My bamboo horse is scumbag

It took nearly an hour and a half to drive from Ye's house to the airport. The flight was at ten o'clock in the morning, and Chen Youhan went to wait early in the morning.Qu Jia was still very surprised when she saw Chen Youhan. After asking, she realized that she was here to drop off the plane. She rolled her eyes and wrapped her pajamas, kissed Ye Kai on the forehead, and went back to take a beauty sleep.

Chen Youhan declined all the appointments because of this trip to the airport, went to bed before twelve o'clock for the first time, set three alarms, the first time he saw Ye Kai was still yawning, and even took care of his hair. On the contrary, he looked younger.Ye Kai was still washing up, so he took him to the third floor and asked him to sit and wait in the small living room. Chen Youhan was not that stupid, and patrolled his room with his hands in his pockets.

He doesn't come to Ye Kai's place often, wandering around like a horse watching flowers, even flipping through his exercise books, the handwriting is clean, and even the drafts are neat.Turning and turning around into the study room, the European-style classical bookshelves cover the entire wall, and there is a three-step solid wood small ladder with a runner next to it.Chen Youhan also spent 10,000+ on books when he was renovating his apartment, filling the entire bookshelf with books, but he did it purely for decoration, and most of his life he would never open it.He was bored, and scanned the spine of the books one by one, his eyes fixed on a vertical black walnut photo frame with an old newspaper framed inside.

"Look at this day, the peach blossoms are burning..." Chen Youhan muttered silently, dazed, after a while of reaction, he couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Opposite to it is a half-face record audio-visual shelf, which holds the vinyl records and Blu-ray CDs that Ye Kai collected from all over the world.He scanned and found that there were mostly foreign language bands and pure music. He really couldn't figure out how a song by Zhou Huimin would be released on New Year's Eve.On the side table next to the single sofa chair, there are more than a dozen sunflowers in blue ceramic vases, which are in full bloom.Chen Youhan's heart moved, he guessed that this was the bouquet brought back from the flower market, but for some reason, he seemed to feel that he and Ye Kai had some tacit secrets.

Ye Kai called him in the bedroom, it must have been sorted out, Chen Youhan turned to go out, and saw Ye Kai waiting for him with a backpack on one shoulder.He walked over, took the schoolbag from his shoulder, and went downstairs with him.

Aunt Jia ordered someone to prepare breakfast, but Ye Kai was afraid of missing the flight, so he decided to go to the airport to check the time.Uncle Lu helped Ye Kai put the two suitcases into the trunk of Chen Youhan's Cayenne. Chen Youhan gave him a hand, and he said in surprise, "Are you moving?"

It is filled with the love and filial piety of in-laws and daughters, Ye Kai is no different, he spread his hands helplessly: "I am just an ordinary porter."

Chen Youhan smiled and rubbed his hair: "Get in the car."

The road conditions were good in the morning, Chen Youhan looked at the navigation, and he could arrive in an hour, so he asked Ye Kai to sleep for a while after checking in on his mobile phone.Ye Kai didn't sleep, he turned on the local radio station, and chatted with Chen Youhan casually.During the period, when asked about the arrangements for the Spring Festival holiday, Chen Youhan was still thinking about the lie he told Ye Jin, so he recounted it casually.Ye Kai smiled, not to mention the Indian Ocean, even if he went to Antarctica, he would just change places for a moment of luxury and happiness.Chen Youhan had nothing to do with it, he was sleepy at first, and he couldn't smoke in the car, so he was irritated and yelled at Ye Kai: "Yes, yes, yes, I'm corrupt, I'm dirty, I'm promiscuous, can you criticize in another direction?"

Seeing that he was really angry, Ye Kai calmed down and apologized: "That's not what I meant."

This time the atmosphere of parting disappeared, and both of them held back their energy and did not speak.After a while, Chen Youhan saw that Ye Kai hadn't moved for a long time, thinking that he was really angry, and wanted to coax him, but when he turned his head, he fell asleep.

Ye Kai's sleeping face was obedient, with his head tilted slightly on the back cushion of the chair, his lips were naturally pursed, and two strands of hair on his forehead were drooping, covering his slender black eyelashes.His breathing was also very shallow, and the morning light cast down from the side of the car window, shining on the tip of his slightly raised nose.

Chen Youhan curled the corners of his lips silently, and stretched out his hand to scrape the tip of his nose.With a thought, he shook Ye Kai's hand again.His body temperature was lower than his, and it felt a bit cooler, but Chen Youhan felt as if he was being burned, so he quickly withdrew his hand.

When he arrived at the airport, Ye Kai was still dazed. He didn't expect that he would sleep so deeply, and he felt a little depressed.Chen Youhan stopped the car, and entered the check-in hall with him pushing the luggage trolley.On the second day of the new year, the cross-country long-distance flight cooled down, and there were not many people. Ye Kai checked in at the self-service check-in counter. Looking at his watch, there were two hours left, and his pace slowed down towards the security check area.

Chen Youhan stopped in time, put his hands in his trouser pockets and said casually: "It's still early, come have breakfast with me."

I chose a tea restaurant and ordered shrimp dumplings, Lunjiao cakes, boat porridge, steamed pork ribs, barbecued pork buns, quick sand buns and durian egg tarts. The sweet ones belong to Ye Kai.Ye Kai felt full when he saw the weight: "You really think highly of me."

Chen Youhan broke open a quicksand bag and fed it to his mouth, and said in a low voice, "Eat more sugar to make you feel better, and when you feel better, you won't be angry."

Ye Kaixin trembled slightly.He had never seen this side of Chen Youhan.

Reluctantly, he took a small bite of his hand.

"Is it sweet enough?" Chen Youhan's hands were almost sore.Ye Kai chewed twice and shook his head.

Chen Youhan rested his chin in one hand and raised the other, and said rascally, "Taste one more sip, and give him another chance."

So he lowered his head and took another bite.This time I bit into the stuffing in the middle, it was sweet, but after the sweetness, it turned bitter, Chen Youhan took back the remaining half, opened his mouth to take a bite, and asked, "Is it sweet enough?"

Ye Kai hesitated pretendingly, and couldn't help laughing for a while.With his smile, Chen Youhan's heart felt relieved, and he also laughed.

The two finished their breakfast in this tacit atmosphere, and Chen Youhan accompanied him to the security check area with his schoolbag, "When you arrive in Vancouver, don't forget to do your winter vacation homework."

Zhen Nima has nothing to say.

Ye Kai took the schoolbag and lazily said: "Understood." He walked into the security check area alone, raised one hand and waved it, without looking back.

There are not many people in the team, but the progress is quite slow.The phone buzzed and vibrated, Ye Kai took it out, and a WeChat message was displayed.He opened it, and there was a small red dot on Chen Youhan's profile picture, and the dialog box said "turn back".

Ye Kai unconsciously turned his head to look for him, Chen Youhan was still on the spot, standing casually with one hand in his trouser pocket, stretched out one hand and waved, saying "bye" by mouth.Ye laughed, and ruthlessly replied "boring" to him after laughing.

There is no direct flight from Ningshi to Vancouver. After connecting in Tokyo, the flight was 10 hours later. It was already the second day when it landed. The sun was rising. Ye Kai watched a majestic sunrise through the porthole. Zhang, landed on the Internet, and he sent it to his family's WeChat group and Chen Youhan.

Picking up the luggage and walking towards the exit, grandpa hugged grandma, and grandma held up a kt board of "Baby Ye Kai".Ye Kai pushed the two suitcases and couldn't move his hand, so he was hugged by one of them first.

He is very familiar with Vancouver, which is basically equivalent to his second hometown. He has gone wild all over the place during his vacations for more than ten years, so coming to accompany the old man is really just to accompany the old man, and by the way, do his winter vacation homework like Chen Youhan said.

The two old people lived alone in a secluded rich area and hired helpers and gardeners.Grandpa was going to the company during the day, and when Ye Kai got bored, his grandmother drove him around the town to see the snow-capped mountains and ice lakes. He had nothing to do every day except homework. He walked in Alaska in the morning and evening, and occasionally helped his grandmother weed and fertilize the garden.

Chinese people are funny, roses, tulips and poppies compete one by one in the flower garden of foreigners, the lawn is bright and beautiful, the cherry blossom trees are next to the sweet potatoes in grandma’s garden, rose petals fall on the Chinese cabbage field ridges, and crispy vines are planted under the wisteria trellis. Big white radish, very simple and economical.

Wearing a bamboo hat and apron and rubber boots, Ye Kai looks like that holding a flower hoe in his hand. Grandma happily took photos of him, and the photos were posted in the group, causing a wave of heated discussions, but the topic has not yet cooled It was revealed that the next day it was found that all the people who had been hit by the hoe were dead, and the relationship between grandparents and grandchildren suddenly broke down, and they didn't even need to be rescued.

Chen Youhan laughed so hard that he couldn't even hold his phone steady, and dialed a video, Ye Kai's side was shining brightly, his face was flushed from the sun, and he looked like a little flower farmer wearing a bamboo hat.In the middle of winter, he wiped the sweat from his forehead, with a look of grievance: "I was expelled by my grandmother." He was fully armed and planned to make persistent efforts to make up for his past mistakes, but in the end he got a thunderbolt from the blue sky that would never allow him to step into the flower garden.

Chen Youhan said: "Show me your masterpiece."

The screen turned around, and a picture of withered red leaves on the ground, Chen Youhan laughed and said, "You'd better let them go, it's not easy in the next world, so I'll let you get hurt."

Ye Kai frowned, stopped playing, and went to do homework!

Chen Youhan stopped him: "When will you be back?"

Last year, the Chinese New Year was early, and there were still nearly 20 days before school started after the Chinese New Year.Ye Kai planned to stay here for half a month, so he did the math: "About another two weeks." By the way, he paid attention to the scenery of the Indian Ocean: "Is survival in the wild fun?"

"It's fun, twenty beauties in bikinis line up on the beach doing yangko, and they ask you if it's exciting." Chen Youhan joked absently.

"Vulgar." Ye Kai scorned, and was thrown down by Alaska and licked wildly.

"Jia Jia! Don't lick it!" Ye Kai was covered in dog saliva, and he couldn't stop struggling while holding his phone.Jiajia let go of him without hesitation, put her paws on her shoulders and groaned at the screen.Chen Youhan's family also raised Alaska, and he teased it through the network cable with ease, asking: "Male or female?"

"Mother, little girl."

"My God, Ye Kai," Chen Youhan exaggerated, "You were sexually harassed by a little girl."

Ye Kai rubbed the dog's head, and decided to end the non-nutritious exchange with Chen Youhan: "Come on, don't pollute my pure friendship with Jiajia with your dirty views on gender, you should go exercise with your bikini beauties."

With a flicker of the screen, one person and one dog disappeared neatly.Chen Youhan threw away his phone, took off his T-shirt and went to take a shower.The shitty Indian Ocean, the shitty white beach bikini, he spent the most ascetic three days in his life, without Yu Tian, ​​without Wu Sijiu, without big-breasted young models, without anyone.

Ye Kai had been honest in the study for two days, watching through the window grandma stooped to renovate the soil and bury new flower seedlings, she felt guilty after all, thinking that it would be good for me to weed if I didn't use a hoe.I went downstairs to the tool room, put on rubber-faced net-back gloves, carried a flower basket containing flower clippers and a small watering can, and walked into the winter sun.

Outside the white fence, a young man stood with his pockets in his pocket.He was carrying a luxury travel bag on his shoulder with one hand, and a cigarette between the tips of his other fingers.

Ye Kai stopped on the steps, let go of his hand, and the flower basket fell to the ground.

"Excuse me," the young man half-raised his cigarette to signal, "is this the little flower farmer's home?"

He laughed so badly that Ye Kai felt dizzy, his heart stopped for a moment and then started beating wildly, he couldn't breathe, and ran towards the gate of the fence in disorderly steps.