Mrs Wayne

I was dumbfounded, what did little Bichi just say?

Looking at the woman in front of her with all her eye makeup crying, Harley Quinn continued to say drunkenly, "I want to put a hat on the clown, yes, it's from the man he loves the most, maybe this way he can look at me more , do you think so?"

She actually begged for my approval with a serious face, she must be sick!

I looked at her blankly, with a very indifferent expression. The Dick next to me was so embarrassed that he exploded. I thought he was holding a bag. It was not too bad. He seemed to want to say something, but He held back.

The clown girl with her arms around Dick continued to cry, telling her tragic experience, "Do you know? My little pudding has ignored me for a long time, I called him but he never answered, although he used to be like this, but I couldn't take it, my friends told me he was just using me."

She even has friends...

I looked at the clown girl who was crying in the bar with snot and tears, as if she wanted to explain to us the humiliation in her heart for so many years, "You don't understand how much I love him, even if I knew he might really be using me."

"But I was deeply attracted by him from the first moment I saw him."

What is it about that green hair that attracts you, because his hair is green?

I continued to look at her with a cold expression, but Harley Quinn didn't care about our indifference at all, just sat on Dick's lap and continued to cry, she might just want to find someone to share her misery, and didn't care about our feedback, "I love He is more than anything else, I can do anything for him, I helped him snipe Batman, I helped him plant a bomb in Gotham, I did a lot of things, but he didn't give me the slightest feedback."

Speaking of this, Harley Harley's expression became more and more distorted, "All he thinks about is that damn Batman, Batman, oh, it's Batman again."

"He wanted to destroy his spirit, and I had clearly caught Batman last time, and I was just one step away from ending his life."

"But Little Pudding said that what he wants is not Batman's life, what he wants is Batman's despair..." She sobbed and cried out, her whole body seemed to have suffered some serious trauma, "I How could the little Pudding do this to me, he pushed me off the stairs for Batman, I almost died."

"Are you saying that such a man is really just using me?"

Harley Quinn specifically asked for my opinion.

What can I say, I can only say, oh, yes, anyone with eyes knows that he is indeed using you.

Why wasn't this crazy woman killed by the fall?

Dick can see that if it wasn't because the clown girl was a woman, she was now beaten. She cried while holding the glass. This bitch wants to sleep with Batman just to get revenge on the clown, I'm angry.

Fuck, did she ask her wife's opinion when she went to sleep with someone else's husband?

I couldn't help but sneered, Dick looked at my smile and was a little confused for a moment, I said to the clown girl over there, "You want to sleep with Batman in order to put a hat on the clown?"

"It's a brilliant idea indeed."

Dick looked at me with a terrified expression, I looked at Harley Quinn, and continued, "But do you think Batman will agree to sleep with you?"

He promised me to interrupt his dogleg immediately!

If you want Xiao and Batman, you deserve it too?

Harley Quinn probably hit the nail on the head too, hiccupping, and the hot blonde beauty said to us, "Oh, well, isn't there a man who wouldn't expect to have a good time with me? overnight?"

Harley Quinn closed her mouth under our expressionless expression, and she said dryly, "Oh, indeed, you are right, maybe Batman really won't do anything to me What."

That is.

"And you actually wanted to offend the Joker by sleeping with Batman just now. I don't think he will. Not only will he not, he will even be very excited to sleep with Batman with a woman."

Dick gasped and looked at me with a terrified and helpless expression.

Harley Quinn looked dull, she didn't look very smart because of drinking, "But I want Little Pudding to regret it, I hope he can realize his mistake, I hope he gets angry instead of excited. "

"Although this makes me very excited."

I:……

"But you have to let him know that you are not a woman who comes and goes when she calls her."

Mother-in-law, can you cheer up a little?Without a man, can't you get some cheats on the career line?Do you harm Gotham every day with the clown just to win the favor of men?You love-brained trash.

Thinking of what the clown had done for me, I couldn't help but sneer, and then began to brainwash his women.

"When you're in love, you can't be a passive person, you have to be a woman who can control him. He can't give orders to you, but you should give orders to him. He should be the one who thinks about you, not you. Him." I glanced at Harley Quinn over there, "Have you ever seen a dangerous woman?"

In it, the whole process of high-energy killing her husband and cheating on her as a bitch is very brainwashing and inspirational. I think she must take a good look and study it carefully.

Harley Quinn shook her head, and I smiled kindly and kindly at her and said, "Then you must take a look, the relationship between men and women, if you are so active, you will definitely suffer."

Dick looked at me with a very complicated expression at the moment.

Harley Quinn simply regards me as a master of love, from crying just now to being curious now, "You mean, I am too active with Little Pudding, that's why Little Pudding doesn't pay attention to me, doesn't care about me, Just treat me like one."

"Spare tire."

I kindly helped her to add, and then the clown cried even more sadly, "Look at the clown and Batman, can't you understand what kind of man he is? He wants to destroy something, he has been longing for and greedy. His stuff, and you, baby, but you are already his stuff, and you even post it upside down, how can the clown arouse the desire to conquer with you like this."

"You are a book, a book that is almost torn by him, you can see the end when you open the beginning."

Huh... Bruce is quite complicated when you say it like this, and it still surprises me every time I open it.

Harley Quinn seemed to hear such a statement for the first time, her expression became more and more subtle, even a little confused, "I don't know, I thought that as long as I was good enough to him, Little Pudding would see me, just would appreciate me."

"Would you fuck anyone else out of gratitude? Someone other than a clown."

"No." Harley Quinn said firmly to me, "I hope he gives me the thrill and thrill, no one is more worthy of my love than him."

"Then you will give him the same feeling." I looked at Harley Quinn and said sincerely, "If you want him to have no friends, only enemies, how can you do it?"

"Why only one hat for him!?"

I said sternly, "You can try different people, Riddler, Penguin, Freeze, each of them is exciting enough, I guarantee that the clown will be really angry when he hears such things, he Will be angry, and only when he is angry can he see you."

"You don't give him all your energy."

"Stay away, by the way, remember to watch the dangerous woman, you can learn a lot in it..."

I see you slept with a truckload of these guys, the green hair on the clown's head must be greener, I just want to know how he united with other people to come to Gotham to destroy, it is best that the clown girl can put the dangerous woman After watching Fan Ran wake up, and then kill the clown to reach the pinnacle of life, that would be even more cool.

Lovingly and tenderly looking at this bitch who wanted to sleep with my husband, I kindly said to her, "Come on, dear."

"You're right." Harley Quinn was completely moved by what I said, "I'll go back and see the dangerous woman first."

Okay.

She turned her head and stretched out her finger to Dick who was sitting, and then gently stroked the boy's cheek like this, her eyes almost dripping with honey, "So, should we do it together first and watch TV together? That's right. How about that dangerous woman?"

Dick shook his head frantically, "No."

He directly invited Harley Quinn up and said, "Thank you, but you don't have to."

Harley Quinn was very disappointed. She really looked a little disappointed and said, "You are very beautiful and delicate. If it were you, I would really like it. You have a very upturned butt, you know? Very warped."

I:……

Dick: ...

As she spoke, she wanted to touch Dick's ass, and Harley Quinn said wildly, "I saw him at the first sight, so we came here to find you, I like your ass, your buttocks."

Dick put a blank face, "Thank you."

I looked at his ass out of the corner of the eye, and it was a bit...

But forget it, it is more important to kill the clown as soon as possible. I told the clown girl to awaken herself, and as soon as she walked out the door, I reported her to the Justice League and arranged for the Gotham Police Department to perfect her. take over.

Dick was beside him with a complicated expression, "Didn't you just let her see more dangerous women?"

"What she did in Gotham is not wronged by being in prison for ten years. Do you still want to walk out of the whole thing when you meet me?" Is she daydreaming?She actually killed Bruce almost to death before, she was doing something, and she still wanted to sleep with Bruce?

Sorry, put me in jail to study your clown.

"It's possible to watch dangerous women in prison."

I said meaningfully, "People always have to pay for their actions. The Justice League will never let go of any opportunity to achieve justice. We are good law-abiding residents. What's wrong with reporting her to the Gotham Police Department?" ?”

Not at all, OJBK.

Dick was silent for a while, "So, you sent her to the police station, and she still thinks you are a good person."

"Yes, that's not a contradiction."

Dick: ...

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Not far away, Batman who watched secretly all the time

I feel very complicated...

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