[JOJO] The wonderful daily life of Araki Academy

Last night, I had a dream.

There are three Kongtiao teachers who confessed to me.

The 17-year-old teacher Kongtiao said to me: Do you want to date me?

The 28-year-old teacher Kujo said, although I am married, would you be my lover?

The 46-year-old teacher Kongtiao said to me: I am already divorced, and we will get married when you are 16 years old.

Then Xu Lun rushed out and beat up all her fathers: You are my wife!How can you be my little mother? !

Dongfang Senior said to me: No way!You can only be with me!

The beautiful blond-haired Qiao Luno tugged at the hem of my skirt in aggrieved way: How could you just give up!

Mr. Jonathan and Miss Elena held my hand together: Come on, let's form a happy three-person world! !

Suddenly, an old man jumped out: I am your real marriage partner! !

They won't allow me to refuse them!

But I can't refuse any of them.

They told me separately that I must marry them, and then I became a rag doll torn to pieces.

terrible! !

I was woken up in a panic in the morning. I must have been too careless so I received retribution! !

This is God's punishment!Alice! !

This is God's punishment for you seeing one and loving the other! ! !And you want it all! !

When I went to school today, I was trembling all over, and Teacher Xi Sa asked me to talk.

You are so brave!Actually skipping class.

No, I didn't, I was detained by Teacher Kutiao... I was called to the office to give me a class on starfish...

Well, I'll forgive you this time for the sake of your cuteness, but not next time.

Thank you Teacher Sisa!

I almost came out of his office with my tail between my legs.

too difficult.It's really too difficult. Araki College's high school subjects are so difficult that I struggled with all of them. My uncle said that he wanted me to be a lady with good character and learning, and everything would stay away from me.

If this continues, I will die.

At noon, I made an appointment with Xu Lun to have dinner together on the rooftop.

Xu Lun saw that I brought an extra bento: why is there anyone else?You agreed to do it only for me?

No...it's Qiao Luno...I hesitated for a long time and didn't make it clear. Looking at Xu Lun's questioning eyes, I felt that I was about to cry. I felt that I was exposed as a wife who cheated on her husband. It's the same as the bad things your lover does.

As soon as my legs were weak, I almost kowtowed to Xu Luntu and apologized. Really, I didn't, I didn't! !

Are you talking about me?Giorno suddenly came out from behind me, and I was so scared that I sat upright and dared not speak.

what do you have?

I have nothing.I shook my head vigorously and looked at Xu Lun.

Xu Lun sighed: I understand that you are such a good-natured person, you can't refuse at all, really, it's fine for Qiao Luno, you have to refuse well in the future understand?

I understand I understand I understand.I nodded to admit my mistake and kept messing around, brother Xu Lun let me build a seven-level pagoda.

Don't bully classmate Ji Liang, Xu Lun.After Giorno finished speaking, he sat next to me, and then the golden experience behind him popped up again and made a loud noise, then put his arms around my neck again, and stuck it against me.Stone Freedom seemed to sneer: Little devil.

Xu Lun simply leaned closer: Qiao Luno, you actually asked Alice to make a bento!So cunning!

And pudding.Giorno was very calm: I am your great-great-great-grandfather, is there any problem with being treated better than you?Love the elderly.

old man? ! !

In fact, I am over 100 years old.I may not believe what other people say, but everything Giorno said sounds truer than gold.Inexplicably, I really believed it.

I looked at Giorno with wide eyes, and I always felt that there was a smile in his eyes.

Don't talk nonsense seriously!You are only 15 years old!Alice don't believe him!That's what he is!Xu Lun rolled his eyes at Qiao Luno: I think you have no good intentions!

where?Qiao Luno retorted: It's fair to fight for benefits for yourself. If she can be your wife, can she not be my wife?

That's two different things? !Xu Lun emphasized: You are a boy anyway, how can you say that kind of thing to a lady? ! ! !

Giorno sighed: I didn't think you were a lady when you Ola your father!

Am I talking about you?I'm talking about Alice! ! !Xu Lun gave Qiao Luno several supercilious glances.

She was originally a lady and you still use me as your elder?Giorno's face was serious: It's you, you really need to cultivate your vision of men. Joestar's family are all reliable men, you'd better improve your taste, at least you have a cute personality like Kira Only gentleness will do.You take Kira-san home and tell Mr. Jotaro: I want to marry her, I don't think your father will object to you.I promise, I dare not say that about Romeo.

Don't you gossip about my taste!Giorno, believe it or not, Euler!

Qiao Lunuo sighed: I am concerned about you, Xu Lun, your father is very worried that you will be bullied by bad people, and as an elder, I am also very afraid that you will be cheated.

My brains have exploded, Giorno can be his wife no matter what! ? …………! !God, is it really okay to say such casually?I know he was just talking and joking with Xu Lunlai but...

Giorno, you are so loud!bring it on!Fight with me! !Xu Lun jumped up.

Seeing Xu Lun put on a stance, my heart fluctuated, ah, my husband is really cool and explosive! !Then I beat myself up again in my heart, why did I really treat him as my husband, Xu Lun is a girl!

Giorno is very calm: after eating and then exercising can help digestion.

that's right!Don't run away if you have to fight after eating!Xu Lun snorted and took it out after school, as if you don't run away.

Why run?Giorno picked up a piece of sushi with his chopsticks: If you don't eat it, I'll eat it for you, Xu Lun.After all, I am also in the growth period.

I don't know what to say.It's better to keep your head down and eat in silence. It's not good for me to interfere in other people's housework.

Mmm, it's delicious.Alice, your craft is really good.Giorno smiled at me: You can get married now.

That'smine! !Bastard Giorno! !Xu Lun gave Giorno a hard look: Alice, feed me.

I was spinning for a while, this, this is the so-called feeding between lovers! !

My hands trembled slightly, I dipped some soy sauce in between the thin rolls I made this morning, and said in shame: Ah...Xu Lun opened his mouth...

Xu Lun took the sushi without hesitation, and gave Qiao Luno a provocative look: How about it!This is what girls love!You can't do it!

This, this is heaven! !Xu Lun... Xu Lun is too... handsome!Why is there such a handsome girl like her, the rude place is also... super cute!

Giorno supported his forehead: Otherwise, how can you say you are a child, Xu Lun.

Giorno, you are so mature, you are only 15 years old!This calm and mature charm...

I feel like my heart is going to die.

Xu Lun kissed me on the face: Hehehe, you can't do it, Qiao Luno!This is a girl's privilege.

I covered the place where Xu Lun kissed, it must be as red as an apple... I lowered my head.

Giorno touched my head casually, and then used the two disposable chopsticks to turn into two light-colored roses and stuck them near my ears.

Ah... I'm really going to die.

bring it on!Giorno!Xu Lun smiled and didn't look angry: I don't allow you to touch my wife!

Xu Lun really knows a lot, and he can even use such a complicated description as a finger.My Chinese class was really wasted.

Well, Giorno also laughed: It's good to exercise after dinner.

You, you...don't fight for such a boring reason.I can't say it.

Ola Ola Ola! ! !

Big wood big wood big wood big! ! !

Although the two of them were just standing, the Golden Experience and Stone Freedom had already punched so quickly that it was dizzying.

Their bodies didn't move at all... Is this the after-dinner exercise of the stand-in envoy?I couldn't understand it for a while, so I could only sit and watch his two fists coming and going.

Shi Zhiyou also said to me with ease that it was just for children to tickle and play.

The wood is big, the wood is big and the wood is big.I'm sorry for the golden experience, please speak in human language, I can't understand your wink.

Then Giorno was suddenly sent flying and fell to the ground.

Joe, Giorno! ! !Are you okay Qiao Lunuo, Xu Lun, she didn't do it on purpose!Xu Lun is a good girl!She really didn't mean to!I was so anxious that I was about to cry.

Xu Lun looked at Qiao Luno in surprise, and then at my anxious look: Qiao Luno? ! ! ! ! !

I moved Giorno's head to my lap, took out a handkerchief from my pocket, and wiped my dusty face.

Giorno, are you okay, wake up, Giorno!Xu Lun really didn't do it on purpose! !

I think I'm dying, the blond boy looks like he's dying with his eyes closed.

I looked up at Xu Lun: What can I do?

Xu Lun looked at her own fist, full of doubts, her complexion was so subtle that I almost couldn't understand: it's okay, it's just that a miss knocked him into shock.

I can't bear to blame Xu Lun, because she definitely didn't do it on purpose, Xu Lun is such a kind girl, although tattoos always go to Ola Ola her father, but I just know that Xu Lun's nature is gentle and kind Yes, and she's not like me, she won't back down even if someone slaps her in the face.

But Giorno...

I cried.

What if he has an emergency?Xu Lun's father is going to quarrel with Xu Lun again, right?

Giorno's fathers will also be worried.

All my tears fell on Giorno's face.

I wiped my tears carelessly, looking at Xu Lun not knowing what to do.

I finally realized the feeling that the left and right are not human.

Giorno's eyelashes moved a few times, and he opened his emerald-like eyes and looked at me.

I cried even harder: Xu Lun, it’s great that Qiao Luno is gone... woo woo woo...

I sob and feel relieved.

Xu Lun rolled his eyes at Qiao Luno: Pretend, keep pretending!I didn't expect you to be so despicable and shameless!

Giorno got up and wiped my tears: I really passed out, okay... Is it really okay for you to put such a heavy hand on your elder?

Xu Lun looked at me a little aggrieved, put his arms around my neck and stuck him up: Wife, don't believe Gioruno's nonsense, he is just pretending.

Hmmmm.I nodded vigorously, I believe what Xu Lun said is true.

Giorno leaned over: How come, do I look like that kind of person?Does pretending do me any good?Is it interesting for me to endure the beating?

No no.I shook my head vigorously.

I'm stuck between Xu Lun and Qiao Luno, there's nothing I can do, I don't want them to quarrel.

I'm like a sandwich, ah... I'm dying really...

I'm literally dying.

Xu Lun stared at Qiao Luno: You are just uneasy and kind!

Giorno was very calm: Do I have it?Let me help you see if your new friend is a good person, and I'm easy to talk to if your dad asks.

Yes yes yes, what Giorno said is right, it is very important for girls to make friends, and they cannot be led astray.

Do you think Alice looks like a villain? ! ? ?Xu Lun raised his voice: Don't rely on the old to sell the old!And don't mention my dead old man!Otherwise, I will call you another father! !

Giorno was silent for a moment: Deal.

What kind of agreement did they reach? They shook hands immediately and settled their suspicions.

I... really don't understand their family relationship.

Ps

Fluffy: You need to fight for the benefits yourself!

Xu Xu: Don't think I don't know what you want to do!

Furry: I don't want to do anything!

Xu Xu: Shut up!You just want to steal my wife! !

Rongrong: If she can be your wife, why not mine?

Xu Xu: Shameless! ! !Just like your father! !

Fluffy: This is a strategic move, the means are not important, the purpose is everything!

Xu Xu: Damn!I will not give my wife to you!

Fluffy: Well, let's make a deal, a deal that allows us to live in peace.I don't think you will refuse?

Xu Xu: What he said is very reasonable, but I can't refuse... OK, deal!

Fluffy: plan to pass.

The hairy thousand-layer routine has started again, so, what is the matter of being a human being, you have to fight for it yourself.