[JOJO] The wonderful daily life of Araki Academy

Because my uncle was beaten back to Araki Manor by Teacher Kongtiao, I ended up staying in Xu Lun's house at night.

Xu Lun asked me suspiciously, "How is Qiao Luno's technique?"

I asked blankly: "What technology?"

"Kiss!" Xu Lun looked at me with the eyes of are you a fool.

"Oh... I took a bite out of him. A bit rusty. Not sweet."

Then Xu Lun hugged the whale pillow on the bed and rolled from one end of the bed to the other with a smile.

She couldn't breathe from laughing.

Then Xu Lun asked a very serious question: "If I have a boyfriend, what will you do?"

For a second, I felt like a puppy abandoned by Xu Lun.

"Alice? What's wrong with you? It's so pitiful to look like a puppy I lost. I just said if, if!"

"Romeo's kind is absolutely not allowed!!" I gritted my teeth, absolutely not with that kind of rubbish. If he wants to get back together, I will stop him with my life!If it's Giorno, it's fine!Dongfang Jousuke seems to be fine too, but Jousuke obviously has no interest in Xu Lun... As expected, Giorno is the best!

"Forget about that kind of rotten person, I just want to kill him."

"Yeah!" I nodded.

"Alice, what do you think of Giorno?"

My conditioned reflex: "I like them all, I like Qiao Luno as much as I like you, but I like Xu Lun the most."

"Where is my father?" Xu Lun laughed: "Do you still want to be my little mother?"

I scratched the back of my head and laughed silly: "Sometimes I do, but I just dare to think about it, nothing else, I really don't, I don't mean to be your little mother, I just think about it, I dare not."

Xu Lun poked my head: "Little idiot. Have you ever thought that Giorno's likes are different from yours?"

"What's the difference?" Isn't it the kind of wife mistress and true love?

"Love, love!!!" Xu Lun looked as if he noticed something was wrong: "Alice, haven't you ever thought about falling in love with a boy?"

I tried my best to think about it, but when I thought about it, it was like a hole had leaked in my mind. I had absolutely no experience in this area, and the people I fell in love with were all men and women from the Joestar family...

It seems to be all right!

But I'm just thinking about it, I will never destroy other people's families... think about not breaking the law!Anyway, the backyard of the Qiao Family Courtyard~~~~ It’s such a big backyard, it’s a happy ocean, so what’s wrong with me being the king of the sea, looking at the fish in the whole ocean, all the fish are mine!

"Everyone in your family is fine." I looked down at my fingers and felt that I was too scumbag. Anyway, as long as it is JOJO.

Xu Lun rubbed his temples: "That's the kind of person I like!!"

"I like them all, what's wrong?" I replied honestly.

Xu Lun looked at me as if he had discovered some peerless scumbag: "Alice, do you seriously want to be Aquaman?!!"

"I just want to think about it... think about it without breaking the law..."

"Then you and the bastard old man really deserve it." Xu Lun rolled his eyes, not accusing me, because I know his father just likes the ocean!

"Really, really?" I was inexplicably happy.

Xu Lun covered his face: "I'm not complimenting you, why are you so happy..."

"It's Xu Lun's compliment! As long as I'm Xu Lun, I'm happy! I have... Xu Lun... and I'm satisfied."

"What about Giorno?"

"Also... a little..." I stammered, thinking that to be honest, I wanted it too much, I was just scum and irrational... Is it because my uncle is actually an asshole?It's still what Mr. Dio said about who you are, and you can do whatever you want. Ben Dio doesn't care so much!Do whatever you want! !

"Choose one, me and Giorno, who do you choose?"

I'm in a dilemma, no, it's too difficult, what should I do, I don't want to give up at all: "... all... want it, can't you?"

Xu Lun covered his face and was not angry: "It's someone else, I've already gone up to Euler, let me put it another way, Qiao Luno and Jousuke choose one or the other?"

"My dad and Jousuke choose one?"

"Well...Let's think about it, my grandma and my dad choose one or the other?"

Xu Lun asked the members of her family one by one, and watched my face become more and more serious, but in the end she couldn't hold back her laughter and laughed until she failed.

"I see, you can't choose at all, can you?"

What I thought in my heart was exposed, I thought I was going to be finished, this... but I couldn't lie to Xu Lun: "Yeah."

Xu Lun covered his face and hesitated to speak, then buried his head in the whale pillow and hammered it vigorously, making a muffled laugh that couldn't stop.

After thinking about it for a long time, I was at a loss: "...Is it...I'm carrying you behind my back..."

Xu Lun raised his head and almost lost his breath from laughing: "No, no."

"Xu Lun, you are so kind to me, I'm so scumbag...Eating what's in the bowl and thinking about what's in the pot, I don't even have a trace of remorse..." I feel that I really can't do it, I was really not like this before, I used to be My preferences are still very single, I don’t understand why they are so rich now…

"Baby, you're not scum, you're just..." Xu Lun hesitated for a moment, but still didn't say the word: "I think that guy Qiao Luno is a bit pitiful."

I'm half-hearted and powerless to myself: "I really wasn't like that before..."

"What were you like before?" Xu Lun hugged that poor whale pillow into two knots, as expected of a speed double A girl.

"It's just...students should look like students!" I said righteously: "Don't fall in love early, study hard...and also...my academic performance was not that bad before..."

Speaking of this, I really can't hold my head up. My country's middle school class is at least tens of tens... But after entering the high school of Araki College, I have already confused two of the three foreign languages. I really don't understand why except In addition to Italian and English, Latin was suddenly added... I have never passed the two since then.

I really don't understand why Xu Lun can still pass because she often skips classes. Is it because she is JOJO?

I want to cry without tears.

The subjects in the high school of Araki Academy are too arbitrary... Will I still be promoted to the second year of high school in this life?Should I go and beg Father Pucci to speed me up... Maybe I can graduate.

"Don't even think about it. If you trust Puqi, that scumbag, you might not be able to graduate in a few lifetimes!"

The topic of the two of us changed from relationship issues to humble studies. Even though Giorno worked hard to make up for me for a long time, my Italian still stayed at Hello, how old are you? Have you eaten? Are you going? where stage.I can't even count from one to ten, let alone flicks.

Giorno was very desperate for my pronunciation. He counted from one to ten thirty times, but I still couldn't play my tongue... Finally, Giorno was so anxious that he bumped his head on his desk with a wryyyy sound.Only my English grades are improving by leaps and bounds, my Italian language ability... I will let Teacher Cesa, Mama Mia, my God talk non-stop...

"Tomorrow is a quiz..." I suddenly remembered this terrible thing.

The school festival is over, but Lisa Lisa and Kujo-sensei will not let go of any time to torture us students...

Tomorrow, I will recite the first chapter of Chapter 3 of the beautiful ocean. The full text is [-] words and I need to recite it fluently... Why do I have to recite the text for the basic knowledge of the ocean! ! !I don't understand and dare not ask!If you can't recite it, it's the death stare of Teacher Kujo...

"I'm skipping class tomorrow!" Xu Lun didn't care.

I dug out the textbook from my bag and looked at the line of English in despair...

Why? ! ! !Is Teacher Kongtiao a devil? !This text is actually all in English! ! !I don't know many words! ! !

Too difficult, is this really a high school curriculum?I began to question life.

I am not happy at all!

——————————————— This is the dividing line that Alice can’t see—————————

"Giorno."

"Good girls don't climb windows, Xu Lun."

Xu Lun gave Qiao Lunuo a middle finger, and then entered his room through the window.

"It really doesn't matter if you walk through the front door properly."

"I don't want to be misunderstood by my family. I want to attack you at night."

Giorno raised his head from the desk, pretending to be shocked and looked at Kujo Xu Lun: "I'm still a minor...you're too beastly."

Xu Lun pointed the middle finger at Qiao Luno. She is very good at greeting other people's mothers in six languages, but she doesn't intend to do that: "What nonsense!"

"Isn't it so? What is the eldest lady doing?"

"Do you know if Alice likes all JOJOs?"

"I know." Qiao Luno looked at Xu Lun with his chin on his hand: "Isn't she written all over her face? Do you still need to guess? It's very easy to get along with her, and you don't need to look at her face to know what she's thinking. One point is really cute.”

"I'm telling you, she wants all the jOJOs." Xu Lun felt that he really broke his heart. Alice is a cute and silly girl who treats her very well. Xu Lun thinks that this girl is easy to be deceived. Lie, I don’t worry about it when I’m around, but I always feel very uncomfortable when I give her to Giorno, but it seems even more uncomfortable to replace it with the 17-year-old bastard who can only play starfish. Choose one of the two, and Giorno seems It's better.

It's just that this guy's mind is too doggy! ! !How can a dog be like this!

"Ah."

"Is that how you react?"

"If you like someone, don't you have to like what she likes together?"

"Do you look like that kind of person?!!!"

"Am I not like?"

"Where do you look like?"

"I think tolerance is a virtue, and I'm glad I have it."

Xu Lun said for a while: "I hope you can be so optimistic when you find her with other men!"

"No, she only likes JOJO. Alice is really easy to understand. You can know what she is thinking just by looking at her expression."

"...What if it's not JOJO?!"

"It's okay, I'll let her understand that I can accept as many JOJOs as I like." Gioruno pinched the piece of paper he had just finished writing with both hands, and turned it to Xu Lun: "But there is only one person she will marry in the future." Just GIOGIO."

Seeing GIOGIO written on the white paper, Xu Lun was completely speechless: "You think beautifully."

"So, don't you like her too? Assuming I marry her, then she will be a member of our compound and can play with you. Do you think she doesn't cook well or looks uncute?"

"..." Xu Lun felt more and more that Qiao Lunuo was such an idiot, if she couldn't find a better partner, how could she let Alice be with him! ! !

"I have seriously considered it. No matter what it is, she likes you so much, she is definitely willing to marry and be with you every day." Qiao Luno spread his hands: "I think it's all right, satisfying the wishes of the future wife is also the blueprint for the future. For a project, she lives in our house and can be with the JOJOs she likes, which is an overall victory." Qiao Luno rubbed his hands: "How about it, let's cooperate."

"Are you speaking human language??????" How could this damn brat be such a dog! ! ! !

"Am I too tough? Then let me put it another way..." Qiao Luno tilted his head: "Sister Xu Lun, help me, you are the only one in this family who can help me."

Kong Tiao Xu Lun felt as if he had been struck by lightning. This dead brat has never begged others to do things. It is true that he likes Alice...

Observing words and emotions is one of Giorno's best skills, and he understands the principle of making persistent efforts to strike while the iron is hot.

"Sister Xu Lun, just help me!"

"I can't stand you," Xu Lun felt that he couldn't hold his own: "Shut up!!! Where did you learn this?! It took eight lifetimes of bad luck for Alice to fall in love with you!"

"Well, because it's easy to get along with her, she makes me very happy, besides, don't you think every time I tease her, her reaction is very cute? Especially when I said that I am just Xu Lun and her mistress, The way her eyes shine is really funny."

"So that's why you're such a dog?!"

"Don't you think it's fun?" Qiao Lunuo said lightly: "Sister Xu Lun, let me remind you, don't you also have a good time with your wife? You don't want her to be snatched away by other bastards, do you? Since it's a win-win situation, why not?"

"...A deal! You promise you won't do anything else to her!"

"...Hey, sister, I'm only 15 years old this year, what else can I do besides holding hands and kissing?" Giorno spread his hands: "Do I look so unreliable?"

"What credibility do you have, you brat?"

"I don't want to say the second time about useless things, Mu Da, I'm only 15 years old. Mu Da Mu Da."

PS

Rongrong is telling the truth, he really can't do anything, it's just that he doesn't have much credibility with Xu Lun.

Alice doesn't need him to fawn over her, and he doesn't need him to guess. It's also fun to tease her. Why doesn't Hairy like such a girl?It's also easy to get along with.

Soft girl is so nice, I like it too.