[JOJO] The wonderful daily life of Araki Academy

Preparations for the school festival are in full swing.

Because this year's competition amount is too much, the number of boys who signed up for the women's clothing competition is also amazing.Even the teachers have joined the fray.

"That's U.S. dollars!! U.S. dollars! U.S. dollars!!!" Diego tapped the key point of the blackboard with his tail, and he wrote an S on the blackboard and added two vertical lines: "Today I'm going to give you a group of people who don't know how big the sky is and how thick the earth is." Guys who know what the dollar is, give a good lesson on what money is power!!"

Miss Kujo, the first in line heir to the Spw Foundation, smiled and said nothing.

Oh, Xu Lun didn't smile either, just playing with the eraser very bored.

Giorno...was playing with my hair, I looked back at him hard, and he was wronged, so, braiding is not allowed?

Listen carefully, Giorno.

He pursed his lips and smiled.Wrote me a note asking for pudding.

Xu Lun snatched the note and directly used Shi Zhifree to make a fuck behind her with a thread, and bought it for himself if he wanted to eat it!

The golden experience hugged my neck, and I couldn't drive it away.Xu Lun angrily used the freedom of the stone to break the fingers of the golden experience.

Looking back, I'm used to these two people doing this when they have nothing to do. Anyway, the fight is kissing, scolding or love, so it's not difficult to panic after a meal.I understand.Very understanding.

Diego on the podium grinned excitedly and scolded us for not knowing the sufferings of the world, how terrible it is to have no money, and so on, so he always wanted to marry a rich woman...

Speaking of which, he went to hook up with Teacher Lisa Lisa a while ago, was tied up in a scarf and threw it around, and then was tied up with a purple hermit by Teacher Xisa and Joseph and ran away in ripples.

By the way, the image of Mr. Joseph has collapsed in my heart because of this incident...

Because when they were fighting, Teacher Xi Sa said: "Is this why you peeked at your mother taking a shower?"

"You know that's my mother and you didn't tell me at the time?!!! Are you a human, Cesar?!"

The way they were arguing and beating prehistoric creatures and being reprimanded by Lisa Lisa teacher...

Mr. Joseph is actually... that kind of... person.

Diego is also pitiful. I don’t know what’s wrong with him to seduce Teacher Lisa Lisa, but yes, seducing Elena, Siji Q and Holly is a dead end, and Jonathan and Joseph will be killed. And that invincible classmate Jotaro went from the school gate to the back door...Maybe Lisa Lisa teacher is carrying a ruby ​​that is expensive at first glance, so Diego lost his mind I'm also going to post Lisa Lisa teacher. Everyone knows the ending, but I just wrote "tobecontinued" on his face...

I couldn't hear what Diego was talking about at all. He said very proudly that he once cheated a rich woman in her 80s and married her, and got a lot of money.

This can be said to be low investment and high return...

"This is the rational use of the smallest capital to obtain the greatest return, understand?" Diego raised his voice, showing how wise and intelligent he is, I always feel that something is wrong, but he said it as a matter of course: "It's such a good deal, she gets love and I get money. This is a fair deal, understand?!"

I took a peek at the vacant seat of Jotaro, Dr. Kujo is also a rich man...

Mr. Gero has been stalking me recently, and it seems that he is more pleasing to my eyes after watching too much.As soon as I finished class, he would lie in ambush in the corridor I passed by, like a girl in Huaichun following her senior whom she had a crush on.

This description is actually not quite right.

Of course, neither Xu Lun nor Qiao Luno gave him a good face, cheating the underage girl.

dead shemale.

abnormal.

Even if Xu Lun greeted his mother Jie Luo in six languages, he failed repeatedly.

"I won't give up!"

"Let me tell you a joke, Alice! You'll forgive me when you've heard it!"

"Let me sing a pizza song! You'll be happy after listening to it!"

Johnny covered his face and really didn't want to say he knew this person.

"Jonnie, you can also say a few words for me. I sing really well!"

"Yes, yes, it's very nice, it's very nice, it's so nice to hear that girls see you as if they've seen a ghost."

"I, am I that scary?"

Jonny looked indifferent: "What do you think? Alice is just an ordinary girl..."

"But she has a substitute!"

"Don't you? More than half of the people in this school have doubles."

"Okay, Johnny, I saw Diego talking to Alice..."

"What are you talking about? You can't let him instill strange ideas in Alice! Maybe he will let her marry an 80-year-old man in exchange for money!!!!"

I watched his two wheelchairs drift far away, and an iron ball flew over and hit Diego's tail so painful that he turned into a dinosaur and jumped away, cursing, I don't know what happened , Isn't it just to let me hand in my homework earlier, after all, he finally came out to earn some salary, and he should be more dedicated.

Gero was even dragged out by senior Bugarati. Although he was not beaten by Ali Ali, he was forced to eat pineapple pizza.

It was torture among tortures for the Italians.

"He even ate a few mouthfuls of pineapple pizza, which shows that he really wants to apologize to you. I have no reason to stop such a man. Alice, you can figure it out." Senior Bugarati said The verdict was so wise that all Italians agreed in favor of his decision.

Even Prosciut, who has always been critical, agreed with this opinion.

A native Italian man can even swallow pineapple pizza, which shows that he is extremely determined, he is a man among men!There is nothing that can stop it, ask yourself, everyone present can't do it!

Bessie was even moved to tears: "aniki!! He is willing to eat pineapple pizza for girls!!!"

So the dignity of your assassination team is not to be an assassin but to eat pineapple pizza?

Although Giorno objected, he couldn't deal with a group of Italians by himself. Besides, although he was registered in Italy, he was actually of English-Japanese mixed race. He had no say in this group of people.

I hesitated for a long time and didn't know what to say, but a group of Italians looked at me earnestly, which made me very scared.

"It's not for you to accept him as your boyfriend, but to accept his apology full of courage. You are too reckless. Usually, when we make a decision, the process has been omitted. Alice, you still count as us People from here?" It is usually said that this kind of education or honey and the whip are the ones who attack together.

I wasn't originally! ! !I pounded in my heart, but I didn't dare. Giorno couldn't do anything in the vote of a group of Italians. After all, he even ate several mouthfuls of pineapple pizza.

Jie Luo stood in front of me with his hands folded, and a group of people watched eagerly. This man is really cunning!

"Not a boyfriend! I'm already Xu Lun's wife!"

Giorno nodded repeatedly.

"Aren't you Giorno's girlfriend?" Senior Bugarati raised his eyes, then switched to Italian and grabbed Giorno's collar, ah, he always doesn't button his school uniform, Like Senior Bugarati, it's no wonder that their relationship has always been very good.

"Giorno, I said you haven't got her done yet?!!!! What the hell are you doing? I have two children instead! You are so worthless?!"

"Wait, Bucciarati, do you have a girlfriend?"

"It's true, I don't have it now, but there will always be!"

Qiao Lunuo looked helpless: "She likes Xu Lun more than me, and I'm fighting for it too. Strong tactics won't work. We are the student union and not Yangko, so that won't work."

"Why is she still a lesbian? I really underestimated her!" Bugarati looked at me several times and I was a little scared.

"She's not!" Giorno and Gero said in unison: "You don't understand a girl's heart, you're just a straight guy, give up, Bucciarati."

Nalanja jumped up: "The so-called girl is that kind of magical creature!!! Is it Fuge?!"

This theory is very powerful, and everyone was immediately convinced. Only me, whose Italian barely hovered between [-] and [-], couldn't understand too much, because they spoke too fast... I was confused from beginning to end I understand that they call each other names and yes and no...

I don't think I'll ever pass Italian in my life.

Jie Luo pushed me out of the door: "You have something to talk about, I will contact Alice first to get in touch."

Giorno was immediately surrounded by a group of people: "Let's talk about business, student council president."

Giorno glanced at me several times, but there was nothing he could do. The assassination team and the guards dragged him to the sofa and started talking about the Women's Dress Contest. They...are they going to prepare a black box?

Jie Luo has a puppet of little bear sister in his hand, the pink one is super cute!But I will not be easily shaken!Because he cheated on my feelings!

The corresponding facilities at the entrance of the cat abstinence department are very complete. There are no shortage of cherry blossom trees or benches.

Jie Luo leaned closer to me, squeezed his throat to let the little bear sister come over: "Alice, Alice, Alice sauce!"

Who is Alice! !I turn my head away.

"Alice sauce, Gero didn't do it on purpose, you just forgive him!"

"No."

"Sister is so sad, Jieluo is not a bad person, Alice, he didn't do it on purpose, but I don't know how to tell you that he is a man! He is actually very shy!" Sister Bear's puppet dangled in front of me. Back and forth, and even made an expression of grievance.

This... this, who can bear this! !

My heart was shaken: "Cheating... is always bad..."

"If that idiot Jello said he was a 1.8-meter big man, Alice would definitely run away! Because my sister knows that Alice is very shy! That's why I'm all idiot Jello!"

Even if you speak in Miki Shinichiro's voice... no, I can't forgive him!Alice, you have to hold on!Kira Alice is very vengeful!

"Jello is not only an idiot, but also very... stupid, do you want him to tell you a joke to make you happy, Alice, he really didn't mean it, I'm sorry to be misunderstood as a big sister, How does he look like a sexy big sister?!"

I glanced at Jello, he looked at me pitifully and winked at me.

What the hell is going on with you Italians? ? ! ! !Are you born with discharge?

The same is true for Teacher Xi Sa, who winks at us from time to time in class, and then assigns a bunch of homework that can't be written at all. Why write an essay on how to communicate with women!The only women I know are Xu Lun and my mother! ! !Tell me how to write it! !It's just too difficult!

"Alice is the kindest and most beautiful little girl in the world! So Alice will forgive that idiot Gero Zebelin!" Gero squatted in front of me, and rubbed my face with Little Bear sister: " Alice is the cutest girl in the world, and Jello loves Alice the most in the world, so please forgive him! Okay, okay~~~~"

This, I can't stand it, I feel like my face is completely red.

"Alice, if you don't say anything, I'll take it as you forgive that idiot Jello! Mua!" Sister Xiong rubbed my face and kissed me: "Alice is the cutest in the world!"

I bowed my head and couldn't say a word.what can i doI, I actually forgave him.

Jello thoughtfully put his hat on my face, covering my blushing face.

"Alice, I'm serious!"

Before I said anything else, Zero was sent flying by Mr. Kujo.

I looked blankly at Zero who was sent flying...

Teacher Kongtiao pressed his hat: "It's a crime to seduce a minor. I don't know why, but I just want to beat him up."

……

Ok.

"Alice, give this list to Giorno, I'm going back."

"Okay, Teacher Kujo."

Gero hung on the crooked neck tree that Giorno had planted to encourage it to grow, grinning silly at me.

Sister Bear is right, Gero is a big idiot!

Ps

Come on Jello!

What are you doing, Rongrong, if you don't work hard, your wife will run away! !