[JOJO] The wonderful daily life of Araki Academy
Chapter 33 33
The school festival is arranged in May, because it is not very hot, so everyone can have fun.
Every club has a program.
Student Council President Tobio didn't step down because of the violent beating last time, but it was basically the same as stepping down.This seat was vacant for a while, maybe Teacher Lu Ban just pointed at someone, anyway, Teacher Lu Ban always has a reason for being willful.
I haven't seen Tobio in a while anyway.
Mr. Kishibe Rohan knocked on the table and said that in order to meet the readers' requirements, a women's clothing competition will be added this year, and a women's clothing competition must be held every year in the future.
He also used the gate of heaven to kill Spivagen as if he had a plan, and forced him to sponsor 100 million US dollars as a prize in the women's clothing contest.
100 million dollars! !
I was shocked to hear this number!
The moment I heard the news, I wished I could grow a dick and earn all this money!
This way my custom clothes cost only a lot more!
Yesterday I went home covered in blood, Apache thought someone beat me up to kill and set me on fire, but it turned out to be just a set of clothes, so I called the school and said, before I wash it, I will make do with my own clothes Bar.
But how can dinosaur blood be washed clean? ?
"Hateful!!! Why am I not a boy!!!" I pounded the table angrily.
Giorno held "Les Miserables" and looked up at me: "Do you want to take this money so much?"
"Because I have no money!!!! My school uniform is obviously not clean!!!" I pounded the table hard.
"Don't beat it, your hand will hurt in a while." Giorno sighed: "I can go."
I watched his eyes shine, and I imagined the wedding dress Giorno or something... the bride... oh my! !
But the first wryyy to answer the call was Diego...
He turned into a dinosaur monster and screamed, running up and down the corridor of the office, the whole school was wrywrywryyyyyyy.It was full of excited shouts, probably because he was very satisfied to be able to race horses in school after being locked up in Araki Manor for a long time, and he would be happier when he heard that he was making money, and his tone was much gentler when he taught us.
Compared with his usual attitude, I think it's too scary.
Is it really that short of money?
The power of money is really terrifying, and it's really terrifying to be able to turn a terrifying beast into a gentle and noble son.
Jonny had a quarrel with Diego and heard that he was going to participate in the Women's Dress Contest. He suddenly ignored the previous suspicions and pushed the wheelchair at a speed of [-] yards to support Diego. He even gave a gift to his friend Gero Zi in Italy Belling made a phone call and asked him to fly to the school to watch!
Why does the name Jello sound so familiar? ?
Joseph said: "Of course it sounds familiar. He is also a member of the Zeppelin family, a member of Caesar's family."
I looked at Teacher Xi Sa for a long time, Teacher Xi Sa turned his face a little embarrassed: "He is completely different from me, he is not a serious person!"
"Xi Sa, don't say you are a serious person, have you forgotten that you used the kiss to send ripples to count me? Your next sentence is!! JOJO! Die!!"
"!!! JOJO!! Suffer death!!!"
"You call Lu!!!!"
Not to mention Diego, even teacher Lisa Lisa began to have an idea, of course, women are not allowed to participate.
For the 100 million bonus, all the boys are eager to try. It is said that the assassination team has already bought Snow White's stepmother's clothes for brother Proxiet.
...I want to see Giorno in a small skirt!
"Are you sure you want to watch?" Giorno looked at me with your really wicked eyes.
"What's wrong with it, sailor suit... or something... it's fine."
Giorno spread his hands: "I really can't do anything about you. Well, I will participate. Anyway, there is still a prize of 100 million. If you win, you can share one-tenth of it with you. Let's help you reimburse the customization fee for the school uniform."
"Giorno, you're great!! But it's too expensive..."
"Is there anything wrong with buying clothes for my wife?"
"Huh??!! Since when is she your wife? You want to participate?!" Xu Lun looked at Qiao Luno in shock: "I thought you didn't care about such things at all!"
Giorno didn't even lift his eyelids: "I didn't do this to make your wife happy? If she is happy, you should be happy too, right?"
Xu Lun looked confused, and Qiao Luno walked in after a few moments: "What's the matter with me? It's just women's clothes, I'll lend you the clothes?"
"I can wear Alice's. Will you lend me?"
Qiao Lunuo and Xu Lun are real! ! !it is true! !Mom, I'm drunk! !That's what I like about cp they are real! !True to gold! !
I suddenly came back to my senses: "Yes!! I can choose any clothes from my house for you!!!"
Xu Lun looked at him and then at me: "Alice, I'm afraid you are not stupid."
"Hey hey," I stuck out my tongue, "my mother said, foolish people are blessed with foolishness."
Xu Lun put his arms around my neck and kissed my face: "It's okay, my husband will take care of you!"
"Alice!! Alice!!! What's wrong with you!!!??"
Giorno sighed, and took out a candy from his pocket: "Come on, eat it. She's too excited and hypoglycemic, I'm a mistress, it's hard work."
For the 100 million people, everyone went crazy, and the number of people who signed up for the women's clothing competition increased rapidly, and even those from the night department rushed to sign up.
Senior Jousuke found out a skirt and put it on while sitting on the sofa in front of us, it didn't look like he was so short of pocket money.
"How do you pull this zipper?!!!!"
"Josuke-senpai, don't wear it, this one size too small will stretch your clothes."
"Really?" He looked at me and when I tried hard, three buttons on my chest popped off, exposing my pectoralis major.
Mom, I'm going to bleed to death.
"Alice?!!!!"
beep? ?Crazy Diamond don't look at me anymore...
Nosebleeds came out.His chest is whiter than my skin... As expected of a mixed race!
Senior Bugarati and Prosciutto fought again in our cat abstinence club. The two groups tore each other face to face in Italian over whether to choose an Assassin’s Creed-themed pizzeria or a peripheral store at the school festival. Rolling directly on the sofa with the collar on...
Anyway, as far as I know, whoever is the first to become a hero is a dog!
Because the two of them are too close, I suspect that the two Italians will kiss each other in the next second.
Naranja, Fugo, and the assassination team just watched Senior Bugarati and Senior Prosciut tangle and argue with each other, and started arguing at high speed in Italian.
Although I don't understand, I watched with relish while holding the cake. Two handsome men are tugging at each other's school uniforms. Who doesn't like to watch it?
Bessie took a piece of cake and ate it, cheering his eldest brother on as he ate.
Seeing that something was wrong, Naranja also took a piece of cake and began to cheer for Bugarati senior, saying it was delicious while cheering.
Bessie chatted happily with him at the point of eating.
"They have such a good relationship." I smiled.
"What a fart!" Senior Proxiet turned his head and gave me a supercilious look: "You are on our side, stand up for me."
Just as I was about to stand over, Giorno pulled me away and told me that our cat abstinence club also has its own activities.
Of course it's a cat cafe!So many cats have been neutered in the past few months.Clean up and pick a few dogs with good personalities to pick up customers, and you will definitely earn a lot!
For coffee raw materials, Mr. Joseph gave us a sum of funds for activities, which is great. Compared with the Italians who are all gangs of assassins and fighting each other, our side is much smoother. Woolen cloth!
"Maid's outfit, maid's outfit! Maid's outfit is a man's dream!!!" Joseph directly took out a whole set of maid's outfit from the cardboard box on the table, including stockings and buckle shoes! !
"But... Joseph, how do you know my size?"
"Just use your eyes to see it!!" Joseph crossed his arms and said, "Come on, go and change your clothes! I have specially prepared this!! Clang, clang, clang!!!!"
Teacher Xi Sa had no choice but to cooperate with him and opened another small cardboard box, and took out a pair of artificial cat ears from it!
"Specially developed by the spw consortium, emotion-sensing cat ears!!"
I don't have time to complain about whether your consortium can spend money on business, but think about the women's clothing contest that Mr. spw invested 100 million: "Well done! Joseph!!!"
"Of course! I also participated in the women's clothing contest! It's time for the Tequila girl to come out of the rivers and lakes! You also want to participate, Cesar!"
"Why??!!! I don't want to!!!"
Teacher Lisa Lisa opened the door and came in. She brushed her long hair, took off her sunglasses, and her whole body was shining beautifully: "Xi Sa! You are so naive!! Fat water does not flow into the field of outsiders! Go!! Take that 100 million! !!! Together with JOJO! This is also a training for Ripple Warrior!!!”
Teacher Xi Sa nodded and bowed immediately: "Yes! Teacher Lisa Lisa!"
"That's right!" Then Teacher Lisa Lisa blew us a kiss, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha and walked out the door again.
Teacher Xi Sa looked as if his soul was beyond the sky.To be honest, I think it might just be Lisa Lisa's bad taste for Teacher Xisa to dress up as a woman.
"Let me just say, little Caesar, you can't escape this hurdle. And Josuke! Let's go together! We will share the money equally."
Before he won the championship, he was already thinking about splitting the money.
"Okay." Giorno pushed me to the dressing room: "Let's try on the clothes first to see if they fit!"
Then he closed the door considerately, and said that he would guard the door for me, and if anyone wanted to peep through the keyhole, he would give him a seven-page wood.
What I didn't know was that Xu Lun was standing on the other side of the door while I was changing clothes inside.
"Qioruno. Don't think I don't know what you're thinking." Kongtiao Xu Lun crossed his arms and looked at Qiao Luno sideways.
"It's good that you know." Giorno said lightly, it doesn't matter to him whether he knows or not.
"Huh?" Xu Lun is not blind, he can't see that he likes his little sister, but it's just that Alice is a fool, without her, there are no bones left that have been eaten by Giorno, anyway, she is just unhappy , especially upset: "You actually admitted it?!!!"
"I've always been honest." Giorno said innocently.
Xu Lun stepped hard on the wall behind him, relying on the height of his high heels to look down at Qiao Luno: "If you bully her, I will kill you!"
"Respect the old and love the young, Xu Lun."
When I opened the door, I saw Xu Lun kicking Giorno, and leaning over to pinch his face.
They are real! !it is true! ! !it is true! !Ah I'm dead!I held my face and was intoxicated! !
"Alice!" Xu Lun turned his head and looked at me: "You blushing!"
Giorno gave a low laugh: "It suits you, Alice."
Xu Lun closed his legs and turned to look at me: "It seems that something is missing?! I understand, it's the cat tail!!! That old man didn't bring a full set when he developed it! The cat ears and cat tail should match. ah!"
"Well said, Xu Lun, I agree!" Giorno nodded.
Ps: Xu Lun knows everything, but he is unhappy, half of the dio family is just unhappy! !
Furry: Maid outfit, so cute, Alice is so cute!
Jonny: She really looks like my wife
Furry, Xu Lun: What can he say? ? ! ! ! !She is our wife! ! !None of your business! !
Every club has a program.
Student Council President Tobio didn't step down because of the violent beating last time, but it was basically the same as stepping down.This seat was vacant for a while, maybe Teacher Lu Ban just pointed at someone, anyway, Teacher Lu Ban always has a reason for being willful.
I haven't seen Tobio in a while anyway.
Mr. Kishibe Rohan knocked on the table and said that in order to meet the readers' requirements, a women's clothing competition will be added this year, and a women's clothing competition must be held every year in the future.
He also used the gate of heaven to kill Spivagen as if he had a plan, and forced him to sponsor 100 million US dollars as a prize in the women's clothing contest.
100 million dollars! !
I was shocked to hear this number!
The moment I heard the news, I wished I could grow a dick and earn all this money!
This way my custom clothes cost only a lot more!
Yesterday I went home covered in blood, Apache thought someone beat me up to kill and set me on fire, but it turned out to be just a set of clothes, so I called the school and said, before I wash it, I will make do with my own clothes Bar.
But how can dinosaur blood be washed clean? ?
"Hateful!!! Why am I not a boy!!!" I pounded the table angrily.
Giorno held "Les Miserables" and looked up at me: "Do you want to take this money so much?"
"Because I have no money!!!! My school uniform is obviously not clean!!!" I pounded the table hard.
"Don't beat it, your hand will hurt in a while." Giorno sighed: "I can go."
I watched his eyes shine, and I imagined the wedding dress Giorno or something... the bride... oh my! !
But the first wryyy to answer the call was Diego...
He turned into a dinosaur monster and screamed, running up and down the corridor of the office, the whole school was wrywrywryyyyyyy.It was full of excited shouts, probably because he was very satisfied to be able to race horses in school after being locked up in Araki Manor for a long time, and he would be happier when he heard that he was making money, and his tone was much gentler when he taught us.
Compared with his usual attitude, I think it's too scary.
Is it really that short of money?
The power of money is really terrifying, and it's really terrifying to be able to turn a terrifying beast into a gentle and noble son.
Jonny had a quarrel with Diego and heard that he was going to participate in the Women's Dress Contest. He suddenly ignored the previous suspicions and pushed the wheelchair at a speed of [-] yards to support Diego. He even gave a gift to his friend Gero Zi in Italy Belling made a phone call and asked him to fly to the school to watch!
Why does the name Jello sound so familiar? ?
Joseph said: "Of course it sounds familiar. He is also a member of the Zeppelin family, a member of Caesar's family."
I looked at Teacher Xi Sa for a long time, Teacher Xi Sa turned his face a little embarrassed: "He is completely different from me, he is not a serious person!"
"Xi Sa, don't say you are a serious person, have you forgotten that you used the kiss to send ripples to count me? Your next sentence is!! JOJO! Die!!"
"!!! JOJO!! Suffer death!!!"
"You call Lu!!!!"
Not to mention Diego, even teacher Lisa Lisa began to have an idea, of course, women are not allowed to participate.
For the 100 million bonus, all the boys are eager to try. It is said that the assassination team has already bought Snow White's stepmother's clothes for brother Proxiet.
...I want to see Giorno in a small skirt!
"Are you sure you want to watch?" Giorno looked at me with your really wicked eyes.
"What's wrong with it, sailor suit... or something... it's fine."
Giorno spread his hands: "I really can't do anything about you. Well, I will participate. Anyway, there is still a prize of 100 million. If you win, you can share one-tenth of it with you. Let's help you reimburse the customization fee for the school uniform."
"Giorno, you're great!! But it's too expensive..."
"Is there anything wrong with buying clothes for my wife?"
"Huh??!! Since when is she your wife? You want to participate?!" Xu Lun looked at Qiao Luno in shock: "I thought you didn't care about such things at all!"
Giorno didn't even lift his eyelids: "I didn't do this to make your wife happy? If she is happy, you should be happy too, right?"
Xu Lun looked confused, and Qiao Luno walked in after a few moments: "What's the matter with me? It's just women's clothes, I'll lend you the clothes?"
"I can wear Alice's. Will you lend me?"
Qiao Lunuo and Xu Lun are real! ! !it is true! !Mom, I'm drunk! !That's what I like about cp they are real! !True to gold! !
I suddenly came back to my senses: "Yes!! I can choose any clothes from my house for you!!!"
Xu Lun looked at him and then at me: "Alice, I'm afraid you are not stupid."
"Hey hey," I stuck out my tongue, "my mother said, foolish people are blessed with foolishness."
Xu Lun put his arms around my neck and kissed my face: "It's okay, my husband will take care of you!"
"Alice!! Alice!!! What's wrong with you!!!??"
Giorno sighed, and took out a candy from his pocket: "Come on, eat it. She's too excited and hypoglycemic, I'm a mistress, it's hard work."
For the 100 million people, everyone went crazy, and the number of people who signed up for the women's clothing competition increased rapidly, and even those from the night department rushed to sign up.
Senior Jousuke found out a skirt and put it on while sitting on the sofa in front of us, it didn't look like he was so short of pocket money.
"How do you pull this zipper?!!!!"
"Josuke-senpai, don't wear it, this one size too small will stretch your clothes."
"Really?" He looked at me and when I tried hard, three buttons on my chest popped off, exposing my pectoralis major.
Mom, I'm going to bleed to death.
"Alice?!!!!"
beep? ?Crazy Diamond don't look at me anymore...
Nosebleeds came out.His chest is whiter than my skin... As expected of a mixed race!
Senior Bugarati and Prosciutto fought again in our cat abstinence club. The two groups tore each other face to face in Italian over whether to choose an Assassin’s Creed-themed pizzeria or a peripheral store at the school festival. Rolling directly on the sofa with the collar on...
Anyway, as far as I know, whoever is the first to become a hero is a dog!
Because the two of them are too close, I suspect that the two Italians will kiss each other in the next second.
Naranja, Fugo, and the assassination team just watched Senior Bugarati and Senior Prosciut tangle and argue with each other, and started arguing at high speed in Italian.
Although I don't understand, I watched with relish while holding the cake. Two handsome men are tugging at each other's school uniforms. Who doesn't like to watch it?
Bessie took a piece of cake and ate it, cheering his eldest brother on as he ate.
Seeing that something was wrong, Naranja also took a piece of cake and began to cheer for Bugarati senior, saying it was delicious while cheering.
Bessie chatted happily with him at the point of eating.
"They have such a good relationship." I smiled.
"What a fart!" Senior Proxiet turned his head and gave me a supercilious look: "You are on our side, stand up for me."
Just as I was about to stand over, Giorno pulled me away and told me that our cat abstinence club also has its own activities.
Of course it's a cat cafe!So many cats have been neutered in the past few months.Clean up and pick a few dogs with good personalities to pick up customers, and you will definitely earn a lot!
For coffee raw materials, Mr. Joseph gave us a sum of funds for activities, which is great. Compared with the Italians who are all gangs of assassins and fighting each other, our side is much smoother. Woolen cloth!
"Maid's outfit, maid's outfit! Maid's outfit is a man's dream!!!" Joseph directly took out a whole set of maid's outfit from the cardboard box on the table, including stockings and buckle shoes! !
"But... Joseph, how do you know my size?"
"Just use your eyes to see it!!" Joseph crossed his arms and said, "Come on, go and change your clothes! I have specially prepared this!! Clang, clang, clang!!!!"
Teacher Xi Sa had no choice but to cooperate with him and opened another small cardboard box, and took out a pair of artificial cat ears from it!
"Specially developed by the spw consortium, emotion-sensing cat ears!!"
I don't have time to complain about whether your consortium can spend money on business, but think about the women's clothing contest that Mr. spw invested 100 million: "Well done! Joseph!!!"
"Of course! I also participated in the women's clothing contest! It's time for the Tequila girl to come out of the rivers and lakes! You also want to participate, Cesar!"
"Why??!!! I don't want to!!!"
Teacher Lisa Lisa opened the door and came in. She brushed her long hair, took off her sunglasses, and her whole body was shining beautifully: "Xi Sa! You are so naive!! Fat water does not flow into the field of outsiders! Go!! Take that 100 million! !!! Together with JOJO! This is also a training for Ripple Warrior!!!”
Teacher Xi Sa nodded and bowed immediately: "Yes! Teacher Lisa Lisa!"
"That's right!" Then Teacher Lisa Lisa blew us a kiss, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha and walked out the door again.
Teacher Xi Sa looked as if his soul was beyond the sky.To be honest, I think it might just be Lisa Lisa's bad taste for Teacher Xisa to dress up as a woman.
"Let me just say, little Caesar, you can't escape this hurdle. And Josuke! Let's go together! We will share the money equally."
Before he won the championship, he was already thinking about splitting the money.
"Okay." Giorno pushed me to the dressing room: "Let's try on the clothes first to see if they fit!"
Then he closed the door considerately, and said that he would guard the door for me, and if anyone wanted to peep through the keyhole, he would give him a seven-page wood.
What I didn't know was that Xu Lun was standing on the other side of the door while I was changing clothes inside.
"Qioruno. Don't think I don't know what you're thinking." Kongtiao Xu Lun crossed his arms and looked at Qiao Luno sideways.
"It's good that you know." Giorno said lightly, it doesn't matter to him whether he knows or not.
"Huh?" Xu Lun is not blind, he can't see that he likes his little sister, but it's just that Alice is a fool, without her, there are no bones left that have been eaten by Giorno, anyway, she is just unhappy , especially upset: "You actually admitted it?!!!"
"I've always been honest." Giorno said innocently.
Xu Lun stepped hard on the wall behind him, relying on the height of his high heels to look down at Qiao Luno: "If you bully her, I will kill you!"
"Respect the old and love the young, Xu Lun."
When I opened the door, I saw Xu Lun kicking Giorno, and leaning over to pinch his face.
They are real! !it is true! ! !it is true! !Ah I'm dead!I held my face and was intoxicated! !
"Alice!" Xu Lun turned his head and looked at me: "You blushing!"
Giorno gave a low laugh: "It suits you, Alice."
Xu Lun closed his legs and turned to look at me: "It seems that something is missing?! I understand, it's the cat tail!!! That old man didn't bring a full set when he developed it! The cat ears and cat tail should match. ah!"
"Well said, Xu Lun, I agree!" Giorno nodded.
Ps: Xu Lun knows everything, but he is unhappy, half of the dio family is just unhappy! !
Furry: Maid outfit, so cute, Alice is so cute!
Jonny: She really looks like my wife
Furry, Xu Lun: What can he say? ? ! ! ! !She is our wife! ! !None of your business! !
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