[JOJO] The wonderful daily life of Araki Academy

On the second day of school, our class had an extra equestrian theory class.

Now I am no stranger to the school having a strange class every now and then. Maybe one day Father Puqi will come out to heaven to create something, and everyone will be read the disk again and have to start from the first year of high school again.

The never-ending freshman year is said to have happened more than once.

If Teacher Kongtiao, Xu Lun and her friends hadn't beaten Father Puqi violently, my admission might have been a problem.

Giorno came to class with a bruise on the corner of his mouth. I was so heartbroken. I forgot for a long time that he could ask his senior to help him. In fact, he can heal himself.

"Apaki... didn't mean to."

"It's okay. It's fine if you feel sorry for me."

Xu Lun turned his head and stared at Qiao Luno with a humming sound: "Are you addicted to pretending to be pitiful?"

"Aren't I pitiful?" Qiao Luno stretched out his face: "Student Xu Lun, please respect the old and love the young."

"You are as thick-skinned as your father Dior!" Xu Lun scorned: "A harpoon can't pierce your thick-skinned."

"Where, it's not me who is stared at the moon."

"Xihua Hatsuruno!!!" Xu Lun was so anxious that he called out Giorno's Japanese name, and his tongue was still tied. American girls really have a headache for Japanese pronunciation.

I held my chin to watch them flirt, and imitated the way they get along with each other. Oh, today is the way of happy friends.

"I didn't say anything, why are you so angry, I'm a wounded person now," Giorno pointed to the bruise left by Apache's beating: "Are you willing? And you are still 19 years old. Freshman."

"Shut up, my mother is always 19 years old! You will never grow taller in this life!" Xu Lun stood up: "I will be shorter than Alice in this life!"

"I'm still growing and developing, my foundation is very good, and my family's genetics are also good. I think it should be no problem to come to 180." Qiao Luno was very indifferent.

"You just want to win Alice's sympathy and soft-heartedness. Don't think I don't know. She is my wife and it's not your turn! Besides, she likes my dad!" Xu Lun pointed at the side where he was smoking and drinking beer. There is no teacher to supervise, Jotaro classmate who can do whatever he wants with his face full of invincibility.

Immediately, I came back to my senses from the world of happy friends, and secretly took a look at Jotaro, who turned to look at Xu Lun.

The platinum star behind him gave me an Euler sound, and then began to rub the two starfish substitutes behind me that I couldn't see.

Xu Lun turned her head and rolled her eyes at her young father: "What are you looking at! I haven't seen a fight!"

"Yeah..." Jotaro-san turned his head away, and I felt my face itch.

"Stop it!" Xu Lun raised his voice: "Stop rubbing her starfish!! She's about to be rubbed to death!!"

"??!!" I was just a little itchy.

"Yakamawash!! The starfish is so hard that it won't die! A bit of common sense!" Jotaro raised his voice at his daughter, and the three parties were fighting for a while, and the quarrel was very loud.

"What?! If you bully my wife, I will bully you! Damn dad, don't think I won't beat you when you are 17!"

"I don't have a daughter!"

"Do you want to admit it? You bastard!!" Xu Lun's voice became sharper: "Do you want to renege on my debt and not give me pocket money?!! Or don't you want to pay child support like that Dior?!!!"

"Who are you talking about?!"

"Can you not cue me??" Giorno looked helpless: "My dad gave me pocket money."

"It's so noisy!!"

"I want you to talk more!"

Ah, the love between father and daughter.

The movie of three people does not need my name, I just need to watch it quietly.Kira Alice, I am happy every day. I can guess that they are arguing because of me. It is also good for contemporary meals. Although it is not realistic, as long as you are happy, Mr. Dior said, you can be bold if you don’t want to be a human being. of!It's okay for me!I can figure it out!

I held my face together and looked at Xu Lun and Jotaro with a dreamy look on my face, hey, is this triple happiness? !

Giorno looked at me with a bad complexion, and immediately turned black: "..."

I understand, he must be sour on Xu Lun and her father. After all, Araki Academy is too strange to be able to see his young father, and Jotaro is so handsome......

I would be jealous too.

Hey, I really want to be Xu Lun's little mother...

After all, I fell in love with Kujo-sensei at first sight, and I bought one and got three free...except Mr. Jotaro in a white coat can only watch...divorced and underage I can always think about it!

Mr. Dior is right, what kind of person should you be? Stop being a person!Can't you brain-fill the harem?sure!Anyway, it's all in my head, I don't say who knows!

I pressed the table hard: "Yes, that's it! I'll make up my mind and you will quarrel with you, and I won't hurt anyone!"

"Well, Mr. Kira..." On the podium, an American wearing a hat struggled to look up at the roster in his hand: "There is no class yet, please don't be so excited... Oh??!"

Teacher Jonny pushed the electric wheelchair and turned to me like flying, staring at me for a long time.

"Do I know you?"

"I am your equestrian teacher Jonny Joestar!!!"

Oh, you're right not to know him, after all, I haven't attended any of his classes.

"Student Kira, is there anyone with the surname Dongfang in your ancestors?" Jonny Joestar is said to be a distant relative of Mr. Jonathan. It is said that I should be interested in Joestar's family members, but the amazing thing is that I don't have any interest in Mr. Jonny. What kind of special feeling, if there is a feeling...well, there is probably an inexplicable intimacy.It's also Joestar, um... Maybe there is a difference between people. I thought about it seriously, maybe it's because Mr. Jonny... is less than 1.8 meters?

"No," I thought for a while, our ancestors really didn't have one: "You have to ask Dongfang Jousuke about this."

Teacher Jonny smiled: "You look a bit like Rina."

Suddenly, a group of people crowded in front of me.

"Hey, what are you talking about?" Jotaro-san stood in front of me.

"Which generation are you from!??? Use such a low-level approach to strike up a conversation!!?" Xu Lun pushed her young father... After a few pushes, he couldn't move.

Father's love is like a mountain, I couldn't help but sigh, Jotaro-san is really a man who speaks from his back.

Giorno coughed dryly: "She already has a boyfriend, Mr. Jonny, don't do anything to your students."

Freedom of Stone, Platinum Star and Gold Experience surrounded Mr. Johnny sitting in a wheelchair. The stand-in behind poor Mr. Johnny shrunk into a twitch-tweet-tweet-tweet-tweet... What a cute stand-in ! !Is there such a cute double?

Don't bully the tooth, it looks like a baby.

Teacher Joni was particularly miserable: "I didn't do anything to the students, what happened to you children?!"

The thing is, Mr. Johnny didn't teach us in a wheelchair.

This is about Joseph, when the glider he was driving crashed and fell directly on the school's horse farm, Mr. Jonny's horse was frightened and threw him off the horse, and then... broke two legs, speaking of it Those who heard it really cried and those who heard it were sad. It was extremely unlucky. At that time, Senior Dongfang, Giorno, and those who could be treated by Jonathan were not there, so Mr. Jonny had to go to the hospital for treatment. For a hundred days, no one is willing to treat him when he is like this. The main reason is that Mr. Jonny has a bad reputation. I don’t know who spread it. It seems to be a substitute teacher who said that Mr. Jonny was very indiscreet when he was 19 years old. , and have a double flight with a girl, it's absolutely amazing.

It made all the girls in the school walk around Mr. Johnny for a while, for fear that he was a real humanoid self-propelled cannon.

There were even rumors that talking to him would make her look pregnant.

Isn't that a vampire like Giorno's father! ? ?

I watched for a long time from the crevice of the mountain of meat formed by Kongtiao father and daughter, not afraid of the sun, this must not be a vampire...

"So the substitute teacher didn't come today?" a classmate asked.

"Diego doesn't want to come because he has no money."

If it was the Diego from Araki Village, I would understand. He loves money so much and treats ordinary people as scumbags.

"Koulan... what brand is it?" I asked abruptly.

"Huh?!" Everyone looked at me together.

"Ms. Johnny's lipstick...is..."

After all, there are really not many people who use mouth blue, but the market for mouth green is quite large. Cleopatra is still using it, and Xu Lun is also using it. I am considering switching to mouth green, but mouth blue seems to have a lot of personality.

"Ah, ah, ah..." Jotaro suppressed his brain and didn't plan to speak. He stuffed me with a lighter, put a cigarette in his mouth, and said, "Light it up."

"Oh oh oh!" I turned my head around like a chicken pecking at the rice, I was so nervous that my stand-in was rubbed by Platinum Star a few times, it was really itchy, my hand shook for a long time before helping Jotaro to light a cigarette.

Xu Lun and Qiao Luno quickly snatched the lighter from my hand and stuffed me behind him.

"Don't listen to him!" Xu Lun raised his voice.

"That's right. Minors are not allowed to smoke, Alice, you are helping the evil!" Giorno looked like a righteous partner standing next to Xu Lun, which was very eye-catching.

Me, me, my heart is very fluctuating.

I can make up my mind again, and then the guilt tortures each other.

Ah, I really want to pass out.

So I didn't know anything after listening to this class, so I went to the toilet halfway.

When I walked out of the women's toilet, I was wall-thumped.

"Kira Alice."

"Mr. Diego!!! Why are you here?!"

"Jonny's bastard knocked me out and took my class, I'm going to kill that bastard! My salary is going to be ruined!!" Diego became more and more angry as he spoke, "You know how much it is to come out of Araki Village is it hard?!!"

"I don't know..." How could I know?

"So do you have money?!???" Diego was so angry that his mouth was split open, and his tail slapped hard: "Give me money!"

"Hey??! Is this extortion??? But I don't have any money??"

The substitute world behind Diego told me in a low-key manner: He is shameless, and I can't help it.

No, no, no, what kind of face does he need if his face is cracked! ! !

"Anyway, I know you as a bully in this school. You are the only one I can rob at Araki College! If I don't ask you for money, who will I ask for money!!?" Diego moved closer to my face and licked it with his dinosaur tongue. My face took a bite: "If you don't want to be eaten by me, just take out the money!"

Ps

It is set that the only object that Longlong can rob is Alice.Because she is the heroine.

The only people who can enter Araki Manor are the hostess, Rongrong and the captain who is going to collect the rent.

Don't complain about this strange setting, the author has the final say.

Diego was only allowed to come out for two hours as a substitute teacher. As a rich woman killer, he has no money and suffers all over his body!He didn't have a penny in Araki Manor, he was afraid of lacking anything, he had a ptsd attack without money, and he couldn't bear it even more when Johnny robbed him of his money!

Guess Hei Chengxi doesn't like Alice!

Sister Jia Yile, hurry up!