[JOJO] The wonderful daily life of Araki Academy

I fell in love for the third time...

I speak to Apache.

Apaki made me a cup of tea: You fell in love three times in the first three days of school.

I nodded.

Because I told Mr. Dongfang that your hairstyle... looks like...cow dung.

Actually no, I didn't mean to say that Higashika Josuke's hairstyle looks like...cow dung...

I helped Teacher Luhan untie the hemp rope and he wrote strange sentences on me with the gate of heaven.

Then I yelled at the top of my voice: Dongfang Jousuke is a cow dung.

The Gate of Heaven said it was Mr. Rohan's decision, and it couldn't help it. After all, Mr. Rohan was very cautious about Jousuke Higashika.

……Before I was killed by Du La, I fainted out of disappointment.

I no longer have the face to see Senior Dongfang.

Seriously, choose one between the two, whether you are tormented to death by Crazy Diamond or tortured to death by Teacher Luhan's Gate of Heaven...

I would rather be tooted to death by Crazy Diamond, at least I can ask it to be gentle when it slaps me, hit people without slapping the face, and leave me a whole body.

Apache gave me a morsel: go on.

I looked up in embarrassment: I... met Mr. Jonathan at the school doctor...he is a real gentleman! !

So you're in love again? ! !Apache's mouth twitched, so are you a nympho?Meet one love one!

I don't know why!I just can't help it and my heart beats faster... I can't look down at Apache:... What's worse is that I seem to have feelings for his wife, Ms. Elena...

Apache's face turned livid: What's going on with you? ! !Even other people's wives love it together! ! ! ? ? ?

I did not do it on purpose.I can't help it, I can't control myself at all!As soon as Ms. Elena talked to me, my heart beat faster and my expression was in a trance. Not to mention the lilies blooming behind her, she even smiled at me like she was wearing a shining filter of a shoujo manga! !

What can I do? I cry with my head in my arms. I have lived for 15 years, and I became like this in three days. I also despise myself!

Well, then you are a woman who loves a woman who has no morals or principles at all.Apaki told me in a bitter tone: You are hopeless, tomorrow you will probably lose love dozens of times.

My school life was full of disasters.

What kind of star prince, what kind of person who catches the stars, probably doesn't exist at all.

When I was on my way to school the next day, I saw Mr. Jotaro in a black student uniform walking with an old man.

The old man turned around.

My heart began to beat uncontrollably again... Even if I am an old man, he is... so handsome! ! !The substitute is purple thorns, I don't know if it will bloom beautiful flowers.

Mr. Jotaro looked behind me a few times and lowered the brim of his hat vigorously. The Platinum Star behind him hinted to me awkwardly that he likes your substitute.

Then I turned a corner with the old gentleman and disappeared.

I am also desperate for myself, young boys and girls are fine, why do I not even let the elderly go...

Kira Alice, admit it, you are a pervert, you are a beast...

can i cry

Yi Qi at the school gate raised his legs and peed on the hydrangea clump at the gate.Look at me with stupid human eyes.

Ahhh...even the dogs look down on me.

When we arrived at school, I sat with Xu Lun.

No matter how I look at it, I am very embarrassed.

Xu Lun asked: What's the matter with you, are you so innocent?His face turned red again.

No, that's not the case.I'm really powerless to defend myself, I'm such a rotten person, and I think I like Xu Lun again: it's just that when I went to school in the morning, I met Mr. Kujo in a student uniform...

ha? ?Xu Lun held his chin and thought for a while: Just ignore that old man. This is one of the incredible events in this school. People used to suspect that I have three dads. In fact, I don’t. The timeline of this school occasionally changes. Changes, so my dad sometimes becomes 17, 28 and... now.

Shi Zhiyou put his index finger on his lips, and gave me a hush and don't speak expression, implying that this school has a lot of wonders, after all, most people are substitute messengers, and whoever loses control of their abilities will have many surprises Weird things are also normal.

Xu Lun told me that the dead old man in the black school uniform was the most difficult to provoke, he was beaten equally regardless of gender, anyway, don't worry about such trivial things.

Oh.

I bowed my head obediently.

Xu Lun took out a bottle of nail polish: Look, I bought it yesterday!The green one is so pretty, I want to paint a color of nail polish with you!

I was stunned for a moment, I am so scumbag, Xu Lun still likes me so much, I am ashamed!I'm sorry Xu Lun!

Xu Lun put his arms around my shoulders affectionately, and put his face on me: Wow!Alice, your stand-in is so cute! !

I can't see my double at all!

She said: like two starfish pillows!It looks soft!He will still compare his heart to me!So cute! !

I took a look at the brand of Xu Lun's nail polish, oh, it's the very youthful matcha green recommended by Apache last night... I also... really like it.

There is also a mouth green of the same style!As Xu Lun said, she painted her newly bought lipstick on my mouth, and then applied another layer on her own mouth.

This, this... Isn't this... an indirect kiss? ? ? ?

Xu Lun asked me to stretch out my hand and painted my nails with a smile. She said that she wanted to do this kind of thing with the girl she liked for a long time. She was really boring to be the only girl in the house.

Her father always forbids this and that, it's annoying.

That's what puberty is like, I think.

Xu Lun said she likes me... Even if she cheats on me and has a boyfriend, I will die without regret!

I asked in a low voice: Xu Lun, does your father know that you have a boyfriend?

I didn't say the next sentence, that boy named Romeo looked too exaggerated, I don't think it's a good match... I was a little afraid that Xu Lun would suffer.

Of course he didn't know, he would be bored to death if he knew!I got a tattoo and he nagged for days!

Your father... really loves you.I swallowed the words that if he could like me too, how could I be so scumbag... Xu Lun said that he likes me but still thinks about her father...

I'm beyond help.

Xu Lun asked me if I wanted to go to the women's bathroom together.I shook my head and refused, I'd better go alone.

Xu Lun looked like she knew me very well: You are just shy!I've never seen a girl as shy as you! !

That's right, although Xu Lun is a mixed-race girl, she was born and raised in the United States...and I, who looks like a mixed-race girl, is actually a native Japanese girl, which is not at the same level.

You are so-called, yes!The kind of Yamato Nadeko that my dad likes! !

I'm not! !I... What teacher Kujo likes... I like this? ! !My heart fluctuated so much that I even wanted to run wildly on the balcony.

Don't you go to the bathroom?Xu Lun asked me.

I hurried to the women's restroom.

Then... I saw a beautiful girl with a small cut and a donut hairstyle came out of the toilet...

There are thousands of encounters of love at first sight, but I never imagined it at the door of the women's toilet! !

Jin, the beautiful girl with blond hair... Ah... My heart is trembling slightly.

Beauty, beautiful girl group! !What kind of school is Araki Academy? ! !

The beautiful girl said, speaking: don't get in the way.

Okay... I nodded vigorously to get out of the way.

Blonde girl! !I looked at the back of her head, the raised hair looked like cat ears, and then the cat ears moved a few times.

She glanced back at me, tilted her head, and half of her body was protruded from the golden double behind her, pinching the empty place behind me.

My ears seemed to be touched by someone, and my whole body was burned.

The beautiful girl... She smiled at me... pursing her lips.

My heart was beating wildly, and I couldn't say a word when I looked at her!

Her eyes are so beautiful! ! !

Too poor for words, I want to cry.

Then the beautiful girl pursed her lips and pulled out a tissue from my hand, and I stammered: Please, please feel free to use it!

Then she put a few scallop flowers in my palm.

Red, five-pointed star-like flowers.

The double behind her hugged him very viscously, and made a lip-synch to me: cute.

I clutched my chest and leaned against the wall, my legs were so weak that I couldn't even stand up.

This love at first sight reaction has never been more intense!

Xu Lun... I seem to like another girl.

I looked at the little flower in my hand, she must be the star princess! ! !

Blonde princess! !

Also donut princess! !

However, I don't know her name at all.

Xu Lun, I'm sorry, I cheated again... I'm such a scumbag, how could I do this! !It's obvious that they have kissed indirectly...and there is also a couple's nail polish.

I... I don't deserve it.

I staggered back to the classroom.

Love makes people trance.

Xu Lun smiled at me.

My heart was hit hard again.

The next class will be Teacher Kujo's basic marine knowledge class. Although I don't know why high school has to take this class, since the school arranges it like that, there should be a reason for it. If you ask questions, you will probably be eaten by Zhu Nan of.

Today's teacher Kujo is wearing a white coat and looks very energetic.

During class, Teacher Kongtiao gave me a few extra glances.

Teacher Kongtiao... I whispered to Xu Lun: Your father is so handsome.

Xu Lun rolled his eyes: He only has a face to see, don't be fooled by him!

I don't care about Platinum Star, it's just Jotaro's own interest, so I don't care.

Then Teacher Kujo called my name five times in a row to answer questions...

I stood up like a mallet and said I didn't know, then sat down and repeated it five times in a row.

The whole class laughed at me.

...I can't answer a single question...

I don't know the subjects and methods of distinguishing Royal Starfish at all! ! !

I don't know anything about starfish...

It was the first time I came into contact with the basics of marine life. How could I know that there are about several types of starfish discovered by humans...

Mom, I don't know anything about starfish.

Looking at Teacher Kongtiao's disappointed eyes, I couldn't help crying, I don't know anything... I don't know anything about starfish.

Hello! !Damn old man, you did it on purpose! ! ! ! ! ?Xu Lun looked at the miserable state of my crying, slapped the table and directly went up to Ola: I think you are embarrassing her! !Do you ask her to answer questions that are not in the book? ? ? ? ! ! !

You bastard old man, you are against me!Just embarrassing my new friend.

With two lines of tears on my eyes, I watched the father and daughter Ola start fighting again.

I sat there sniffling, I was so useless I couldn't answer a single question.

I must be an idiot.

Ps

From Furry's point of view, her stand-in is crazily comparing hearts, which is very funny, so serious that Hairy can't help but hold back her laughter.Her double looks like a starfish again.So I gave her a small flower of radish, which also looks like a five-pointed star.

The corpus luteum is really sticky, so pinch it.An arm of a starfish... the soft feel of a starfish pillow...

Jotaro only saw Haixing comparing her heart and thought she wanted to answer the questions, so he called the names continuously.

To be fair, he doesn't like little girls either...

Her double is out of control at all...just a joke...

The author has something to say:

Araki Zhuangjia Qiao's compound is set.

If you have any bugs, you can't ask. Asking is to become Zhu Nan's snack.

The hostess has a name.

Taken from Alice Down the Rabbit Hole, with some author spoofs.

Basically funny.

The heroine has a double, but because it's an academy world...it's useless at all.

Stand-in name: mazzy?star? Ability is flower?in?December? Speed ​​A, Sustainability A? Range A, everything else is bottom E

It is a band that I especially like. I have liked it since I was studying.The pinnacle of psychedelic alternative rock.

The ability is probably to be able to understand what the substitute is thinking. Although many substitutes have no personality, it does not prevent her from being able to understand, and the self-contained substitute likes to heal the substitute's mind. It is set to look like some kind of rare starfish.

She can't see her double, but others can.Basically, there are family and friends.

Lof is also updated synchronously, with the same author and the same author!cover face