[JOJO] The wonderful daily life of Araki Academy

weekend.

Xu Lun said let's go out and buy some underwear together.

I agreed without hesitation.

Did Apache confirm several times before going out that it was only me and Xu Lun?

I nodded desperately.

But actually, I'm sorry, Apache, I lied, I didn't say there were Romeo and Giorno.

If I did, I'd be dead.

Don't say I'm dead. I don't have to go out today.

After I was picked up by Senior Bugarati that day, Apache began to tirelessly educate me. Senior Bugarati is very good, he is beautiful and kind-hearted, he is perfect. If you want to find a partner, you must use Bugarati as a template Just look for it, only this kind of man will be responsible for you for the rest of your life, the melancholic blues beep beep beep repeated ten thousand words to describe how perfect Bucciarati is.

I thought I would never hear a compliment from Apache in my life.

If he continues talking, I will think that Senior Bugarati is his true love.

"Alice, your dad is my true love." Apaki looked at me with a very contemptuous look.

I actually said what was on my mind.

I said in a low voice: "I think Apache is also perfect, and he hasn't lost to senior Bugarati..."

Apache fell silent immediately, and squeezed my face hard: "What's the matter with you kid! Just remember, only Bugarati is the most perfect in this world!"

"Yes, people who don't like him must have something wrong, either a physical problem or a psychological problem!" I repeated along with the melancholy blues: "But just now you said that you are true love for my dad..."

"Smelly girl, you can go away."

"I'm leaving right now! Apache."

I was relieved when I ran out of the house.

I thought Apache was going to introduce me, it scared me to death.

I'm only 15, why do I have a boyfriend?I already have Xu Lun, so it's not good to be a mistress, but in fact, I sincerely think that being Xu Lun's mistress is... no... pretty good.

By now, I have accepted my bad three views.

After school yesterday, I went to Araki Village to see if my uncle was doing well recently.

I told my uncle what I thought, I want to match my two classmates, I think they should be together, and I am happy to be the third party when they are together.

My uncle's expression was a little dull, but Giorno's father, Mr. Dio, didn't hesitate to think that there was nothing wrong with it. What's the point of being a human being? It's good not being a human being!Ignoring all the laws of this world, he still has countless breads to eat, and those breads are all delivered to his door hahahahahahahahahaha.

Mr. Dior kept saying that only idiots think the laws of this world are worth obeying. In short, he didn't remember how many breads he ate.

"Don't talk nonsense to my niece!!"

"What Ben Dio said is the truth! Be my believer and I will be your niece's savior!!"

I didn't have time to tell Mr. Dior that his red wine goblet had been touched by the killerqueen...

Then Mr. Dior was blown to the sky.

My uncle advised me to look for a normal boy, don't draw too much attention, if you want to live a peaceful life, you can't look particularly good, because it's very troublesome to be watched, especially Kujo Jotaro , absolutely do not provoke.In addition, girls should remember to take good care of their hands all the time.

But uncle, it's too late...

I have a very good relationship with his daughter.

I didn't dare to say this to my uncle Kira Yoshikage, although I don't know what kind of festival they have...

Uncle suddenly remembered and asked me if my teacher was Jotaro Kujo.He repeatedly warned me not to have anything to do with Giorno's relatives from his other father's side, it will only make things difficult for me, especially Higashika Josuke and Kujo Jotaro, all of them are not good people!Stay away from them at school, as far away as possible.

Mr. Dior exploded on the spot, saying that there was something wrong with his son!He wouldn't admit what Jonathan's frog-pissed offspring were!It's just a group of ghosts who stand in the way of his journey to the peak of vampire! !It's better to die all!

That alone resonated with my uncle.

All the stumbling blocks of Joestar's house will die!

Uncle thinks what Mr. Dior said is right, but it still can't change the fact that Giorno is a child of Joestar's family, so that sofa has already been touched by KILLERqueen!

Then Mr. Dior was blown up again.

I found one thing, the tenants in the Araki Manor are more or less related to the Joestar family, not only that, as soon as they hear that the Joestar family members will immediately have PTSD attacks, and repeatedly warn them I'm not allowed to associate with them, good boys don't play with them.

Even when we were talking about Giorno, Mr. Diablo was even more irritable and even said that you can treat Dobio whatever you want, and it’s not impossible for me to give Dobio to you. Connaught, but in fact... Dobio wanted to kill me, right?

It's just too disrespectful to do such a thing of selling a son on the spot! Killerqueen told me that he is the most disdainful person in Araki Village!Look at the disgusted face of the Crimson King!

I got a little closer and he yelled don't come near me like a ghost ran into the wrong room and got eaten by Mr. Katz...

But Diego told me it's okay, he won't die anyway, so don't worry about it.

Diego can be said to be the most normal-minded person in Arakizhuang apart from his uncle, and he doesn't say anything weird, and he doesn't have such ptsd towards members of Joestar's family.Of course, he told me that if you are rich and a rich woman, it is not impossible for me to marry you. Of course, it would be better if you are worth hundreds of millions of dollars. After all, you are still very good-looking, and you are still young. Mei, the only shortcoming is that she is not rich enough.

If you really need a boyfriend, remember to give me money, and I agree to pretend to be your boyfriend to fool others.

While talking, Diego's mouth opened again, and his tail was exposed: "Do you have money? You can do anything if you have money!"

"Don't harass my niece!"

"Then give me money!"

"You haven't paid the rent yet!"

"The untouchables are only worthy of paying my rent!"

Uncle gave him a hundred yen coin.

Diego didn't want to pick it up at first, but after hesitating for a while, he probably felt that he couldn't get out of Arakizhuang at all, and his status was no different from that of a pet.Even a hundred yen would be good at this time, his love for money made him subconsciously accept it.

KILLERQUEEN told me that it has touched the one hundred yen coin.

"You will have to pay the price for saying that to my niece. She just needs to live a peaceful life." Uncle Kira asked the big pink cat to give him a thumbs up in the next second.

Big Mao Mao covered my ears very considerately, and Diego disappeared from the world for a while, but it doesn't matter, he will rush out of the house in a while to quarrel with his uncle.

It's a good thing that everyone in Araki Village is so energetic. Although they always fight each other when they disagree, they are surprisingly consistent in their stance against Joestar's family.

Anyway, when my uncle and I mentioned our things at school, and when we mentioned the members of Joestar’s family, they would rush out and say that they can’t allow it, and the tone of Apache yelling at Giorno as a bastard is simply amazing. exactly the same.

I really don’t know what happened to them, whether it’s Xu Lun, Jotaro’s classmate Kujo, teacher Qiao Luno, or Mr. Jonathan, they are all very good people, but it’s the uncles from Araki Village who kill and set fire to each other, right? Good man, KILLERQUEEN asked me to scratch its chin, it said that if they want to do something to me, it will give them a paw, very annoying.

Apache repeatedly confirmed that I didn't have the idea of ​​finding a boyfriend just now, and that I was exactly the same as my uncle. He asked me repeatedly for a long time before I went out.

If you really want to find a partner, I think what my uncle said is right, it's better for boys to be more ordinary...

But a girlfriend... neither my uncle nor my mother said what standards a girlfriend should have, so Xu Lun should be fine... Now it seems that I am not bad for girls...

I didn't dare to call Xu Lun until I got out of the bus stop.

Xu Lun's boyfriend stopped beside me in an Alfa Romeo sports car, and Xu Lun exclaimed, "Beauty, do you want to get in the car?"

But her boyfriend's eyes are very annoying, like seeing a Japanese girl for the first time.

Xu Lun gave him a supercilious look, which made me feel better.

Xu Lun and Romeo were flirting with each other in the front passenger seat, and I felt like a knife was twisted in my heart. I felt that I, the mistress, didn’t want to do it. What’s so good about this kind of man, even Giorno’s little finger can’t compare to it. !

The more I think about it, the more angry I become, the more bitter I become, I'm not worth it for Giorno.

What kind of non-recyclable garbage is this!

Shi Zhiyou told me seriously, don't think so much, Xu Lun doesn't really love her, it's just that she wanted to fight against her father during the rebellious period and found a jerk who didn't look like her father at all to show her rebellion.

In the human world, only a double can give me some warmth.

I want to pry Xu Lun's corner!I can't wait to put on a JoJo stand, I, Kira Alice, have a dream!Just to pry the corner of Xu Lun's wall and push that Romeo into the cesspit!

He actually didn't let Xu Lun call him Romeo sauce!Also picky about Xu Lun's tattoos!

I bit my handkerchief angrily!Damn it! !I thought Xu Lun was the best girl, but you despise her in every way!She even opened her mouth and shut up saying that she had been a drag racing party!

"Nonsense! Xu Lun is not that kind of girl!!" I turned sour into lemon essence, this bastard is not worthy!It's so different from Qiao Lunuo Yunni who silently guards Xu Lun's happiness!

Romeo looked back at me.

I shrank my neck cowardly, how many times has my uncle taught me not to attract attention...

But when I think that Xu Lun's boyfriend is this kind of guy, I get angry. Why, this kind of bad guy doesn't deserve such a good Xu Lun.

"Romeo, don't bully her! Alice is very timid."

For Xu Lun, I will not give up!

At the entrance of Kameyou Department Store, Giorno was waiting for us at the entrance.

Girls go shopping for shopping, and my uncle generously gave me a lot of pocket money so that I don't have to worry about money. When I think of my uncle going to so many bad faces, I feel that it is not easy for him.

Giorno obviously didn't feel right with Romeo, he didn't comment on Romeo with a glamorous and noble look, and then pulled me a little closer.

"Don't stand too close to him, it will be misunderstood, it's not good for Xu Lun."

look!This is the person who really cares about Xu Lun!

Ps

Alice: I will fight for Xu Lun!

Fluffy: Well said, Romeo is really not a good guy.

Apache: Do you understand that you need to use Bugarati as a model to find a partner?

Diego: I'm not interested in women without money!

Everyone in Araki Village: Are you willing that she likes members of Joestar's family?Including Johnny who hasn't come out yet?

Diablo: It doesn't matter who, but not Joe's family!

Priest: It's none of my business, wait, it belongs to Joestar's family, then it won't work!

Katz: Never mind, what Joseph's offspring!Die for me!

The President: What's none of my business, huh? ?No, Johnny, no!All Joestars are devils!Diego, I give you all of New York!You go get her!

□□: Giorno is my son! !It's about Joestar's family, it's Bendio's life alone! !

Office workers: Shut up all of them.Your doorknob has been touched by killerqueen!Anyone who isn't from Joestar's family is fine!Diego, you go convince my niece!

Diego: Give me the money, I'm hooked!

Office workers: One hundred yen no more!

Diego: wryyyyyyyyyyyy? !Why? ? !

Office worker: What's the use of asking for money if you can't leave the house, killerqueen, get rid of this useless thing!

Diego: What again? ? ! !

Giorno: Dad, I am already in a difficult situation, and you are still holding me back? ? ? ?