[JOJO] The wonderful daily life of Araki Academy

I went to school for a whole week without studying and understanding the rules and regulations of Araki College.

The first page of the student handbook reads: The hymn of humanity is the hymn of courage.

The school mascot is the cartoonist's hand, but I always feel that if you slap it, you will die.

I quietly asked Jotaro, who was wearing a school uniform, have you watched the Hong Kong manga Ten Thousand Buddhas Chaozong...

Jotaro-san gave me a blank look and thought I was a fool.

I don't know if he likes manga or not, but I know he likes Kubota Toshinobu...Platinum Star told me that Jotaro likes Kubota Toshinobu, and Platinum Star likes all funk music styles that make you shake your head easily.

Jotaro-san is always in hiding.

However, Teacher Kongtiao showed up on time every day during class.

He asked me to be the class representative of the basic marine knowledge class... mainly because no one wanted to, and everyone shook their heads, but I was the only one who nodded like a fool who couldn't react.

Xu Jun said that this was bullying an honest child, and then jumped up and had another lesson with her father.

Two lines of tears flowed in my heart. If this continues, my quiz will die.

When I went to hand in my homework, I carefully told him that Xu Lun didn't do it on purpose, she just... I thought of many excuses but couldn't come up with them.I think Xu Lun still loves him.It's just an expression problem.

Kujo-sensei gave me a single, Lalalalovesong by Toshinobu Kubota.

He said: "Xu Lun has been taken care of by you, and I may trouble you in the future."

I nodded like a pounding garlic.I will definitely be Xu Lun's wife! ! !I swear.

"Oh, by the way, the long vacation is very beautiful." Teacher Kongtiao looked far away, and then pursed the corners of his mouth at me.

Looking at Mr. Kujo like this, maybe he remembered his love story about Xia Tian, ​​maybe not, I don’t know the story about Mr. Kujo, but there was a moment when I wanted to cry.

"I will definitely watch it!" I said very loudly.

He didn't smile, and touched the unopened cigarette case on the table a little awkwardly. I knew it contained smoking cessation candy, but the platinum star behind him smiled.

I think the person who was once loved by Mr. Kutiao must have been happy too.

I ended up walking out of the office crying.

Kira Alice, 15 years old, for the first time understood the truth that some people can't meet in their lifetime.

Xu Lun thought her father said something strange to me again and wanted to beat her father up.

I cried and told Xu Lun that I liked her father, and I repented.

Xu Lun laughed out loud: "What are you? My dad has been surrounded by girls since he was a child, and those who wanted to be my little mom lined up to go to California. What do I think! What's the big deal!!"

Xu Lun slapped me hard, shaking all my sorrow away.

"I like Xu Lun the most."

Xu Lun slapped me on the face, and the whole class could hear: "You are the cutest!"

The corner of Giorno's mouth seemed to twitch, was it my illusion?

Our vice principal is a cartoonist.

The principal Shenlong sees the beginning but does not see the end.

The big villains in Araki Village occasionally come to the school to give lectures and do odd jobs for their livelihood. If they violate the teacher's handbook in their hands, they will be sent back to Araki Village immediately.

Once a priest came to preach, ah no, he was talking about the relationship between European art and Catholicism. After speaking for half an hour, he was reported and complained about carrying private goods. He actually talked about how to go to heaven, and engaged in the personality cult of Mr. Dior.Then he was complained that he was dismissed from get out of class, and it is said that Xu Lun's family guarded him at the school gate and beat him badly.

In desperation, the priest activated Heavenly Acceleration, oiled his feet and ran so fast that he was not hit by the time-stopped Platinum Star. All 206 bones were crushed and fractured.

After that, Principal Araki changed the timeline rules casually, so Mr. Kujo's timeline became weird.

Xu Lun, who was supposed to be a sophomore in high school, regressed back and started to study in the first year of high school.

I asked Giorno if they didn't think there was anything wrong?

Xu Lun said there was something wrong, wouldn't this mean that he would be forever young and beautiful and no longer need to be a social animal?

It makes sense, my social animal uncle is under great pressure to blow up the tenants of Araki Manor every day...

The Dongfang senior is more natural: Haven't you watched The Return of the Hero, Thanos snapped his fingers!Then Spider-Man came back to the first year of high school, which is really great! !I'll see you next time! !

I was immediately elated, my God, watching a movie with Senior Dongfang! ! ! ! ! !

As a result, Qiao Lunuo, Xu Lun and I went to the movie together!

A movie for four! !All are my favourites! !Omg I am so happy! !I can't even close my mouth when I walk!Senior Dongfang must be an angel given to me by God! !

If there really are angels, Dongfang Josuke must be the most perfect! ! !

A movie for four! ! !

The four of them ate ice cream together after watching the movie! !Xu Lun even let me lick her ice cream! !Strawberry flavored! !I am dead! !I die without regret! !

Although Giorno asked: Are you so happy?

He doesn't understand!He has no idea how happy I am! !

Then we went to eat hot pot together!I was so happy, I dated three people I liked in one breath, and my walk was light and light, like stepping on cotton candy.

I swear this is my happiest day, and I decided to put Jousuke Higashika as my second favorite position!The first is of course Xu Lun!

After drinking and eating, we decided to do a big event.

That is to form a society.

With four people, the scale of the club will be established, and the next step is to find a teacher who has taken advantage of it.Apply to the student union.

Giorno touched his chin: So what does our club mainly do?

Xu Lun suddenly jojo: Of course it is to sterilize the cat! !

Well said, Araki College covers a vast area and recently added a horse farm. I think sooner or later a place will be expanded to raise dairy cows and New Zealand black-faced sheep... Anyway, there are horses...

According to Izzy's Fool, there are at least a few hundred cats in the school during breeding season.

What Xu Lun said is so right, I applaud, catch cats and eggs and heal one-stop service, but what can I do?

Giorno patted me on the shoulder: writing reports, documenting cats, and stroking cats.Keeping cats happy is also an important thing.

You're right, of course I have to give Alice the troublesome job of writing an application report!

Dongfang senior, why do you have to tell the truth! ! ! ! ! ?

The president of the student union, Dobio, is a stinky brat who is wasting his life... No, no, he is a little bastard who used the power of the president to occupy the school's canteen and sold super unpalatable bread every day. Regardless of the breeding of wild cats, we can hear the breath of spring one after another in class.

Many people have been unhappy seeing him for a long time, but they just couldn't catch this brat and put him in a sack.

In order to improve the food, I heard that several seniors of the university department unite and plan to beat him with a sack and drag him down from the position of student council president.

But I always feel that he is despised because he doesn't want to wear a maid outfit.

I get dizzy thinking that my report will be handed over to the president of the student council who everyone hates and wants to put him in a sack.

Giorno said that we are the ones who have done great things, and for the sake of our cat sterilization management team, he will also be on the throne of the student council president.

He tore open the collar of his shirt, several buttons were broken, and made a jojo stand.

Then his clothes were repaired by Senior Dongfang with crazy diamonds.

How troublesome it is to ask Elena to sew buttons for you at home!Dongfang Jousuke said.

I didn't know what to say for a while, so I honestly used a pen and a small notebook to write down the temporary name of the cat neutering management team.There is also an activity guidance plan written down one by one.

I am a 15-year-old young girl, why do I need to know so much about cat sterilization? ! ! !

Recently, there are more equestrian classes in the school, and there is a racetrack behind the school for no reason. I will not be surprised that there will be a golf course in the school one day.

Even though it is a high school, there are various subjects offered, some of which are very unserious and far-fetched, for example, teaching you to fly a plane... It is a real flight driving class!In addition, there are all kinds of strange societies.

Xu Lun, Senior Dongfang and Qiao Luno decided to pull me into their club, but I still don’t know what kind of club the cat neutering management is... After all, it has been established for less than three days.

We have neither instructors nor a decent office.

Because the competition among clubs is too fierce, our goal is to recruit a teacher to join the club, and then grab a classroom as an activity venue.

Previously, the Naples Guardians and the Naples Assassins fought on the school playground in order to grab the right to use a classroom and who was more worthy of naming Naples.

I heard that the angry Mr. Jonathan and Senior Dongfang didn't want to help this group of people to treat their injuries, so they were carried directly to the hospital.After that, Araki College had a wonderful setting, that is, no matter how you beat the school, no one would be killed.

In addition, there are Stardust Crusaders Club, Ultimate Biological Research Club, Duwang Town Detective Team, Naples Student Self-Reliance and Endeavor Club, Ripple Two Heroes Alliance, Dio Committee, the source of all evil... What other iron balls can teach you to spin? Meetings and the like... Usually there is nothing, as long as the annual Araki College Debate Competition, various clubs spring up overnight like mushrooms after rain.

The school recently opened a forum.

It's called Araki Institute.

The headmaster's head with only a black shadow looks very scary.

Vice-principal Kishibe Rohan never cared about things.

The maintenance of the forum seems to be handed over to a certain office worker. As long as he is paid, he will basically start the background maintenance.

I can't tell who the administrator is, because everyone is applying for a vest.

Xu Lun also helped me apply for one, and she called me Starfish...

Because the day before yesterday she and her boyfriend found a Pokemon pillow starfish in the playground.

And sang me the song of the starfish.

I cried.Why Xu Lun is not dating me! ! !I hate it so much! ! !

He bit off a chopstick in hatred.

Senior Dongfang helped me fix it!I really love him! !Crazy Diamond is innocent and cute!I declare Higashika Josuke-san as the second perfect man in the world!The first is of course Xu Lun's father!

Then again, our club is really weird. Is it really possible to form a club after neutering cats?

The school is too big, there must be at least hundreds of wild cats!

I called my mom and told my mom I went to a weird school, and my mom said it was amazing, stop talking nonsense, do you know how much a flight lesson costs?Alice we earned it! !

In addition to the basic courses, the basic course of marine knowledge is actually a must, and the art class is also... There are other basics of fencing, Tarot theory and practical effects. Anyway, I feel that everyone in this group of schools has double messengers, but there has never been a section about doubles. serious courses.

Teacher Kongtiao said that this needs to be developed by oneself and put into practical use, and the person who knows oneself best will always be himself.But I can understand what other people's doubles are thinking, but I don't know what my own doubles are thinking.

The first sentence written on the first article in the school's student handbook is: The hymn of mankind is the hymn of courage.

The second is the official school rules and regulations, although everyone doesn't take it seriously.

It is useless.

I searched for a long time and couldn't find any terms on how to set up a society.

"So... has someone told me that we still have extra classrooms at our school?"

"Then grab a wryyyy!!!"

"...Giorno, are you an asshole?"

"Take my dad's office!!"

"Calm down, Xu Lun!!"

"I'm going to steal the old man's money and buy one!"

"I really misread you, Dongfang senior!"

"Then what do you say?!"

I looked at the three people blankly: "I want to watch a long vacation..."

Ps

Jotaro’s favorite singer is Toshinobu Kubota. Funk music was really popular in the 7080s and 90s. MJ also had this style of music in the 00s. Later, around 98, funk music was not enough and began to be played on rnb all over the world. [-] Hikaru Utada's first love sold well, which shows that rnb was very popular in Japan at that time, until Brother Mars sang funk again.

Kubota Toshinobu is also a male singer who can be ranked in the top ten live in Japan, with a stable breath and excellent singing skills.

Lalalalovesong is a long holiday song. In 96, all Japanese women fell in love with Kimura Takuya, except Matsu Takako hahahahahaha.

Jotaro should have seen a big hit Japanese drama.The love in it is stumbling, probably a bit like him who is not good at words.

Daisuke Ono said that if Jotaro could sing, it would be this lalalalovesong.

What Zi Cheng wants to express to Alice, who is as old as her daughter, is: love is a beautiful thing.There is no other meaning, after all, it is my daughter's friend, Ai Wu Ji Wu.

When Kubota Toshinobu sings, it is the taste of happy love...