Ancient Beast Invasion [Plane]

The fact that the big star Cang Lin has a son is well known in the entertainment industry, but due to some reasons, Long Bai's appearance has never been exposed.

Once the parent-child program group invited Cang Lin’s same-sex lover Fu Yuchuan and his son Long Bai to participate in the program "True Love Family". Fu Yuchuan often watched this program at home and learned a lot of parenting lessons from it, so he liked this program very much. Yes, I nodded in agreement and took my son to go.

First day of recording.

The director asked parents to play games with their children. In the game of pulling tails, a parent hugged the child and tied a tail on the child's ass. After the game started, the parents protected their baby's ass. At the same time, pull off the tails of other babies.

After Fu Yuchuan discussed with Cang Lin, Cang Lin played the game with Long Bai in his arms.

However, other parents disagreed: "Mr. Long is a martial arts star. I heard that he is very good at martial arts. How could we meet Xiaolong Bai." Cang Lin's stage name is Long Cang.

Cang Lin is well-known in the entertainment industry for his frankness, so he immediately snapped back: "You're talking like you can meet me without any effort."

The parent is a funny star, he has been in contact with Cang Lin before, so he probably knows some of his temper, and immediately smiled: "That's what you said, it doesn't take much effort."

"Okay! The game begins!"

"Father, hurry up! Go grab Long Bai's tail!"

"I want Longbai's tail! Hurry up, Dad!"

"Long Bai Long Bai! Stretch your tail!"

Canglin: "..."

Why did they all focus on his son's tail pulling?

"Director, I don't think this game is good, they are all staring at my Long Bai's tail, it's not fair!" Fu Yuchuan couldn't help but said.

On the one hand, Long Bai wanted to hug his father who was dodging back and forth tightly, and also worried about the countless hands that were grabbing his ass.

After a while, Long Bai couldn't help but patted his father's arm: "Dad, can you stop running away every time you're about to be caught?" It made him so nervous every time!

Cang Lin slowly dodged a parent's hand, and said: "Why not, you are being hugged by me now, I must be hiding as much as I want."

Long Bai felt very angry, and originally wanted to say that he would not play this mentally retarded game anymore, but seeing Fu Yuchuan cheering him on, he endured it again.

"Dad, if you keep hiding, we will lose. You haven't caught anyone else's tail until now!"

Cang Lin: "..." I'll go, I just look at my son's aggrieved expression and forget about it.

So in the next few minutes, Cang Lin quickly attacked the other babies with tails.

The babies who were having fun, saw their tails before they could react, and immediately started crying.

The cry of a child is a strange thing, it can be contagious, when a baby cries, other babies also cry, and the program group cries for a while.

"Why did you pull my tail? I didn't even catch yours!" A little baby cried very sadly when he saw the tail swinging back and forth behind Long Bai.

"That's because you didn't catch it. If your father is as good as mine, I can't catch you."

Hearing that, the baby became even more sad, cried uncontrollably, and asked his father: "Dad, aren't you a great hero who saves the earth? Why are you not as powerful as Longlong's father?"

Bao's father said in his heart, son, I am also very disappointed about this, father.

But in front of the children, it is still necessary to maintain the dignity of an upright father, so he said: "Whoever said that I am not as good as him, I can sing, but he can't."

"I can sing too!" So the baby stopped crying, and the father and son sang together.

After singing, Dad Bao deliberately said: "Big dragon and little dragon, you guys come too!"

Cang Lin held his son expressionlessly and said in his heart: Neither my son nor I can sing, but we can roar, do you want to listen?

The director has learned the lesson of the tail-pull game, so everyone is not allowed to play the game, and let the babies do something for their parents to experience their filial piety.

Many babies choose to wash dishes, serve water to wash feet, draw pictures and so on for their parents.

When it was Long Bai's turn, because Cang Lin was very popular and it was the first time Long Bai showed his face in public, the director gave him a long time to perform, but...

"Xiaolong, what are you doing?" asked the celebrity father next to him with the surname S.

"Give Dad a massage." Long Bai said with a small face paralyzed.

S: "...No, Xiaolong, your posture doesn't look like a massage." It seems like you want to kill your father.

Long Bai gave him a look of "you don't understand": "You don't know, my dad is very hard, if I don't beat him like this, it won't work as a massage at all." A good meal.

Canglin: ...

Whenever this time, he is a little envious of other people's cute and soft children.

However, Long Bai was not the only one who massaged his father, Cang Lin hurriedly showed his son how others massaged.

After reading it, Long Bai said: "The key is that other people's fathers are soft, but yours is hard, and I can't pinch them at all."

Cang Lin: So, my muscles are hard to blame me?

Cang Lin asked his son to express his filial piety in another way, Long Bai gave him a look of "you ask so much", and then thought of another way.

Long Bai wrote a modern poem to his father, and he felt that this poem expressed his lofty respect and love for his father, and he recited it in public very proudly.

"I have a weird dad/He doesn't like me near Mom/Won't give me meat off his plate/Won't let me sleep in his bed/Can't tell bedtime stories/But I don't hate him."

"I have a strange father/he has no curved back/no white hair on the sideburns/hands full of hard work/his most often said is/how can I have a son like you/but he still Raise me up."

"I have a weird dad..."

"Stop!" Cang Lin couldn't bear it anymore.

Long Bai looked at his father: "What's wrong? I haven't finished reading yet?"

Cang Lin was very angry, "What do you mean I am a strange father, why am I so strange? The strange thing is clearly you, why are you so old, why do you still cling to your mother, dare to grab my food, and want to Sleeping in our bed, the funniest thing is, what you hate the most are those fake bedtime fairy tales, okay?"

As soon as Long Bai heard this, he was even angrier than him, and the father and son started a fight over the question of "who is weirder", and at the end of the fight, they even started to fight.

The celebrity parents and babies watching, as well as all the members of the program team, were stunned.

Fu Yuchuan stood calmly by the side, and walked over after they finished the fight, paused the filming and took his son and Lao Gong to change out of their out-of-shape clothes.

"It's really... a family history." Everyone sighed when discussing the father-son battle.

I didn't expect that the little Long Bai was so powerful, and he fought with his father with moves, which looked good.

Many babies wanted to learn how to fight with Long Bai. Long Bai said: "My family's kung fu is only passed on to our family, not to you."

"Then let's change parents first, and then change back after I learn."

Long Bai: "...I don't want to trade with you."

"Why, it's just a change, it's not that I won't return it to you, why are you so stingy!"

Long Bai: ...

The program team did a few more activities, and the recording of the first day was finally finished after stumbling.

There are still several days of recording to come, and the director feels a headache when he thinks of Long Bai and his father who don't always follow the routine.

Once they recorded life in the countryside, and they went to a farmer's house to light a fire and cook.

Long Bai asked Fu Yuchuan: "Why can't we use lighters, but drill wood to make fire?"

Fu Yuchuan replied: "Isn't this to make cooking more difficult, that's what makes it interesting."

Long Bai went outside and saw Cang Lin pouring well water to wash the pot, so he went to help, Cang Lin impatiently pushed his son away, "Don't make trouble, let me tell you, I managed to not puncture the pot Don't go down with one hand and make a hole for me again."

Long Bai was very unconvinced, and he had good control over his own strength, "Dad, let me try it, you see other kids are doing the trick too."

Cang Lin didn't give it, Long Bai followed him and pulled, and within two pulls, the whole pot cracked and fell to the ground with a bang.

The two were dumbfounded.

Cang Lin roared after recovering: "This is the last pot!"

When everyone heard the voice and looked over, they were shocked.Such a strong pot, how on earth did they break it?

After Fu Yuchuan lit the fire, he was about to cook and cook, but he found that the old Gong who washed the pot still hadn't come back.

He went to the yard and saw that Cang Lin and Long Bai were sitting in a row with loveless faces on their faces.

"Where's the pot?"

"It's broken." One big and one small bowed their heads and said.

"The only one left?" Fu Yuchuan felt incredible, "Then how do we cook?"

"The director said, if we can borrow the pot, we will continue to make it. If we can't borrow it, let us wait for others to finish eating and borrow their pot to make it."

Fu Yuchuan put his hips on his hips to calm himself down for a long time, and finally sat down with them in a row.

I don't know if the staff really didn't borrow it or did it on purpose. Anyway, Fu Yuchuan and the others are useless.

When everyone was ready to eat at noon, Fu Yuchuan took Lao Gong and his son to borrow a pot.

After borrowing it, this time Fu Yuchuan didn't dare to let them clean it up, and did it himself.

In the end, when he returned to the kitchen, he found that the fire he had managed to light was put out by the father and son!

"Do you two still want to eat!" Fu Yuchuan was furious.

Cang Lin felt very wronged after being murdered: "I didn't do anything, but I saw that the fire was too small, so I added some firewood to it."

Long Bai also hurriedly said: "I saw my father adding firewood to it, and I wanted to help, so I also added a handful. It's none of my business."

Fu Yuchuan laughed angrily: Is it my fault?

[The modern poems in the article only represent Long Bai's level, and have nothing to do with the author, not at all, really, trust me ○|￣|_] The full story is over here! ! !

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