The days when you can only be full by becoming an internet celebrity

"Who is this?" Bai Hu said his goodbyes after finishing his meal, Lu Qi packed up a pair of bowls and chopsticks, warmed up the meal that he had set aside for Jin Tian before, and brought it out.When Jin Tian was washing his hands and eating, Lu Qi sat on the sofa face to face with that fluffy little fur ball.

"I caught it on the bus and behaved strangely. Let's take it back and investigate it." Jin Tian glanced back at the black hairball, and said calmly, "Tell me what you did on the bus."

Jin Tian threw the ball of black fur on the floor as soon as he entered the room, and moved himself to climb onto the sofa.If you don't look carefully, you may think it is a ball of wool rolling on the ground.Its stature is not big, about the same as a rabbit that just knows how to run.The hair is fine and soft, and the amber eyes are like light-colored gemstones inlaid on the face. If you don't look closely, you can't see the facial features at all.

Its ears are extremely short, shaped like a miniature version of a Samoyed dog, they stand up when others speak, and lie on their heads at other times.Seeing Lu Qi staring at him intently, Mao Qiu moved forward, and said in a childish voice: "That gentleman misunderstood, I am not doing bad things, I just want to treat human diseases..."

"Cure?" Lu Qi raised his eyebrows in surprise, looked at the fur ball and asked, "What disease can you cure?"

It is rare that someone is willing to listen to his own words. Fuqiu stood up suddenly, but it was too short, and even stood up like a ball: "I can cure any disease, as long as I touch it, I can cure any disease." OK……"

Just... touch it...

Lu Qi's lips moved, and he tried to guess: "Could it be that you touched someone else on the bus?"

Mao Qiu timidly raised his head, a little ignorant, and asked cautiously: "Is it not possible?"

"Of course not." Before Lu Qi could speak, Jin Tian put down his chopsticks and began to complain, "Honestly, if I hadn't met you, someone like you would have been beaten to death..."

As soon as Jin Tian got off the plane, he called Lu Qi and said he would go back right away.There were a lot of people at the airport, and it was the rush hour at this time, Jin Tian thought about it, and ran to take the bus with his suitcase.The bus is overcrowded. Although it is not possible to squeeze a pregnant woman, everyone is basically close to each other.When Jin Tian was considering whether to get off at the next stop and transfer to the subway, he heard one person ask one by one: "Hello, you are sick... May I touch you?"

"Hello, you have hemorrhoids. But don't worry, I'll be fine if I touch it..." The man spoke, and then went to touch a strong man's butt.In broad daylight, being touched by a wretched weirdo, no one would be happy.

The burly man glared at the man, but the man seemed completely unaware of the other's displeasure, and squeezed in front of a young girl in a blink of an eye, grinning: "Hello, you have breast hyperplasia with nodules...but don't worry , let me touch it..."

"Pa..." A crisp slap came, followed by the girl's reprimand, "You are sick!"

"Old rascal!"

"Isn't this typical disrespect for the old..."

"Master, drive to the police station and let the police lock up this hooligan..."

Someone insisted on calling the police and sending this wretched man to the police station.There are also people who have nothing to do with themselves and are in a hurry to go home, saying that there is no need to waste the time of a car of people for such a trivial matter.Seeing that the crowd became more and more irritable, Jin Tian glanced at the monster's swollen and flushed face, and finally stepped forward and said, "I'll take him to the police station."

It wasn't until after Jin Tian took the man out of the car that a girl who had lowered her head to play with her mobile phone when she got in the car looked up, and then screamed: "My husband's cousin..." The following words disappeared in the wind with the tail of the bus. In the middle of the day, Jin Tian took the man to the green belt, raised his chin and asked, "Tell me, what's going on?"

Jin Tian's tone was already quite peaceful, but his aura was too strong, the monster trembled, and finally turned into a prototype and fell to the ground - he was so frightened that he passed out.Jin Tian had no choice but to take him home, and planned to interrogate him after he woke up...

He said that he was sick, but he still wanted to do it. No wonder he wanted to talk to him: "Do you have a license to become a prostitute?"

"Yes, yes." Fuqiu took out those huge wallets from behind, and then took out his own ID from inside.If ordinary humans look at it, they can't see those small characters without a microscope.

"Mr. Mo, male, 280 years old, unmarried..." Lu Qi carefully checked Maoqiu's ejaculation license, and found that the other party's legal grades, he could only sigh silently.Probably something that smells delicious should not be eaten.Lu Qi shook his head, took a closer look at the little elf in front of him, and shifted his attention to the temporary residence permit in the human world: "Hey, you have ten days left in your stay in the human world. Why haven't you started preparing to leave yet? "

Maoqiu shook her body, and her tone was a little depressed: "Xiao Yao also wants to leave, but Xiao Yao really wants to help a hundred people see a doctor, but whenever I want to help humans see a doctor, humans are always unfriendly..."

Nonsense, anyone who asks if they can touch them will be upset, okay?Lu Qi glanced at the ball of hair, and pointed out the problem straight to the point, "Your method is wrong, genius doctors are unpredictable, and sometimes deliberately create a sense of distance, you will press yourself into the dust when you come up, people I only think you are wretched, and I don't believe that you can cure diseases. After all, can you really cure all diseases?"

"Yes, sir." Maoqiu moved two steps forward, wanting to get closer to Lu Qi, "I just need to take a glance at human beings, and I can know what kind of disease they have, and then I can infuse some Spiritual power can replace the disease. If it is a monster, then I need to have physical contact with him, and then I can see what is wrong with him by quietly feeling it..."

After hearing this, Lu Qi found it amusing. He stretched out his hand towards the fur ball, hooked his lips and said, "Then why don't you feel it and see if I have any problems?"

"As long as my husband is willing, I can do it." The fur ball moved and rolled into Lu Qi's hands.Lu Qi looked at the fur ball with great interest, without thinking too much at all.After a while, Lu Qi felt a little hot in his palm, and he lowered his head to listen to Maoqiu talking to himself: "Mister's stomach fire is hot, burning everything, I should not be able to eat enough..."

"This is true, but it seems that many people know it." Lu Qi smiled casually, and just about to withdraw his hand, Mao Qiu suddenly exclaimed, "Sir, you actually..."

What, Lu Qi didn't hear it.Because before the fur ball finished speaking, a slender hand lifted the fur ball up.Lu Qi raised his head and saw Jin Tian rubbing the fur ball. Out of curiosity, he still wanted to know what the fur ball didn't finish.

But Jin Tian said that the fur ball looked like a rabbit, and asked Lu Qi if he wanted to eat a rabbit.

Everything comes first.

"Okay, okay, I haven't eaten rabbits for a long time. I think wild rabbits are delicious, but in the past few decades, the city has expanded, let alone wild rabbits, and there are not many domestic rabbits."

Listening to Lu Qi's speech, Jin Tian rubbed the furball's ears with his fingers, but after a while, the furball became sleepy.Seeing this, Jin Tian put him back on the sofa, then sat aside and talked to Lu Qi: "I passed by the farmer's market last time, and found a fresh shop with rabbit meat. Although I raised it myself, but looking at it Seems pretty good."

"It's good to have something to eat, which farmer's market?" Lu Qi thought for a while, but still felt that he should act first, "Let's go, let's buy some rabbits and come back..."

Earmouse came home from school, opened the door of the villa by himself, yelled "I'm back" and no one answered, so he knew that those two people should not be there.Earmouse put down his schoolbag and went straight to the refrigerator, wanting to drink juice from it.When passing the sofa, the Earmouse stopped, took a few steps back, stared intently at the ball of black fur on the sofa, opened his mouth, approached with a smile, carefully picked up the ball of fur and gently Kneaded.

The fur of the fur ball is fluffy and feels as smooth as silk.Earmouse couldn't help touching a few more, and then heard the fur ball in his hand protest: "Sir, please let me go, I also have dignity, okay?"

Although Earmouse had no resistance to this furry ball, he still knew that he had to do something impolite, so he put the fur ball back on the sofa and said sorry sincerely.

When Lu Qi came back, Earmouse was still looking at the fur ball eagerly, asking if he could hug it from time to time.Fuqiu was staring at the TV. Although he refused, his body honestly rolled to Earmouse and leaned against him.

Lu Qi turned his head and snarled at Jin Tian, ​​and the two of them entered the kitchen with the rabbit.Lu Qi changed his clothes and put on an apron, and started today's live broadcast——

"The dish I'm going to cook today is dry pot beer rabbit. Because I'm afraid that some wives may feel uncomfortable, I washed and cut the rabbit meat in advance. Okay, without further ado, let's start today's live broadcast... ..."

Put the rabbit meat in a basin and put it on the side of the cutting board.On the cutting board are sliced ​​green peppers, red peppers, and garlic, as well as washed coriander.

Boil the water in the pot, put the rabbit meat over the water, boil off the foam, and pick it up.After the oil in the pan is hot, add green and red peppers and sliced ​​garlic to sauté until fragrant, then add rabbit meat and sauté.When the rabbit meat changes color slightly, pour a can of 300g beer into it and cook it over low heat.When it is about to come out of the pot, add salt, vinegar, and old soy sauce to taste, and finally put coriander in to taste.

The fragrant rabbit meat is mixed with the wheat aroma of beer, and the rabbit pot soup with green and red peppers is thick and delicious, and the color is bright. Once you eat it, you can't stop.

The audience in front of the live broadcast swallowed their saliva while frantically sending barrage——

Gong Gong, how can you bark Tutu?Bunny is so cute.

Even if you want to eat, you have to bring us with you!