The days when you can only be full by becoming an internet celebrity

After Ji Yu took a photo with the national team, he left the swimming pool and rushed to the hotel room where Lu Qi was staying.

Lu Qi, who agreed to make tomato scrambled eggs, bought tomatoes and eggs, brought two chickens along the way, and ordered two servings of rice.

The tomato was red. In order not to leak too much juice, Lu Qi turned the tomato over and quickly cut it into pieces.Chop chopped green onion, stir the eggs well, put them aside, wait until the oil in the pan is heated, Lu Qi first fry the eggs until they are half cooked.Then pour oil into the pan, pop the pan with chopped green onion, pour in the tomatoes and stir fry.The tomato juice collided with the hot oil and made a sizzling sound. Lu Qi poured some soy sauce and fried it until the soup was almost thickened. The red tomatoes melted into one, so they put them on a plate with a shovel, and gave them to the crucian carp essence to eat: "Come on, cousin, to celebrate your winning the world championship, this whole plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes is yours."

The crucian carp spirit was so moved that he originally said no, and everyone ate it together.But unable to resist Lu Qi's insistence, the crucian carp essence still took the plate of Lu's special love tomato scrambled eggs, took a piece of chopsticks and put it in his mouth. The tomatoes were soupy, and the eggs were fresh and tender. Dancing in general.It's an ordinary food, but it's just like first love, fresh and unforgettable.

The crucian carp spirit inexplicably remembered the past, when he was still a crucian carp that was not mature, he liked to float to the surface of the water in the evening to feel the warmth of the sunset.The sun is golden, and the sunset is brilliant, combined together, it looks like a tomato scrambled egg in the mouth——

The same truth, the same warmth, and the same spiritual satisfaction.

Crucian carp spirit, who can resonate with a plate of tomato scrambled eggs, wanted to share his experience with Lu Qi, but when he turned his head and smelled the aroma, it turned out that it was Lu Qi who started to fuck again.

He washed the cut chicken and set it aside.Wash and slice green peppers and red peppers, wash coriander, cut into sections and keep them for later use.

Put the hot oil into the pan, put the blanched chicken pieces in the water and stir-fry, add some water, green peppers and red peppers, then pour in the curry powder you bought and simmer until cooked.

When the chicken was about to be cooked and tasty, Jin Tian helped pick up the lid of the pot, while Lu Qi put the red oil, essence, salt, and monosodium glutamate he brought into it for seasoning, stir-fried them well and served them out.

The golden curry soup is fragrant, and a spoonful is poured on the rice, which is full of fragrance.The chicken is stewed deliciously, and the flesh and bones will separate as soon as it enters the mouth. It is crispy and rotten.

Crucian carp watched from the side, and couldn't stop poking its mouth, watching Lu Qi contentedly eating the chicken.Sensing the eyes of the crucian carp, Lu Qi raised his hand and pushed the crucian carp's chopsticks, telling him to eat his tomato scrambled eggs: "You said you want to eat tomato scrambled eggs, so I will make them for you. Look at me I didn't eat it myself, so why don't you eat it quickly..."

Crucian carp nodded dumbly, and went to eat another mouthful of scrambled eggs with tomatoes. He always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't figure it out for a while.It was only when Lu Qi filled the rice and scooped up curry chicken nuggets for Jin Tian that the crucian carp spirit suddenly realized——

Compared to tomato scrambled eggs, curry chicken is obviously better.

Seeing the two of them eating so happily, Crucian carp essence felt that the tomato scrambled eggs in his hand were not very tasty.I want to eat meat, I really want to eat meat...

Perhaps the resentment of crucian carp essence was too obvious, so Lu Qi still opened his mouth to explain to him: "The chicken grows so big, who knows if there is anything added to the feed. What if there is clenbuterol or something, and if someone asks you to take a drug test , what shall we do then?"

Crucian carp essence hesitated for a while, then weakly asked: "Isn't the one with lean meat essence pork?"

Lu Qi pursed his lips, and said earnestly to the crucian carp: "Human food additives are everywhere, don't always think that the world is pure and good, and have a heart to prevent problems before they happen?"

Lu Qi's analysis was straightforward, and the more crucian carp thought about it, the more afraid he became.Looking at that plate of spicy curry chicken nuggets again, although I was still very greedy, I still didn't dare to take the risk.While looking at the curry chicken nuggets, Crucian carp ate his scrambled eggs with tomatoes, trying hard to identify the eggs as meat.Thinking that he almost made a "big mistake", Crucian carp was afraid for a while, and looked at Lu Qi again, feeling grateful.

Jin Tian sat on the side, listening to Lu Qi's serious nonsense, and silently sympathized with the crucian carp——

Lu Qi obviously came up with such a weird reason because he didn't want to share food with others, but crucian carp is not deep in the world, so he really believed him.

When the Pakistan Olympic Games closed, Lu Qi left the airport with all the Olympic athletes.The airport pick-up hall was crowded with people, still orderly, holding up the support signs of their favorite athletes and looking inside anxiously.

As soon as the athletes came out, thunderous applause erupted in the airport hall.

#Olympic athletes worked hard#

#Welcome Home Hero#

#Jiyu I want to give you raw crucian carp#

……

The pick-up team slowly moved outwards, and the athletes extended their hands to shake hands with the fans along the way.Crucian carp was still looking around at the beginning, looking at others holding signs for support with a face full of novelty.

Crucian carp had a smile on his face, but when he saw the support card for crucian carp, he burst into a cold sweat——

What's going on, has the fact that he is a crucian carp spirit been known to humans?

The crucian carp panicked carefully, looked down at the ground, and walked forward in a muffled voice.This state was brain-filled into the end of the battle, and he needed to rest because he was exhausted.Also, whoever can win more than 20 gold medals is still the same as a normal person.The caring onlookers made way for the crucian carp, so that he could go back to rest early.

Crucian carp went out and got into Lu Qi's car, which had been waiting by the road.As soon as he got in the car, the crucian carp panicked and told Lu Qi that someone wanted to give him a crucian carp, and he became anxious while talking.It took Lu Qi a long time to realize what the crucian carp essence meant, and laughed out loud: "This crucian carp doesn't mean that crucian carp..."

Seeing that the crucian carp still had a bewildered expression, Lu Qi pointed to his mobile phone. Jin Tian naturally picked up the mobile phone, searched for the sentence pattern of "xxx, I want to give birth to a monkey for you", and handed it to the car behind. Look at the crucian carp.

"Hu Ge, I want to give you a monkey..."

"Luhan, I want to give you a monkey..."

""Lu Qi, I want to give you a monkey..."

……

The more the crucian carp looked more novel, she couldn't help raising her head and asked: "Why are humans so unrestrained now? Some girls want to give birth to monkeys for more than ten celebrities. Even if they have one monkey a year, it should be very tiring..."

Lu Qi couldn't help laughing out loud, while Jin Tian had been patiently introducing creatures with the status of "fans" to the crucian carp.

"Saying you have a monkey doesn't mean you'll really make a monkey together. In the same way, saying I'll give you a crucian carp, but because your name Ji Yu is a homonym for "crucian carp", it's just a way of expressing your liking, and it doesn't mean you really want it. Give you raw crucian carp."

"So that's how it is." Knowing that it wasn't his real identity that was exposed, Crucian carp heaved a long sigh of relief, and he felt relieved, "Then can I also say that I want to give birth to monkeys for Brother Tian and monkeys for Brother Lu?"

"Chi..." Lu Qi laughed again, cleared his throat and said, "If you want, you can."

The crucian carp spirit who was allowed to like the other party was very excited. After thinking about it, he took out his mobile phone and logged on to Weibo that hadn't posted a status after applying.Quickly typed the word with his fingers, and then clicked send——

Crucian carp named Ji Yu v: Cousin Lu Qi, I want to give you monkeys Mr. Can't Eat Mr. V, Cousin Jin Tian, ​​I also want to give you monkeys. [cute]

Since crucian carp was confirmed to be selected for the national team and the photos broke, fans have been on the rise.When he won the 100-meter freestyle championship, the number surged by 100 million overnight.After the Olympics, crucian carp has 1000 million fans on Weibo, directly catching up with many first-line artist Weibo fans.

It's just that crucian carp lay dead after registration and never posted on Weibo.Unexpectedly, the first Weibo post by the Olympic champion turned out to be giving birth to monkeys for two cousins.

So male god, are you, are you kidding us?

Jinfei is not Jinpei: Uh, male god, you posted this on Weibo. There is a little bit of uninhibited sincerity, a little bit of romance in the uninhibited, a little bit of romance... I can't make it up anymore, come on [ Two ha][two ha][two ha]

The cat who is not picky about food: You are right in everything you say, male god, and you can give birth to anything. Anyway, I like your crucian carp v named Ji Yu the most.

A silly roe deer & deer: male god, do you know?Posting on Weibo must be accompanied by a selfie. This is a rule, and everyone must abide by it. [Marxist serious face]

……

Just when everyone was busy leaving messages, Crucian carp suddenly deleted his first Weibo.It didn't take long for everyone to speculate, and crucian carp sent another text that was exactly the same, the difference was that it was accompanied by a selfie.It's his smiling side face, white and clean with a small canine tooth, long and curled eyelashes, the more you look at it, the better it looks.

A silly roe deer & deer: So you are a male god, did you take a selfie after listening to me? [laughing and crying]

Moon Shadow: Confess to my husband, who is capable and handsome!

Mo Mo: Husband, I seem to be in love with my uncle, Mr. Can't Eat Enough V.

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Crucian carp essence interacted with humans for the first time. It was obviously a meaningless Weibo post, but crucian carp essence could feel everyone's liking for him through the screen.

What I originally thought was that winning an Olympic gold medal would leave a place in human memory.Now not only has n records been created, but it is also liked by so many people.

At a certain moment, the crucian carp spirit was satisfied.

"Cousin, goodbye..." After saying this, Crucian Fish disappeared, only the Huawei mobile phone that Lu Qi bought for him was lying on the seat alone.

Good to go, Lu Qi thought.After driving a few hundred meters further, Lu Qi suddenly slapped the steering wheel hard: "Is this crucian carp going too fast? How should I explain, the mystery of the disappearance of the champion?!"