The days when you can only be full by becoming an internet celebrity

There are many big stomach kings who eat live online. Except for a few with really big stomachs, most of them only eat one meal a day, and even induce vomiting.In addition to daily work and rest, most anchors spend their time exercising to keep in shape.

After all, human beings are still visual animals. Compared with fat stomach kings, good-looking anchors are more popular.Lu Qi is a good-looking and tall model in the gourmet live broadcast. He went to the hospital for a check-up right after his debut. Everyone agreed that he was born with a big stomach.

But it's true, Lu Qi basically only cooks the main dish once for every meal, and eats rice with some clear soup and pickles.Gradually, fans noticed and wanted to ask Lu Qi if he still eats so much now.After all, looking at the plate of sweet and sour fish, although there are a few, two adults and one child are not particularly edible.

Lu Qi hasn't been questioned about his appetite for a long time. After thinking about it, he stood up with his mobile phone and walked into the kitchen.Just when everyone was wondering what Lu Qi was doing, as the camera turned, fans saw that the kitchen stove, cabinets, and window sills were full of sweet and sour fish. There are dozens of them.

"I mainly cook and eat for your live broadcast. Usually, a few fish in an hour is enough. But if you eat all these fish, you will come to see me for dinner for half the night, and other things will be delayed. "Lu Qi said, he picked up a plate of sweet and sour fish and went out, "I don't eat many dishes every meal, but the amount of food is indeed a lot. Don't send me luxury goods in the future, and don't worry too much about my lack of food. Jintian contracted a fish pond, which is enough for me to eat a few meals..."

#Cousin who contracted the fish pond#

For some unknown reason, "Qi Tian" cp suddenly became popular on the Internet.The so-called "Qi Tian" cp, as the name suggests, is the cp composed of Lu Qi and Jin Tian.The initiator of the topic said frankly that although cousins ​​and cousins ​​are a bit taboo, it is really too sweet for Jin Tian to contract a fish pond for Lu Qi, okay?I don't know who was the first to edit the video, and edited Lu Qi's "Monster Hunting Talk" and Qi Xiuqi's MV and other commercial opponents into Jin Tian. The BGM is "Forbidden Love" by Qi Xiuqi, which is burning and sweet.

The big-name perfume advertisement that Jintian shot before was also inexplicably turned into an emoji package, and the perfume in his hand was replaced with a fish, with the words "I will supply your fish".It's strange to say that the two people who obviously don't have any works, became popular on the Internet for no reason because they were cute as CP.There are even "Qi Tian" CP fan fictions in Jinjiang Literature City.

Lu Qi has always said that things like cp are inexplicably fried, and what's even more strange is that they can be fried as long as they are fried, and they always match him with a male Lalang.Qi Xiuqi, Su Yuge, Jin Tian and even Baker, who has only worked together once, have all been dubbed their own CPs.

Zhang Dong gave an in-depth analysis of the popular "rotten culture" to Lu Qi, who didn't know why, and told the two that it was indeed the fans who first speculated on the "Qi Tian" CP, but it was the company that brought the topic to the table.

"Frying CP is the easiest way to win the board. You are two brothers. Although you are cute, you won't make too many brains and arouse disgust." Zhang Dong suddenly thought of something and asked Lu Qi , "Is your cousin interested in entering the entertainment industry?"

For Lu Qi's good-looking cousins, it's not that Zhang Dong has never thought about signing them into the company.It's just that Lu Qi's cousins ​​are more strange than the other, either they say they went back to their hometown to prepare for the college entrance examination (Wu Tong), or they tried to get into the national team and want to participate in the Olympics (Ji Yu).Finally, Hu Mei, who is good-looking and popular with the audience, naturally Zhang Dong couldn't help but want to fight for it.

When it comes to Hu Mei, Lu Qi can't say enough.Originally going to Europe, but went to Africa, and recorded a few episodes with Baker, and then she got lost again tens of meters away.It just so happened that a foreign organization was anti-government, and Hu Mei, relying on her ethnic advantage and language barrier-free communication, succeeded in persuading the terrorists and rescued dozens of hostages.

Hu Mei was received and commended by the local government for her outstanding contribution to peace.As the ABC Daily, which has been tirelessly devoted to the black country for a long time, it is rare to have Hu Mei's deeds on the front page, saying that this girl from the country of China is a hero.There are still many public knowledge on the Internet that Chinese people have no quality when they go abroad, and they will dodge when they encounter problems. Foreign countries have a very bad impression of Chinese people.It never occurred to me that the foreign media praised Hu Mei so highly, and by the way, positively praised the humanitarian spirit of the Hua people, which severely slapped the public in the face.

Many domestic companies have taken a fancy to Hu Mei's popularity and want to cooperate with her.Zhang Dong also wanted to be close to the water, and Lu Qi helped to talk about it, and he might be able to win a good seedling.

"My cousin is not interested in the entertainment industry, but now she wants to travel around the world, and she won't be returning to China for the time being." Yesterday, Lu Qi received a call from Hu Mei again, saying that he made a mistake in connecting planes, and wanted to go to Europe and arrived in Australia, and now he is watching kangaroos .After hanging up the phone, Lu Qi couldn't help wondering whether Hu Mei could reach Europe smoothly in the remaining two weeks.

Hu Mei didn't want to enter the entertainment circle, and Zhang Dong didn't want to force her, so she just asked Lu Qi: "Do you have any good-looking relatives in your family? Cousin, cousin, cousin, are you okay?"

"No... I don't know if there is any." Lu Qi scratched his head and muttered to himself.Who knows if there will be some monsters that will suddenly appear in the future.

Zhang Dong curled his lips, a little speechless: "Your relatives, don't you know if there are any?"

Lu Qi pursed his lips and smiled, and explained to Zhang Dong: "My family has too many branches, I left home early, and I really don't know how many relatives I have."

"Okay, I see. By the way, has Ji Yu entered the national team yet?"

"I made a phone call a few days ago and said that I have entered. The team gave me a day off tonight and said that I will come back to elaborate."

"Well, then why are you still here? Go home and make some nutritious and energy-enhancing dishes for your cousin. Being an athlete is hard. If you don't have any grades, you have no money, and you have a lot of injuries..." Zhang Dong thought Looking at the survey on the living conditions of retired athletes that I just saw in the morning, I said to Lu Qi, "It is also a man to win glory for the country. You can buy something for your cousin if he is lacking, and the company will reimburse him at that time."

"Brother Dong, you are such a neat person." Lu Qi stood up from the sofa, put on his coat and walked briskly, "Can I be reimbursed for my food expenses today?"

Looking at Lu Qi like that, Zhang Dong couldn't help laughing, and waved his big hand to urge him to leave: "Report the report, report within four digits, and bear the excess..."

When Lu Qi went to the company, Jin Tian drove the car, first went home to pick up the ear mouse, and then went to the State Sports General Administration to pick up the crucian carp essence.As soon as the crucian carp got into the car, the ear mouse interacted with the little hand enthusiastically: "Hi, hello little crucian carp, my name is Lu Er, nice to meet you."

The ear mouse looks like a five or six-year-old child, but he is more than 300 years old, more than 100 years older than the crucian carp, and there is nothing wrong with calling a small crucian carp.The crucian carp nodded to the ear mouse, and obediently called brother.

"I'm finally not the youngest in the family." Earmouse sat on the back seat of the car, with a smile on his chubby little face, chatting with the crucian carp excitedly.One is two hundred years old and the other is around three hundred years old, both of them are very pure in mind, and the two quickly got together.

When passing by the farmer's market, Jin Tian asked the two children to wait in the car, and went to buy fresh shrimps and oysters according to Lu Qi's instructions.

As soon as the crucian carp spirit entered the room, when he saw Lu Qi, he walked up quickly, with an inexplicable aggrieved expression.Lu Qi was gnawing on a sweet and crisp apple, he was taken aback when he saw this, he took an apple from the fruit plate to the crucian carp, raised his eyebrows and said: "Want to eat an apple?"

Crucian carp essence took the apple and put it aside, not in the mood to eat it.He looked at Lu Qi from time to time, hesitant to speak.

"Just say what you want." Lu Qi picked up the apple that the crucian carp had put down, and ate it by himself, "You're welcome with me."

The crucian carp essence couldn't hold back any longer, so she immediately told her troubles——

The candidates for the Olympic Games have almost been determined, and the National Olympic Organizing Committee organizes all athletes to participate in drug tests.For athletes with outstanding performance, the national key training also focuses on testing.After all, compared to poor grades, a positive drug test is a great shame.

The crucian carp fine score can break the world record in usual training results, so it naturally attracts attention.Crucian carp essence didn't care about the drug test at first, but one day by chance, crucian carp essence passed by the rest room and heard several team members say that some athletes had a positive urine test because they ate pork containing clenbuterol.A few people were talking, and suddenly they said, now that fish are also sprinkled with medicine, will it be positive if they eat fish?

What they said later, the crucian carp essence couldn't listen at all.There is only one thought in his mind-whether the fish pond where he lives has been sprayed or not.If he spilled it, would he test positive and be suspended?

Crucian carp essence is thinking about this all the time now, feeling extremely uneasy, and no one can tell.It wasn't until he met Lu Qi that he expressed his worries and wanted to ask for help.

"What if I test positive for human poisoning? What if I get banned? What if I don't become a world champion?" Crucian carp chattered, fidgeting, and seemed really worried.

Lu Qi exchanged glances with Jin Tian, ​​and Jin Tian consciously took out his phone and called the original owner of the fish pond.After careful inquiry, I learned that the original owner only used lime water for disinfection, and had never tried anything else.

Crucian carp spirit felt relieved now, but thought of other people's words, he still asked: "Since the fish pond owner only sprinkles lime, why do some people say that all fishermen use hormones and messy medicine?"

"Once bitten by a snake, you will be afraid of well ropes for ten years." Lu Qi patted the crucian carp on the shoulder, stood up, and walked towards the kitchen, "Don't think too much, wait until I make you a top-quality spicy shrimp to eat. .”

Having been a photographer for a long time, Jin Tian has not only photographed food, but also Lu Qiren.Yan Zheng has a good figure and is especially good at cooking.Lu Qi like this attracted all kinds of bullet screen confessions from fans as soon as he showed his face.

Lu Qi smiled at the camera, and was busy cleaning the shrimp line first.After processing, wash the fresh shrimp and set aside to drain.Wash the dried peppers and cut them into thin rings, cut the coriander into sections, and chop the shallots, and the preparation is complete.

As soon as the oil in the pot was hot, Lu Qi put the dried chili into it and sautéed until fragrant. After the rich spicy smell wafted out, he put the shrimp in and fried it until it was cooked.Add salt, light soy sauce and stir-fry, sprinkle with coriander and chopped green onion and it's ready to serve.

Because it is fried shrimp, even the shrimp skin is spicy, fresh and spicy, refreshing to eat, and you can't stop eating it.While talking about delicious food, Earmouse was completely intoxicated in the world of spicy shrimp.

A top-quality spicy shrimp, the guests and the host enjoy themselves and feast on it.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, Lu Qi, who was so hungry that he couldn't sleep, got up and was about to empty the refrigerator, when he bumped into the ear mouse coming out of the bathroom holding the doorknob.When the four eyes met, the ear mouse suddenly felt a little embarrassed and said: "Cousin, can we have something light tomorrow? Recently, I eat spicy food all the time, and my ass is going to burn."