The days when you can only be full by becoming an internet celebrity

Because he didn't know the way, he lived in the deep mountains and old forests for thousands of years.This reason is really, really strong enough.

Hu Mei didn't look like she was lying, but Lu Qi still couldn't help asking: "The Demon Management Office will distribute supplies to you regularly, so can't you go out with the courier?"

Hu Mei sighed, with a look of helplessness on her face: "The jungle here is lush, and ordinary monsters can't find a way to come and go. Moreover, since the Three Kingdoms period, the Mole family has monopolized the material transportation industry in the demon world. They can come down from the bottom, but I can't." Way to leave."

Lu Qi ate while listening, and he had wiped out all the durian layer cakes on the plate.Seeing Hu Mei looking at him, Lu Qi clapped his hands, brushed off the powdered snacks in his hands, cleared his throat and said, "So your wish is to go outside, right?"

Hu Mei nodded, thinking of the ability of the person in front of her, she couldn't help holding a glimmer of hope: "Sir, can you take me out?"

"Of course." Lu Qi nodded naturally, took two steps and then turned around, "When shall we have lunch?"

"Are you hungry, sir?" As soon as Hu Mei said the words, she felt that she had asked nonsense.Also, sir, when are you not hungry?

The two returned to the living room, and Baker was holding a saber in his hand, in a defensive posture.Hu Mei put the tea set on the table, took out the tea leaves she roasted, and brought out the boiled mountain spring water.Good tea is paired with good water, and the originally curled tea leaves are brewed with hot water, and the branches stretch out instantly.The tea picked is spring, and the leaves are tipped, clear water and green tea, with a tangy aroma.

Hu Mei's tea art is excellent, the beauty makes tea in a smooth and smooth manner, which is pleasing to the eye.Baker was on guard and didn't drink the tea at first.Lu Qi smiled, reached out to take the teacup, put it on the tip of his nose to smell the aroma, took a sip of the tea and praised: "Good tea."

Baker was on the side, looking left and right, but he didn't find anything wrong with Hu Mei.Seeing that Lu Qi was drinking tea without incident, he thought to himself that he probably thought too much.He picked up the tea, imitating Lu Qi's appearance.It's just that when you are thirsty, you still drink it to quench your thirst.Baker drank several bowls of tea in a row, wiped his mouth and asked Lu Qi in a low voice, "When shall we leave?"

Lu Qi raised his eyebrows, looked at Hu Mei with a smile and said, "Leave after eating."

Due to the turmoil in the demon world and the shortage of supplies in the Monster Resource Bureau, Hu Mei has not received any living supplies for a while.It's just that she can't get out and has no way to complain, so she can only accept the status quo.Fortunately, she was alone and couldn't eat much, and she could survive the day with the leftover food.

Lu Qi originally planned that if Hu Mei went out, it would be a waste to leave food here without bringing anything, so he might as well help Hu Mei solve it.But when he followed Hu Mei to the warehouse where the grain was stored, the smile on Lu Qi's face dropped by three points. Such a small amount of grain was not enough for Baker to eat, let alone him.

Hu Mei felt a little embarrassed about the lack of food at home.She picked up the small bag of rice, thought about the things raised in the backyard, and hurriedly asked Lu Qi for advice: "Sir, I raised a chicken, which is only a few dozen years old, and the quality of the meat should be good. Would you like to taste it?"

Lu Qi snapped his fingers and nodded without hesitation: "Yes."

Why not eat something to eat?

Baker held the knife and was called out by Lu Qi to clean up the chicken.The chicken was brightly feathered and all beautiful.It's just that it's too big. If it didn't look like a chicken, it would look more like an ostrich.

Baker originally thought it would be troublesome to deal with this ostrich-like chicken, but the huge chicken kicked its legs in panic when it saw Lu Qi.Baker, who eats wild game all the year round, is familiar with poultry, but it took a little longer for this chicken to be big.

Hu Mei watched from the side, and helped Lu Qi get water and firewood: "I always think this reed chicken is very cute..."

"Well, it's very cute." Lu Qi took two onions, put them on the cutting board and shredded them, "Everything that tastes good is cute."

Baker shaved the chicken, gutted it, cleaned it, and cut it into pieces.Hu Mei's pot was still an old stove, firewood was lit under the big pot, and oil was poured into the pot.When the oil was seven minutes hot, Lu Qi picked up the chopped onions and sautéed them until fragrant. Put a few pieces in and fry until they changed color, then added water and boiled.

The firewood licked the bottom of the pot, and when the water boiled, Lu Qi added salt, monosodium glutamate, sauce, and tomato sauce, and when it was out of the pot, he sprinkled coriander into it for seasoning.

When the chicken nuggets in the stone pot were stewed in the pot, Lu Qi cut the chicken in advance into strips and marinated with salt and cooking wine.When the chicken in the pot was almost cooked, Lu Qi wrapped the marinated chicken in flour and sprinkled sugar, put it in another pot and fried it until golden brown, drained the oil, and the stone pot chicken was ready.

The stuffy rice in the big pot has a natural firewood fragrance, and the grains are crystal clear.Hu Mei took out the bowls and chopsticks, and served stone pot chicken in two super large porcelain bowls. The three of them got together and began to enjoy lunch.

If it is an ordinary chicken, let alone a few decades, the chicken will be old and dry after a few years, and it will not be chewable at all.But this chicken that grows in the forest is different. When made into a stone pot chicken, the meat is fragrant and the bone is soft, which is a hundred times more delicious than the cooked chicken on the market.The fried chicken cutlet is fragrant but not greasy, and it goes well with rice.

Baker has never been able to eat Chinese food. After all, there are many Chinese restaurants abroad, and good Chinese food can make the effect of dark cuisine.But the chicken made by Lu Qi is different, it is so delicious that one could sell one's soul.

It is the philosophy of Chinese people to eat without talking and sleep without talking. The three of them ate meat with their heads down.Hu Mei was enjoying her meal, she suddenly put down her chopsticks and looked at Lu Qi: "Sir, did you hear any noise outside?"

Lu Qi turned his ear, and heard someone push the door and walk in. The empty courtyard echoed the other party's unhurried steps.Hu Mei got up and hurried out. After a brief exclamation, Hu Mei asked, "Who are you?"

Lu Qi was so familiar with that person, even if he heard footsteps, Lu Qi knew that it was him.Afraid of any misunderstanding between the two, Lu Qi got up and went out, wanting to say hello to Jin Tian.Baker was not in the mood to eat, so he picked up his miniature video camera and rushed out.

Just as soon as he went out, Baker was completely dumbfounded——

In the small garden, on the stone path, stood a handsome man.He was tall and straight, with an outstanding temperament. The sun shining behind him made his whole aura more public. Although the backlight could not see his face clearly, Beck was inexplicably certain that this was a man as powerful as in myths and legends.

In normal times, Baker might go up and talk to him.But now, Baker stood where he was, without moving for a long time.The male god was holding a fox in his hand, his hair was white and shiny, with a small face, wet eyes, and a fluffy body, he looked very beautiful.But now Baker has no intention of appreciating the cuteness, the fox is still wearing a wide skirt.Baker recognized it at a glance, it was Hu Mei's clothes.

Deep mountains and old forests, houses that suddenly appeared, mysterious Chinese women...

Baker went through the experience of this day in his mind, and quickly reacted.Looking at the fox again, his expression became complicated: "You are, the legendary fox monster..." Baker was hit on the back of the neck before he finished speaking, and fell limply to the ground.

Lu Qi rubbed his palms, looking at Baker with apologetic eyes, knowing that he couldn't hear him, he corrected him solemnly: "It's a vixen, not a vixen." Staring at Hu Mei, who had short legs, she couldn't help but said, "Let go of him, you can legally become a genius."

Hearing this, Jin Tian apologized to Hu Mei, bent down and put her on the ground.As soon as Hu Mei landed on the ground, she instantly turned into a human form, supporting the skirt again.She looked at Lu Qi and then at Jin Tian, ​​said in a low voice that it's okay, and then stepped aside.

"If you haven't eaten, come in and have something together." It was Lu Qi who broke the silence in the courtyard, and Jin Tian followed kindly, nodded to Hu Mei, and followed Lu Qi into the room.

Hu Mei didn't know Jin Tian, ​​but the aura on Jin Tian's body was too strong, even if she looked at him from a distance, her legs would feel weak.She moved slowly, and when she passed Baker, she bent down to pick him up. A small man of 1.6 meters is carrying a man who is 1.8 meters tall, just like playing.

Baker was placed on the bed, and Hu Mei stood at the dining table and dared not speak.However, Lu Qi was busy complaining to Jin Tian about how bad the snake he caught yesterday was, and how delicious the chicken he made himself was.

Jin Tian nodded while listening, without interrupting him.Lu Qi talked for a long time before he remembered that there was a Baker who was knocked out by him beside him.The monsters are found by humans, no matter what, they need to block the mouths of humans.

Hu Mei, who has been trying to hypnotize her non-existence, said weakly when she heard this: "I can make him forget everything today, and only let him remember what he should remember."

The fox charms people, disturbing the mind and fascinating the mind.

Since someone is willing to take over this trouble, Lu Qi naturally has no reason not to agree.When the two were busy eating, Hu Mei woke up Baker.A pair of watery eyes fixed on his eyes, his lips moved, and he said a few words.Baker nodded and fell asleep again.

When Hu Mei was packing her luggage, Lu Qi asked Jin Tian, ​​"Why are you here?"

Jin Tian's face was calm, and he just said: "Weibo is full of news about the disappearance of you and Baker. A lot of people are gathering outside, ready to go into the jungle to find you. I just finished work and have nothing to do. , I came here to have a look."

After all, it is a deep mountain and old forest. Although there are no monsters that cannibalize people in the legend, there are many snakes, insects, rats and ants, and there is no signal at all.I don't know how these trees grow, stepping into it is like entering a maze.Not to mention that Hu Mei couldn't find a way out, even Lu Qi himself might not be able to get out easily.

If a bunch of people come in and get lost, it will be troublesome.Thinking about it, Lu Qi urged Hu Mei to leave quickly, but when he got out of the temple gate, his sight was blocked by trees, and it was really difficult to cross it.

Just as Lu Qi frowned and thought of a solution, Jin Tian whistled and summoned a flood dragon.

Trees on land are like a labyrinth, but in the sky, this problem does not exist at all.When Jiaolong was flying into the sky, Lu Qi couldn't help but glanced at Hu Mei. The other party had a complicated expression, annoyed, and a little self-deprecating: "I never thought of something that could be solved by flying into the sky. I have tossed thousands of things on the ground for nothing. Year."

Lu Qi thought about it, and decided to comfort her: "Don't be upset, with your sense of direction, even if you go to the sky, you probably won't be able to find your way."

Hu Mei: ...

After "comforting" Hu Mei, Lu Qi asked Jin Tian again: "You can just change into your original form, why do you need to call Jiaolong again?"

If he turns into his original form and rides for them at every turn, his godhead will be thrown into the dust.Jin Tian tugged on his bow tie, hooked his lips into a smile, and said nothing.

Looking at Jin Tian's formal attire, Lu Qi suddenly remembered Jin Tian's itinerary.If I remember correctly, Jintian should be filming commercials abroad.They came so fast, it was obvious that they rushed over as soon as the shooting was over.The south and the north are in the opposite direction, and they are hundreds of thousands of miles away. How could it be that he said to stop by to have a look.

Lu Qi took a deep look at Jin Tian, ​​and suddenly laughed: "So you are worried about me."