The days when you can only be full by becoming an internet celebrity

Like the human world, the demon world also has the saying of Chinese New Year.

It's just that the festival of Spring Festival is no different from legal holidays and weekends for monsters.What puts emotion on festivals is what humans like to do.But even so, it is quite happy to be able to take a vacation on this day.

Earmouse begged the leader of the Demon Management Office early on, wanting to meet and talk to Lu Qi.With this appearance, I saw many acquaintances.Seeing Lu Qi, Earmouse's dimples were exposed, still looking like a child.In front of Qi Xiuqi, it was inconvenient for Lu Qi to just say it, but seeing the ear mouse's intact ears, Lu Qi couldn't help asking: "Cousin, have your ears grown?"

Earmouse grinned and nodded, cupped his face and said with a smile: "It will grow up as soon as I go back to my hometown, cousin, don't you think I don't have it?"

"Guess." Lu Qi said with a smile on his face.Next to him, Qi Xiuqi was eating dumplings, tilted his head to reveal his face, and waved his hands at the ear mouse in the video, "Little ear, do you remember me?"

There was obvious surprise on the ear mouse's face, and he nodded vigorously: "Brother Xiuqi, happy new year!"

"Happy New Year!" Qi Xiuqi replied with a smile, seeing Lu Qi and the crucian carp spirit, he couldn't help asking Lu Qi, "Is your hometown far away? My little cousin should be on summer vacation now, why don't you let him come to live in Dongcheng for two months?" sky?"

A room full of brothers, all from the same place.Of course, Lu can't say that the demon world is far away, but that the ear mouse has a lot of schoolwork.The ear mouse at the other end of the video, cooperating with posting the "three-year college entrance examination, five-year simulation" on the table, looked distressed, and repeatedly told Lu Qi that he can go to him again after he has reviewed and passed the exam.

Lu Qi said cheers twice, then hung up the video.Qi Xiuqi was a little puzzled, frowned and said: "If I remember correctly, Little Ear is only four or five years old. For such a young child, the desk is full of tutorial books, and even the college entrance examination has begun to read. It's too harsh for a child..."

"It's not harsh at all!" The crucian carp spirit on the side couldn't help complaining, "When I became a regular, I didn't just watch it for three to five years. I even learned your human calculus, equations, and so on. Learned After it was over, the other side came to inform, saying that the course was miscommunicated, we people are much more miserable than human beings..."

You humans?

Qi Xiuqi listened to the crucian carp talking, nodded to show that he was listening, and thought carefully about what was wrong.Seeing this, Jin Tian hurriedly took over the words: "The children in our place go to school early, and the competition is also great. Parents all hope that their children will become successful, so they should learn ahead of time."

Qi Xiuqi understands different educational methods in different regions.It's just that advanced education doesn't mean it's a good thing. Qi Xiuqi asked Lu Qi while thinking, "Which province is your hometown in? I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that a province with a large college entrance examination is not so exaggerated."

Lu Qi laughed and winked at everyone.Jin Tian picked up the crucian carp with his serving chopsticks, Xuan Wu added dumplings to Qi Xiuqi, and the crucian carp poured red wine, and said to Qi Xiuqi, "Cheers to our friendship!"

Several boys, with thick voices, had a lively night.After Qi Xiuqi was disturbed by them, he forgot to ask where Lu Qi's hometown was.After eating the New Year’s Eve dinner and watching the Spring Festival Gala, where the comments were more exciting than the show itself, it was past one o’clock in the morning.The fireworks are brilliant outside, and the beautiful fireworks can be seen from a long distance.And the public officials who are always thinking about protecting the environment have had an eye addiction standing by the window.

"Hey, Brother Qi, is this a red envelope?" Lu Qi took the red envelope that Qi Xiuqi gave him, and looked it over and over again.

Qi Xiuqi was generous, and he had one person. Even the crucian carp spirit who had just arrived a few days ago got a big red envelope: "Picture auspicious Chinese New Year, happy new year."

Lu Qizheng nodded emphatically, and said that after a while, he also ran to wrap a red envelope for Qi Xiuqi: "Since it is a great luck, then everyone should have a share, hahaha..."

Lu Qi was still smiling at first, but when he caught sight of the crucian carp, he gave Xuan Wu a wink and told him to get Qi Xiuqi away quickly.He took a big step to the left, pulled the blanket off the sofa and threw it over the crucian carp spirit.

It's not too long since I became a fine person, and it's my first time drinking alcohol.At first, the crucian carp essence had no other problems except blushing, but when the stamina of the red wine picked up, the crucian carp essence couldn't hold it at all, and ran to sleep on the sofa.It's fine if it's just sleeping, the key is that the crucian carp essence lost control due to the effect of alcohol.The upper body is still humanoid, while the lower body has become a crucian carp tail.

When Qi Xiuqi was leaving, he turned his head inadvertently, and vaguely saw the tail of a fish on the sofa flashing by.When he looked again, he only saw Lu Qi standing in front of the sofa smiling and saying goodbye to him.It should be because he was drunk and his mind is not sober, so he must have misread it.Qi Xiuqi shook his head, said goodbye to Lu Qi, and went back to his villa with Xuanwu.

After sending Qi Xiuqi away, Lu Qi breathed a sigh of relief and leaned over to push the crucian carp essence.The crucian carp turned over and fell to the ground, twisting its body to find a comfortable position, showing no sign of waking up.

Lu Qi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he simply left him alone.Together with Jin Tian, ​​they packed up the tableware.

"It's another year of not getting enough to eat." Lu Qi sighed while taking Jin Tianshua's bowl to dry.

Jin Tian turned on the faucet to rinse the foam off the tableware, with a calm expression on his face.Seeing that he was silent, Lu Qi wanted to say something to him: "What's your New Year's wish?"

Jin Tian didn't answer but instead asked, "What's your New Year's resolution?"

Without any hesitation, Lu Qi said loudly: "My New Year's wish is to eat and eat without pressure, eat and eat anytime and anywhere, and always have money to eat and eat!" After saying this, Lu Qi raised his elbow Tweeting Jin Tian, ​​"I'm done talking, come and listen to me too! Wait a minute, let me guess, you like to be admired so much, um... the wish should be to become a superstar, or an internationally renowned artist? "

Jin Tian cleaned the goblet, picked up an absorbent cloth on one side and wiped it carefully, pursed his mouth and said nothing.Just when Lu Qi had given up asking and turned to leave, Jin Tian suddenly said, "My wish is very simple, to help you realize your wish."

Lu Qi turned around in surprise, and pressed Jin Tian in a daze, not knowing what he meant by saying this: "Help me realize my wish? But I only have one wish..."

Jin Tian wiped his hands after tidying up, and looked at Lu Qi quietly with clear eyes.He shrugged and said, "My wish is to let you eat and eat. The human world is boring sometimes. I would rather watch you eat to pass the time." Come over with the new year's goods, let's go and see if there is any need to store in the refrigerator."

"Yes, yes, I would have forgotten if you didn't tell me. But the leader is so stingy, so he probably wouldn't give out any expensive New Year's goods. When it comes to New Year's goods, I am speechless. Last year, the mooncakes left over from the previous year were sent to me. The unfinished rice dumplings from the year before last..."

The profile of Jin Tian's face was the face of Lu Qi righteously complaining about the leader.It's obviously all trivial things, but when it comes out of Lu Qi's mouth, it becomes quite interesting.Probably because he drank too much alcohol, he was interested in such a boring thing.

Jin Tian shook his head helplessly, but there was a smile on the corner of his mouth that he didn't even notice...

"What did you say? Say it again." Lu Qi straightened up from the sofa, because he was so surprised that he forgot to eat the pecans he peeled in his hand.

Crucian carp sat on the other side of the sofa, responded politely, and repeated his wish: "I want to be remembered by human beings and become a shining existence. I don't have much talent and I can't be a star. I don't eat much. I don’t know how to interact, and I don’t think about anchors or anything. I thought about being a hero on the street in the past, but now in a society ruled by law, the possibility of making headlines by doing good deeds is too small. After thinking about it, I found that I have been All I do, other than live, is to swim..."

"I think athletes can also go to the Spring Festival Gala..."

"I didn't want to go to the Spring Festival Gala, I just suddenly thought, if I go to the swimming competition and become the champion to win glory for the country, I should be remembered and liked by many people..."

Coincidentally, the New Year happens to be the year of the Olympic Games.

However, for a competition of this size like the Olympics, candidates are selected several years in advance, screened layer by layer, and reported level by level, and the list is basically finalized early.Crucian carp essence now says that he wants to participate in the Olympics, which is simply a fantasy.

"No, it's impossible..." Lu Qi was about to say no, when Jin Tian beside him said, "I have a friend who might be able to help..."

When Bai Hu was invited to the door, Lu Qi was roasting a leg of lamb.

He marinated the leg of lamb with salt and cooking wine, two at a time.Wash the green onions and cut them into chopped green onions.After the leg of lamb is marinated, sprinkle with salt, monosodium glutamate, and cumin powder, and put it in the oven for a set time.

When the leg of lamb came out of the oven, Lu Qi came to the living room, shook hands with Bai Hu and said hello.

"To tell you the truth, the roster for this Olympic Games is almost done. It's really unrealistic to stuff people into it..."

The white tiger has been in the human world for a long time, and at first he became a sprinter in order to make a living.Relying on his own explosive power and strong physical advantages, he became the first Asian to win the 100m and 200m world championships and the world record holder.

For as many years as the white tiger has been running, Huaguo has monopolized the sprint gold medal for so many years.If it weren't for the fear of not retiring for a long time to cause suspicion, the white tiger could still run for hundreds or thousands of years.Baihu, who got off the track, went round and round to join the National Olympic Organizing Committee, and later transferred to the State General Administration of Sports.It's just that the Olympic Games is a big event after all, and it's not up to him alone. It doesn't need to be said by him, Lu Qi also knows it.

Several people talked and probably understood the situation.Although the crucian carp spirit was lost, it didn't show much on his face.

As soon as you speak, the leg of lamb in the oven is cooked.Lu Qi took out the roasted golden roast leg of lamb, sprinkled some cumin on it, and then brushed it with Lu's special chili sauce.Roasted lamb shanks of golden color are brushed with red chilli sauce and sprinkled with green onions.The leg of lamb is torn open, the shredded meat is connected, the smell of the meat is mixed with the fragrance of the seasoning, and the entrance is quite exciting.

Bai Hu almost burst into tears when he ate the roast leg of lamb made by Lu Qi.As a carnivorous animal, following humans in the human world, eating more grass than meat after large and small banquets.And the state department is under a lot of pressure. Baihu is so busy every day that he wants to quit the job countless times, and return to the runway for decades at the age of "50 years old".

After leaving Lu Qi's house, Bai Hu held Lu Qi's hand tightly to thank him for the hospitality.Nodding to Jin Tian, ​​he patted the crucian carp on the shoulder again: "Young man, I appreciate your sportsmanship. If you can, please wait patiently. When I have a chance, I will definitely recommend you..."

Bai Hu's "chance" was taken as a polite way, and no one took it to heart.But just when Lu Qi and the crucian carp were planning to change the direction of their efforts, Bai Hu suddenly called: "Now there is a chance, let the crucian carp hurry up and come here!"