The days when you can only be full by becoming an internet celebrity

At 03:30 in the morning, the ear mouse fell asleep on Lu Qi's lap.

The earmouse that had disappeared had turned into a child, with tears still streaming down its face.Because I like a human friend very much, I want to cook myself for my friend.Because I didn't know how to cook it, I approached Lu Qi.

It's obviously an uncivilized mouse spirit, but it pretends to be an adult to talk about cooperation terms.

"Sir, I know you like food the most. Please cook me into a dish, give half to Xiaobao, and keep the half for you. This deal is so good, why won't you do it?"

Look, what a silly earmouse.He didn't even think that even if he could really use his meat to detoxify, he just needed to cut a piece of meat from his body, and he didn't need to lose his life at all.When Earmouse was crying, Lu Qi didn't say anything, just sat on the side, and handed him a piece of paper.

After all, she is a little fairy, and she is tired from crying.Lu Qi shook his head, drank the milk in his hand, put the ear mouse on the sofa, pulled a towel to cover him, and walked into the room by himself.

At the end of the day, Lu Qi took the ear mouse out of the house.The two took a car to the city center, passed through People's Square, and turned into a small shop on the street.Compared with the surrounding downtown, this small shop is unremarkable, and there are no customers inside.Lu Qi asked Ershu to sit down, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Brother Xuanwu, come out to pick up the guests!"

Before the words were finished, the curtain leading to the kitchen was lifted, and a person walked out of it.He is only 25 or [-] years old, with a cropped head, a tough face, wearing a gray-green coat, with a serious face: "I have no food in my house." When he was speaking, his eyes swept over Lu Qi and landed on the ear mouse, It didn't stay for more than two seconds, but the Earmouse was still terrified.

Lu Qi walked forward with a haha, put his arms around Xuanwu's neck, and said with a smile: "Brother Xuanwu, do you think I am the kind of person who has nothing to eat? Let me tell you, brother recently discovered a good job If you want, I can take you with me, and then I will broadcast live to eat, and you will live broadcast to become samadhi... tsk tsk..."

"After you pass the probationary period and become a regular," Xuanwu rolled his eyes at Lu Qi, curled his lips and said, "I've known you for tens of thousands of years, and I haven't seen you work for more than two months."

"Hey, old Xuan, why are you bringing this up all of a sudden?" Lu Qi raised his eyebrows, changed the subject in embarrassment, and pointed to the ear mouse and introduced, "This little ear mouse asked me to express his desire to be eaten ...Don't look at me with that kind of eyes! A law-abiding national official like me will certainly not know the law and break the law. It's just that the little eared mouse is too sincere. I'll take him to Brother Xuanwu to see if there is any way to help he."

Lu Qi roughly recounted the story of Earmouse and his human friends. Xuanwu listened, and there was no change on his face, but suddenly took out five yuan from his pocket, and ordered Earmouse to fetch a bottle of soy sauce and come back.Lu Qi still said on the sidelines: "What age is this? You still go to make soy sauce to eat. I heard that it's all mixed with water. It's not as convenient as bottled."

Xuanwu pulled the apron from the hanger and hung it on his body, and said sullenly: "That smells different. Tell me, why did the eared mouse come to me?"

Lu Qi spread his hands, and said in a serious manner: "Just now you also saw that the ear mouse looks like a goblin. I think something is wrong. The feelings of the few monsters I met recently are too rich. I wonder where it is. Something went wrong."

"Then did you ask your boss?"

Lu Qi slapped the table and sat down, rather helplessly said: "I also want to ask! But the leader may not know that I have a new job, so they don't answer my calls, probably because they are afraid that I will ask for a salary increase or something."

This kind of thing...

Don't say it, the leader can really do it.

Xuanwu picked up the old-fashioned desk phone placed on the counter, and dialed the office number of the Demon Management Office.The phone rang three times, and someone said on the other end: "Hey, Xiaoxuan, what can I do for you?"

"Leader, it's the glutton who is looking for you, not me." After Xuan Wu said this, he completely ignored the "just say I'm not here" on the other side of the receiver, and handed the microphone to Lu Qi.

Lu Qi thanked Xuanwu, and without any nonsense, he repeated the situation of the ear mouse to the other side, and then asked: "Leader, I think the state of this ear mouse spirit is very wrong. It is said that the monster is It should be more straightforward. Why is there no self in this kid's life, and everyone else?"

Then the person was silent for a moment, and his attitude became rare and serious: "Little Lu, there is something that I haven't had time to tell you. The day Lao Feng went crazy, he shattered the archives and the immigration management office of the demon world. This monster came in and out as soon as he came in. There is a problem... Of course it is not a serious problem. It is nothing more than that some monsters have bonds with the human world. , can’t return to the demon world on time, then they will disappear.”

It's all going to disappear, isn't it a big deal? !

Lu Qi couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and heard the other side continue to say: "So Xiao Lu, if you encounter such monsters, do good deeds and help them realize their wishes, release their bonds and send them back."

"Is there a salary increase?"

"Xiao Lu, I didn't mean you. You can't be too materialistic to be a monster. Talking about money hurts your feelings. As for you, just work part-time first, and I will calculate the commission for you, and record a single sum. I will send Dabai over in a few days Take over this matter, will it work?" Before Lu Qi could speak, the leader made a decision, indicating that this matter was settled.

Lu Qi put down the receiver, and asked with some distress how to solve the bondage of the Xuanwu ear mouse.Xuanwu took out a dustpan with leeks, and called Lu Qi to choose vegetables, and said while choosing: "It's very simple, either stew him for human to eat as he wished, or wait for that human to die. When the human is gone, the bondage will be gone. "

When Xuanwu was speaking, Earmouse had just returned from making soy sauce.He struggled to arrange a huge soy sauce bottle, and handed the remaining [-] cents to Xuanwu, saying it was change from the shopkeeper.Earmouse wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked up innocently at Xuanwu: "Mr. Xuanwu, what did you just say?"

"Xuanwu said that he is going out to fight and dance with humans at night, and I want to ask you if you want to go." Lu Qi looked at the fat and white face of the ear mouse, and couldn't help pinching it twice.

"Is it really possible?" Ear Mouse clasped his hands together, looked at Xuan Wu with admiration, and hopeful eyes.After all, Xuanwu didn't reject the ear mouse, and muffledly agreed.

Seeing that the sky was getting dark, there were no customers in Xuanwu's shop.Lu Qi called and ordered a courier in the same city, and said that he would borrow the Xuanwu shop and treat them to a big grilled eel tonight.

Intra-city express delivery pays attention to speed and freshness.Lu Qi ordered eels that had just been salvaged, because he ordered a lot, and the store had already helped remove the scales and internal organs.Fresh eel should not be left for too long, otherwise it will lose its tenderness.Lu Qi moved the chair, and asked Earmouse to stand on the chair with his mobile phone, and filmed his fish-making process.

Lu Qi washed his hands, washed the eel, cut it into pieces, poured cooking wine and soy sauce into it to marinate.I washed a few cherry tomatoes and put them aside, ate two by myself and fed one to the ear mouse.After the oil pan was heated up, Lu Qi put the eel in and fried it slowly. When the color of the eel changed, he added salt and broth to collect the juice.

"Gudu, Gudu", the broth rolled over, over the eel, and penetrated into the meat.The original eel is slowly covered with thick soup, the color is ruddy, and the meat feels springy.Seeing that the soup had thickened, Lu Qi lifted the lid of the pot, and put the prepared green onion and cherry tomatoes into it to season.Before it came out of the pot, some sesame oil was added, and the ear mouse could not stop swallowing when it smelled it.

Because Lu Qi said in advance that today's camera is his cousin, so when he heard the undisguised "grunt" sound of the child's stomach, many fans burst out laughing.Tapping the keyboard, he said that he could feel the desire and calling of his little cousin through the screen.Lu Qi held a huge plate, allowing fans to experience the visual impact of the grilled eel at close range, and then asked Earmouse: "Tell my cousin, do you want to eat it?"

Earmouse didn't put on a show, and answered honestly: "I really want to eat it!"

"Let's go." Lu Qi was holding a plate in front, and the ear mouse lightly jumped off the chair, trotted behind Lu Qi, and happily sat down at the dining table.Lu Qi filled the rice and came out, just bumped into Xuan Wu who brought leeks in and said that he would cook a side dish for them.

Ear Mouse sat on the chair in good order, eagerly looking forward to Xuan Wu's coming out so that they could have dinner together.There was a sound of ping-ping-pong-pong in the kitchen, Earmouse pricked up his ears, and couldn't help asking Lu Qi: "Mr. Xuan is the manager of this restaurant, isn't his cooking delicious?"

Lu Qi's face was a little weird, and he smiled meaningfully: "After he finishes, you will know after a taste."

When Xuanwu came out with the pitch-black pot, Earmouse's hair stood on end, and he exclaimed, "Sir, what kind of food did you cook?"

Xuanwu put the "vegetables" on the dining table, took off his apron and sat down with a calm face, and introduced without changing his face: "Scrambled eggs with leeks."

The live broadcast was on all the time, and when they saw a pair of beautiful hands paired with a plate of dark things, netizens slapped the table and laughed wildly, saying that this is the legendary dark cuisine, and what they made before was weak.

Lu Qi was content to eat his big grilled eel, and he didn't touch the plate of blackened chive scrambled eggs——

Earmouse is still too young, and Xuanwu's store has not had any customers for a day.One can imagine how "famous" his cooking skills are.

After dinner, Xuanwu fulfilled his promise and took the ear mouse out to fight and dance with humans.When he saw the group of old men and old ladies gathered in the square, Earmouse felt a little dumbfounded——

What about the fight dance?It can't be, you want to duel with a group of old people?