The days when you can only be full by becoming an internet celebrity
Chapter 58 This Is My Cousin
General Gao Tian was originally an evil demon who lived in Huaiqing, and used to swallow anyone he saw.
Ever since the demon world perfected the human protection law, monsters have always had to eat people for no reason.Although he didn't pursue the past, how could an evil monster like Gao Tian abide by the law.Even though there are law enforcement officers to maintain peace in the human world, Gao Tian still took advantage of the chaos and ate many people, becoming a well-known wanted criminal on the most wanted list in the demon world.
Gao Tian, who has not obtained a legal certificate, naturally cannot transform into a human form casually like other monsters, nor can he freely enter and exit the human world.An evil monster with no sense of existence actually does little damage to people, because humans can't even perceive his existence.
Only when human beings see his existence, General Gao Tian can turn into a physical body to hurt human beings.On this day, he fled to Nanhai City, and accidentally met a human being who could see his existence.As he appeared more and more times, his sense of presence became stronger and stronger.
eat him, eat him...
This is the only voice in Gao Tian's underwear.He wants to eat humans, but he doesn't dare to show it too much, for fear of attracting troublesome law enforcement officers.Gao Tian lurks outside Li Yu's school gate every day, but that kid is very naughty, and he doesn't go out of the campus many times. After finally waiting for the right time, how could Gao Tian miss it.
After thousands of calculations, seeing that someone was about to fall into his mouth, he didn't expect that Linmen still fell down.
Gao Tian recognized the white and clean Taotie in front of him. He was obviously a much more famous beast than himself, so why couldn't he think about joining some law enforcement organization.
"Mr. Taotie, this human being is the best, and the flesh and blood are extremely fragrant and delicious. Everyone is a monster, why don't you enjoy it with me?" Gao Tian knelt on the ground, trying to persuade Lu Qi, "Clean and smooth The skin and flesh are all yours, I just need to eat some internal organs..."
Wutongshen was on the side, the more he listened, the more angry he became, his red eyes seemed to bleed at any time, without even thinking about it, he just kicked hard when he went up.Monsters are different from human beings, but his kick is unclear.Because of Lu Qi's presence, Gao Tian didn't dare to act rashly, so he could only dodge and scream at the same time: "Sir, I want to accuse him of innocently harming the safety of the demon body, all present are witnesses..."
Lu Qi gave Wutongshen a hand, and walked forward by himself, completely ignoring Gao Tian's words: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm asking if you have a license to become a master."
Gao Tian avoided and avoided his eyes, how could Lu Qi not understand.He directly took out a pen and paper, and wrote while talking: "General Gao Tian, the monster beast, well, you came up with this name yourself... Undocumented attempt to become a prodigy, with the intention of harming others, according to Article 320 of the Behavior Law of the Demon Realm, You need to be imprisoned in the Demon Realm Detention Center for punishment. But considering that you do not have a license to become a spirit..."
When Lu Qi said this, he took a deep look at Gao Tian, trembling at the sight of such an evil monster as Gao Tian.Lu Qi did take a look at Gao Tian's body structure as if nothing had happened, and even reached out to test the flesh quality.Although the four heads are ugly, they are all the same in the pot.
Perhaps Lu Qi's eyes were too straightforward, almost saying that I want to eat you.Gao Tian, who knows a lot about Taotie, almost peed in fright, and collapsed on the ground, suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly said: "Sir, sir, I want to be frank and lenient. Since the Warring States period, I have eaten at least a few There are hundreds of people. Knowing that the "Human Protection Law" has been issued in the demon world, but I still turn a deaf ear to it, knowingly committing crimes, killing and cannibalizing people. Sir, for a monster like me who behaves badly, I should go back to the demon world to accept severe punishment!"
This is a bit troublesome.Lu Qi licked his lips. Seeing that the food in his hand was suddenly labeled as inedible, he naturally felt uncomfortable.Just when Lu Qi was vacillating, Gao Tian added another fire: "Sir, if I can squeeze into the top [-] most wanted list in the demon world, send me back, and those bounties will be all yours Law enforcement!"
While Lu Qi was still hesitating, Jin Tian had already stepped forward, picked up the trembling one, and said to Lu Qi: "This low-level monster has a bad taste, next time I will catch you a good one."
It's really not suitable for major fugitives to eat.Lu Qi had no choice but to nod, turned his head and waved at Wutongshen, saying that he would send the suspect back to the Demon Realm for sentencing.When leaving, Lu Qi glanced at Li Yu who had been standing there all the time. It's hard for humans to know about the demon world.
"I'll leave it to you." Lu Qi patted Wutongshen on the shoulder, followed Jin Tian, and dragged Gao Tian away.Both of them didn't pay much attention to Gao Tian, and even tied them up lazily, as if they didn't consider the possibility of the other party's escape at all.Even so, Gao Tian still drooped his head and obediently followed behind them with a disheveled face.Good guy, Qinglong and Taotie are both here, you can trample yourself to death with just a paw.
Wutongshen stood with his back to Li Yu for a long time, and the other party also stood there dumbfounded, without making a sound for a long time.How to erase human memory, if you do it to the back of the head, if it is gentle and decent, it will forget recent events according to the standard of concussion, if it is cruel, it will directly lead to a missing person case.
Most monsters adopted the first method, but Wutongshen couldn't do anything to Li Yu no matter what.Even if he knew that there would be no other influence and asked him to beat Li Yu, he still couldn't do it.
"Just treat what happened today as a dream." Wutongshen left these words and walked away.I thought that even if it was impossible for Li Yu to fall in love with him, at least he could spend more time with him and have good memories.But now, seeing his hideous appearance, let alone liking it, it might still be his nightmare.
The more Wutongshen thought about it, the more sad he became. He thought it was better to go to the sea to lie down and be quiet until the end of his life.But just as he was about to take the second step, someone grabbed his hand.Wutongshen turned around in surprise, his eyes fell on Li Yu's hand holding him, and his expression was complicated: "You...are you not afraid of me?"
Just when Wutongshen wondered if he was dreaming, Li Yu gave him an affirmative answer: "Not afraid."
"But me, my main body looks like this ghost."
"Ah."
"I'm still a monster..."
"Well, I know." Li Yu looked into Wutongshen's eyes, those eyes were also scarlet like the monster version he had seen before, but Li Yu didn't feel scary, he held Wutongshen's hand, and suddenly laughed Get up, "I know you are a monster, but I also know that you are Wu Tong. Although the appearance is a little different, there is always me reflected in your eyes..."
The originally inflated figure slowly shrunk, and the fair and shy boy changed back.No one threatened Li Yu, and Wutongshen was still the somewhat sensitive boy. He looked at the hands they held and burst into tears for some reason.Thinking that I have only been in the human world for two days, I simply broke the jar, closed my eyes and said hard: "Do you know, I like you very much! I really like you, I want to be with you forever, I want you to be mine……"
I have all kinds of unbearable thoughts and unspeakable secrets.I don't just want to be a friend, I want to own you completely, I want to occupy every part of your body - you don't even know that I have such vulgar thoughts.
Wutongshen was still babbling, when a soft kiss suddenly fell on his lips.Wutongshen was dumbfounded for a moment, raised his hand to touch his lips, and looked at Li Yu in shock.
The other party was amused by his appearance, raised his hand to rub his fine and soft hair, pulled him into his arms, and whispered softly in his ear: "I know everything..."
I know your carefulness, your little joys, and all your likes——
It's probably because your love is too blatant, everyone can see it.
"Actually, I like you too, for no reason." Li Yu rested his chin on Wutongshen's head, the corners of his lips raised, "I have a special constitution, and I can always see things that others can't see. I was afraid that you would dislike me, so better……"
When Lu Qi received the call from Wutongshen, the ribs in his hand fell back into the basin in shock: "What, are you together? Oh, it's nothing, it just feels so sudden. Of course I wish you well. Well, I I made ribs, do you want to come over to have dinner together as a celebration? Okay, I'll wait for you."
Lu Qi hung up the phone and looked back at Jin Tian: "They are together!"
"Ah."
"Hey, I said, Xiao Wu is with that human being!"
"I just heard what you said," Jin Tian put the peeled taro into the vegetable sink, and urged Lu Qi to wash the ribs quickly.
"Oh," Lu Qi came back to his senses, washed the pork ribs and put them aside, then took the red peppers, green onions, and onions, washed them, and chopped them into fine pieces.Before starting the live broadcast, Lu Qi stopped again and muttered to himself: "How can two men have feelings, I still don't understand."
"It's a big deal if you understand it." Jin Tian pressed the live button and smiled at the camera, "Today's photographer is still me."
After the live broadcast started, some things were naturally to be skipped. Lu Qi smiled at the camera, and then started the live broadcast to cook.It was still the second-hand electric frying pan, still in the hotel, Lu Qi was wearing an apron he bought temporarily, and there was a cartoon cat printed on it, which was indescribably cute.
When the oil in the pot was seven to eight minutes hot, Lu Qi threw the onion and red pepper into it to saute until fragrant, then put the taro and pork ribs in and sautéed, then added water, light soy sauce, dark soy sauce, and soup to simmer.When the water in the pot was almost boiled, Lu Qi sprinkled chopped green onions and started the pot.
The pork ribs are dyed red with soy sauce, which is bright and attractive, so when a pot is placed there, it will make people feel empty in their stomachs.
The remaining sweet taro peeled off, Lu Qi took it and made a cross-shaped knife with a knife, and took a small handful of chives, washed and cut into sections.After the oil in the pot was hot, Lu Qi put the taro in it, followed by soy sauce, vinegar, and water, brought it to a boil, and then added chives for seasoning.Put in the salt and pepper, stir-fry the chives until they are cooked, then add the chicken essence to the pan.
When the doorbell rang, Jin Tian opened the door, and soon, a fair and tender face appeared in the camera.The eyes of the fans who had been watching before the live broadcast couldn't help but ask who this handsome guy Lu Qi was.
@卖萌脑脑呀呀haha: No wonder there are no handsome guys around me, it turns out that all the handsome guys have gone to my husband's place.Husband, who is this, please introduce!
@白衣卿: Ask for an introduction, and it won’t be her husband’s cousin again [Funny] [doge] Lu Qi turned to the camera, smiled at the fans, cleared his throat and said, “Well, this is also my distant place Cousin. Well, family reunion, today’s live broadcast ends here first!”
Ever since the demon world perfected the human protection law, monsters have always had to eat people for no reason.Although he didn't pursue the past, how could an evil monster like Gao Tian abide by the law.Even though there are law enforcement officers to maintain peace in the human world, Gao Tian still took advantage of the chaos and ate many people, becoming a well-known wanted criminal on the most wanted list in the demon world.
Gao Tian, who has not obtained a legal certificate, naturally cannot transform into a human form casually like other monsters, nor can he freely enter and exit the human world.An evil monster with no sense of existence actually does little damage to people, because humans can't even perceive his existence.
Only when human beings see his existence, General Gao Tian can turn into a physical body to hurt human beings.On this day, he fled to Nanhai City, and accidentally met a human being who could see his existence.As he appeared more and more times, his sense of presence became stronger and stronger.
eat him, eat him...
This is the only voice in Gao Tian's underwear.He wants to eat humans, but he doesn't dare to show it too much, for fear of attracting troublesome law enforcement officers.Gao Tian lurks outside Li Yu's school gate every day, but that kid is very naughty, and he doesn't go out of the campus many times. After finally waiting for the right time, how could Gao Tian miss it.
After thousands of calculations, seeing that someone was about to fall into his mouth, he didn't expect that Linmen still fell down.
Gao Tian recognized the white and clean Taotie in front of him. He was obviously a much more famous beast than himself, so why couldn't he think about joining some law enforcement organization.
"Mr. Taotie, this human being is the best, and the flesh and blood are extremely fragrant and delicious. Everyone is a monster, why don't you enjoy it with me?" Gao Tian knelt on the ground, trying to persuade Lu Qi, "Clean and smooth The skin and flesh are all yours, I just need to eat some internal organs..."
Wutongshen was on the side, the more he listened, the more angry he became, his red eyes seemed to bleed at any time, without even thinking about it, he just kicked hard when he went up.Monsters are different from human beings, but his kick is unclear.Because of Lu Qi's presence, Gao Tian didn't dare to act rashly, so he could only dodge and scream at the same time: "Sir, I want to accuse him of innocently harming the safety of the demon body, all present are witnesses..."
Lu Qi gave Wutongshen a hand, and walked forward by himself, completely ignoring Gao Tian's words: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm asking if you have a license to become a master."
Gao Tian avoided and avoided his eyes, how could Lu Qi not understand.He directly took out a pen and paper, and wrote while talking: "General Gao Tian, the monster beast, well, you came up with this name yourself... Undocumented attempt to become a prodigy, with the intention of harming others, according to Article 320 of the Behavior Law of the Demon Realm, You need to be imprisoned in the Demon Realm Detention Center for punishment. But considering that you do not have a license to become a spirit..."
When Lu Qi said this, he took a deep look at Gao Tian, trembling at the sight of such an evil monster as Gao Tian.Lu Qi did take a look at Gao Tian's body structure as if nothing had happened, and even reached out to test the flesh quality.Although the four heads are ugly, they are all the same in the pot.
Perhaps Lu Qi's eyes were too straightforward, almost saying that I want to eat you.Gao Tian, who knows a lot about Taotie, almost peed in fright, and collapsed on the ground, suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly said: "Sir, sir, I want to be frank and lenient. Since the Warring States period, I have eaten at least a few There are hundreds of people. Knowing that the "Human Protection Law" has been issued in the demon world, but I still turn a deaf ear to it, knowingly committing crimes, killing and cannibalizing people. Sir, for a monster like me who behaves badly, I should go back to the demon world to accept severe punishment!"
This is a bit troublesome.Lu Qi licked his lips. Seeing that the food in his hand was suddenly labeled as inedible, he naturally felt uncomfortable.Just when Lu Qi was vacillating, Gao Tian added another fire: "Sir, if I can squeeze into the top [-] most wanted list in the demon world, send me back, and those bounties will be all yours Law enforcement!"
While Lu Qi was still hesitating, Jin Tian had already stepped forward, picked up the trembling one, and said to Lu Qi: "This low-level monster has a bad taste, next time I will catch you a good one."
It's really not suitable for major fugitives to eat.Lu Qi had no choice but to nod, turned his head and waved at Wutongshen, saying that he would send the suspect back to the Demon Realm for sentencing.When leaving, Lu Qi glanced at Li Yu who had been standing there all the time. It's hard for humans to know about the demon world.
"I'll leave it to you." Lu Qi patted Wutongshen on the shoulder, followed Jin Tian, and dragged Gao Tian away.Both of them didn't pay much attention to Gao Tian, and even tied them up lazily, as if they didn't consider the possibility of the other party's escape at all.Even so, Gao Tian still drooped his head and obediently followed behind them with a disheveled face.Good guy, Qinglong and Taotie are both here, you can trample yourself to death with just a paw.
Wutongshen stood with his back to Li Yu for a long time, and the other party also stood there dumbfounded, without making a sound for a long time.How to erase human memory, if you do it to the back of the head, if it is gentle and decent, it will forget recent events according to the standard of concussion, if it is cruel, it will directly lead to a missing person case.
Most monsters adopted the first method, but Wutongshen couldn't do anything to Li Yu no matter what.Even if he knew that there would be no other influence and asked him to beat Li Yu, he still couldn't do it.
"Just treat what happened today as a dream." Wutongshen left these words and walked away.I thought that even if it was impossible for Li Yu to fall in love with him, at least he could spend more time with him and have good memories.But now, seeing his hideous appearance, let alone liking it, it might still be his nightmare.
The more Wutongshen thought about it, the more sad he became. He thought it was better to go to the sea to lie down and be quiet until the end of his life.But just as he was about to take the second step, someone grabbed his hand.Wutongshen turned around in surprise, his eyes fell on Li Yu's hand holding him, and his expression was complicated: "You...are you not afraid of me?"
Just when Wutongshen wondered if he was dreaming, Li Yu gave him an affirmative answer: "Not afraid."
"But me, my main body looks like this ghost."
"Ah."
"I'm still a monster..."
"Well, I know." Li Yu looked into Wutongshen's eyes, those eyes were also scarlet like the monster version he had seen before, but Li Yu didn't feel scary, he held Wutongshen's hand, and suddenly laughed Get up, "I know you are a monster, but I also know that you are Wu Tong. Although the appearance is a little different, there is always me reflected in your eyes..."
The originally inflated figure slowly shrunk, and the fair and shy boy changed back.No one threatened Li Yu, and Wutongshen was still the somewhat sensitive boy. He looked at the hands they held and burst into tears for some reason.Thinking that I have only been in the human world for two days, I simply broke the jar, closed my eyes and said hard: "Do you know, I like you very much! I really like you, I want to be with you forever, I want you to be mine……"
I have all kinds of unbearable thoughts and unspeakable secrets.I don't just want to be a friend, I want to own you completely, I want to occupy every part of your body - you don't even know that I have such vulgar thoughts.
Wutongshen was still babbling, when a soft kiss suddenly fell on his lips.Wutongshen was dumbfounded for a moment, raised his hand to touch his lips, and looked at Li Yu in shock.
The other party was amused by his appearance, raised his hand to rub his fine and soft hair, pulled him into his arms, and whispered softly in his ear: "I know everything..."
I know your carefulness, your little joys, and all your likes——
It's probably because your love is too blatant, everyone can see it.
"Actually, I like you too, for no reason." Li Yu rested his chin on Wutongshen's head, the corners of his lips raised, "I have a special constitution, and I can always see things that others can't see. I was afraid that you would dislike me, so better……"
When Lu Qi received the call from Wutongshen, the ribs in his hand fell back into the basin in shock: "What, are you together? Oh, it's nothing, it just feels so sudden. Of course I wish you well. Well, I I made ribs, do you want to come over to have dinner together as a celebration? Okay, I'll wait for you."
Lu Qi hung up the phone and looked back at Jin Tian: "They are together!"
"Ah."
"Hey, I said, Xiao Wu is with that human being!"
"I just heard what you said," Jin Tian put the peeled taro into the vegetable sink, and urged Lu Qi to wash the ribs quickly.
"Oh," Lu Qi came back to his senses, washed the pork ribs and put them aside, then took the red peppers, green onions, and onions, washed them, and chopped them into fine pieces.Before starting the live broadcast, Lu Qi stopped again and muttered to himself: "How can two men have feelings, I still don't understand."
"It's a big deal if you understand it." Jin Tian pressed the live button and smiled at the camera, "Today's photographer is still me."
After the live broadcast started, some things were naturally to be skipped. Lu Qi smiled at the camera, and then started the live broadcast to cook.It was still the second-hand electric frying pan, still in the hotel, Lu Qi was wearing an apron he bought temporarily, and there was a cartoon cat printed on it, which was indescribably cute.
When the oil in the pot was seven to eight minutes hot, Lu Qi threw the onion and red pepper into it to saute until fragrant, then put the taro and pork ribs in and sautéed, then added water, light soy sauce, dark soy sauce, and soup to simmer.When the water in the pot was almost boiled, Lu Qi sprinkled chopped green onions and started the pot.
The pork ribs are dyed red with soy sauce, which is bright and attractive, so when a pot is placed there, it will make people feel empty in their stomachs.
The remaining sweet taro peeled off, Lu Qi took it and made a cross-shaped knife with a knife, and took a small handful of chives, washed and cut into sections.After the oil in the pot was hot, Lu Qi put the taro in it, followed by soy sauce, vinegar, and water, brought it to a boil, and then added chives for seasoning.Put in the salt and pepper, stir-fry the chives until they are cooked, then add the chicken essence to the pan.
When the doorbell rang, Jin Tian opened the door, and soon, a fair and tender face appeared in the camera.The eyes of the fans who had been watching before the live broadcast couldn't help but ask who this handsome guy Lu Qi was.
@卖萌脑脑呀呀haha: No wonder there are no handsome guys around me, it turns out that all the handsome guys have gone to my husband's place.Husband, who is this, please introduce!
@白衣卿: Ask for an introduction, and it won’t be her husband’s cousin again [Funny] [doge] Lu Qi turned to the camera, smiled at the fans, cleared his throat and said, “Well, this is also my distant place Cousin. Well, family reunion, today’s live broadcast ends here first!”
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