The days when you can only be full by becoming an internet celebrity

When Lu Qi met Jin Tian again, the other party had already changed his clothes.

He was dressed in a smoky gray handsome suit, with a square scarf folded in the chest pocket, making him even taller.It is said that suits are not particularly suitable for people of the yellow race, but Jin Tian just held up the table.He stood there, with slender legs and a sky-defying face.Some people say that cousin Lu Qi has his own bgm, which is absolutely true.

Jin Tian was supposed to sit and land together, but he was chosen by the assistant director to be a group performer because of his confusion.After changing clothes and styling, even the makeup artist was dumbfounded, let alone other people.Lu Qi was the first to react, stepped forward and asked Jin Tian softly, "Why are you dressed so handsome all of a sudden?"

Jin Tian raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, and smiled as he straightened his tie and pursed his lips: "Are you handsome? It is said that there is an actor who is not yet in place, so let me come to the rivers and lakes for emergency."

In the play, there is a rich second-generation cannon fodder who is addicted to wine and sex, and does nothing.One day, the rich second generation drove up to the entrance of the bar, and immediately saw the enchanting woman standing there.The rich second generation was attracted by girls, and the two had a one-night stand.But the rich second generation never dreamed that the stunner in his eyes was a fox demon, who sucked his yang energy and continued to harm the world.Later, he was surrendered by Bai Ze and Taotie.

What Jin Tian wanted to play was this unlucky cannon fodder who was seduced by a vixen and only showed his face three times.Since Jin Tian didn't have much acting experience, the assistant director patiently told him about his position and expression——

Moving forward at a constant speed on this line will not shake out of the camera.

As for the expression, the more you pull it, the better. Anyway, it's a cannon fodder rich second generation with no brains.

When Jin Tian's camera shot started, Lu Qi was sitting and eating his vegetable crisps and watching.It is good that the crew is eating. The food used for filming is delicious, and the snacks are also carefully prepared.It's just that most of the other artists have to keep in shape, only Lu Qi eats and eats all the time.

The sound of roaring racing cars sounded, and when the modified Porsche stopped at the entrance of the bar, all eyes were attracted.The people in the car parked the car, opened the door and got out——

The first thing that catches the eye is the pair of slender and straight legs.The man got out of the car, tugged at his tie, with a vaguely smirk on his lips.It was a face that could turn all sentient beings upside down, his facial features were handsome, and his whole body exuded charming hormones.He casually gave away his hand and handed over the car to the parking staff.Striding forward, he caught a glimpse of the pretty girl standing at the door, the man stopped, and slowly took off his sunglasses.

With deep eye sockets and a naughty smile, he was so handsome that even the people behind the camera couldn't help being amazed and gave him a close-up of his face.Jin Tian stepped forward, raised the corners of his mouth at the girl playing the vixen, and leaned into her ear, whispering like a lover: "Would you like to come with me for a drink?"

Wearing a hip-length short skirt with big waves, the "vixen", who was supposed to be charming, turned blushing at this moment, like a shy girl who saw her lover.The director called the card decisively, and the female artist just woke up like a dream.

It's not easy, even if the actor knew her role, when Jin Tian approached her, her heart was still beating uncontrollably. After NGing more than a dozen times, the director lost his patience. It was Jin Tian who opened the distance, and the female artist managed to regain her form.

It's just that the good times didn't last long. When the simple boat scene was filmed, the artist's acting skills dropped again.The setting in the play is that the vixen charms the rich second generation with all kinds of styles.But when it came to the actual shooting, it was the rich second generation who was handsome. Whenever his face was photographed, he could feel that attractive handsomeness through the lens.He obviously has very tough facial features, but when he lies on the bed and smiles, he is even more charming than a female artist with gorgeous makeup.

As long as you meet Jin Tian's eyes, the "fox spirit"'s face will be blushing.Even with a thick foundation, it can be seen very clearly.At the end, the director jumped up angrily and threw a tantrum at the actress.Then he pulled Jin Tian and said that he would show her how to perform it himself.When the artist is not in the state, many directors drag the assistant director to practice, and the director does not think of him.

But when he met Shang Jintian's eyes, he suddenly forgot the words.He just stared at Jin Tian blankly, until Jin Tian stretched out his hand to push him and called out to the director.The director who came back to his senses got out of bed in a panic, cleared his throat and explained to everyone: "I suddenly feel that this plot setting...ahem...may not be in line with the harmonious values, let's change it a little..."

When "Monster Hunt" was broadcast, the audience squatting in front of the screen was surprised to find that after watching the show, their favorite character was neither the hero nor the heroine, nor even any of the main characters in the play.Their favorite is actually the rich second generation who only appeared three times in the play, and the last time he only showed his bleeding neck.

@爱的泪气剂: The moment the male god got off the sports car, time seemed to freeze at this moment.I just want to say that with these long legs alone, I can play for a year.

@Author promised me to update [-] a day: I thought I was good at Chinese, but when I saw the face of the male god, I realized that my vocabulary was so impoverished—except for being so handsome, I Suddenly, I couldn't think of anything to describe the face of the male god.

@无身节的节节君: I watched #走妖记# for the sake of my husband, but I fell in love with another person unprepared.Then I discovered that this person is actually my husband's cousin.

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Naturally, Lu Qi never imagined that he would be chased to show off his cousin in the near future.

At this moment, he is off the stage, ready to send Jin Tian off.The salary of group performers is not high, but Jin Tian is Lu Qi's cousin, and he is really good at being tall. After thinking about it, the assistant director decided to give Jin Tian an extra one hundred knots to two hundred knots. Opportunity can cooperate.

The sun was slowly heading west, Lu Qi sat on a park bench and waited for Jin Tian who said to go shopping.After a while, Jin Tian came over with several big bags of fruits, including bananas, apples, mangosteens and durians.

Jin Tian delivered the fruit bag to Lu Qi, with no special emotion on his face: "200 yuan, take it apart, and buy these. If you are still hungry after supper at night, you can eat some fruit pads."

Holding the fruit, Lu Qi didn't know what to say for a moment.But before he could open his mouth, Jin Tian took out two pieces of paper from his pocket and handed them to him, saying that it was a gift for him and he should keep it well.

"What gift?" Lu Qi unfolded the paper, looked at the words "fish pond contract" on it, and couldn't help being dumbfounded, "What is this for?"

"It's just to help you contract a fish pond, and if you want to eat fish in the future, you can fish it yourself." Jin Tian said to Lu Qi in a serious manner, "I've done the math, looking for your fish consumption, contracting a fish pond can make more money than retailing. .”

Lu Qi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he looked at Jin Tian and shook his head: "Brother Jin, tell the truth, do you read too many strange TV and novels?"

"I watched a TV series," Jin Tian's face showed a trace of unnaturalness, and soon his expression returned to normal, "In short, you are fine. You don't need to feel any psychological burden. I am not the kind of person who lives for nothing. , this fish pond should be worth my meal ticket."

In fact, if you think about it carefully, it is not bad to have a fish pond to raise some fish in it.Lu Qi didn't take advantage of Jin Tian's kindness, and said with a smile: "Then I'll find carp essence to put some fry in it... well, carp essence doesn't sell carp fry, and I'll go to Heiyu essence to wholesale some carp fry when I arrive. No need Wait for a year or so, and the fish will be almost ready to eat. At that time, braised fish, spicy fish, boiled fish, pickled fish, etc., can be eaten differently every day..."

When it comes to food, Lu Qi is all about it.Jin Tian stood aside, quietly listening to Lu Qi's chatter.When Lu Qi turned his attention back to Jin Tian, ​​he realized that his figure was getting bigger and bigger, probably because the gate of the demon world had been opened, and those who should go back had to go back.

In all fairness, Lu Qi didn't have much feeling for the former Jin Tian.But the situation is quite different now, after all, he wants to take care of the hatch.Clearly Qinglong was much older than him, but looking at Jin Tian who was a little depressed, Lu Qi couldn't help but said: "Actually, it's nothing, you can come back when you have a new residence permit. At that time, my new house will be decorated, and you are welcome to come as a guest."

Jin Tian's eyes flickered, and he asked calmly, "Do you want me to come back and live with you?"

It means that you can come back but not that you must come back.Lu Qi always felt that something was wrong, but seeing Jin Tian's getting thinner and thinner, he didn't bother to correct anything, he just nodded vaguely: "It's about right, it's fine when you get there, if you have anything to ask for my leadership, I'll tell him Well, I can help you with something..."

Jin Tian didn't care about these things, he just looked at Lu Qi and said, "Don't forget what you said."

Until Jin Tian returned to the demon world, Lu Qi was still at a loss——

Don't forget what you said.

Did he say anything?

"Monster Hunt" is still working overtime and filming, as the "gluttony" with a big stomach in the play, Lu Qi eats very nourishingly every day.Three months passed quickly, and by the time Lu Qi returned to Dongcheng, it was already New Year's Day.

The winter wind is like a cold knife, and it hurts people's faces.The cold air invaded every corner, making it a torture to breathe.

Lu Qi didn't really feel much about the temperature.But in order to behave like a human being, he still put on a woolen sweater and went to Xuanwu's shop wrapped in a coat according to the appearance of a human being.But within a quarter, Xuanwu's store has become a tourist attraction in the east city, and they call this store Xiaoxianrou's store.

It's extremely cold today, Xuanwu is sympathetic to the employees and closes early to let them get off work.As soon as Lu Qi entered the door, he was hungry, urging Xuanwu to quickly make the Yangxiezi hot pot.

It's freezing cold outside, but inside it's a different scene.

Xuan Wu was busy setting up the induction cooker on the table, while Lu Qi rolled up his sleeves to pack the sheep bones.A dozen or so catties of lamb spine was paired with three or four catties of leg bones. Long before Lu Qi came, the staff in the Xuanwu shop poured hot water, removed the smell, and boiled the blood.

Lu Qi placed the processed lamb leg bones on the bottom of the table, and stacked the lamb spine on top, adding water and stewing fiercely.Once the water was hot, Lu Qi put the pre-prepared Chinese prickly ash, grass fruit, fragrant slices, nutmeg and other seasonings into the pot. Before covering the pot, he didn't forget to add sliced ​​ginger and green onion.

As soon as the water boiled, Lu Qi added salt and chicken essence, boiled on high heat, simmered on medium heat, and simmered on low heat until the mutton was fully flavored, then turned off the fire and started driving.

The stewed mutton is very delicious. In winter, listening to the wind and drinking white wine, eating two mouthfuls of mutton can't be better.While eating, Lu Qi told Xuan Wu that he didn't know what happened recently, but he always felt that there was something missing around him.But when I think about it carefully, I can't think of anything missing.

Xuanwu took a sip of warm wine, frowned slightly, and for some reason suddenly said: "Probably, brother Qinglong is not here?"

"Hey, how is that possible." Lu Qi hastily denied, "Probably because I have eaten less recently, and my stomach is inevitably empty."

Yes, he must be very hungry.It's not that I miss that stupid dragon.

But Jin Tian did the same. He didn't contact him when he returned to the demon world, and he didn't make two cross-border calls.

Really, damn it!