The days when you can only be full by becoming an internet celebrity

Defined as "ordinary and unremarkable" by a yellow demon, Jindan started to send barrage like crazy when he heard the words: "Ordinary and unremarkable, you say me, ordinary and unremarkable? Low-level mobs, you will be ashamed of your arrogance Words pay the price..."

Yunzheng didn't look at the golden egg again, but asked the yellow demon why he wanted the golden egg.

Huang Yao didn't hesitate, and murmured a series of words, to the effect that it had obtained the license to become a spirit for many years, but it just couldn't transform into a human form.Due to an accident, Yunzheng had a one-day "live date" with Alan. Huang Yao accidentally saw Yunzheng appearing on TV holding the golden egg, and the camera even took a close-up of the golden egg.

This egg is not ordinary at first glance. If you can eat it, you might be able to gain doubled demon power and transform into a human form.The yellow demon said that it wanted to become a human very much, so it was willing to exchange countless jewels and kites for golden eggs.

"Don't women love jewelry the most? Ma'am, I will bring you the most precious jewelry in the world." Huang Yao blinked and couldn't help bewitching, "You have an egg, it's just an egg, there is no other use for it." .But if you change jewelry, it's a real attractive wealth..."

"Where did you get the jewelry?" Seeing Huang Yao's eyes dodging, Yunzheng probably understood, "Let me guess, you probably went to the jewelry store to steal it. Give me the jewelry with the certificate, maybe someday, I'd be jailed for 'stealing' jewels. You've got a good plan, but I don't want to trade anything with you."

Yunzheng's subordinates used some strength, but they just wanted to give it a warning, not really wanting to break its spine.Huang Yao shook her body, taking advantage of this time, Yunzheng said to it: "You have nothing to do with us, so I don't want to hurt your life. In the same way, you have no right to hurt other people's lives for your own sake. Even if the other party is an egg, understand?"

"Ming...understood."

Yunzheng let go of her hand, Huang Yao rolled on the ground to stabilize her body, and thanked her.It turned around and made a gesture to leave, but just took advantage of Yunzheng's unpreparedness and raised its tail and farted.Suddenly, an indescribable smell came over the surface.Even if Yunzheng reacted quickly enough, she was still forced to inhale two mouthfuls of poisonous gas, which made her feel like vomiting.

Huang Yao got this kung fu, and flicked her tail, she wanted to get out of the golden egg again.It's just that when it saw the two people who appeared suddenly, it was so frightened that it trembled like a sieve, collapsed to the ground, and didn't dare to move for a long time.

"What kind of smell is this? It smells so bad." Lu Qi covered his nose with one hand and fanned the surrounding air with the other, trying to blow away the smell, "Huang Yao, have you read the latest environmental protection law in the demon world?"

"Look... see..."

"Seeing you still farting everywhere?" Lu Qi rolled his eyes at it, took out a pen and paper from his pocket, opened the receipt, and threw it to Huang Yao, "According to the relevant provisions of Article 250 of the "Demon Realm Environmental Protection Law" , Huang Yao, you dumped garbage without a license, and you will be fined 1000 yuan, do you have any objections?"

Huang Yao trembled even more, held the list and said straightly: "No, no, Xiao Yao knew he was wrong."

After Lu Qi received the demon coins handed in by Huang Yao, he was still persuading and educating him with a responsible work attitude.Huang Yao trembled even more, and slowly moved towards Bai Ze, seeking shelter.After Lu Qi educated Huang Yao, he followed the procedure and asked if it had a license to become a spirit.

Huang Yao let out a scream of "Oh", seeing Lu Qi frown and shut his mouth again, he hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, the little demon did not become a spirit illegally."

It took out a certificate from its fur and handed it to Lu Qi, who thought it was wrong and threw it to Bai Ze casually.Bai Ze only glanced at the certificate, and said regretfully to Huang Yao: "This permit to become a spirit is a fake."

Huang Yao was shocked, and explained incoherently that he had saved Yao Renminbi for a long time, and he entrusted others to do it for him, how could it be fake.

Bai Ze patiently listened to what it had to say, and then said: "This certificate is indeed fake. Haven't you thought that after getting the license to become a spirit, you have not transformed into a human form after so many years. Is this possible? "

Huang Yao was dumbfounded, as if her strength had been taken away by something, she slumped on the ground, and murmured: "How could it be fake... That would have cost me most of my life savings..."

"If you don't have a license to become a spirit," Lu Qi raised his hand and clenched his fist against his chin, looking thoughtfully at the yellow demon on the ground, "Can I take it back and eat it?"

Huang Yao, who was still sentimental, stopped crying in an instant, and rushed to Bai Ze's feet in three steps and two steps to ask for help.

"Lu Qi..." Bai Ze looked at Lu Qi helplessly, shaking his head in disapproval.

Lu Qi shrugged his shoulders and said to Huang Yao who was on the ground with disgust: "You are too stinky, putting it in the pot will affect the taste of the flesh. I don't eat bad food, that's fine, let's go quickly." Huang Yao hurriedly thanked Lu Qi , and saluted Bai Ze respectfully, then trotted away with his tail between his legs.

Lu Qi walked to the wall, picked up the golden egg that was forgotten in the corner, shook it up and down, and attached his ears to listen to the movement inside.Seeing that both Yunzheng and Bai Ze were looking at him, Lu Qicai reluctantly handed the egg to Yunzheng, and explained awkwardly: "I just listen to it, and I won't really eat it."

The barrage popped up by Jindan this time is not words, but a simple painting, a hand with the middle finger raised.

According to Yunzheng's description, the eight unconscious girls, including her classmates, were all Alan's fans.And before the accident, they all went to Alan's fan meeting.Logically speaking, Alan is suspected, but these superficial evidence alone can't explain anything.

Jindan firmly insists that Alan is a monster, but he doesn't know what kind of monster he is.Bai Ze and Lu Qi looked at each other and decided to find out.It just so happened that Lu Qi received an invitation from the "Internet Celebrity Festival". It is reported that Alan will be a special guest to help out.

After running around for a day, Lu Qi was fine, but after all, he was staying at someone else's house, so Lu Qi took the initiative to contract dinner for the three of them on the way.

Coincidentally, today is the fresh food festival in the supermarket. Walking in the fresh food section, Lu Qi saw super fresh eels on the freezer at a glance.How about making an eel with anchovies and orange flavor, Lu Qi thought, and chose a few long eels, which were of moderate thickness, just when the meat was at its best.

After buying eels, Lu Qi went to the fruit section to pick a few catties of oranges.After sweeping all kinds of miscellaneous things, Lu Qi bought a bunch of big and small bags when he came out of the supermarket. Of course, he swiped Yunzheng's card.

As soon as he entered the house, Lu Qi went into the kitchen with his things.

Lu Qi washed the eel and cut it into pieces, cut the eel into an anchovy knife, added salt and cooking wine to marinate to remove the fishy smell.I went to wash the purple cabbage again and spread it on the bottom of the plate.Lu Qi hummed a little tune, and suddenly remembered that he hadn't started the live broadcast yet.Holding an orange in his hand, he waved it to the fans outside the camera as a greeting.Then wash the oranges and slice them.

Lu Qi made a soup made of soy sauce and sugar, evenly spread it on the cut flower eel casserole, and put it in the oven for a set time.While waiting for the eel to come out of the oven, Lu Qi soaked the fungus in hot water and took two sliced ​​carrots.When the oil in the pot was [-]% hot, Lu Qi first put sliced ​​ginger into it to fry the pot, then added fungus and carrots into it and stir-fried.After adding cooking wine, salt, sugar, and soy sauce, stir well and place on a plate.

Lu Qi, who made up his mind to cook three dishes, took the yam and peeled it, cut it into long strips and put it in boiling water to chop it. Drained the water and neatly stacked it on the plate.Turn on the fire, add prunes, plums, sugar and salt, boil until the soup thickens, let it cool and pour it on the yam.

At this time, the eel in the oven was cooked. Lu Qi took out the plate, wrapped the orange slices around the eel with a toothpick, and sprinkled the white radish and shredded carrot on it.

I have seen Lu Qi eating alone, but at first glance, Lu Qi actually dined with two friends, fans expressed their discomfort.Especially the half bowl of rice in Lu Qi's hand is really not in line with his usual style.

Just when everyone thought her husband was going to go to the Wanyue school, Lu Qi handed the bowl to Yunzheng who couldn't see his face on the opposite side. The camera smiled and said, "I'm going to start!"

Well, such a bold and unrestrained tableware is everyone's real husband.

After dinner, Jindan suddenly took the initiative to talk to Lu Qi, and asked him in a barrage that other people performed singing and dancing at the Internet celebrity festival, what did you perform?You can't bring a rice bowl to eat.

Lu Qi, who was approached by the golden egg, was a little happy, and tentatively put his hand on the golden egg shell, and the golden egg did not roll away this time.There was a smile on Lu Qi's face, Jindan urged him to answer the question, Lu Qi nodded quickly, and said to it: "Just go up to eat. If it wasn't for taking care of my meal, I wouldn't take part in this boring What about human social activities?"

Jin Dan asked him again, what is it like to be sought after by an Internet celebrity.

Lu Qi said that he didn't feel anything, just earning some meal subsidies, and occasionally receiving special food from fans, such as golden eggs.

Jin Dan was silent for a moment, and asked Lu Qi, if he knew who paid a thousand dollars to send it as food.

Lu Qi said that he didn't know, and asked what the body of the golden egg was and how the meat was.

The newly established friendship was suddenly shattered by Lu Qi's words.The golden egg popped out the word "scroll", and the screen rolled to a black screen. No matter how much Ren Lu Qi apologized to it, he refused to talk to him again.

Jindan rolled to Yunzheng's feet, saying that there was a monster harassing him, and the barrage asked for help.Lu Qi followed behind, trying to get closer to Jindan, but Jindan twisted his body and ruthlessly rejected him.When everyone was laughing, Lu Qi suddenly withdrew his expression and grabbed Yunzheng's hand with a sullen face.While she was in a daze, Lu Qi rubbed the back of her hand vigorously, then sniffed under the tip of his nose, and said solemnly: "Yunzheng, you have been marked with food."

Lu Qi is extremely sensitive to food, whether it is his own or someone else's.He could smell that Yunzheng had been marked with food on the back of her hand.Hearing this, Bai Ze took Yunzheng's hand and interlocked his fingers.Yunzheng only felt that the palm was hot, and the back of the hand hurt badly, but after a while, a black lip print appeared on it.As time goes by, the black lip marks fade away and finally disappear.A thin layer of sweat broke out on Bai Ze's forehead, and when the black mark disappeared, he let go of her hand.

Lu Qi tapped the shell of the golden egg lightly with his fingers, his eyes became darker and darker: "Who made it?"

Thinking of the scene at the fan meeting, Yunzheng's expression turned cold: "alan."