The days when you can only be full by becoming an internet celebrity

Bai Ze was originally in charge of registering and managing the entry and exit of monsters at the Monster Management Office, and his salary was generally stable.

If it weren't for the incident that Fenghuang did, he would have lived like a retired veteran cadre.The leader kept saying that he would transfer Bai Ze to take over his work. He had always been quite efficient in doing things according to the leader, but he didn't expect it to be so fast this time.

Lu Qi glanced at Jindan and Fangfangqing who had just made a mistake, cleared his throat and said to Bai Ze: "Now I have two stuck in the human world and can't go back, one is more than ten days left, and the other There are two days left, you can see when it is convenient to pick it up as soon as possible."

Bai Ze said that there was something wrong with him, and the two made an appointment to meet in two days, so the one Bai Ze could take over was the golden egg.Fang Fangqing's time is too tight here, and I'm afraid it will be too late, so I still have to leave it to Lu Qi to do it.

Originally, he thought that Bai Ze would have to treat himself to a meal when he came here.But the guy refused the salary as long as he was delayed.Lu Qi laughed, and said with a twitch, then wait for me to invite you.Bai Ze said yes without hesitation, and when he hung up the phone, Lu Qi realized that this is him, and he owed food again by accident?

Hey, so don't talk about feelings if it's okay, it's all about money.

Fang Fangqing hugged the golden egg and curled up on the sofa, waiting for Lu Qi to settle accounts with him after eating, but unexpectedly, Lu Qi cleared the table after eating, and went straight into the bathroom without saying anything to him.When Lu Qi came out wrapped in a towel after taking a shower, Fang Fangqing couldn't bear it anymore, got up and walked forward, blocking Lu Qi's way: "Sir..."

Lu Qi paused for a while with the towel to wipe his hair, then raised his eyes to look at him: "Huh?"

Fang Fangqing was also not sure what Lu Qi's reaction meant, but thinking that he had gotten into trouble, he still bit the bullet and said, "Sir, I know I made a mistake, and if I want to kill you, I will do whatever I want. I just hope that Mr. You can tell me about the punishment, so that I can be mentally prepared..."

Lu Qi raised his eyebrows, continued to wipe his hair, and took a look at the house with a half-smile: "You also know that you made a big mistake?"

"knew."

"Then let me ask you again, do you regret it?"

"Sir, if you ask me a hundred times again, my answer will not change. Ziqing doesn't regret it at all, as the name of countless people can be saved by knocking down a dangerous building."

Lu Qi nodded clearly, and Fang Fangqing chased after him and asked, "What does it mean that Mr. doesn't speak?"

"You've already thought so. It's useless for me to say anything. Although I never intervene in the fate of human beings, I am by no means the kind of law enforcer who watches them die due to man-made disasters. You don't have to worry too much, I I will help you with this matter. Rest early, and I will go out with you tomorrow, hoping to make you feel like home." Lu Qi went back to the room after finishing speaking, and when he passed by the sofa, he froze. Lu picked up the golden egg on the sofa, ignoring his strong desire to watch TV.

Fang Ziqing stood in the living room, his heart was filled with warmth, and he didn't know what to say.As an ancient god, sir, his bearing and demeanor are really extraordinary, indeed, it is so respectable.House Qing, who went back to her room to rest with admiration, naturally didn't know how much pressure Lu Qi was under now.

As soon as the door was closed, Lu Qi threw the golden egg on the bed.After simply brushing two handfuls of hair, he took out the calculator, knocked on it, and fell to the side of the golden egg, heaving a long sigh: "My allowance, performance, business commission, this is all included... "Throwing money in without making money, this feeling is so sour that I cry.

Obviously outside I still looked like I was bigger than the sky, but once I got back to the room, the prototype was revealed, the golden egg rolled twice, and a barrage popped out: "Since you mind, why don't you say it."

Lu Qi lay down and looked at the ceiling, closed his account book and put it aside: "It's useless to say it, after all, it's a friend, and the brain cells of a house spirit are relatively simple. Instead of making him think about things, why don't I It’s better to solve this trouble directly. Actually, I’ve been wanting to tear down that building for a long time. After all, my fans are probably members of the household. Fans are my parents. How could I just watch them have an accident? How about it, Brother Lu, do I have the lofty ideological consciousness of compassion..."

Lu Qi was talking, still waiting for Jindan's reply.But no matter how long I waited, I didn't catch a glimpse of the light from the corner of my eye. I turned my head and saw that the screen of the golden egg had already dimmed.Probably because I played too much during the day, I had to go to bed earlier at night.Lu Qi couldn't help picking up the golden egg, shaking it up and down violently, until he woke up from the tossing of the golden egg, seeing his screen turned on, he was satisfied to go to rest. He keeps jumping up and down on the bed, just because he doesn't want Lu Qi to be safe.

Lu Qi was annoyed by the tossing, took a quilt and covered the golden egg, wrapped his long hands and feet around it, and pressed down hard, just to prevent it from showing its head.In the first half of the night, every Ansheng time.

The next day, Lu Qi got up early to prepare crystal shrimp dumplings and big-name eggs and oatmeal. He waited and waited, but the house was not cleared.Lu Qi didn't mind much at first, but he waited and waited and couldn't see Fang Fangqing, so Lu Qi felt that something was wrong, so he hurried upstairs.It wasn't until Lu Qi found the letter from the room in the house that he found out that he had returned to the demon world——

Sir, after thinking about it last night, I still felt that something was wrong. I wanted to talk to you about the follow-up, but I didn't expect to hear you say that I am your friend.At that moment, my soul was strangely satisfied.

I used to always think that it would be nice if it could be a home.But after these few days of being together and what I saw and heard, I realized at that moment that what I want is not an empty home.What I want, is probably needed.What I want is probably a feeling that may not be strong but sincere enough.

I am really happy to be cared about by my husband as a friend.

I had a sudden epiphany, and I didn't want to disturb my husband's rest, so I simply left the letter here.I will go to the Demon Management Office and explain this, and I will definitely not let you, my love, be implicated.

……

Epiphany is epiphany, what the hell is this I love.

While complaining to Xiaojin, Lu Qi carefully put away the letter.No matter what the process is, if you can go back, you don't have to die.

As natural as that, it couldn't be better.

When Bai Ze came to the door, he brought not only a whole sheep, but also a human girl.

Bai Ze is considered to be the most handsome man in the demon world. He has thin lips, a straight nose, and a pair of starry eyes.His skin is very fair, his shoulders are wide, his waist is long, his legs are long, his muscles are well-proportioned, and he is full of male hormones.Standing in front of such a powerful and beautiful man, the aura of the human girl named Yunzheng is also very strong.

Lu Qi can't quite get the beauty of human beings, he just can feel that this girl has an extremely delicious soul.Unfortunately, can not eat.

Lu Qi opened the refrigerator, took two bottles of juice and handed them to them.With a box of milk in his mouth, he took a lot of nuts and snacks and put them in front of them.

Bai Ze exchanged pleasantries with him, and then introduced to the girl: "Yunzheng, this is Lu Qi, my old friend and colleague. Of course," Bai Ze paused, then added with a smile, "Now he is also your colleague. "

Lu Qi raised his head and greeted Yunzheng, neither polite nor rude.He didn't stop with his hands, he broke the nut shells and peeled a row of fruits, neatly stacking them in the small dish at hand.He didn't start eating until a plate was set.The way he eats is very elegant, but the speed is very fast. In just one or two minutes, the fruit on the plate will see the bottom.

"Bai Ze, I asked you to come here this time because I encountered a little trouble. I need your help and Yunzheng's help. Of course, this was originally your responsibility."

Bai Ze didn't open his mouth when he heard the words, and it was Yunzheng who asked: "Mr. Lu, is your temporary residence permit in the world about to expire? If you want to return to the demon world, what is the biggest obstacle?"

"It's not that I want to go back to the demon world." Lu Qi raised his head, glanced at her quietly, and quickly denied, "No one can realize my dream, so even if I want to go back, there is no way."

Yunzheng couldn't help being curious about Lu Qi's dream, and couldn't help asking, "I wonder what Mr. Lu's dream is?"

Lu Qi rubbed his stomach, shrugged his shoulders and smiled sincerely: "My dream is very simple, I just hope that one day I can have a full meal." After Lu Qi said this, he stood up a little embarrassed, and pointed to the wall. The clock says it's getting late and it's time to prepare lunch.It's only ten o'clock in the morning, so it's actually a little early to prepare lunch now.

Bai Ze put his hands on his knees as usual, and smiled, "Do you need me to help you?"

"Don't bother you, you can stay here with Yunzheng." After saying this, Lu Qi turned and walked into the kitchen.He casually pulled off the apron and tied it in front of his body, squatting down to untie the cloth bag Bai Ze brought.Bai Ze turned his head to look over there, then turned his head and asked Yunzheng: "Lu Qi is the friend I said before who loves to eat and knows how to eat, but he can't get enough to eat. His cooking is super delicious. You want to learn from him. ?"

When the two stood at the door of the kitchen looking up, Lu Qi didn't turn his head, and only said to keep them away from splashing blood on their bodies.

Lu Qi cut the mutton into large pieces and rinsed them in cold water.Then put the washed mutton into boiling hot water to remove the floating smell, and put it in a large basin on the side for preparation.The seasoning he had prepared before was prepared on the chopping board, and he put it into the pot and poured the mutton into it, and boiled it fiercely.I don't know where Lu Qi bought such a large pot, and a whole lamb can be boiled just right if you put it in its belly.

After the mutton was processed, Lu Qi fished out a processed freshwater fish from the water basin.The fish was very big, weighing five or six catties.Lu Qi put the fish on the chopping board and divided it into small pieces.Take a few garlic cloves and flatten them, chop the green onion finely, and prepare the shredded ginger and peppercorns.Turn on the fire to preheat, and when the oil in the pot boils, Lu Qi throws the seasoning for the package into the pot.After the oil flowers collided with the seasoning, there was a "sizzling" sound, and the fragrance immediately filled the entire kitchen.When the seasonings were stir-fried to a high temperature, Lu Qi poured the fish into the pot again, added cooking wine and spices and stir-fried for a while, then added water to stew.

After adding the water, Lu Qi didn't rush to cover the pot, but took out a basin from the refrigerator.It contained the reconciled corn flour and wheat flour dough. Lu Qi grabbed a ball of dough and kneaded it into pancakes, sticking it to the side of the pot.

After covering the pot, Lu Qi washed his hands and fried the meatballs again.He chops the meat by hand and seasons it himself.After the oil in the pot boiled, Lu Qi squeezed the meatballs with his hands and fried them one by one. After a while, a batch of fried golden meatballs was completed.

Not only that, Lu Qi also made some refreshing side dishes such as cold bitter gourd.Seeing more and more dishes on the table, Yunzheng couldn't help asking Bai Ze: "Are there still many people coming today?"

Bai Ze looked at Lu Qi with a warm voice, and smiled with his lips curled up: "No, these are just appetizers for Lu Qi."