The days when you can only be full by becoming an internet celebrity

The moonlight shines on Lu Qi's face and also illuminates the golden egg on the floor.

Afraid of disturbing the ear mouse, Lu Qi washed the golden egg and put it in a big basin, then carried it back to his room.Going home today, when passing by a hardware store, Lu Qi went in and bought an electric drill.He wanted to eat this egg and didn't want to wait any longer.

There is a saying that courtesy comes first and soldiers come later.Lu Qi installed the drill bit, turned on the power, and said to Jindan: "Golden egg, golden egg, I have given you a chance, but you still have no way to prove that you are legally perfect. So, I'm not welcome myself."

A strange light flashed in Lu Qi's eyes when he thought that he would be able to eat a large amount of delicious steamed eggs in a short while.Pick up the electric drill and aim at the golden egg.The moment Lu Qi pressed the switch and approached the golden egg, the room suddenly lit up—the golden egg that had no light at all suddenly emitted a strong light, and then a message popped up on the eggshell: I have a license to become a sperm .

The eager electric drill stopped a centimeter away from the golden egg, and Lu Qi's eyes widened amidst the roar of the electric drill. Is this a barrage?

After a while, the Golden Egg showed his license to become a sperm and a temporary residence permit in the human world.It is indeed a legal document, so Lu Qi, can't eat it.

After a brief absence, Lu Qi picked up the golden egg and looked left and right, trying to find the switch for the egg to fire barrage.For some reason, he always felt that Jin Dan's tone seemed familiar.

"I said, what kind of monster are you? Don't we know each other?"

Before Lu Qi finished speaking, the golden egg suddenly dimmed, no matter how Lu Qi poked him and asked him, he didn't respond.Lu Qi hugged the egg and studied for a long time, and couldn't help muttering: "Could it be that the battery is out?"

No matter what kind of monster the golden egg is, as long as it has a license to become a spirit, it is labeled as inedible.Lu Qi put down his egg in disappointment, and put away his electric drill.Just as he was about to open the refrigerator to find something to eat, Lu Qi somehow flashed in front of Lu Qi's eyes the validity period of the Golden Egg Temporary Residence Permit in the Human World, which is only one month.

The leader seemed to have said before that because Lao Feng went crazy and destroyed important buildings in the demon world, but many monsters stayed in the human world. If they could not return to the demon world within the validity period, these monsters would disappear.If you want to get rid of the fetters, you must satisfy the monster's wish, and I don't know what wish this egg will have.

It's already unbearable to eat, but if he can fulfill his wish and send him away, he can still get a lot of business commission.The more Lu Qi thought about it, the more feasible he felt, so he poked at Jindan and asked him what wish or bond he had.The golden egg is still dim, and Lu Qi is not in a hurry.The most urgent thing is to fill the stomach.

Thinking about it, Lu Qi ran to the kitchen to help reduce the burden on the refrigerator, and the golden egg that was lying on the ground and pretending to be dead suddenly moved.It rolled left and right in the room, trying to find a comfortable place to nest.After choosing and choosing, Jindan finally took a fancy to Lu Qi's big bed, so he bounced on it again, found a comfortable position and stopped moving.

Lu Qi, who emptied a refrigerator, touched his empty stomach, and when he returned to the room, he saw the big bag protruding from the quilt on the bed at a glance.He walked forward with a frown, and when he lifted the quilt, he saw that the golden egg was lying in his place, sleeping on his own pillow.

Or just a hedonistic egg.Lu Qi laughed a little, picked up the egg and threw it aside, lifted the quilt and turned off the light to sleep.In the darkness, a golden mobile light source slowly rolled to Lu Qi's bed and bounced onto the bed.But not long after falling, he was kicked down by Lu Qi.Jin Dan was not discouraged, and stubbornly wanted to occupy Lu Qi's bed.

No matter how greedy Lu Qi is, he doesn't want to share the same bed with an egg.He hugged the golden egg with both hands, opened the door and threw it on the sofa, poked his eggshell and threw it into the toilet to soak.Jindan trembled, obediently stayed on the sofa, and didn't make any more fuss.

Early the next morning, Lu Qi took Earmouse and Jindan out.

Earmouse always missed his friend, and Lu Qi thoughtfully sent him to the hospital.Then, carrying the bag containing the golden eggs, he went straight to Xuanwu's tavern.

As soon as he saw Xuanwu, Lu Qi revealed the egg and told Xuanwu about the experience of the past two days.Xuanwu looked at the golden egg on the table, frowned imperceptibly, and asked Lu Qi, "Do you think this guy's breath is a bit familiar?"

Lu Qi sat down on the table, poked the golden egg every time, and nodded hurriedly: "I also feel a little familiar, but I just can't remember who it is. The original shape is the egg...it can't be that guy Laofeng Right?" Without waiting for Xuanwu to start, Lu Qi denied this conjecture, "No, Laofeng has become an egg, so it shouldn't be this big." The two of them thought about it for a long time, but they didn't come up with a clue.That golden egg made it clear that he was going to play dead and not cooperate, Lu Qi didn't respond to poking him no matter how hard he poked, so he simply put him aside.

When Xuanwu handed the plastic bag to Lu Qi, his expression was hesitant to speak.Lu Qi took the bag and opened it to look at it, he couldn't help but exclaimed with joy: "Oh, hairy crab! Okay, Lao Xuan, why are you so generous all of a sudden?"

There was no fluctuation on Xuanwu's face, and he just answered honestly: "This is what the leader asked me to give you..."

"Hey? The leader actually gave me benefits?" Lu Qi couldn't believe it, and couldn't help but smile on his face, "It can be regarded as a discovery of conscience!"

Xuanwu glanced at Lu Qi with a complicated expression, cleared his throat and continued: "This is the salary the leader asked me to give you. He said that the Demon Supervisory Office is now unable to make ends meet, and he has no choice but to take the hairy crabs sent by others. Salary. He also said that the organization encourages you to work hard and be self-reliant, and when the financial subsidies from above are broadcast, your salary will be supplemented.”

The muscles on Lu Qi's face twitched again and again, and suddenly he didn't want to say anything.Ten hairy crabs sent themselves away, yes, this is very leadership.

Lu Qi was holding the hairy crab and the golden egg and was about to leave. When he was about to leave, he turned his head and said to Xuan Wu: "Old Xuan, tell the leader something, just tell Lao Bai to take over my shift quickly." Give a salary It's fine to do the work of two people, and now even the wages are not paid on time, I feel so tired.

After picking up the ear mouse from the hospital, Lu Qi put down the eggs and went to the kitchen to deal with the hairy crabs.Earmouse was so bored that he turned on the TV to watch cartoons, suddenly lowered his head, and saw the golden egg rolled to his lap, and a bullet screen popped up on the eggshell, asking if he would mind watching it with him.

Earmouse was dumbfounded, stood up and ran into the kitchen, pointed outside and said to Lu Qi: "That golden egg, subtitles are out!"

Lu Qi brushed the hairy crabs with a brush, and calmly said in a calm voice, "I know, he is legal to become a sperm. If you can't eat it, you can chat with him. If you can ask his wish , remember to come and tell me."

The ear mouse that was sent away was still in some condition, and the golden egg was pressing on the remote control to switch channels.Earmouse stepped forward and asked tentatively, "What kind of TV do you want to watch?"

The four golden characters "Mountain Village Old Corpse" instantly popped up on the golden egg. The ear mouse who didn't know what the mountain village old corpse was picked up the remote control and sat next to the golden egg, and said gently: "Since you want to see it, I will come with you." .”

Lu Qi in the kitchen packed the hairy crabs, added water and ginger slices to the pot, and poured some white wine into it.The hairy crabs were placed belly up on the forehead of the steamer, and Lu Qi sprinkled a layer of shredded ginger on top, then covered the pot and started to cook.

The most important thing about steamed hairy crabs is its deliciousness, and the fresh and tender crab meat is naturally indispensable for dipping sauces.Lu Qi minced the remaining small piece of ginger and put it in a small bowl filled with vinegar, added a little soy sauce and a spoonful of sugar, and the dipping sauce was ready.

Earmouse said before that he wanted to eat sweets, Lu Qi thought about it for a while, and planned to make him something that children like to eat.He opened the refrigerator, took out the frozen corn kernels from inside, took a carrot and diced it, and swelled the pine nuts for later use.

Turn on the fire to blanch the corn, carrots, and peas, and then add oil to a hot pan and fry.Golden corn, orange carrots and green peas are stir-fried in a pot. The colors are bright and beautiful.The frying was almost done, Lu Qi added some sugar to the pot, and added some wet starch to thicken it, put it on a plate and take it out of the pot.

At this time, the hairy crabs in the pot were already steamed, and Lu Qi came out of the kitchen with pine nuts and corn, intending to invite the ear mouse to eat.Just as he was about to speak, he saw Earmouse hugging the golden egg in his arms, curling up on the sofa and comforting it, "Xiaojin, see the old corpse coming out soon, hey, don't hide any longer, there is really nothing to be afraid of."