The days when you can only be full by becoming an internet celebrity

The fish and land Qi in the pond will come to "clean up" basically every two months, and Jin Tian will follow behind to release the fry.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but the fish caught this time are obviously smaller and fewer than the previous few times.Lu Qi didn't take it seriously at first, and wondered if he ate too much.But when he saw the splashing water in the fish pond, Lu Qi knew that there was a big guy in it.

As Jin Tian said, I don't know if this guy has a license to become a pro.Standing on the shore, Lu Qi narrowed his eyes excitedly seeing the splash of water getting closer, and even thought about how to cook it.

"Tell me, which special product is better eaten fresh or dried?" Lu Qi licked his lips and couldn't help but ask Jin Tian for advice.

Lu Qi put away his fishing rod, roughly calculated the volume of this aquatic specialty, estimated it in his heart, turned his head and smiled at Lu Qi, and then returned: "Braise the fish tail, boil the fish belly, and chop the fish head. Pepper, what do you think?"

"Steamed in soy sauce and boiled in water are both good, but it's fine to chop the fish head with pepper, after all, there is a human head..."

Before Lu Qi could finish his sentence, the guy in the water broke through the water and appeared.It was an adult merman with rough black skin and a long tail under the naked upper body.He had a big black fish weighing three to two catties in his mouth, and when he saw Lu Qi and Jin Tian on the case, he was obviously taken aback. He opened his mouth, and the struggling black fish swung its tail into his stomach.

The merman was standing in the water, Lu Qi took out his mobile phone and clicked on the camera, clicked and took several pictures, while thinking about showing the living merman to the ear mouse, he was already thinking about how to eat it.

"Mr. Merman, do you have a license to become a master?"

The merman swam over with his tail flicking. Just as he was about to open his mouth, he burped and spit out a complete fish skeleton.Slowly took out a plastic bag from under his scales, took out various documents wrapped in it, and handed it to Lu Qi: "Sir, all my documents are here..."

Sharks are very ugly in life, with sharp mouth and fangs, and the skin color is uneven due to the wind and sun all year round.But these unsightly things were all offset when he opened his mouth.Lu Qi has eaten and seen many monsters, but the mermaid's voice is unique.

Lu Qi has never eaten a monster with such a nice voice.It's a pity that the other party's license to become a prodigal is not a fake, and the souvenirs that are about to arrive just like that.Lu Qi roughly glanced at the Merman's ID, and then returned it to him.Thinking of the fish in his own fish pond, he couldn't help feeling sad, and looked at the shark with a frown: "Don't you know that other people's fish are private property, and if you come to eat them without permission, I can sue you." ?"

The merman's face was a bit uneasy. As a sane monster, he still has a sense of shame: "I'm sorry, sir, I'm really hungry, so... By the way, I didn't eat for nothing. I already paid for the food. Hang it on the side door, you can see if it is enough. If not, please allow me to make a sad expression and cry for a while?"

Jin Tian walked over and saw that there was indeed something tied to the side door.Wrapped in lotus leaves and bundled with aquatic plants, they are just tied to the door beams and drift with the breeze.Open it and look, there are just a few pink pearls, looking at different sizes, they are not top grade.

It is said that the tears of sharks can be turned into pearls, but the quality of pearls is still good or bad.The appearance of these pearls really cannot be sold for a good price.But looking at Sharkman's shabby outfit, he knew that he would not be able to bring out any valuable things anymore.Lu Qi didn't want to make things difficult for the Merman, after all, everyone has times when they are hungry, not to mention he has always been there, so he still understands how the Merman feels.

What else did the shark want to say, Lu Qi waved his hand, indicating that he could leave, and finally said: "I won't pursue it this time, if I steal my food next time, I'm sure I'll replace me with you Mistake..."

The merman nodded, turned over like water, and threw a long spray from the fish's tail.Lu Qi was busy going back to grill the fish, and inadvertently glanced at Jin Tian, ​​who was staring at the direction in which the shark left in a daze.

"What's the matter, fascinated by the shark's voice?"

Jin Tian pursed his lips, looked back at Lu Qi, and answered irrelevantly: "Have you noticed the color of his fish tail?"

Fish tail color?

Lu Qi looked at the merman who had dived into the water and disappeared, and thought about it carefully, but he didn't have any other feelings: "It seems to be golden, what's wrong?"

Jin Tian hooked the corner of his mouth and raised his eyebrows: "Did you forget that the ear mouse picked up the scales?"

Lu Qi's lips parted slightly: "It shouldn't be such a coincidence, right?"

"Who knows?" Jin Tian spread his hands, moved his nose, and asked in doubt, "Hey, do you smell burnt?"

"Ah!" Lu Qi remembered that there were still fish grilling on his grill, and when he ran to rescue the fish on the grill, he only saw a pile of black heart crisps.Lu Qi couldn't help but sighed, and couldn't help but want to eat something.On the contrary, Jin Tian was very open-minded, stepped forward and took the scorched fish in Lu Qi's hand and threw it aside, comforting him: "There are still so many in the fish pond, I'll just drop it to you..."

The outdoor barbecue between the two lasted for a long time, and they packed up their tools and rushed back when the sun was setting in the west.On the way, Lu Qi received a call from Xuanwu. When he first answered the phone, he was still chatting, but when he finished listening to Xuanwu's words, his expression changed instantly.After hanging up the phone, Lu Qi speeded up the car silently, ignoring the traffic lights as nothing.

You know, Lu Qi has lived in the human world for so many years, and he has always been a good citizen who abides by the law.He always told monsters that if they want to better integrate into the human world, they must first learn to abide by human rules—although many humans do not obey them sometimes.

Lu Qi, who has always been law-abiding, has always looked calm. To Lu Qi, who has no feelings other than food, there is obviously something wrong with his current reaction.

"what happened?"

Lu Qi turned the steering wheel, flicked his tail, and headed towards the villa area: "The ear mouse is missing!"