The days when you can only be full by becoming an internet celebrity

Since Shan Gao returned to the Demon Realm, she got up early and went to bed late every day, holding a huge "Guide to the Demon Realm College Entrance Examination" and working hard.

In order to pass the test and return to the human world sooner, Shan Gao was cruel and enrolls in a cram school.Get to know Wutongshen, who is super shy, and crucian carp, who goes swimming every day besides studying.Day in and day out, it's actually kind of boring to be honest.

Sometimes when I see crucian spirits connecting with the human world to report their current situation, Shan Gao can't help being envious.Wutongshen can occasionally make cross-border phone calls with his boyfriend, but he is alone and has no one to worry about.

Just when Shan Gao was depressed and holding the "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation" test paper in a daze, a staff member from the Demon Management Office suddenly entered the classroom and walked towards him.Shan Gao looked at the mobile phone in the other party's hand that communicated with the demon world and the human world, feeling a little excited and looking forward to it.He put down his book, stood up in a hurry, tugged at his clothes cautiously, smiled at the staff, and asked tentatively, "Excuse me, are you here to see me?"

The other party took a look at him, confirmed his identity and nodded, then handed him the phone, saying that Lu Qi was looking for him for something.Shanyou took the phone, and when it opened the interface was a video.At first glance at Lu Qi's face, Shan Gao felt warm in his heart instantly, so, sir, he still misses him, doesn't he?

When Lu Qi saw Shan Gao, he first politely cared about Shan Gao's current situation, and then told him his purpose.

Shan Gao has been controlling her prehistoric power. After all, things like cursing people can easily get beaten.The first time he heard Lu Qi asking him to go online to hate people, Shan Yao reflexively said: "Sir, this is not good... You told me before that to be a monster requires civilization..."

Lu Qi shook his head, and said with a very natural expression: "You are also studying the philosophy of Yang Kesi, have you analyzed the specific issues? If we usually curse people, it is wrong. But if others bully us Yes, we are still restrained, that is conniving them to make mistakes, isn't it?"

It seems to make sense, too...

Seeing that Shan Gao's expression was a little shaken, Lu Qi continued to encourage him: "Someone bullies our Qinglong, do you think this can be tolerated?"

"It must not be possible!" Shan Gao originally looked peaceful, but when she heard that her idol, Qinglong, had been bullied by someone, she became angry all of a sudden, "I @#%￥&*, they #@ &%￥...Sir, just wait, I will go to the battlefield right away!"

Shan Gao's hand holding the mobile phone unconsciously exerted strength, and it's been a long time since she cursed anyone. You keyboard warriors forced me to do this.

#我山中人来了，摇摇，Keyboard Heroes#

Opinions about "Despicable Man" and Jin Tian are divided into two groups on the Internet—

Those who complain say that they are hype, and the subject matter of the film is depressing and disgusting, just for the sake of gimmicks and fame; those who support them say that comfort women are also part of history, and the director paid for it himself. This is a responsible and moral performance. Why do you want to fight.Besides, Jin Tian, ​​a popular niche, earns more from just accepting commercials than acting in this drama. It is really too much to say that he is hype.

Most of the pretty people are gentle, but the mouths of the trolls are basically vicious.If you say too much, you will make trouble for no reason, and if you can't say it, you will be full of swear words. Many rational fans feel uncomfortable seeing it, but there is nothing they can do.

Just as the trolls were gathering in teams and spreading their trolls everywhere, the ID of a super-combat troll suddenly dropped into the air, and with one enemy against a thousand, his combat power exploded.

This fan named "Mountain Man" is different from ordinary fans. Other fans are reasonable, and he scolds when he comes up.Those dirty and triumphant sunspots were easily crushed in front of him, like ants in front of an excavator.

At the beginning, there were a few unbelievers, and they formed a team to tear up the people in the mountain, and there was no scum left after taking over.A few grievances posted on Weibo, questioning the quality of Jin Tian's fans.The mountain people immediately posted a Weibo——

@山中人: Who said that I am a fan of Jintian, I am just a passerby.My true identity is actually the incarnation of justice, synonymous with courage, and the terminator of keyboard warriors. I just ask you if you are afraid.

Because the people in the mountains hate all kinds of swearing and swearing by themselves, and the one who flirts first is cheap, so everyone has a good impression of the people in the mountains.Some posted physics questions on his Weibo naughty, and the people in the mountains patiently drew circuit diagrams.Immediately, someone came to consult the advanced mathematics, and the people in the mountains quickly solved it live.

Unexpectedly, this hater is still a top student.Being able to be a keyboard warrior at the top, and being a master at solving problems at the bottom, the fans of the mountain people rose by [-] in an instant.Because there are many underage students among the fans, some people suggested that the people in the mountains should stop swearing.There are also fans who disagree, fearing that the people in the mountains who don't speak bad words will lose their combat effectiveness and be bullied.

But who is the man in the mountain, that is the terminator of the keyboard man.Even if he can't swear, he still has emoticons.

When the keyboard man came to brush up his presence, the mountain man successfully defeated the enemy with his countless different emoticons.There is also a set of Lu Qi's exclusive emoticon pack, which can be regarded as a treasure of mountain paste. After all, it is a fierce beast, and it is used to defeat the enemy, and the effect is amazing.

Relying on Shanyou's innate ability to hate people, for a while, the keyboard warriors on the Internet were much more peaceful.Just when the people in the mountains slowly became quiet and the keyboard man was about to move again, the official blog of the local government of Meiyu Town posted a message, and @荣者人电影团also Jin Tian and Lu Qi.When it was first posted, few people paid attention to it, but after Qi Xiuqi reposted it, it immediately attracted the attention of the public——

@新安市人民网: In response to the sudden mudslide disaster in Meiyu Town, the city's fire rescue brigade responded quickly and transferred the affected people in time without causing any casualties.Here I also want to give special thanks to Jin Tian from the crew of "Despicable", Lu Qi who is said to be visiting the set, and an unknown young man.At the moment of danger, they did not choose to protect themselves and escape, but during the golden rescue time, they rescued the mother and child who were crushed under the mud and rocks, saving two lives.On behalf of Meiyu Town and all residents of Southwest City, we pay tribute to the heroes.

As soon as the news on the official blog was released, Jin Tian was slapped in the face by the keyboard man who had previously said that Jin Tian was hyping up with the crew.Few people dared to come out and dance, because the people's will is what the despicable people can't compete with.

Lu Qi put down his phone, hooked his lips and snapped his fingers, it's done!

Turning around, he saw Jin Tian standing behind him at some point, looking at him with deep eye sockets, with a faint smile in his eyes: "So, you ordered the mountain paste?"

Lu Qi poked him in the chest, curled his lips and said: "It's not good to say that you are instigating, obviously I invited foreign aid wisely. How much effort can a mountain paste save us? How about it? How can you thank me?"

Jin Tian rolled his eyes, acted like he was thinking, and said, "Didn't you really want to eat sweet and sour pork before? How about I invite you out for a meal?"

"Okay, okay." When it comes to food, Lu Qi never refuses anyone who comes.It's okay to be at home, and when the ear mouse is out of school, Lu Qi took him and asked the archway spirit to go out for dinner together.

What Jin Tian meant was to go to a four-star hotel for a buffet.After all, it is the money shared by the two of them. Thinking about the big plates and the poor dishes in star-rated hotels, Lu Qi should just go to the restaurants he often goes to.Jin Tian followed good advice and drove to Lu Qi's favorite freshwater fish restaurant.

Since it is a freshwater fish restaurant, the most famous one is naturally its fish.Jin Tian reserved a private room, ordered a dozen dishes, and then sat and waited for dinner.

The first thing to serve is the braised eel. The fresh eel is used. The meat is smooth and the portion is generous. It feels good to eat.The sweet and sour pork tenderloin that Lu Qi had been thinking about was naturally cut off. The sugar is good sugar, and the vinegar is mature vinegar, sour and sweet, with the aroma of meat. After serving it for a while, Lu Qi cleared it up.

Naturally, there are many dishes in the big pot, such as sweet and sour fish, hot and sour fish, fish with chopped pepper... Jin Tian basically ordered all the signs in the store.The waiter originally said that four people couldn't finish it, but he accidentally looked up and saw Lu Qi among them, and sincerely suggested: "Ten bowls of rice may not be enough, I'll let the kitchen stew two more pots first, and then fill it up after eating, do you think it's okay? "

Jin Tian didn't know why, but was amused by this sentence——

It seems that Lu Qi's ability to eat has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

Earmouse loves meat and spicy food, but if he is not careful, he will get angry.In addition, Mr. Mo is not here now, and he doesn't like to wipe cool and strange things on the back of his butt, so he still restrains himself when eating.Paifang Jing ate such a spicy fish for the first time, but he didn't feel anything at first, but he didn't expect it to become more spicy as he ate it.I can't stand spicy food and I like spicy food, so I can only pour water into my stomach desperately.After a few bottles of water, the paifangjing's taste buds can still support it, but the bladder can't take it anymore.

He got up politely, told Lu Qi and the others, and went out to find a place to put water.

There is only one toilet in the store, and there are too many people in it.Thanks to the waiter for the guidance, after finding the public toilet outside to relieve the pressure, Paifang Jing washed his hands and was ready to go back.Turning around inadvertently, he saw a middle-aged and elderly woman walking towards the river carrying a plastic bag. Paifang Jing thought about it, and followed her by a strange coincidence.

The middle-aged and elderly woman arched her shoulders, looked around furtively, walked to the bridge, saw no one was around, and threw the plastic bag down with her hands.Then she patted her butt, and walked away in a hurry, without looking back, as if there was something terrible chasing her behind her.

The archway spirit came to the bridge and looked down. It was dark and it was impossible to see the situation under the bridge.Could it be that he ran out to throw garbage in the middle of the night?But if there is a trash can, it must be thrown into the river, which is too immoral.

Just when the archway spirit was thinking about whether to leave, a child's weak cry suddenly came from under the bridge.The archway spirit frowned, and climbed down the bridge, probably because too much garbage accumulated, the black plastic bag was not thrown into the river, but was blocked by the river.

Paifang Jing stretched out his hand to untie the plastic bag, and was dumbfounded when he saw the contents inside—there was no rubbish, it was clearly a little baby who was kicking his legs indiscriminately and was blue and purple from the cold.