The days when you can only be full by becoming an internet celebrity

"The city management is here!"

I don't know who yelled at the top of his voice first, and the whole street became lively in an instant.The vegetable sellers collected their stalls, the barbecue sellers were busy turning off the flames, and even the beggars with "leg disabilities" who were begging on the side of the road hurriedly picked up their enamel jars and fled the scene in a hurry.

But in the blink of an eye, the street was cleared.The young city manager couldn't recover, and asked in surprise, "Boss, are we that scary?"

"It should be too much of a rumor. Our purpose has always been to enforce the law in a civilized manner." The urban management who spoke was probably in his early forties, and his face was tanned from the vicissitudes of life. Entering the trash can, he glanced behind him inadvertently, and suddenly raised the volume, "Where's Xiao Lu?"

"Boss, Lu Qi seems to be chasing a peddler..."

"broken!"

Beside the vegetable market in the western suburbs of Dongcheng, someone was pedaling three wheels desperately, running around in the alley in a panic.After wandering around for a long time, he panted heavily and looked back. The alley was empty.Maybe he didn't catch up, he thought.Just as he was about to let go of his hanging heart, the peddler suddenly felt something was wrong.He turned around shaking his body, and saw a young man in urban control uniform leaning against the wall smiling at him.

When the man walked this way, the peddler rolled off the tricycle with a plop.Because the movements were too exaggerated, the heavy glasses on his face fell aside.The peddler narrowed his eyes and knelt on the ground to fumble for his glasses.

The man bent down to pick up those eyes, picked up the corner of the peddler's clothes and wiped the dust off them, and then stuffed them into his hands.The peddler shook his hands, put on his glasses with great difficulty, and boldly glanced at the man——

The other party looked in his early twenties, with exquisite facial features, fair skin, slightly curly hair, and a thin and strong figure.His clothes were neat and clean, without a single wrinkle.In all fairness, this is a handsome and a little too much urban management, and he looks gentle.But for some reason, the peddler was so frightened that he paved the concrete pavement uncontrollably, as if he wanted to punch a hole to get in.

"Hey, let me say," Lu Qi raised the corners of his lips, looked at the peddler kneeling on the ground with a half-smile, "you get up and talk first."

Hearing the words, the peddler didn't relax, his body trembled even more, his two big and strange front teeth knocked together uncontrollably, and he stammered: "My wife just gave birth to a litter of cubs, please... ... Please let me go, sir, don't eat me..."

"Come on, stop talking nonsense." Lu Qi pursed his lips, and stretched out his hand towards the peddler, "The demon supervisor's office performs a routine household registration check, mole spirit, do you have a license to become a spirit?"

"Yes, yes!" The peddler nodded like a sieve, groping his body with his hands, and then took out a stack of IDs to show the man, "Look, sir, this is my license to become a sperm, this is my person This is my birth certificate... Also, this is my high school graduation certificate, and this is my vocational school graduation certificate..."

It's really just a legal monster.

Lu Qi sighed softly, and signaled the mole on the ground to get up, with a look of disappointment on his face.This is a two-hundred-year-old mole spirit, with a pointed head and a big mouth, small ears and long hands.Although the body is a bit short and fat, as long as the excess body fat is removed and the grill is baked on the fire for a while, sprinkled with cumin and five-spice powder, it should be delicious.Thinking about the picture of the delicate meat grilled until golden, and the oil sizzling out, the air seems to be filled with the fragrance of food.

The mole spirit looked at Lu Qi, whose thoughts were drifting away, and always felt that his thoughts must be very dangerous.It's just that he said that he is now working in the Demon Supervision Office. As a public official, he would not mess around.Thinking of this, the peddler calmed down a little, wiped the sweat from his brow, and asked cautiously, "Sir, may I go now?"

Lu Qi came back to his senses, nodded slightly, and when his eyes fell on the iron stove on the tricycle, he smelled a sweet smell at the tip of his nose.He paused, his eyes shining brightly: "Roasted sweet potatoes?"

"Yes, yes, yes," Mole Jing said with a smile on his face, hurriedly stepped forward to turn on the stove, took out three or five roasted sweet potatoes from inside, packed them skillfully and handed them to Lu Qi, "Sir, try it, my It is my own red soil potato, fragrant and sweet!"

"How much?" Lu Qi never had the ability to refuse food.He took the bag without hesitation, the sweet potato was hot and smelled fragrant.

"Hey, how can the little demon ask for money from Mr. Mole?" Seeing that there is something going on, the mole has no time to please him, so he dares to ask this man for money, pushing his tricycle and preparing to open the way, "Then Mr., I will go first! "

"En." Lu Qi watched Mole Jing ride the tricycle, pedaling hard with his short legs, but he was still running fast.He took out five or six coins from his pocket and slipped them into the mole spirit's car pocket.After all, they were all out to make a living, and Lu Qi didn't want to take advantage of him.

Roasted sweet potatoes are best eaten while they are hot.Lu Qi didn't hesitate much, and immediately opened the sweet potato through the paper bag.As Mole Jing said, this is the most delicious red soil potato. When it is roasted, you can even see sweet oil oozing out.It melts in the mouth, and the hot temperature makes the whole stomach very comfortable.

In less than half a moment, a few roasted sweet potatoes were eaten.Lu Qi touched his abdomen, expressionless on his face——

Still, so hungry!

After Lu Qi was called back to the urban management brigade, everyone looked at him a little unnaturally.

After entering the office, the team leader slapped the documents on the table, and said to Lu Qi with hatred: "How many times have I said that I refuse to enforce the law violently, and enforce the law in a civilized way! Did you take my words as a deaf ear? The outside world has opinions on our urban management, and you don’t have a long memory! Now there is a riot on the Internet, saying that the urban management in the east and west districts are violently enforcing the law, and the public opinion is not good for us! Tell me, boy, what should we do now?”

Lu Qi reached out to pick up the document and glanced at it roughly.It was nothing more than that someone photographed the mole spirit kneeling in front of him and handing him sweet potatoes and posted it on the Internet.The person who broke the news swears, although it is a pity that the urban management officer's face was not photographed, but the uniform on his body and the expression on the vendor's face already speak for themselves.

"... It can be seen that the peddler is very afraid of the city management, and finally he was able to escape by bribing the other party with sweet potatoes. At that time, he was very angry when he saw it. He enforced the law violently and took it for nothing. I am not targeting a certain city management, I want to say that the city management present here , It’s all rubbish!” There were as many as [-] underground comments on the original blog, almost all of which were attached to the bloggers and cursed at the city management.

"Xiao Lu, Xiao Lu, what are you talking about?" The captain couldn't help but patted the table again, "For a few roasted sweet potatoes to make things like this! Do you know that it is illegal to take other people's things for nothing, do you know Your behavior disappoints me!"

Lu Qi put down the document, pursed his lips, and explained: "Captain, I paid the money, but he didn't take pictures."

"Oh, I knew that you are not that kind of person. But Xiao Lu, the situation is so big now, of course I want to protect you, but the higher-ups want to give the people a satisfactory answer as soon as possible. I'm afraid you are , I have to resign..."

When Lu Qi walked out of the urban management brigade, he was wearing a white T-shirt and cowboys.After all, we have been working together for more than two months, and everyone gets along very well.Colleagues were very enthusiastic and found plastic bags and cardboard boxes to help Lu Qi pack his things.Usually when resigning, it is time to have a meal together and see off a trip, but the colleagues who know Lu Qi's appetite, it is rare to tacitly keep silent.After Lu Qi went out, the captain was still a little bit sorry: "You said, isn't it too unreasonable for us not to treat Xiao Lu to a meal?"

Fear appeared on the faces of several three-year-old and five-year-old men. They were afraid that the leader would call Lu Qi to eat once his brain got hot, so he hurriedly poured cold water on the captain: "Boss, think about Xiao Lu's food intake, just our little wages , is it enough for him to plug his teeth?"

As if thinking of some powerful scene, the captain shivered involuntarily.

forget it.Really, sorry.

Lu Qi has not been in the urban management brigade for a long time, and a medium-sized plastic bag contains all his belongings.Walking by the bench by the side of the road, Lu Qi stopped and sat down, thinking about his next step.

Lu Qi worked as a cook, as a carpenter, and found various jobs.He has no obsession with salary, all he wants is to find a place to take care of three meals.There is an employee who does not ask for wages. The boss and the employer are very happy at first, thinking that they have picked up a treasure.It's just that when they saw Lu Qi's big appetite, everyone broke down, crying and begging Lu Qi to find another job.

Thinking about it carefully, the job of urban management is the longest job he has ever done.It was only half a month away from becoming a regular, but unfortunately, after all, the success fell short.

After thinking about it, Lu Qi took out his mobile phone and dialed the office number of the Demon Management Office.The bell rang for a full minute before someone picked up the phone, with a helpless tone in his tone: "I said Xiao Lu, you must have been fired again, right?"

"..." Lu Qi was silent for a moment, then asked in surprise, "Leader, how do you know?"

The person on the other end was also silent for a while, and then changed the subject: "Tell me, how is the order of the monsters in the human world?"

"It's pretty good. I haven't found anything wrong for the time being. Everyone is basically legal, working hard and studying in the human world in peace, and living like a human being." Lu Qi briefly reported on his work, and then cleared his mind. He cleared his throat, "Leader, I don't have much money, look..."

"Xiao Lu, our demon management office is too poor to solve the problem! You know what happened before. The whole demon world is in chaos. I am as busy as a grandson every day, but the funds allocated to our department are not enough. To maintain the operation of the department. To tell you the truth, I gritted my teeth and took my own wife to pay for your current salary. Xiao Lu, the organization sent you to the human world to maintain order. It is a great trust in you. It is full of our ardent expectations. The organization has even licensed you to work part-time in the human world. So, tell me, should you be self-reliant and try to feed yourself..."

Lu Qi listened to the chicken soup poured by the leader every Monday, and when he was bored, he took out a newspaper from the plastic bag and shook it.There are eye-catching recruitment advertisements printed on the huge page. Lu Qi glanced at it casually at first, but when he saw a certain treatment, he instantly became interested.

The leader over there was still chattering about the need to be motivated to be a monster, but Lu Qi interrupted him and said to the phone: "You are right, leader. In order to realize my ambition of feeding myself, I decided to go to Applying to be an Internet celebrity!"