This gold master is poisonous

Am I wrong?Yuan Xin looked up at the man on the sofa in a bit of bewilderment: shrewd and handsome, with a half-smile on his face, he said gently, "Nephew, don't be too polite."

Shen Xun: "..."

So it really is not wrong to call it! "Nephew" felt relieved, let his little friend chat with the man, and then followed Shen Xun into his bedroom.

Before Yuan Xin could make any judgments on Shen Xun's bright and spacious bedroom, his lovely classmate turned around and locked the door, and warned him deeply: "You should be careful, you must listen to me next time Finish talking."

Yuan Xin was at a loss.

When he knew that the man downstairs should actually be called "Brother Gu", it was that afternoon. He went downstairs by chance and found that Shen Xun's cousin was talking with that "Uncle Gu". "Old Gu" called very happily.

Obviously peers.

That cousin Duan discovered Yuan Xin's existence immediately, and gave him a look indifferently.Yuan Xin said "uh" twice, and tentatively said, "Hello, cousin."

Duan Pianran nodded.

"Hi Brother Gu."

Mr. Gu also nodded.The expressions of the two men sitting downstairs were the same as before, and there was nothing unusual about this address.

Yuan Xin: "..." So he was teasing him before?

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Generally, before the holiday starts, a reliable teacher will tell you: "Everyone, don't think about going to your classmates' home to do homework. I will tell your parents about this."

There is no other reason, and two friends who have a good relationship probably can't do homework together.Either they are happily copying each other's homework while chatting endlessly, or they can't write a five-ten-ten essay together quietly and then they think of something and chat together excitedly.

Yuan Xin violated the above two laws.

As soon as he entered the room, he held Shen Xun's hands affectionately: "Dear one——"

Shen Xunmu said indifferently: "I have finished all the homework."

"Ah - you are the light of the sun, you are the light of the moon, you are the light of all planets, you are the light of X-rays, you are the positive energy of the whole universe*..." Yuan Xin was moved with tears in his eyes, Recite a song on the spot.

Shen Xun: "...Brother, let go, I'll get you homework. And next time, can you recite something with style?"

Yuan Xin frantically followed behind Shen Xun, and took the homework book with an intoxicated expression on his face: "Great, I will provide you with a canteen meal card for a week after returning to school, and if you want to buy water between classes, feel free to send me!"

With a copy of the homework already in his hand, Yuan Xin was not in such a hurry. He opened the workbook and copied the numbers and corner steps frantically, while vomited the bitterness of his vacation.

"Do you know how I spend this holiday? The tutors come at eight o'clock in the morning. Five tutors take turns a day, one and a half hours at a time. After lunch time is free, they are basically connected. Wait until the evening for the rest of the day. Do your homework at twelve o'clock, and the next day the five tutors will come again..."

Shen Xun wondered: "Five a day? You still have one subject that you don't need to make up?"

Yuan Xin: "..."

Yuan Xin: "...you go away, I don't have a friend like you."

The two laughed and chatted for a while, before Yuan Xin continued to recount his experience with grief and indignation: "I make up all six subjects! The reason why I only make up five subjects a day is because the teacher wants one day off every week! I count on my fingers every day. When will school start, the holidays are much more tiring than the ones spent at school, and I'm really drunk."

Seeing what Yuan Xin said almost burst into tears, Shen Xun was also full of sympathy.Before he could verbally express his sympathy for Yuan Xin's tragic experience, he heard the miserable voice on the other side who was almost crying: "New Year's Thirty, New Year's Thirty, I made up three lessons-New Year's Thirty Why are there still teachers who are willing to come out to make up lessons, are they not new years? Will their conscience not hurt?"

Shen Xun: "..."

He tilted his head and recalled what he was doing in his thirties: "On the night of the Spring Festival, I wanted to do my homework."

"And then?" Yuan Xin cast his eyes on Shen Xun, looking at him expectantly.

"Then my cousin said that I do my homework on New Year's Day, and I will do my homework for a year from now on. He forced me to play mahjong for half the night."

Yuan Xin: "...the winner in life should not put on a miserable posture!"

After copying two or three sets of papers in a row, Yuan Xin let out a long breath: "Okay, I'll rest for a while."

Shen Xun, who was struggling to sort out knowledge points: "Eh? Has it been a long time?"

He took out his phone and took a look, confirming that Yuan Xin had only copied for 10 minutes.

Shen Xun: "..."

"Pure copying consumes more blue bars." Yuan Xin excused embarrassingly: "Okay, we haven't seen each other for a holiday, and it's hard to come to your place for a day and spend all our time studying? Don't you Flipping through the book, it’s okay to play for a day in a holiday.”

In fact, I didn't just play for one day during this holiday.Shen Xun thought silently in his heart.But he had already expected this kind of thing to happen when he invited Yuan Xin, so he just put down his pen and said slowly: "What are you playing?"

"Let me give you a mobile game that draws cards. This kind of game is very popular recently." Yuan Xin laughed while talking: "Let me see the luck of Xueba. Let me tell you, I am What about Emperor Ou?"

Shen Xun's attitude towards how to play has always been casual, watching Yuan Xin download the file package on his mobile phone neatly, and boasting: "Your home internet speed is really fast."

After taking over the phone, Shen Xun flipped through it according to the operation prompts, and Yuan Xin also reminded: "You don't need to read the synopsis, it's there every time you click on it. Just tap twice to skip it. Yes, the dialogue also skips. However, you can just draw the card directly."

Shen Xun drew a card according to the process prompt on the phone, and turned his head to look at Yuan Xin: "SR, are you lucky?"

"This is a guarantee card, and everyone has one." Yuan Xin complained silently.

Shen Xun: "..."

"Look, you still have enough card fragments left to collect one card, so try it out."

Shen Xun casually clicked on the card drawing interface, and drew a heart on the place where the symbol was drawn.

"SSR, is it a good card?" Shen Xun asked again.

Yuan Xin: "...Yes, this is the card with the highest rarity in the game. You will see SSR in the first draw, why are you so obnoxious if I go?"

Shen Xun still has a little understanding of what Ou Buou said, and he can probably guess that it is a compliment for his strength.He nodded casually and asked, "Then I can't smoke now."

"Fight monsters and collect fragments. Once you have enough card fragments, you can draw." Yuan Xin watched Shen Xun guide the characters unfamiliarly and slowly, and took Shen Xun's mobile phone: "No, let me do it! I will give it to you." You collect shards to draw cards! I want to see if your luck is really that good!"

"Well, then you come." Shen Xun nodded, and tentatively said: "Then I went back to sort out the biology notes?"

"Go, go." Yuan Xin waved his hand casually: "I'll call you when I get enough pieces."

Shen Xun returned to his book with a smile.

Ten minutes later, Yuan Xin was still struggling in the rookie dungeon, when he suddenly yelled, "Shen Xun has a text message from you."

It was Gu Hang who sent it, asking Shen Xun to go to his study.

Shen Xun went out in a daze as he said, but as soon as he entered the study, Gu Hangyin, who was hiding behind the door, held him down on the spot with a smile.

Gu Hang: "Hey hey."

Shen Xun: "...let go, I'm out of breath."

"You called yourself angry yesterday." Gu Hang sneered, and let go of the hand that clamped Shen Xun's shoulder: "Baby, you can just say what you think about my age, it's not like I didn't give it to you." You have seen my muscular lines. Why did you instruct your classmates to tease me about my age?"

"It's really not what I instructed." Shen Xun suddenly felt wronged: "Do you blame me for looking so old?"

Gu Hang: "..."

Seeing that his boyfriend's expression was not right, Shen Xun tried his best to comfort him humanitarianly: "Okay, okay, you don't grow old, you just look a little anxious. Are you happy? Smile."

Gu Hang: "..."

He suppressed his desire to beat Shen Xun, and said slowly: "You were never this bad before."

Shen Xun said innocently: "But you were never 27 years old before."

Gu Hang: "..."

MD can't live through this day!

Shen Xun was hijacked by her boyfriend to the armchair in the study, Gu Hang scratched Shen Xun's itchy flesh with a gloomy face.During this period, Shen Xun resisted many times, but was eventually suppressed ruthlessly.

"It's a one-on-one fight!" Afterwards, Shen Xun said angrily, "Come here aboveboard! Do you have the nerve to use such a low-handed method to treat a man who has lost his temper?"

"Stupid boy." Gu Hang said lovingly, "The elderly are weak, so they don't have the physical strength to challenge you openly."

Shen Xun: "..."

While stretching out his hand to rub his sore cheek from smiling, he pressed his other hand on his right abdomen throbbing with pain, and gritted his teeth, threatening: "One day I will press you to the ground, rubbing, rubbing, Kacha Kacha..."

"I'm not as cruel as you." After making a move, Gu Hang calmed down, and only looked at his little boyfriend with a smile: "The most I can do is press you on the bed and rub it. Well, gurgling, rubbing."

Shen Xun: "..." If you only compare him with a yellow accent, Shen Xun will not be able to compare with him in three lifetimes!

"So what's the matter with sending me a text message?" Shen Xun quickly changed the topic.

"It's okay." Gu Hang's eyes flashed with a wolfish ambition: "You said yesterday that you want your classmates to stay overnight, right? You see, since your classmates live in your bedroom, you can move in and live with me... "

"Oh, dream about it." Shen Xun said indifferently, "I still remember how many guest rooms there are on the second floor."

Gu Hang: "...Actually, you don't have to remember so clearly."

"Cut." Shen Xun: "If I don't remember clearly, then I will be in trouble."

The wishful thinking failed, Gu Hang sighed sadly, and said miserably: "I just miss you. Since your classmate came, you not only kept laughing when he called me uncle, but even missed lunch. Didn't come down to eat with us. I want to ask you to come out, but I can only send you a text message through the cold mobile phone..."

"Then you don't know, that text message was received by my classmate." Shen Xun said with hatred at the right time.

Gu Hang: "..."

There really is no way to pass this day!

The author has something to say: *Adapted from Guo Moruo's "Tiangou"