This gold master is poisonous

The idea of ​​undressing mahjong was severely crossed out, but the idea of ​​playing mahjong itself is still good.

As an entertainment activity that has existed in China since ancient times, mahjong has developed a variety of ways to play, and each place is different, and the winning ratio is also different.

But in Shen Xun's eyes, they all look the same: anyway, he doesn't know anything about it.

Duan Pianran and Gu Hang sat one on his left and one on his right.These two people are still communicating with their eyes that ordinary people can't understand, and Shen Xun doesn't bother to pay attention to them.

He asked Tuke directly: "It's Chinese New Year, why did Brother Tu come to Brother Hang?"

Shen Xun still has a basic understanding of Tu Ke, he loves to play and can play, and his parents love him, so he looks like a playboy.But no matter how the waves usually fly, it is really unreasonable not to be at home during the Chinese New Year.

What's more, even if Tu Ke didn't spend the New Year at Tu's house, wouldn't he spend the New Year with Han Shenglin?

Tu Ke pulled out a smile, but there was a sigh in his eyes: "Because although I am a game master, I don't play with my heart, let alone my life."

What he said was so endless, Shen Xun cast his eyes on Gu Hang and Duan Pianran thoughtfully, but found that their faces showed a clear look.

Of course Duan Pianran understood.He kindly mentioned Tu Ke last night. Tu Ke, a big Chinese New Year's Eve dinner and Han Shenglin who left Tu's house and Han's house, made it clear that he came to surrender.As for Gu Hang, who already had a lot of guesses about what would happen next, as soon as Tu Ke showed his attitude, he automatically entered the number, and he was very clear in his heart.

There were four at a table, and only the innocent student Shen Xun didn't understand what Tu Ke was talking about, nor did he know how to play mahjong, so he had to turn his head to watch the fireworks outside through the window.

The dice on the mahjong table had already rolled out the result, and Shen Xun felt his eyes go dark when he looked at it.Duan Pianran smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, you just have to draw with me, three groups at a time, and one card for the last time."

Shen Xun fumbled for the cards a little clumsily.The other three people on the table counted the cards quickly, all three cards have been played, and he is still frantically sorting the cards.

Seeing that he was in a hurry, Gu Hang intentionally changed the rhythm: "There should always be a bet in playing cards."

"Such a thing needs to be mentioned deliberately?" Duan Pianran raised his eyebrows a little surprised: "Old Gu, when will you not even be able to lose a card?"

Gu Hang's eyes turned to Shen Xun's direction secretly, and he said slowly: "What's the point of simply playing with money, not to mention that it's the Chinese New Year, and it won't look good if you lose. Let's change the game——"

Tuke cut in midway: "Oh, so I still have to play strip mahjong..."

Duan Biran: "..."

Gu Hang: "..."

The two said angrily at the same time: "Shut up."

Tuke touched the tip of his nose resentfully.

"The winner should choose one of the three present to ask questions." Without Tuke's interruption, Gu Hang spoke very smoothly this time: "There is no one here who can't even answer a question."

The other two had no objection, and Shen Xun looked up at Gu Hangtian and smiled: Gu Hang proposed this way of bargaining, obviously for his sake.It is true that Gu Hang and Duan Pianran would be willing to pay for him if he lost the bet, but Shen Xun felt sorry for bothering them in the game.

Although I don't know the rules of mahjong in detail, I have never eaten pork and seen pigs running.For Shen Xun, a rookie, everyone mainly encourages them, saying that he will be able to do it.

Shen Xun followed the habits of the game he had seen at the uncle's house before, and went straight to play a red one.

"Touch." Tuke lazily threw out a loose card: "[-]."

"Touch." Shen Xun pushed down [-], and was about to reach out to get the cards, when Gu Hang and Duan Biran stopped him together.

"You are called 'eat', and three of the same cards are called 'peng'." Gu Hang corrected this typical novice mistake for him: "'eat' can only be 'eat' to go to the table, and 'peng' can fill the table. Come. Or if you are about to 'listen', you can also 'eat' the table."

"Understood." Shen Xun nodded, and helped up his own cards again.

The process of just learning cards was like this. Shen Xun made low-level mistakes such as breaking a bid, eating six-claw and playing six-claw.While "eating" the six shots played by Shen Xun, Gu Hang said incredulously, "Xiao Xun, what kind of trick are you doing?"

"Don't you have to have a 'catch' or 'pong' card in front of you to bid?"

"No, there's no need for that. Oh, Tuco's reconciled."

Tuko pushed the cards away, and patrolled the faces of the three losers happily.Just when he was looking directly at Shen Xun, who was about to move, Gu Hang and Duan Pianran forced him back at the same time.

——Based on their understanding of Tuko, they agreed that the other party could not ask any serious questions.

Sure enough, the next second, Tu Ke went straight to Gu Hang who was firing the cannon, and said cheerfully, "Old Gu, which position do you like best?"

Shen Xun: "..."

"Of course it's okay to tell you." Gu Hang glanced at Shen Xun beside him, and said cautiously, "But I want to explain in advance that I am a decent person."

"I can give you a dozen friends with benefits." Duan Pianran said with a straight face, "Will you let my cousin and younger siblings go when you ask such a shameful question next time?"

Before Tu Ke could react to Duan Pianran's words of "brother and sister", Gu Hang gave a strong counterattack: "Why, Pianran, you mean to dedicate yourself?"

"Yes." Duan Pianran smiled provocatively: "You let Tu Ke just ask."

"Okay, then I'll change someone." Tu Ke happily directed the gunfire at Duan Pianran: "What is the most commonly used companion when masturbating?"

Duan Pianran really said generously: "Your Brother Liang's photo."

Shen Xun silently covered his face, he felt that he really shouldn't come to play mahjong.

Sure enough, next Tuke got lucky and won consecutively. He got to know Duan Pianran's favorite play, Duan Pianran's favorite place, and Duan Pianran's favorite words of begging for mercy.

Shen Xun couldn't bear the desire to complain: "To be honest, Brother Liang doesn't even know so much."

"Xiao Xun, I've always regarded you as my younger brother." Tu Ke, who was in high spirits, was thrown cold water on his head—considering what Shen Xun said, Duan Pianran's eyes gradually changed, from unlimited to very determined: "So can you stop stabbing brother with a backhand? You see, brother has never stabbed you before."

"Oh, this is very interesting." Gu Hang smiled warmly: "Who are you trying to stab? Who have you been stabbing just now?"

Shen Xun: "..."

Duan Biran: "..."

Tuco: "!!!"

No matter who Tuco was stabbing before, everyone wants to stab you now.Shen Xun thought silently.

But the next round was won by Gu Hang.

"Let me rectify the atmosphere of being taken away." Gu Hang nodded seriously: "Tuke, I know that you backed some of us back then, and made a private fight with Lao Liang and the others. Series nicknames. Then what are our nicknames?"

"Duan Pianran is a beautiful Duan." Tu Ke shrugged his shoulders: "Brother Liang is a kind person from Liang, and Lao Han is a scholar from Han."

"What about Brother Hang?" Shen Xun couldn't help asking.

"Gu Dazheng." Tuke added deliberately: "This is an ironic technique, euphemistically and implicitly alluding to his sullenness and hypocrisy. The mood of daring to be angry but not to speak made Lao Gu's pretentious and pure image come to life on paper."

Shen Xun: "..." Besides your side job of eating, drinking and having fun, you teach Chinese.

Gu Hang: "..."

"Don't look at me with that expression." Tuke sighed: "If it weren't for my conscience, you think I want to tell the truth? It would be nice to say that your nickname is Gu Big Butthole in front of Shen Xun Woolen cloth."

Gu Hang: "..." Brother, you can do it.

The next mahjong game was finally Shen Xun's turn to win.

He finally had no breaks, no missing cards, no missed draws, and no matchmaker.The opening is smooth, a natural pair of bars; do not touch or eat, stand straight in front of the door and clear.As soon as the front foot heard it, the back foot drew the cards by itself, and the speed was so fast that it didn't look like a rookie.

Tu Ke yelled "Xiao Xun, don't cheat", stretched his neck and tapped the cards in Shen Xun's hand, and finally sighed: "I heard that people who don't know how to play will be lucky. That's what happened."

"You ask." Gu Hang pushed the mahjong, looked at Shen Xun with a smile: "Have you decided what to ask?"

Shen Xun didn't think about it.He never thought he could win.

But he did have a question to ask, it's just that the question didn't fit the relaxed and happy atmosphere at the moment.

"I want to ask you a question." He smiled at Gu Hang: "It's past the New Year's Eve, can I ask you in private?"

"What's wrong with this? Since when have I never paid attention to the request you and I made?" Gu Hang smiled openly, and flipped the dice casually: "Pianran draws a card, and this puts you in the dealership."

"If you want to ask Gu Hang about it, I still know about it." Tu Ke expressed regret that he didn't see it as Gu Hang's excitement: "If you want to know anything, you can ask me."

"Okay, okay." Shen Xun responded sadly while thinking: If one day he took the initiative to go to Tuke to fill his mind with yellow waste, how hard he would be.

"Is the whole table reconciled?" Duan Pianran raised his eyelids: "I'm the only one missing, right?"

Gu Hang smiled and said: "Then you and one have a look."

"What's the rush, here it is." Duan Pianran picked up a card and played it out, sighing: "You're such a good reminder, it's reconciled."

Shen Xun: "!!!" He doesn't know much about mahjong, and the dealer makes a draw right after the game is played, isn't that considered peace?

Tu Ke on the opposite side had already stood up, rubbing his eyes while counting Duan Ran's tiles, while Gu Hang on the right didn't even look at the mahjong tiles, but put his head down on the table instead.

Shen Xun couldn't stand it anymore, and tugged on Gu Hang's cuff: "Brother Hang, what are you doing?"

"I'll check where the mahjong machine has been tampered with." Gu Hang said solemnly.He turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone and took a photo under the table for a while, but he couldn't find Chou Yinmao, so he had to announce regretfully: "This mahjong table is broken, please replace it with a new one."

"Can you still have a bit of card style?" Duan Pianran stabbed Gu Hang before turning his face to Shen Xun: "I asked your cousin."

"Excuse me."

"I heard your cousin, Brother Hang, Brother Tu, and Brother Liang are very proficient in calling. Xiao Xun, how many good brothers do you have?"

"Except for the one surnamed Han, all of you 'Your circle is really chaotic' are my good brothers." Shen Xun said coldly.

The author has something to say: Duan Pianran: How many good brothers do you have, and why every pair of brothers can get angry when they are right.

Shen Xun (indifferent jpg): Your circle is already in chaos, blame me.