This gold master is poisonous

Seeing Duan Pianran leave, Shen Xun, with his ears pricked up, touched Gu Hang's study room worriedly, wondering if he wanted to call 120 and call the police by the way.

Fortunately, Gu Hang was sitting behind the desk, and he was still looking through the records on the computer. When Shen Xun came in, he just smiled and said hello.

"Brother Hang scared me to death. There was no movement in your room for a long time. I thought..."

Gu Hang smiled and shook his head: "Don't worry, I understand him. But he can't do anything to me, he was joking with you before."

"Oh." Shen Xun said expressionlessly, "Then you guys are very familiar."

"Jealous?" Gu Hang couldn't help beckoning to Shen Xun, and moved on the large armchair to make room for him: "You can eat other people's jealousy, but it's just like this... "

While talking, Gu Hang exaggeratedly drew Duan Ran's height and waist circumference: "Xiao Xun, do you think my taste is heavy?"

Shen Xun couldn't help but enjoy himself when he thought about it.On weekdays, he and Gu Hang are always together, and he has a certain understanding of Gu Hang's aesthetics.At least a majestic figure like Duan Pianran even passed the first level.

He walked up to Gu Hang according to the other party's wishes, and seeing that Gu Hang didn't mind, he glanced at the document on the desktop, and after browsing a few lines, he came to his senses: "Hey, Brother Hang, you are..."

"I looked through the list of gifts I made before for each family." Gu Hang explained gently, "You probably don't know these people very well. I'll help you sort out the relationship after you finish the college entrance examination."

Knowing that this was Gu Hang's tactful expression of his determination to establish a long-term and stable relationship with him, Shen Xun smiled slightly, and kissed Gu Hang on the side of the cheek: "Okay."

The atmosphere between the two of you is so sweet, but Shen Xun glanced at the document that was turning pages from the corner of his eye, and pressed the mouse to stop the automatic function of the document's slow scrolling: "Wait a minute."

"What..." Gu Hang's words were automatically swallowed in the middle of what he said - Shen Xun knew those people in total, and now he glanced roughly at the screen, and he knew who Shen Xun was looking for.

Sure enough, Shen Xun said in a low voice word by word: "Old Han, a pot of hand-brewed green plum wine..."

Gu Hang bit the bullet, and softened his gentle tone: "There is no need for a special gift with him. Even if his personality has changed a lot now, it is always right to love elegance, just send altar wine."

"Yeah." Shen Xun nodded dispensably: "Isn't it okay to give ordinary wine as a gift? Is this jar of wine particularly expensive or commemorative?"

"It doesn't make any sense. It's just that one year a few friends went to the plum forest together, and they each picked some green plums and came back to make wine for others. This year, I suddenly remembered such a crop. I saw that the wine that year was also successfully brewed."

"That's it." Shen Xun grasped the point thoughtfully: "So you brewed it yourself."

Gu Hang: "..."

Shen Xun tore off Gu Hang's arm around his waist, and slowly said: "Oh, you haven't even made me a snack, but let me bake you mousse cakes and small cookies. But I don't have any objections, What can I say, Boss Han is your childhood sweetheart..."

Gu Hang: "..."

Gu Hang knew that the big thing was not good, so he couldn't help but cast himself on the ground, crying bitterly and said: "I made a mistake, Xiao Xun, it's all my fault? Can I cook well today? Can we stop giving green plum wine? Save the wine for the New Year You drink, you can give whatever you say."

"Really." Shen Xun glanced at Gu Hang: "Then send a wreath."

Gu Hang: "..."

"With flowers and paper, isn't Boss Han so elegant, how elegant is this?"

Gu Hang: "..."

"Okay, I'm just joking." Shen Xun reluctantly glanced at the computer screen for the last time: "I don't drink alcohol, so you can give it away if you like. But today you just agreed to cook."

Seeing Shen Xun walk out of the study, Gu Hang sighed and deleted the words "Hand-brewed green plum wine" in the document.Then he glanced in the direction of the door suspiciously, and said to himself: "...Is he really angry or fake?"

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The words he said were like splashed water, Gu Hang sighed and entered the kitchen that night, facing the servant who asked if the menu should be adjusted today, he said heroically: "I will cook today's dishes. "

The kitchen fell into a strange silence. After a while, the chef tentatively said: "Frying, frying, cooking, stewing, steaming, honey sauce, roasting, mixing, stewing and smoking. I don't know which one you are better at?"

Gu Hang blinked cutely: "I have zero foundation."

The two looked at each other, one was full of "I'm serious", while the other was full of "you are fucking kidding me".

Gu Hang: "..."

chef:"……"

Although the boss has convulsions, he is the one responsible for paying the wages after all.While worrying in his heart, "It's unlucky to burn down the kitchen when the Chinese New Year is coming soon", the chef quickly refreshed the menu prepared today - don't want complicated ones with technical content, but choose simple ones, he can I was there to help.

"Then do you need my assistance?"

"It is very necessary." Gu Hang said honestly, "Otherwise I don't know how to do it."

"Okay, can you see these dishes? Winter melon and barley soup, scrambled eggs with tomato, shredded potato with cold salad, fried shredded pork with celery, and chicken wings with cola?"

"I really want to agree, but I can't." Gu Hang knew that the chef chose simple dishes on purpose, but it was useless, because the person who wanted to eat his cooking was Shen Xun, and Shen Xun had to order the menu: "Dry fried meatballs, hibiscus chicken slices, deep-fried prawns, Wensi tofu, bean sprouts stuffed pork, boiled cabbage. Do you think these are feasible?"

chef:"……"

He looked at Gu Hang in despair, thinking that you, sir, would kill me directly.

"I'll double your salary this month." Gu Hang knew that his request might be a bit embarrassing, so he volunteered.

During the New Year, Gu Zhai's salary was doubled, but now Gu Hang's salary is four times the normal salary.However, the chef was not happy, he shook his head in embarrassment: "Sir, it's not about money..." It's mainly about technology.You have zero foundation, and you have to cook such a difficult dish when you come up.Among other things, have you seen a hot oil pan in the past 20 years?

However, the employer's attitude is so firm that the chef can't just say directly, "Don't dream, you can wash up and go to bed." He could only take a deep breath and forced a smile: "Then you try it first." Bar."

"It's okay, you can just talk and guide on the sidelines, and don't interfere." Gu Hang looked at the chef's attitude and fully realized that Shen Xun was deliberately embarrassing others, so he grinned: "He ordered by himself, I said Let him taste everything one by one."

bring it on!Hurt each other!Facing and biting is the joy of life!

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Duan Pianran went home for dinner that night.

His eyes swept across the dry croquettes of different sizes, shredded pork stuffed with bean sprouts separated from the body, fried prawns fried in oil that were half mushy, hardened sliced ​​hibiscus chicken, mushy Wensi tofu, and The turbid boiled cabbage remained silent for a long time.

"Before I knew it," Duan Pianran finally said after a while, "Did Gu's file for bankruptcy? It's not like this at noon, you guys are acting too fast."

Gu Hang: "..."

"Or," Duan Pianran cast his resentful eyes on Shen Xun: "cousin, if you don't like it, I can tell you directly. I may not even notice it in such a tactful way. Do you want to know that there is no ration and you have to replenish it?" What do I eat when it's salty?"

Shen Xun: "..."

"Forget it, I know you all love me." Duan Pianran closed his eyes like an aria.He stretched out his chopsticks and randomly picked up a dish and put it in his mouth, then turned to Gu Hang and sighed from the bottom of his heart: "It's hard to eat, it's really hard to eat. Isn't your chef's spirit a little moved? Sudden cerebral hemorrhage is still I can struggle to cook a table of dishes for you."

Gu Hang: "..."

Shen Xun took the opportunity to reveal the truth: "The cook is fine, the dishes are all cooked by Brother Hang."

"..." Gu Hang said in a low voice: "Xiao Xun, this is the dish you ordered yourself."

"This is men in love." Duan Pianran said disdainfully: "Flirting will make them forget their cousins ​​and friends, forget the taste of food, and forget how distinct a patriot who has been away from the country for many years has a distinct taste for Chinese food." love and longing."

Shen Xun: "..."

Gu Hang: "..."

Gu Hang said foolishly: "Pianran, did you learn how to be miserable when you left the motherland?" I remember that you have never done this before.

"I'm mainly training the skills of acting like a baby urgently, whoever asks him to eat this." Duan Pianran said without changing his expression.His speech just now was all about the unpalatable food on the table, but he didn't show any mercy under the chopsticks, and his mouth was not idle while talking: "After all, I no longer have the beauty I am proud of... Alas, old man Gu, do you think my flirtatious ability is okay?"

Gu Hang: "..."

He really didn't want to face his friend who had been completely perverted after being abroad for many years, so he had to grab Shen Xun with his backhand. Regardless of the other party's struggle, he committed domestic violence in broad daylight—he picked up a chopstick and stuffed it into Shen Xun's mouth, and stuffed it at the same time. While grinning, he said, "It's all for you, don't be polite."

Shen Xun groaned after being fed by him, and swallowed while angrily said: "It's the bean sprouts stuffed with shredded pork, it's obviously fried bean sprouts with shredded pork, you still have the nerve to say it!"

"I stuffed a hundred or so bean sprouts for three hours, but they all fell apart!" Gu Hang became angry when he thought about it: "And that Wensi Tofu is so good at knife skills... Do you dare to say that you didn't deliberately punish me? "

"I'll punish you, but I never expected that you can only stew pig food." Shen Xun frankly admitted his spoof psychology.

"Can the hatred between the two of you be resolved in the small black room, so that you don't hurt innocent people here?" Duan Pianran, who was using Wensi tofu as a tofu soup, put down his spoon helplessly: "Pay attention to quality, What are you talking about?"

"By the way." Duan Pianran, who was half full after eating, suddenly remembered something: "I was in a hurry, and I forgot to settle down Shen Xun before I left. Where did you come from being so kind, Lao Gu, to help me with the food? Xiao Xun takes over and takes care of it?"

Gu Hang: "..."

Shen Xun: "Hehehe."

Gu Hang let go, and let go of Shen Xun who was forcibly held down by him: "Okay, you have a good talk with Biran, let's vent your long-standing anger."

"What about you?" Shen Xun turned to look at Gu Hang.

"Me?" Gu Hang closed his eyes and clasped his hands together: "I will recite scriptures in my heart for Lao Han."