This gold master is poisonous
Chapter 23 On the Cultivation of a Bear Child
After Gu Hang completed the discharge procedures, Shen Xun followed him step by step.Tu Ke got into Han Shenglin's car, and the two drove away first. As for Mai Lizhong, he also had other things to leave.Shen Xun also sat on the back seat of Gu Hang's car holding the small basket for the dog.
Gu Hang, the co-pilot, glanced at Shen Xun in the rearview mirror and motioned him to put on his seat belt.Shen Xun didn't say anything and did it in a muffled voice, every movement and every instruction was absolutely unambiguous.
"Why are you so obedient today?" Gu Hang casually opened the refrigerator and took out a bottle of cold drink and threw it to Shen Xun: "We'll take you back to school first. We'll come over at noon, have you eaten today?"
Shen Xun didn't want to bother him anymore, but said: "Eat."
"That's too dull." Gu Hang deliberately teased him: "Is the school cafeteria not good? Do you want me to send you food at noon every day?"
"Don't!" Shen Xun quickly stopped him.He reacted quickly this time, as soon as he raised his head, he met Gu Hang's playful eyes through the rearview mirror - he couldn't get up his energy just now, but now he is very energetic.
"..."
Shen Xun turned his gaze away, tightened his hand holding the little milk dog's basket, and said in a low voice: "I'm sorry, Brother Hang, I was too willful and thoughtless yesterday."
"Why is this self-willed." Gu Hang also took out a bottle of ice water and unscrewed it, and asked him with a smile: "You are the person who gave the dog, the person who decided to keep the dog, the person who used the dog as an experiment at his own risk, Or the person who gloated and watched the dog bite my leather shoes? Not at all. If you want to talk about being willful, you have to liquidate us first. I have already admitted my mistake for this just now, so Xiao Xun, stop taking trouble on your own head."
Gu Hang looked back at Shen Xun, saw that he was still bowing his head, his expression was still a little gloomy, and immediately sold Han Shenglin without thinking - anyway, he was the one who provoked this incident, Gu Hang was not guilty at all.
"Besides, you just want to keep a pet, so you can't be self-willed. Old Han left a note for his family back then, and then ran to the South Pole alone. That's really self-willed."
The word "Old Han" aroused Shen Xun's fighting spirit like a conditioned reflex, Shen Xun raised his head immediately, and subconsciously said: "So his incomplete conscience was eaten up by penguins in Antarctica?"
Gu Hang: "...I found something, Shen Xun."
He sighed and said: "Ten words of encouragement and comfort to you are not as good as me mentioning the word 'Old Han' in front of you. You would rather put aside your negative emotions and fight with Lao Han to the end. "
Shen Xun: "..." He had no words to refute.
"No wonder some people say that 'love is often fragile and short-lived, but hate is strong and long-lasting'. I have seen this." Gu Hang shook his head and joked: "When I give you tutoring at night, if you secretly yawn again, I will punish you You copy Lao Han's name ten times."
This is too tragic, I'm going to spit out the supper.Shen Xun shivered subconsciously, and secretly vowed in his heart that if he wanted to yawn again, he must carry Gu Hang to the bathroom to solve it.
Fake coughing twice and clearing his throat, Shen Xun changed the topic stiffly: "Han... What did the boss go to Antarctica?"God knows how hard he worked to swallow the word sb after Han's surname.
"Celebrating the [-]th coming-of-age ceremony and taking pictures." Gu Hang turned his head away when he saw that Shen Xun's condition had recovered, and he leaned on the back of the chair lazily with his eyes closed: "He played DSLR quite well. At that time, his elder brother hadn't died yet. , Lao Han is still a complete Wenqing...Of course, he is half of it now."
Han Shenglin has an older brother?No wonder looking through his dark history, he is a virtuous and virtuous poet who writes poetry. It is estimated that the heir of the family is his eldest brother.
Shen Xun was stunned for a moment, but didn't say anything.Boss Han's status in Shen Xun's mind is about equal to that of a paramecium. Is there anything worthy of his speech for a paramecium and another paramecium of the same kind?No.
"If you still feel sorry, come back tonight and do something." Gu Hang said softly in front.
"What?" Shen Xun asked immediately.
Anyway, today is Friday, no matter what you do, it doesn't matter even if you stay up late.What's more, Shen Xun didn't think that Gu Hang would take advantage of this to make things difficult for himself.
Gu Hang opened his eyes and looked at Shen Xun with a smile: "Come back tonight and go to the kitchen to bake two desserts. I want to eat cookies and small cakes."
Shen Xun already knew about Gu Hang's preference for sweets and girly taste, since the other party made such a request, Shen Xun of course agreed without hesitation.
Gu Hang took a deep look at Shen Xun, and closed his eyes again, but the smile on his face didn't leave for a long time.
Shen Xun cast his eyes on the rapidly passing scenery outside the window, and felt the condensed breath in his heart slowly loosen.
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When school was over that afternoon, Shen Xun unexpectedly saw Han Shenglin and Tu Ke in the living room again.Han Shenglin was facing the door, and the two looked at each other with displeasure and disgust in their eyes.
While thinking "Why is this guy here again", "MDZZ", "Sure enough, the way I opened the door was wrong", Shen Xun took off his schoolbag and threw it on the free sofa, saying hello: "Brother Hang, Tu elder brother."
After perfunctory coping, Shen Xun turned and left, but was stopped by Han Shenglin with a sneer: "Didn't you see me?"
Shen Xun: "Hehe, who are you?"
Gu Hang: "..." He didn't look surprised at all.
Han Shenglin raised his eyelids and glanced at Shen Xun: "Don't pretend to be stupid. I heard you are cooking today?"
Shen Xun smiled back, "Listen to the left and right, your ears are really long, the tip of your nose may have reached under someone else's chopping board."
"..." Han Shenglin squinted his eyes and looked at Shen Xun coldly, but Shen Xun stared back.Three seconds later, Tu Ke couldn't bear to see it, so he reached out and dialed Shen Xun: "Xiao Xun, help me make a pot of tea."
"Bring me a glass of honey water, thank you." Gu Hang also added, intentionally or unintentionally raising his hand to light a cigarette, his arm just blocking the crossed sight of the two.
Shen Xun turned around and left without saying a word, never thinking that the bastard surnamed Han was still behind him and added shamelessly: "Give me a cup too. Not sweet, not bitter, not salty."
Shen Xun: "Hehe."
More than ten minutes later, Shen Xun walked to the coffee table with a tray, put down his flower tea in front of Tu Ke, handed Gu Hang a cup of honey water, and finally put a cup of light red liquid under Han Shenglin's nose with a cold eyebrow.
"Rose dew?" Han Shenglin looked down at the glass of liquid with red petals floating up and down.
"Regulate qi and relieve stagnation, activate blood and dissipate blood stasis." Shen Xun smiled grimly, showing his white teeth: "Irregular menstruation is mainly treated. Mr. Han has worked hard, he loses too much blood every day, and is so angry."
Han Shenglin: "..."
"No sweet drinks, no coffee, no sea salt, I want a cup of sour lemonade." Han Shenglin squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "Are you usually so self-assessed with Lao Gu?"
"Oh, look at your short temper." Shen Xun smiled hypocritically, and slapped the cup on the coffee table: "It's good to make it for you, whether you like it or not, you will die of thirst if you don't drink it."
Gu Hang: "..." With a little headache, he raised his hand and rubbed his temple.
Shen Xun didn't linger too long, and left this place of right and wrong in a flash.Han Shenglin's anger was stuffed back into his mouth by his nimble movements. After three seconds, he felt that he really needed a little rose dew to relieve his depression.
The moment he raised his head and drank the whole glass of pink drink, Boss Han's angry roar and violent coughing echoed on the whole floor: "Shen Xun! Cough cough cough cough, are you fucking three years old this year! "
With quick eyes and hands, Tu Ke grabbed the cup that Han Shenglin threw on the coffee table casually. The base was unstable and turned and then fell down. He brought it to his lips and wiped the residual liquid with the tip of his tongue.
"Yes……"
His voice coincided with Han Shenglin's answer to Gu Hang's concerned question: "Ahem, cough, this is fucking chili water! I said why is it so red! Cough, cough, Shen Xun, how much fucking chili powder did you put in it?" !"
Shen Xun smiled from a distance from the kitchen, hiding his achievements and fame.
Gu Hang: "..." Sure enough, the two of them should not be brought together.
With a long sigh, he patted the back of Han Shenglin who was coughing constantly, and then he picked up his glass of untouched honey water and stuffed it into the other's hand.Boss Han had just swallowed two breaths, and Shen Xun stood up and rubbed the fire without any haste.
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. I accidentally made a mistake about this sour and spicy woman. If you want sour, I will give you spicy. But didn't the chairman say it earlier, boys and girls are the same, no difference! Boss Han, please bear with me, bear with me."
Gu Hang let out a muffled laugh, and held down Han Shenglin's shoulder, preventing him from jumping up and rushing to "take care" of Shen Xun.He said in a gentle voice: "Okay, Lao Han, are you angry with him for such a childish method?", while hurriedly gesturing to Shen Xun behind his back, implying that he should stop fanning the flames, or he will be designated to be beaten.
Shen Xun accepted it as soon as he saw it, and finally gave the farce a whistle of joy, then turned around and went back to the kitchen - this time he really couldn't get out.
Listening to the sound of "Come on, come on, he is young, are you also young?" and "Fuck you, pour a glass of chili water in one go and try to interrupt it without pain" and other sounds from the square hall, sinking Xun casually tossed up a plate, watched it swirl in the air and fell down, and then caught it firmly.
"When a friend comes, there will be good wine, if the jackal comes, there will be a hunting barn to welcome it~" Shen Xun shook his head proudly and hummed.
If Gu Hang were here, he would definitely sigh: a good child has been raised in his hands for more than a month, but it is getting worse and worse.
Bears are also strangely distinctive.
Gu Hang, the co-pilot, glanced at Shen Xun in the rearview mirror and motioned him to put on his seat belt.Shen Xun didn't say anything and did it in a muffled voice, every movement and every instruction was absolutely unambiguous.
"Why are you so obedient today?" Gu Hang casually opened the refrigerator and took out a bottle of cold drink and threw it to Shen Xun: "We'll take you back to school first. We'll come over at noon, have you eaten today?"
Shen Xun didn't want to bother him anymore, but said: "Eat."
"That's too dull." Gu Hang deliberately teased him: "Is the school cafeteria not good? Do you want me to send you food at noon every day?"
"Don't!" Shen Xun quickly stopped him.He reacted quickly this time, as soon as he raised his head, he met Gu Hang's playful eyes through the rearview mirror - he couldn't get up his energy just now, but now he is very energetic.
"..."
Shen Xun turned his gaze away, tightened his hand holding the little milk dog's basket, and said in a low voice: "I'm sorry, Brother Hang, I was too willful and thoughtless yesterday."
"Why is this self-willed." Gu Hang also took out a bottle of ice water and unscrewed it, and asked him with a smile: "You are the person who gave the dog, the person who decided to keep the dog, the person who used the dog as an experiment at his own risk, Or the person who gloated and watched the dog bite my leather shoes? Not at all. If you want to talk about being willful, you have to liquidate us first. I have already admitted my mistake for this just now, so Xiao Xun, stop taking trouble on your own head."
Gu Hang looked back at Shen Xun, saw that he was still bowing his head, his expression was still a little gloomy, and immediately sold Han Shenglin without thinking - anyway, he was the one who provoked this incident, Gu Hang was not guilty at all.
"Besides, you just want to keep a pet, so you can't be self-willed. Old Han left a note for his family back then, and then ran to the South Pole alone. That's really self-willed."
The word "Old Han" aroused Shen Xun's fighting spirit like a conditioned reflex, Shen Xun raised his head immediately, and subconsciously said: "So his incomplete conscience was eaten up by penguins in Antarctica?"
Gu Hang: "...I found something, Shen Xun."
He sighed and said: "Ten words of encouragement and comfort to you are not as good as me mentioning the word 'Old Han' in front of you. You would rather put aside your negative emotions and fight with Lao Han to the end. "
Shen Xun: "..." He had no words to refute.
"No wonder some people say that 'love is often fragile and short-lived, but hate is strong and long-lasting'. I have seen this." Gu Hang shook his head and joked: "When I give you tutoring at night, if you secretly yawn again, I will punish you You copy Lao Han's name ten times."
This is too tragic, I'm going to spit out the supper.Shen Xun shivered subconsciously, and secretly vowed in his heart that if he wanted to yawn again, he must carry Gu Hang to the bathroom to solve it.
Fake coughing twice and clearing his throat, Shen Xun changed the topic stiffly: "Han... What did the boss go to Antarctica?"God knows how hard he worked to swallow the word sb after Han's surname.
"Celebrating the [-]th coming-of-age ceremony and taking pictures." Gu Hang turned his head away when he saw that Shen Xun's condition had recovered, and he leaned on the back of the chair lazily with his eyes closed: "He played DSLR quite well. At that time, his elder brother hadn't died yet. , Lao Han is still a complete Wenqing...Of course, he is half of it now."
Han Shenglin has an older brother?No wonder looking through his dark history, he is a virtuous and virtuous poet who writes poetry. It is estimated that the heir of the family is his eldest brother.
Shen Xun was stunned for a moment, but didn't say anything.Boss Han's status in Shen Xun's mind is about equal to that of a paramecium. Is there anything worthy of his speech for a paramecium and another paramecium of the same kind?No.
"If you still feel sorry, come back tonight and do something." Gu Hang said softly in front.
"What?" Shen Xun asked immediately.
Anyway, today is Friday, no matter what you do, it doesn't matter even if you stay up late.What's more, Shen Xun didn't think that Gu Hang would take advantage of this to make things difficult for himself.
Gu Hang opened his eyes and looked at Shen Xun with a smile: "Come back tonight and go to the kitchen to bake two desserts. I want to eat cookies and small cakes."
Shen Xun already knew about Gu Hang's preference for sweets and girly taste, since the other party made such a request, Shen Xun of course agreed without hesitation.
Gu Hang took a deep look at Shen Xun, and closed his eyes again, but the smile on his face didn't leave for a long time.
Shen Xun cast his eyes on the rapidly passing scenery outside the window, and felt the condensed breath in his heart slowly loosen.
------------
When school was over that afternoon, Shen Xun unexpectedly saw Han Shenglin and Tu Ke in the living room again.Han Shenglin was facing the door, and the two looked at each other with displeasure and disgust in their eyes.
While thinking "Why is this guy here again", "MDZZ", "Sure enough, the way I opened the door was wrong", Shen Xun took off his schoolbag and threw it on the free sofa, saying hello: "Brother Hang, Tu elder brother."
After perfunctory coping, Shen Xun turned and left, but was stopped by Han Shenglin with a sneer: "Didn't you see me?"
Shen Xun: "Hehe, who are you?"
Gu Hang: "..." He didn't look surprised at all.
Han Shenglin raised his eyelids and glanced at Shen Xun: "Don't pretend to be stupid. I heard you are cooking today?"
Shen Xun smiled back, "Listen to the left and right, your ears are really long, the tip of your nose may have reached under someone else's chopping board."
"..." Han Shenglin squinted his eyes and looked at Shen Xun coldly, but Shen Xun stared back.Three seconds later, Tu Ke couldn't bear to see it, so he reached out and dialed Shen Xun: "Xiao Xun, help me make a pot of tea."
"Bring me a glass of honey water, thank you." Gu Hang also added, intentionally or unintentionally raising his hand to light a cigarette, his arm just blocking the crossed sight of the two.
Shen Xun turned around and left without saying a word, never thinking that the bastard surnamed Han was still behind him and added shamelessly: "Give me a cup too. Not sweet, not bitter, not salty."
Shen Xun: "Hehe."
More than ten minutes later, Shen Xun walked to the coffee table with a tray, put down his flower tea in front of Tu Ke, handed Gu Hang a cup of honey water, and finally put a cup of light red liquid under Han Shenglin's nose with a cold eyebrow.
"Rose dew?" Han Shenglin looked down at the glass of liquid with red petals floating up and down.
"Regulate qi and relieve stagnation, activate blood and dissipate blood stasis." Shen Xun smiled grimly, showing his white teeth: "Irregular menstruation is mainly treated. Mr. Han has worked hard, he loses too much blood every day, and is so angry."
Han Shenglin: "..."
"No sweet drinks, no coffee, no sea salt, I want a cup of sour lemonade." Han Shenglin squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "Are you usually so self-assessed with Lao Gu?"
"Oh, look at your short temper." Shen Xun smiled hypocritically, and slapped the cup on the coffee table: "It's good to make it for you, whether you like it or not, you will die of thirst if you don't drink it."
Gu Hang: "..." With a little headache, he raised his hand and rubbed his temple.
Shen Xun didn't linger too long, and left this place of right and wrong in a flash.Han Shenglin's anger was stuffed back into his mouth by his nimble movements. After three seconds, he felt that he really needed a little rose dew to relieve his depression.
The moment he raised his head and drank the whole glass of pink drink, Boss Han's angry roar and violent coughing echoed on the whole floor: "Shen Xun! Cough cough cough cough, are you fucking three years old this year! "
With quick eyes and hands, Tu Ke grabbed the cup that Han Shenglin threw on the coffee table casually. The base was unstable and turned and then fell down. He brought it to his lips and wiped the residual liquid with the tip of his tongue.
"Yes……"
His voice coincided with Han Shenglin's answer to Gu Hang's concerned question: "Ahem, cough, this is fucking chili water! I said why is it so red! Cough, cough, Shen Xun, how much fucking chili powder did you put in it?" !"
Shen Xun smiled from a distance from the kitchen, hiding his achievements and fame.
Gu Hang: "..." Sure enough, the two of them should not be brought together.
With a long sigh, he patted the back of Han Shenglin who was coughing constantly, and then he picked up his glass of untouched honey water and stuffed it into the other's hand.Boss Han had just swallowed two breaths, and Shen Xun stood up and rubbed the fire without any haste.
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. I accidentally made a mistake about this sour and spicy woman. If you want sour, I will give you spicy. But didn't the chairman say it earlier, boys and girls are the same, no difference! Boss Han, please bear with me, bear with me."
Gu Hang let out a muffled laugh, and held down Han Shenglin's shoulder, preventing him from jumping up and rushing to "take care" of Shen Xun.He said in a gentle voice: "Okay, Lao Han, are you angry with him for such a childish method?", while hurriedly gesturing to Shen Xun behind his back, implying that he should stop fanning the flames, or he will be designated to be beaten.
Shen Xun accepted it as soon as he saw it, and finally gave the farce a whistle of joy, then turned around and went back to the kitchen - this time he really couldn't get out.
Listening to the sound of "Come on, come on, he is young, are you also young?" and "Fuck you, pour a glass of chili water in one go and try to interrupt it without pain" and other sounds from the square hall, sinking Xun casually tossed up a plate, watched it swirl in the air and fell down, and then caught it firmly.
"When a friend comes, there will be good wine, if the jackal comes, there will be a hunting barn to welcome it~" Shen Xun shook his head proudly and hummed.
If Gu Hang were here, he would definitely sigh: a good child has been raised in his hands for more than a month, but it is getting worse and worse.
Bears are also strangely distinctive.
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