Mrs. Diplomacy of Star Reborn

Yi Rongdan, crossed

Today was originally the first anniversary of Yi Rongdan taking over as the foreign ministry spokesperson.

As a student majoring in Arabic, after graduating from a master's degree, Yi Rongdan entered the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, a department that relies on face, with his outstanding appearance. It has been ten years since he went around.First, he participated in the work at the grassroots level, went abroad to study, sorted out documents, and then he took over as the spokesperson. The special name is also because Yi Rongdan is simply too handsome.

Sword eyes and star eyebrows, facial features carved like knives, deep eye sockets, and a straight figure. Moreover, his voice is very magnetic, and it really matches his face super well.

As a diplomat, he stands outside to represent the face of a country. Naturally, he cares about his appearance. He gets up early every day to run and exercise. He is nearly 40 years old and his figure is not out of shape. Every day when he is free, he uses cucumber slices and potato chips to make a natural mask. Supplementing his skin with nutrients, speaking on stage, and applying BB cream in advance to cover dark circles, acne, and bristles to the point that his wife hates it, but he still enjoys it.

Today, Yi Rongdan has a press conference that needs to be attended. Put the third tie scarf and glasses into the briefcase, which is considered complete preparation.

"Since ancient times, the Xisha Islands have been the inherent territory of our country..." Yi Rongdan talked eloquently on the stage, and the reporters held up their microphones helplessly. Every time it was Yi Rongdan's turn to speak, there was basically no You can write about any breaking point. Ask him about things and he will say he doesn’t know about it. Ask him about his opinion and he will talk about ancient and modern times. Ask him about national policies and he will change the subject for you. Although the exchanges between countries are cautious, why is this handsome diplomat? Can't you just follow the example of the snake-sick Foreign Minister next door and just let it go?Although what the foreign minister said is outrageous and funny, but because of this, the newspaper sells well!

Anyway, no matter what the reporter thinks, he still answers the questions according to the rules. When encountering sensitive questions, he directly replies: "Is there such a thing? Is that so?" Now his realm has reached the point where he can be conditioned.

After the meeting was over, I went backstage and was thinking about something to eat, when I saw a reporter rushing over: "Mr. Yi! What do you think of the French bombing that happened the day before yesterday?"

"I am extremely sorry about this, but the press conference is over, and this is the backstage..." Yi Rongdan, who was pressed by the reporter, carefully moved away the microphone that was about to be poked in his mouth, and hid to the side.

But the reporter didn't want to let him go at all, and followed closely: "You only need to answer one question! Mr. Yi!"

In order to avoid it, Yi Rongdan had no choice but to take a step back: "You can discuss this issue at the press conference in the afternoon..." Before he could finish speaking, Yi Rongdan was pushed down the steps, and he had to grab something first Something, but the black object just fell off the cameraman's shoulder and hit him straight in the face.

At the last second of losing consciousness, Yi Rongdan realized that the object he caught was a video camera, and thought: Oh, don't disfigure yourself!

When he woke up again, Yi Rongdan had already crossed over.

As an honorable diplomat, Yi Rongdan has always disbelieved in ghosts and monsters, but this time he can't help himself if he doesn't believe it.

Lying in the amniotic fluid, looking at his own paws that have only a small section or even a web that has not yet been removed through his eyelids that have not yet fully developed, Yi Rongdan went crazy.

your sister!This is not scientific!Why do children with underdeveloped brains have thinking!Fuck you don't want to stay here. . . .Well, it will take five months in this situation!

Without TV, computer and wifi, I can't even eat in the amniotic fluid!This is simply torture, okay?And why?Can cameras kill people?Why do you travel through time!Lao Tzu's self-satisfied wife has a house and a house, and she still has a household registration in bj!Now start all over again?It's better to just die like this!

But no matter how hard Yi Rongdan struggles, he can only stay in the womb obediently. Occasionally moving will be considered as fetal movement. With a muffled singing voice, he calmed down.

In life, you must be calm in everything you do. Irritability cannot change the status quo. Stay dormant, wait and see what happens, seize the opportunity, and take a bite. This is the solution.Yi Rongdan's teacher said so.

Yi Rongdan, who had calmed down, finally made it to the delivery period.

The crying of the baby, the slap on the buttocks, these are the gifts that welcome Yi Rongdan into this world.

Like a normal baby, Yi Rongdan only knows to eat, drink, and sleep every day. This is something he can't help. During the period of his birth, his eyes couldn't be opened, his spine wasn't fully developed, and he couldn't even turn over. , to be checked by the nurse every day, breastfeeding, oh, to be precise, it is not milk, but a strange mixed substance, more viscous, and the taste is simply unreasonable. If he was not afraid of starving to death, he would have gone on a hunger strike to protest !This is simply suffering, suffering!

Soon it will be the month when she can go back to her mother, but Yi Rongdan sadly discovered a fact.

His dad is most likely a scumbag.It's been two months, and he hasn't seen his dad!

At this time, he could already vaguely see some things. His mother had long flaxen hair, a small face, and a very gentle voice. Things will never be left to others, but such a good woman has never seen her other half come to take care of her!I can't bear it, okay?

As a mother, Yi Rongdan's mother is very competent. When she comes home from the hospital, the work of taking care of the children has never been done by a household robot.That's right, the household robot, this weird place is not where Yi Rongdan once lived!He already knew this fact on the day he was discharged from the hospital with his mother. When he went out to travel, he stood on a small circular plate and flew at a low altitude. When he went out, he took an unmanned aerial vehicle. A hollow pipe is used to eject the aircraft according to the destination. The speed is very fast, even exceeding the speed of the earth fighter.

The changes were too great, and Yi Rongdan expressed that he was incapable of accepting them.

As a baby, there is no fun, and the entertainment that can be done every day is to sleep and sleep, and then go out with the housewife mother to accept the crowds of the residents in the community, and he found sadly that the lingua franca of this place, he I really don't understand.

I usually listen to my mother talking and singing, all in Yi Rongdan's native language, Chinese, and the people in the community with colorful hair and pupils all speak languages ​​outside the scope of Yi Rongdan's language, neither English French and Russian, not even minor languages, are really, really completely unheard languages.Yi Rongdan's head really got bigger, he couldn't figure out his current situation at all, he could only hold back his anxiety, and slowly learn this language with extremely awkward grammar and pronunciation skills according to some small-scale prompts .And when he officially completed this task, he was already one and a half years old.

Yi Rongdan, who is one and a half years old, finally understands some of his current situation. It is now 2121, the first year of the interstellar. As early as 2350 in the earth calendar, human beings began to conquer the universe. Until now, nearly 2000 years have passed , the expansion of mankind has reached the point of dozens of galaxies. During this period, many wars broke out, and mankind was divided into dozens of countries. The country he is now, the Lancelot Federation, is one of the newest countries. One, but after hundreds of years of development, it has become one of the best overlords in the interstellar world, standing against the Putt Empire and the United States of Chicas.

Knowing the history roughly, Yi Rongdan couldn't help sighing, when humans were on Earth because of disputes over resources and territory, they never stopped being placed in such a huge universe. Human desire is really infinite.

In the past few years, Yi Rongdan has been avoiding asking his mother about his father. Her mother, Aili, is a very weak woman without a formal job. Every day, she goes to the community to do some volunteer work to help the widowed and lonely elderly. The welfare of this society Excellent, if you have no one to support you, you can go to a nursing home for the elderly when you get old, but this community is very special. The people who live there are all federal veterans. Most of the old people are stubborn and think that even when they are old, they can support themselves. It was a sign of cowardice, so the young residents in the community spontaneously went to these old people's homes to help, and Ai Li often took Yi Rongdan, who was still a baby, to go around the old people's homes when she was free.

Today, I went to the home of the stubborn old man Bernie Anseman.

Bernie is a very handsome old man. He is in his seventies and eighties. He raises a yard of red roses in the yard. He will send one to a beautiful girl when he sees him. Not at all old-fashioned, saw Aili bringing her son here today, cut roses as usual, wrapped them in cellophane and handed them to Aili.

"Hey~ little beauty Ai Li, what are you doing today?" Hearing this, Ai Li smiled coquettishly, even though she was already the child's mother, she still liked this kind of compliment.

"Uncle Bernie, here to make lamb chops for you, and bring Dandan by the way, please take care of it."

"Oh, of course, of course, Rong Dan is such a lovely child, I'm very glad you think of me." Bernie looked very happy as he hugged Yi Rongdan in Aili's hand.

After entering the room, Bernie took Yi Rongdan to his optical brain room and played him the recently popular anime "The Adventures of the Lamb" while he was sitting on the sidelines drinking the Kutch wine he secretly hid, winking at He said: "Oh, baby, don't tell your mother and Grandma Mina that I have hidden wine here, and I'll just take a few sips."

Yi Rongdan rolled his eyes in his heart, and obediently sat in the children's chair in a daze.

At this moment, Grandma Mina, who opened the door and came in, yelled at Ai Li in the kitchen: "Ai Li! A stranger in military uniform came to your yard!"

Just after cutting the lamb chops, Ally quickly wiped her hands clean with a towel: "Miss Mina, your throat is still so loud."

Smiling, she opened the door and looked out of the yard, but at that moment, she froze, and Ai Li covered her mouth that was about to scream, tears streaming down her face.