Run bar net red [rebirth]

"Okay, now I've told you everything, male god, how are you going to comfort me?"

Leng Xiaotai laughed and bumped Lanche with his elbow. He didn't really need comfort, but Leng Xiaotai was curious about what Lanche would say to comfort him.

As expected, Lan Qie began to think intently. After a while, he looked at Leng Xiaotai in confusion, "There is no mention of this in the book..."

Leng Xiaotai: "..."

Leng Xiaotai asked puzzledly, "You have never comforted anyone since you were a child?"

Lan Qie looked serious, "I never thought of comforting anyone before..."

Leng Xiaotai was speechless.

After two weeks of contact, Leng Xiaotai's understanding of this 'big nobleman' can be said to be advancing day by day.Although Lanqie under the spotlight is confident and chic, and has been crowned the title of "perfect male god" by insiders and outsiders, but in the eyes of Leng Xiaotai now, this is completely the "perfection" of Xinhua Bookstore's best-selling books.For example, Lan Qie in front of the stage is an open-minded, easy-going and elegant gentleman, but in fact he is naive and glass-hearted.When some colleagues are asked about Ranchee's private life, most of the answers are 'I am a very, very good colleague at work, but I have no contact with him in private. ’ Even Zhang Maoxing, the actor who filmed “Lost in Yokohama” together, joked, “Lan Qie doesn’t want to be with us humans. '

This is not just a question of non-human fireworks, it is an insulator that is fundamentally insulated from humans.Thinking of this, Leng Xiaotai couldn't help being very curious about Lan Qie's growth environment, "Lan Shen...Really, don't laugh at me, sometimes I feel like you grew up in a palace, Not like normal kids."

"Ah..." After hearing this, Lanche raised his head thoughtfully, looked at the sky full of stars, and murmured, "That's right."

"Really!" Leng Xiaotai sat upright suddenly, and moved his buttocks to rub against Lan Che, "Brother Qie, are you really a nobleman?!"

"Well..." Lanchee meditated for a while again, and pondered, "Compared with ordinary humans...it's okay."

Leng Xiaotai felt that the villager B who was born in the Nianzigou villager group would also see the royal family one day, which was really an eye-opener. He excitedly hugged Lan Qie's half arm, and asked, "Where are you, Lan Lan Ouba?" A royal relative?!"

As soon as the words fell, Leng Xiaotai didn't know what he said wrongly, which touched Lan Qie's sensitive nerves. Lan Qie's face changed suddenly, and he said fiercely, "Who is related to him! Let him die! "

In my impression, even if Lanchee was really provoked, it would be calm on the surface and turbulent on the inside. This is the first time that something like this exploded with a single poke.Leng Xiaotai didn't know who the "he" Lan Qie mentioned was, but he felt that Lan Qie hated him deeply, so he simply stopped asking.

Lan Qie quickly regained his composure, remembering the original topic, "Comfort you, right? Wait for me to ask."

After speaking, he took out his mobile phone and called up the WeChat box.Lanqie is tall and has big hands, and the mobile phone he uses is also a lot bigger than Leng Xiaotai.Leng Xiaotai sat next to him, and he could clearly see the conversation on the screen with a casual glance.He originally didn't want to peek at other people's chat records, but the avatar on the left side of the dialogue box was so familiar, Leng Xiaotai couldn't help but wondered in his heart, "Lanqie and Shiliang are so familiar? '

I saw Shiliang replying: "Comfort...you two will have a good time."

Lan Qie shook his hand, and looked back at Leng Xiaotai stiffly.At this time, Leng Xiaotai was also staring at the news that popped up on the screen in a daze. Seeing Lan Qie looking at him, he turned his head away and pretended to look around.

Lan Qie lowered his head again, and knocked on the next sentence in dissatisfaction: Be serious

_MoETo_OkilL: Then tell him you have a worse life than him

Screen name: theoretical basis?

_MoETo_OkilL: Mental Balance

Screen name: estimated parameters?

_MoETo_OkilL: Practice is the only criterion for testing truth

Screen name: yes

Lan Qie put away the phone, cleared his throat, "Well, Xiaotai Leng."

Leng Xiaotai was startled, and thought, "This Lanshen really wants to ask me for a date, right? How can I refuse? We are all real brothers, or I will..."

"Actually, my career is also very bumpy." Lanqie went straight to the point.

Leng Xiaotai realized that he was thinking too much, squeezed out an ugly smile, and turned around slowly, "What's wrong with you?"

Lan Qie looked at him sincerely, "I also encountered a perverted boss."

"Ah?!" Leng Xiaotai was taken aback, "Your boss pestered you too?!"

Lan Che pursed his lips, as if digesting a sentence that made him sick, and shook his head, "No, my situation is different from yours."

Ranche: "Actually, before I became a model, uh... Let me compare it to you, I used to be the CEO of a real estate company. My boss is one of the three major shareholders of this company."

Leng Xiaotai was confused, nodded and said, "Oh."

Lan Qie continued, "These three major shareholders, the boss is arrogant, arrogant, lack of strings, even if he has a bad temper, but he is also very second, basically he was raised by his two younger brothers and can't be a big power; the second is three people The most virtuous and intelligent among them is who loves prostitution. It is a pity that he suffered from depression due to too much work pressure, and now commits suicide every day; the third child is my direct boss, garbage, scum in the world, cancer of the universe. Physically disabled and lethargic , cold-blooded, ruthless, aloof and willful, obviously a war scum, but pretending to be addicted, seeing others as fools, and not knowing how to respect human rights to life. The most important thing is, relying on his own ability, he will act recklessly and use Playing with other people's fate while watching a play by yourself is a real pleasure..."

"Second secondary illness." Leng Xiaotai continued.

"What does the second disease mean..." Lan Qie didn't understand, "It's just rubbish, big rubbish."

When mentioning Lan Qie, the boss, Leng Xiaotai obviously felt that Lan Qie was not calm. In fact, this kind of Lan Qie was very rare, so Leng Xiaotai became even more curious, "Your company... er, what kind of business is it mainly engaged in. ..?"

Lan Qie blurted back without thinking, "New construction, remodeling of residential planetary buildings, cosmic galaxy planning, nebula survey, coordination of oxygen rate distribution, god-like human figure design and batch sale, particle information big data storage, material world Order maintenance works, etc.”

Leng Xiaotai listened intently, didn't find anything wrong, and chatted, "Then your work is very hard."

Lan Qie sighed softly, "Yes, there is such a wayward and lazy boss."

Afterwards, Lanchee briefly told Leng Xiaotai with a few vivid examples how he had survived the 138 billion years with a sense of responsibility and indomitable tenacity under the pressure of his wayward boss. career.

Originally, Lan Qie was going to comfort Leng Xiaotai, but after the whole conversation, Leng Xiaotai sympathized with Lan Qie.Leng Xiaotai patted Lanqie's shoulder with emotion, and comforted him, "Don't be sad brother, whenever you recall your unfortunate career experience, you will think of me, you see how I live Miserable, maybe it can bring you some psychological balance."

Lan Qie was successfully comforted, and gratefully pressed Leng Xiaotai's hand on his left shoulder. At this time, Leng Xiaotai asked again, "So what happened to you and your boss? You resigned from him, right? ?”

"Oh." Lan Qie responded, understating, "I killed him."

Leng Xiaotai: "..."

kindness? !

At this moment, Lan Qie's cell phone rang suddenly, and the call was from Director Wu, saying that the program team was looking for him for something and asked him to come quickly.Lan Qie put down the phone, and said to Leng Xiaotai who was still in a sluggish state, "I'll be back when I go." After speaking, he got up and left.

Leng Xiaotai was still in shock, and sat there numbly.At this time, his unresponsive brain began to digest what he had just heard - new construction, remodeling of residential planetary buildings, design and mass sale of god-like human figures, big data storage of particle information, maintenance of material world order, and 138 billion Year...

Isn't this fucking God? !

At this moment, Leng Xiaotai felt that someone was squatting beside him, and it was not Lan Qie.

He turned his head stiffly, and saw a black-haired man with sleepy eyes under his disheveled hair. He was dressed casually in the same big pants and slippers as himself.The man's side face was fair, and he was looking forward, with a bottle of Wahahaad calcium milk in his mouth.

"It's me?!" Leng Xiaotai exclaimed in surprise, "Why are you here?!"

It was I who bit the straw and said lazily, "I am God."

Leng Xiaotai feels that every time he asks a question, I always use "I am God" to perfunctory, it is entirely because he is too lazy to explain.

"Okay..." Leng Xiaotai accepted this perfunctory answer, "Why are you looking for me?"

It's me: "Let me help you answer the things you have encountered in the past two weeks that confuse you."

Leng Xiaotai: "Oh, come quickly then."

About half a minute passed, Leng Xiaotai waited for a long time but did not wait for Zhen to speak, and became impatient, "Did you say so?"

It was my eyes that were dull, "Wait until I finish this bottle."

So the two squatted on the stone steps, against the summer night sky, one held a can of wow haha, the other filled a bottle of Tsingtao beer, and got along quietly and comfortably for 2 minutes.Accompanied by the chirping sound of the straw, I stood up, threw the empty bottle into the trash can, and asked casually, "By the way, what did Lan Qie say just now, the scum of the world, the cancer of the universe, who did you mean?" ?”

Leng Xiaotai responded, "Say someone from his previous company."

It was I who shrugged, "Oh, it's not me anyway." Then, he stood in the middle of the open space without motivation, and waved to Leng Xiaotai, "Then let's start."