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But Talin looked worried at the new employee on the hospital bed.

To be honest, when he first saw the bubbles above his head, he was quite happy.When he took a closer look, he was stunned: Who can tell him why Shazam shrank from a 1.8-meter-eight adult man to a little boy who is not as tall as him?

But Talin thought at first that something went wrong with the operation, but when he asked later, the patient was indeed a little boy.Ultron also found information about Billy Batson, an orphan adopted by a foster family, who was only 15 years old.

But Talin looked at Billy and murmured: "What's the matter..." The ghost doctor just told him that after the examination, Billy has no magic power in his body, and now he is a completely ordinary middle school student.This made Dan Talin's original plan to recruit clerks for the Temple of Beauty in the central city to fail.Moreover, at this age, he still has to provide compulsory supplementary lessons, right?

This is not recruiting an employee, it is clearly another bottomless pit.

But Lin Zhuo thought, if it really doesn't work, then he should be assigned to the Agriculture Department just like Peter.Like Peter, he will not be allowed to do composting work now, and he is mostly handing over documents to various departments for the Ministry of Agriculture.Every day, the training class will teach him normally, and he will work for a symbolic hour a day, just like a part-time job.Even if this is the minimum working hours allowed by the nursing home, it cannot be counted as work, so Billy and Peter will have to be trapped in the nursing home until they reach adulthood.

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Billy still remembers how he died when a magical lightning bolt summoned by Black Adam hit him hard, turning him back into a boy.The terrifying lightning brutally burned every inch of his body, and he lost consciousness in severe pain.

"...Wake up...Wake up, Billy."

A familiar voice came to his ears indistinctly, Billy's body trembled, and he woke up suddenly: "Who--Muffle? Bat?" He didn't expect to see Superman and Batman again, and looked around in surprise. All around, "What is this place? Why are we here? I remember before I-oh..."

Billy lowered his head blankly: "Am I not dead?"

But he called Superman and Batman to accompany him, and he went to print the test paper.At this time, I hurried back and heard little Billy's inquiry: "It's not important-I won't ask if I'm stuck," anyway, it must be useless anyway, "Let's do this paper first."

Billy was caught off guard, and in the blink of an eye, a stack of papers and a pen were stuffed into his hand.

"..." Billy looked at the paper full of calculus, his pupils trembled.

But he said kindly: "I asked Ultron to find this, your school's test paper for this quarter. Don't worry, just check your level so that you can determine how to arrange make-up classes later."

"..." Billy's expression became even more frightened.

What the hell kind of place is this Nima?Why did he have to face the exam when he died, and why did he say that he had to arrange make-up classes? ?

The most frightening thing was that he should have understood the answers by looking at these questions, but for some reason, just like Solomon abandoned him at this moment, he couldn't figure out any thoughts on the questions.

In fact, before becoming Shazam, Billy's grades were still very good.But since taking over the burden of Shazam, his time and energy have to be devoted to protecting the world and fighting the bad guys, and studying for the exam, with the wisdom of Solomon, he can see the answer at a glance, so there is no No matter how much time is spent on studying... He really doesn't have time. Those annoying villains will not give up doing bad things because you are in class and doing homework. This may be what you have to face after becoming a superhero have no choice.

Billy vaguely sensed some kind of bad possibility, and his heart arose, he threw off the quilt, and stood barefoot on the ground: "Shazam!"

—nothing happened.

Billy panicked immediately, he was only a 15-year-old kid after all, but he could tell from his face that he was at a loss: "I... I... Black Adam deprived me of my magic!"

Billy almost cried.It's not because of the loss of power, but because I'm worried, since I can't transform, who should stop Black Adam?Black Adam's goal is to eliminate all wizards and magicians in the world. Will his next goal be Zatanna?

Billy grabbed Clark and said anxiously, "I have to regain my strength, and I have to stop Black Adam!"

"Don't worry, don't worry Billy." Clark showed a serious expression, turned his head, and was about to speak to Batman, let the bats who can come and go freely notify the Justice League to alert, when he heard the little dean next to him make a thoughtful voice .

...To be honest, that should be called the voice of salivation.

But Talin rubbed his chin: "What kind of abilities does this black Adam you are talking about have?"

This Black Adam is always an adult!No matter how bad it is, it's okay to be a clerk in the Temple of Beauty.

Billy is so simple, he has never been poisoned by the little dean, and he explained earnestly and anxiously: "He has the power bestowed by the six gods of Egypt, the endurance of Shu, the speed of Horus, the strength of Amon, and the wisdom of Thoth— —”

"Wait, wait." But Talin caught the key word, his eyes lit up, rubbed his hands together, and showed the kind of smile that all employees are familiar with, "Toth's wisdom? Little Ao, Google it, What ability does Thoth have?"

Billy: "...?"

Billy wondered if he was hallucinating.

Ultron: "Thoth, the god of wisdom and learning in Egyptian mythology, he is in charge of wisdom, mathematics, the moon, medicine..."

The latter ones are not important anymore, but he smiled: "In this case, can you learn programming by yourself?"

But Lin Lin waved his hand under Billy's blank stare, and he was extremely heroic: "It's fished!" His little abacus was clattering, "We will make a holographic game in the future, and it will be maintained and updated all the time. It's very tiring. I don't intend to let Xiao Lu, Tony, and Bruce you stay tied to this matter. And Xiao Ao, he is now an AI to take care of the entire nursing home, and he is doing his best. Don't oppress him, or recruit A new employee will be responsible for maintenance and updates in this area in the future. With Black Adam’s ability, it’s not difficult to be a programmer, right? Toth’s wisdom... oh, he still has the stamina of Shu! It shouldn’t be easy to be bald , very good very good."

But the more he Lin thought about this candidate, the more he felt that it was perfect. It was a match made in heaven, born for the position of programmer: "Look at Xiao Shaha, you have done this set of test papers. I will talk to Xiao Lu about it!"

He couldn't wait to walk away on the teleportation array, leaving Billy full of doubts.

Clark put away the complicated expression on his face and coughed lightly: "Billy."

Billy looked at Clark subconsciously, with trust in his eyes.

Clark: "Let's do this set of test papers... I happen to be here with the bat, and I will supervise you..."

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But when Lin found Luther, Luther was arguing with Tony baldly about how to achieve the holographic effect.The hologram that the little dean wants is obviously not the kind of VR glasses on the market, but a technological product like a capsule that is bound to be connected with the brain.

But he, Lin Jinmen, couldn't hold back a "huh".Tony was originally an informal person, and the mechanical department was usually very chaotic. Now that the holographic work was added, there was almost no room for him in the entire office.

"Excuse me." But he Lin gave up his plan to enter the door, stood outside the door and shouted, and said about Black Adam again, "I see that you are in this state... really need more manpower, get the black Adam out sooner. Get Adam, come in, this matter is in your hands, you can find new employees yourself. If you need to cooperate, feel free to transfer colleagues from the hospital."

In fact, he, Lin Du, really wanted to say, do you have any acquaintances you know, or just drag them into the courtyard by the way.But they thought that no one they knew would be willing to enter the hospital for no reason, so they had to give up.

Luthor was still a little sluggish at first, but he straightened up involuntarily when he heard this: "Shall we... get it?"

An inexplicable excitement surged in his chest.

Luther didn't know why, but he suddenly felt motivated, but before he left, he was already thinking quickly in his mind, how to make a move, so that Black Adam could be sold to the nursing home forever.

The more Luther thought about it, the more energetic he became. He raised his head and looked at Iron Man's expression again, and the other party was also full of interest.The two looked at each other for a while, and were suddenly taken aback: Is this the fun of the little principal making dolls?

But Lin couldn't see what the two of them were thinking, so he just sent the task down.Seeing that Luthor and Tony seemed to be thinking about it, they turned back and planned to invigilate Shazam.

According to normal estimates, it will take several hours for Shazam to finish all the test papers!Maybe by the time he got back to the office, Bruce would have gone to bed and fallen asleep.

But Talin took chances and returned to the ward: "What's the matter...huh?" But Talin looked at Billy sitting by the bed in shock, the papers were already in Clark's hands, "You finished the exam Huh? Is this paper so simple?"

Could it be that another top student has entered the courtyard?Fortunately, he had suffered from Peter and knew to test his grades before booking a course.

"..." Billy's face was flushed with embarrassment, and he lowered his head vigorously, wishing he could bury it in his chest.

Bruce glanced at Billy lightly: "He doesn't even know."

Clark handed the test paper to Tantalin in silence, and looked away erratically, obviously thinking that Billy's test paper was too horrible to look at.

In the whole set of test papers, Billy basically didn't say a few words except for the choice.In the end, Billy simply gave up and handed in a blank paper.

Calculus... If you didn't attend the lectures and didn't study, then you would be really dumbfounded looking at the papers.

Batman has already corrected the few multiple-choice questions, and he basically didn't get a few of them right. It's better to choose C from beginning to end.

"You..." But Talin looked at the test paper with terrible scores, and just wanted to shake his head, "You used to have good grades, and you are considered a top student. It seems that the status of Chaoying does have an impact on normal life."

Billy snorted speechlessly.He himself has a kind and well-behaved personality, and he is very ashamed by what Dan Talin said.

In fact, Billy's situation, Clark and Batman can empathize.To use their own analogy, Clark was often scolded for having to leave in the middle of work.As for Batman, why is he always absent from board meetings and staying in bed during the day?And not because of the work of the vigilante.To some extent, they are also very helpless.It is not difficult for them to do their jobs well, but the difficulty is that if they choose their own lives, there are others who will lose their lives forever.They can't let this go.Most Chaoying will lead to a mess in their daily life because of this reason.

But Lin Lin sighed sadly: "With your grades, you have passed all subjects... No, before returning to the previous academic results, there is no linker!" After being strict, Lin slowed down his voice to comfort, "You are very smart, and your previous foundation is solid. If you take cram school well, you will be able to make up for it soon. By the way, I plan to assign you to the Agricultural Department. It just so happens that you have a colleague who is about the same age. Spider-Man knows ? He is also taking tutoring classes, you can communicate more."

Billy nodded obediently before realizing: "Hey, Black Adam—"

But Talin reassured Billy: "Don't worry, there are adults here, you just study, we know it."

Turn around and put Hei Adams in the mechanical department as a programmer, and keep him squeezed out, not a drop left.

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After dealing with the matter of Billy and Black Adam, Talin was cheeky and ran to watch the reunion of May and Peter who were taken into the hospital.But it didn't get in the way for a long time, and May and Peter politely invited them away, and they could only walk to the office with their heads bowed against each other.

well.this point.But Lin raised his head sadly, feeling that the night wasn't deep enough, and Bruce was definitely still awake.

But he can't stay in the house all the time, can he?Bite the bullet, but he Lin returned to his office.

Bruce had already done all the work on Dan Talin's desk, and when he saw Dan Talin coming in, he mercifully spared Dan Talin who had spoken harshly to him before slipping away, without saying "how are you going to talk to me?" Settle the accounts", only looking at Dan Talin with his eyes.

"..." But his scalp was about to explode from Bruce's sight!In a hurry like a coveted rabbit, he rushed into the bathroom in the bedroom and bluffed without admitting defeat: "I... I'll tell you after I take a shower!"

I don’t know if it’s Lin’s delusion, he seemed to hear a funny hum from outside the door, and his hairs blew up again, he took off his clothes in a daze, and turned on the shower head, trying to deceive himself and others.

But Lin stood under the shower with a serious face for a moment, then raised his hand and took out his cell phone from his clothes: "...Crooked, Xiaobi."

Peter was taking Mei for a walk in the flower garden in the front yard. When he received the call, he thought something had happened. The little dean's tone was so serious: "Dean, what's the matter?" Peter suddenly became nervous, "Why do I hear there is water? Hey, Dean, are you not in the courtyard?"

"Ah? Of course I'm in the yard, I'm taking a shower." But he Lin finished speaking as a matter of course, frowned, and said cautiously, "Xiaobi... Let me tell you, I suspect that the secretary has a crush on me!"

Peter: "..."

Just kidding, it is possible to say that the little dean has a crush on the secretary, and the secretary has a crush on the little dean... That is Batman from another universe, can Batman have a crush on the dean?

Peter said speechlessly, "Dean, you're thinking too much. Don't worry, you're safe." He glanced at Mei, "I'm still showing Mei around the courtyard, so I won't say much."

But Talin wanted to say a few more words, Peter had already cut off the connection, leaving Talin alone, standing naked under the shower, suspicious: Really?Am I thinking too much?

As he thought about it, he reached out to touch the soap and found nothing: "..."

The soap was used up yesterday, and the shower gel was gone. I was supposed to find logistics to buy after get off work today, but because of a series of things, I finished it.

But Talin once again fell into a fierce conflict: what to do?I lost my head just now, and I didn't take my towel or clothes!Forget about soap, it's too gay to ask for soap, so you have to ask for towels and clothes, why can't he go out naked?

However, just now Peter said categorically that he was the one who thought too much, Bruce must be straight, so what's the matter with the straight man getting a soapy towel!

So, Bruce was still laughing outside the bathroom because of Dan Lin's behavior just now, and he heard Dan Lin's majestic shout from the bathroom: "Ancestor! Get some soap for your grandson! Towel! Clothes!"

But he was full of confidence, the voice was so loud, he himself was a little dizzy from the echo inside.

Bruce was even more defenseless. One second he looked like a rabbit hiding in a hole, and the next second the strong man suddenly roared. This change was really unexpected, and he was about to be amused. .

Bruce went to the logistics department to get new soap as he said, and came back to search for towels and clothes, opened the drawer where he kept his underwear, and shook his head inexplicably for a moment.

No matter how he thought about it, he couldn't figure out the little dean's brain circuit.

Bruce's eyes quickly swept over a pile of underwear, coughed lightly, gently picked up a black pair, pressed it between the clothes and towels, dispelled the image in his mind, and walked to the bathroom door: "Dean, you-- "

Bruce looked at the crack in the door Dantalin opened for him, and couldn't help but lose his voice.

Just this slit is probably not enough for him to poke a finger through it.This is how he wants to deliver things, clothes and towels are fine, what about soap?Cut him as thin as cucumber slices and stuff them in?

The crack in the door is quite different from the majestic shout just now.

The frosted door projected the cautious movements of the people inside, and the little dean still had his hands against the door, as if he was afraid that he would open the door.

Bruce restrained the curvature of the corner of his lips, and forcibly flattened it: "If you can't get in, open it up."

The deep and hoarse voice burned all the way into his ears, making Dan Talin tremble all over.

He looked up suspiciously and stared warily at Bruce through the crack of the door.Is it my illusion that I'm a little gay?

But Talin said cautiously: "No, it can't be any bigger!"

"Then how do you get in?" Bruce paused, and decided not to tease the little dean anymore, "Open the door a bit, things won't go in."

"..." But Lin silently pushed the door open a few centimeters, and then quickly squeezed his head through!

He leaned against the crack of the door, looked out with one eye, and immediately met Bruce's deep eyes.

Those eyes were like those of a Gotham gargoyle, the tall and dark figure stretched out a wide black cloak, pressing straight towards it with a sense of aggression and oppression.But before Talin's brain could react, his body slammed the door shut and his heart beat wildly.

Door: "Crack!"

Bruce: "..."

Why is it closed again.

Bruce knocked on the door: "Don't you want towels and clothes?"

But he couldn't hear Bruce talking, and what echoed in his ears and mind was his own beating heartbeat, and he said back and forth in his heart: He must have a crush on me! !

then.

Peter accompanied Aunt Mei to the Third Hospital, halfway through touching Jason's fat bobcat, and received another message from the dean.

Take it out and take a look: [Dean Wuxin: What should I do, my charm is so great, it's a sin...]

Peter: "..."

What is your charm, a chilling charm?

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But the fight between Talin and Bruce for opening the door at night ended in Bruce's concession. Bruce left the clothes at the door, and went to the office to wait, but he put on the clothes before letting him in, pretending that nothing happened.

As far as the thickness of the little dean's skin is concerned, Bruce admires it very much.Let’s not talk about what happened last night. Every morning, no matter what kind of octopus posture Talin wakes up on him, he can accuse him without changing his face, “How can you deliberately put your pectoral muscles under my face?” , without any psychological barriers, as if the fact is like this.

It has been a few days since the Phantom District was sent to build the Temple of Beauty.But Ta Lin counted the days, and the work would be completed in a few days, so he called all the employees of the Temple of Beauty over.

According to the current arrangement, May will be in charge of the London Temple of Beauty, and the Hawkeye couple will be in charge of the New York Temple of Beauty.As soon as the three of them walked into the office, they could tell who used Beauty Dew and who didn't.

Mei and Laura must have used it. What a great in-house benefit, you can’t get it if you want to grab it, and it’s free.But Hawkeye, as a resolute fighter, a tough guy, he would not use the Godly Dew to kill him.

"...Bitch, I don't need it!" Hawkeye didn't realize the imminent disaster, "I'm very satisfied with my current appearance, this is a real man!"

Laura snorted: "I've persuaded him several times. He usually doesn't even use face cream. Look at his rough skin."

But he rolled up his sleeves: "Be more conscious. As an employee of the Temple of Beauty, how can you sell convincingly if you don't even use your own brand? If you are put into the Temple of Beauty in this state, people will think that our products Not good! It looks like the employees are in this state!"

Hawkeye said stubbornly: "That's not okay, how can a man use this, no!" He glanced at Dan Talin's thin arm, and smiled narrowly, "Dean, if I don't agree, you still have to Do you want to do it?"

But Talin: "Huh? I'm the dean, why should I do it to you myself, secretary, come on!"

Ten seconds later, Hawkeye sat on the chair and stared, "It's not fair huh—Laura!"

Laura wiped the facial cleanser on her husband's face, and laughed unemotionally: "You don't know how it feels to be scratched by your face every time I kiss."

It's too rough, and even the couple think that Hawkeye's life is too rough.

"..." Hawkeye raised his head, anyway, his face has lost its position, "Is it that exaggerated?"

"I'm not an agent, why should I lie to you." Laura rubbed Hawkeye's face skillfully, making rich lather, "Besides, it's not a bad thing to be nice to yourself."

Hawkeye softened: "Oh."

He could accept this for Laura's sake.

3 minutes passed.

Hawkeye: "?? Laura, why are you spraying my face with a humidifier?"

Laura: "This is face steaming..."

After 5 minutes, Hawkeye: "? Why do you need to spray water after spraying water?"

Laura: "This is toner..."

After 10 minutes, Hawkeye: "I—"

Laura couldn't bear it anymore: "Just shut up!"

Hawkeye has never done skin care work, and this time he finally let go. Of course, Laura has to make a complete set for him properly, and it will naturally delay some time.

So, half an hour later.

When Luther walked up to the fifth floor with the disheveled Black Adam, what he heard was Hawkeye's helpless scream: "No—"

Laura was so tired: "Honey, that's just a lip mask."

When Luther and Black Adam walked into the office, Hawkeye finally finished his full skin care routine.The clothes are messy, the eyelashes are wet, and he is slumped on the chair, his eyes are lost, as if he has lost his soul, and he has no image of the ace agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.: "..."

Hei Adam, who didn't know the cause and effect, recognized Hawkeye at a glance: "..."

What the hell is this place!