top superhero nursing home

"Beauty" slowly turned around...

Tony: "..."

Tony: "Damn, are you a devil!!?"

Tony turned his head sharply, avoiding looking directly at Luthor, just at this moment Batman walked in the door, Tony grabbed Batman and complained: "Look at Lu...Little Lu!"

"..." Batman's eyes stayed on Luthor's long golden curly hair and pink Hello Kitty at the end of his hair for a while, and he said calmly, "Have you changed your hairstyle?"

Ignoring Tony's shocked stare, Batman said to Lin Shen in a low voice, "Let's talk in private."

These days, while surveying the terrain, he carefully considered the issue of the labor contract, and felt that there were many unreasonable things in it, such as:

"According to the contract, I have to pay 90 magic crystals for my monthly board and lodging expenses. I want to pay this part of the board and lodging expenses in US dollars." He Dan Talin entered the bedroom, and after closing the door, Batman said, "If it is feasible, I will I hope Tony's room and board can be paid for in this way."

In this way, even if he is not promoted, his contract length can be shortened to one year and five months with the current salary.Tony can even escape within nine months at most.

But Talin wasn't a pickpocket, he immediately consulted his follower after hearing the words: "It is possible." But Talin thought for a while, "Then Xiaolu..."

Batman said indifferently: "It's none of my business."

I don't know if it's his illusion, but Lin Leng got the meaning of "fuck him" from Bruce's flat tone...

But Talin: "..."

Poor little Lu...why is he so unpopular?

outside the bedroom.

Luther, who was sympathized by the dean, was trying to trick Tony.He wasn't a fool either. Although Tony was gloating, when they met in the lobby in the afternoon, the other party and Batman were clearly wearing orange vests. It was obvious that they had signed a contract with the nursing home just like him.I just don't know how long they signed it?

Iron Man doesn't necessarily want to go out, but Batman, must very much want to return to his Gotham.

Tony has experienced all the emergency rooms and wards that Luther experienced. He consciously came here and was familiar with the quotation, and proudly showed off to Luther: "I am only short of the money for the emergency escort, and it is only two years and nine months. You can go out now!" Having experienced a double-digit contract, two years and nine months is already a pediatrics in Tony's eyes, "You, the ward is 9000, the escort fee is 1000, plus one piece, it should be five years and four months... ...Hey, it's not very long. It's okay! When I go out, there will be old bats with you."

Luther: "..."

Luther: "......?!"

Luther stubbornly resisted his desire to ask questions, and forced himself to be calm: "Really."

He recalled the "identity verification" that the round-headed robot beeped when he paid the payment before, and he felt ominous.Could this "identity verification" be to verify his identity as a villain? In fact, the robot already knew who he was, so he gave him ten times the price! !

Luthor clenched his fists tightly, suppressing the turbulent waves in his chest: ... Stark and Batman can't let Stark and Batman know that his contract is 55 years!

Batman, who had finished negotiating the contract with Dan Talin, pushed the door out.The originally fairly spacious office suddenly accommodated three grown men, making it look crowded.

Tony sat on the sofa, looked up at the Dark Knight, and sighed, "This is not a nursing home, it's simply Metamorphosis, a rich man's experience of poverty." As he spoke, Tony touched the sofa, feeling happy stand up.After all, compared to Batman and Luthor who had to play the floor, Tony, who grabbed the sofa because he came early, seemed to be a winner in life.

The three big men spread the quilts in the office silently, laying the quilts on the floor, taking the time to sleep with their eyes closed, and there is still a whole day of work tomorrow.

Luther lay on his own bed, unable to fall asleep for a long time, Tony's exclamation kept lingering in his ears before turning off the light:

"...Look at it. With the conditions of the current nursing home, it is possible to build a dormitory, which is also a group dormitory, where eight people can squeeze into one room. We can only wait for the renovation of the first and second floors to be completed, and to open the hospital to save a wave of money. Renovate all the remaining three floors in one go, and then open it—maybe the standard for unlocking the new space will be met, and if we work harder, maybe we can build a staff dormitory building?"

Luther looked up at Iron Man sleeping on the sofa throne, and at the Dark Knight sleeping in the farthest corner sideways, and calculated the probability of his escape.

Alas, what else can I say, work hard for the dormitory...!

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With a heavy heart, Luther got up early in the morning.

He had a nightmare the night before, in which he dreamed that Superman rushed into the bank vault, twisted all his gold bars and dollar bills into a chain, put it around his neck, and laughed while laughing: "Haha! You have no money! You No money!" Waking up suddenly, Luther realized that his long hair was strangling his neck.

Luther casually sipped a cup of coffee with a sullen face, and then entered the front desk, intending to numb himself with work.Before he was paralyzed for 10 minutes, another person squeezed into the small front desk.

The captain struggled to stuff his burly body behind the table, met Luthor's stare, and said with a cheerful smile: "Good morning, colleague."

Luther, who was almost squeezed onto the table: "..." He spent his whole life restraining himself from swearing, "I don't know when there will be another front desk in the yard?"

The captain scratched his head: "It's not the front desk, I'm here to help temporarily. I'm applying for logistics... You know, this is a giant island in the sea. Although most areas are not open yet, it will definitely be open in the future. I I took the initiative to discuss a job with the dean, and when the area behind the fog is unlocked, I will be in charge of going to the sea and providing seafood to the courtyard..." As he spoke, the captain began to salivate, "Except for the sea, the fog Surely there will be more animals, plants... and cooks!"

The captain was also helpless.

He would take the initiative to apply for a job, because he was greedy by that savage chef.

Except that the sea fish was big enough on the first day, and he took a few bites, the ingredients brought by the savages in the next few days were only enough for the employees.He only tasted the savage's craft once, and for the rest of the day, he could only watch the dean and the others eat.That's fine, the key is that the little headmaster is still picky, which makes the poor captain next to him want to hit someone.

Considering that only employees can eat the food cooked by the Savage Chef, and the island will open in the future, maybe there will be more chefs like Savage who have the secret recipe for delicious food, the captain made up his mind and decided to be the first to eat the universe island People who are crabs in the sea—although the sea here has not yet opened.

Being able to make a living on the ship, the captain is still very ingenious.He invited Luther out of the front desk, and squatted behind the table to tidy up for a while. He actually disassembled and assembled two small tables so that they would not be crowded.

Sitting at the small table, the captain was clumsily keeping accounts while drooling: "Hey...what's for lunch today!"

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Let's not advance the matter of Taiwan, but Talin recently encountered another hot potato.

Since Xiao Lu's bald head incident last time, Da Lin never dared to do anything during working hours.In addition to staring at the account and calculating how long it will take for the patients to see all the appointments, he went downstairs to the consultation room as soon as he was free, worrying about whether there would be another conflict.

Trouble with this thing, the more you worry, the more likely it will happen.No, but when Lin Lin was inspecting the corridor, he was stopped by several patients and complained for a long time about the scary images of ghost doctors and ghost nurses: "...I think they should pay attention, are they pretending to be disguised anyway! I The heart attack came in, and before he saw a doctor, he was scared away by the doctor in your hospital at the door! He paid an extra operation fee!! It’s not like you don’t know how high your hospital’s medical expenses are!”

Regarding this, the ghost doctors and ghost nurses were filled with righteous indignation: "It's just that they are too kind! It must be because of the success of reporting the bald receptionist last time, so I have to make progress!"

Although, in the end, the ghost employees were still informed to "make a basic disguise when going to work, using ordinary humans as a reference."The reason is that there are too many examples of the heart patient before. They all went to the nursing home to see a doctor, but were directly scared by the doctor/nurse into the operating room. It is really a bit deceptive.

The ghost employees were furious. On the second day after the implementation of the new regulations, they also launched a retaliation against the patients: "We are not the only ones who are scary! Didn't you see so many strange shapes among the patients? They were frightened, It's just being sent to the operating room; we were frightened, but the soul flew away! Dean, do you still care about your precious employees?"

Therefore, on the second day of the collective protest of the ghost employees, another new regulation was born. The regulations are compared with the previous requirements for ghost employees: "All patients must wear a basic disguise when they are admitted to the hospital, using ordinary humans as a reference. If you do not have the ability to change, please Refer to the 20XX Human Cosplay Contest and cover up appropriately..."

Just like this, you come and go and hurt each other. None of the ghost employees and patients are comfortable, and they all feel aggrieved.The only beneficiary of the whole fighting method is the little principal Dan Talin, and the working and living environment have been greatly improved.

Just like that, it finally came to the day when the last patient was scheduled to end the treatment.

But Talin personally welcomed the patients out of the hospital. As soon as they left, the hospital was closed and the decoration workers were contacted.

The decoration team was provided by a follower, probably an old cooperative company of the nursing home, and they were well-trained to help Dan Talin re-plan the layout of the first and second floors of the consultation room, and also put forward some more professional and empirical opinions. After finalizing, he started working overnight.

But he, Lin, was already prepared to waste half a month's time, but he didn't expect that the team leader would come to hand over the work on the third day.He specially took the careful Bruce down to check, but found no omissions, immediately settled the bill happily, ran upstairs in one breath, rushed into the dean's office, and reopened the appointment channel.

Early the next morning, the nursing home reopened, but Talin sat nervously behind the computer, watching the turnover, which began to climb slowly but steadily from the original deficit, and after his chest heaved and heaved a few times, he almost shed tears of joy :

rich!Nursing homes finally have money! !

Tony took the opportunity to ask for a promotion and salary increase: "Dean, look, this plan was proposed by me and B...Bruce, shouldn't there be some rewards?"

"Yes! Yes! Promoted! Promoted!" But he said repeatedly, clicked on the staff interface, and approved the promotion request, "From now on, you and Bruce will be... intermediate handymen in our yard, let's work hard together!"

Tony, who just put on a smile: "..."

? ?What?And is there a mid-level handyman in the middle? ?When will he wait for the next promotion and salary increase?

He just wants to be a senior handyman!He Tony Stark just wants to be a senior handyman! !

Why is it so difficult? ! !

·

Shacklebolt huddled next to a telephone box on a London street, clutching his suit tightly.

The pain brought about by the terminal stage of cancer is unimaginable to a healthy person. He is immersed in this pain almost 24 hours a day, and rarely has a chance to breathe.With his vision blurred, he fell limply on the ground, recalling his glorious past, he couldn't help showing a helpless and distorted smile.

Perhaps it was because his hands were stained with the blood of innocent people, and he stepped on the bones of countless people to ascend to the throne of the biggest gangster in London, God punished him for such torture, and let him be diagnosed with advanced liver cancer in his most vigorous and vigorous age.

The hospital said that the cancer cells had spread throughout his body, and even the best doctors could do nothing. He only had less than half a month to live.

If it's only half a month, then he must not wait to die on the bed, listening to people outside arguing about how to divide his wealth, even if he crawls, he will crawl out and die on the street where he rose!

It's just a pity that he and Colonel Moran's plan to get rid of Sherlock Holmes, which he and Colonel Moran had planned carefully, may no longer be successful.

Thousands of thoughts flashed across Shaker's mind, and he gradually lost consciousness in severe pain...

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Shaker woke up amidst the noise of human voices.

He opened his eyes with difficulty, and the man who was half kneeling beside him calling him in a low voice was a man with long golden wavy hair.

Is this a dream?Otherwise, why did the pain that tortured him day and night disappear without a trace?

Shaker struggled to stand up, grabbed the other's slender and strong hand, and said with emotion: "Oh, my dear mermaid princess, did you save the humble me under the storm of illness?"

As Shaker spoke, he moved his fingers without changing his habit, and wiped his oil.

Luther: "..."

The ghost employees passing by all showed panic expressions:

"What kind of fucking hot eye aesthetics..."

"Is this the mermaid princess?"

"Hurry up, hide our dean quickly! This guy has a look on his face when he sees Xiao Lu, but he can still get it when he sees the dean, so he can't be shocked to be a celestial being and a beast!?"

Luthor, who was harassed by patients and crazily belittled: "..."

Hey, I heard it all...!