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Wayne Manor, Hall.

When Alfred took out the wine and shared it with the alliance members who came to investigate the situation, he just wanted to appease everyone's emotions and celebrate the reunion.But I didn't expect that even Superman and WonderWomen could get drunk with the wine they brought.

"Alfred, you don't know...we rushed to the Batcave and saw...a ruin..." Barry said, covering his mouth and crying.There were five or six empty wine bottles down at his feet, all because he couldn't drink, otherwise the speed could have been faster, "We... have lost Bruce, and even you can't protect... Hiccup!" Barry belches super loudly.

"Hmm." Alfred half-coaxed and took the bottle out of Barry's hand, turned the bottle suspiciously, stared at the ingredient list on the bottom, and said to himself, with the metabolic speed of the Flash, he could be drunk, what is it? What principle? ?

WonderWomen has fallen asleep on the table, and Superman is sitting upright on the chair, with hatred and bitterness on his face, seemingly sober, but in fact he is already drunk and stupid: "Why...why can't you say it. Don't keep it secret, I think... ...know what you've all been through. Tell me, Alfred, how did you 'fake death'? Why... can't you tell me? What is this lizard... what a lizard is, Bruce can't be dragged...to, do human experiments Right?" Superman pointed to Bruce beside Alfred, and met his disapproving eyes.

"This... must be Bruce's son!" The drunken Superman and Bruce looked at each other for three seconds, and raised their hands to slap the table with certainty.With a bang, the mahogany table that had served Wayne Manor for more than a hundred years was smashed into pieces.

WonderWomen had no support, and immediately fell into the broken wood, and did not wake up like this. Holding the wine bottle, Aquaman completely lacked the arrogance that Aquaman should have. He nodded blankly at the air, boasting like a repeater: "Good wine. Good wine..."

Bruce looked at the current situation wordlessly, and the first question he subconsciously thought of was the same as Alfred's.He curled up an empty wine bottle with his tail, glanced at the ingredient list, completely incomprehensible, what is in it, that can even poison Kryptonians and demigods?

Thank goodness Cyb didn't come.Who knows if this wine will cause Cyb to malfunction mechanically?

Together with Bruce, Alfred sent the superheroes who were completely drunk into the room.With the strength and agility of the dragon, Bruce's efficiency is actually higher than Alfred's.

Just as he was putting the last drunk Superman to bed, Superman suddenly opened his eyes: "A...Alfred? I heard...a voice in Bruce's room, no...not Bruce?"

With a flick of his tail, Bruce knocked down the unsteady Superman, and exchanged glances with Alfred.

Who would break into Wayne Manor, his bedroom at this point in time?

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But Lin Lin found a circle of trash cans in Bruce's room, threw away the used one-time teleportation scroll, and then very obediently held three bottles of wine that brought apology, and retreated into the chair in the corner of the room.

Before, his message was sent out for a long time, and Bruce didn't reply, but Brother Mosquito urged him first.But Lin couldn't bear it any longer, so he cheekily took three more bottles of wine from his small backpack, as an apology for coming to the door in the middle of the night, then tore up the teleportation scroll, and followed the location Bruce left, and landed in Bruce's bedroom.

Needless to say, not only are the people completely different in the two universes, but even the Wayne estate is quite different.But Lin turned his face sideways and looked out of the window through the floor-to-ceiling windows.It can be seen that the decoration style of the entire Wayne Manor is extremely modern. Large floor-to-ceiling glass is spliced ​​into walls. Standing by the window, you can have a panoramic view of the waters surrounding the entire island.

The cold and damp damp seeped into the room from the shadow outside the window, and climbed up Dan Talin's limbs along the carpet.It was still raining outside the window, and the wind blew the rain into the room along the half-open window.But Lin rubbed his arms for a while, muttered "I'm sorry, I'm sorry for taking the liberty", and went down to the ground to close the window.The floor mats were all wet from the rain, making his feet cold and cold.

But Talin retreated into the chair, finally warmed up a bit, sneezed a little, and scratched his head.He gave Bruce and Alfred a break to celebrate Christmas.But apart from being damp and cold, empty and quiet, there was no Christmas atmosphere in this bedroom.But Lin rubbed his arms and thought, if it's so miserable, should he just take Bruce and Alfred back to the hospital for the holidays?

Just as he was thinking, the bedroom door was slammed open.

When Bruce broke through the door, he saw the little dean embracing wine, wearing pajamas, sitting on a chair in his bedroom with his legs tucked up, looking over in surprise.The moment they looked at each other, he almost felt a sense of confusion, as if he had returned to the courtyard.

"Dean? Why are you here?" Alfred quickly put down the gun.He subconsciously checked, but the wine in Lin's arms was full, so he shouldn't be drunk.

Look at the pajamas on Dan Talim again.Alfred, who worries about the master's marriage every day: "Emmm."

The old butler left the room in a second, speaking quickly: "I won't bother you two, please rest earlier."

With a click, the old butler closed the door.

Bruce was almost pinched by the tail: "..."

"Why is your room so cold, and the window is still open. You can see that the floor mat is wet from the rain. Fortunately, I came in time and closed the window." But Lin Lin had been waiting for a long time, and was so sleepy that he almost shed tears, so he hurried out of the room. Getting off the chair, trying to create a home atmosphere of "I should have been here", but seeing Bruce's quiet eyes, he immediately froze and cried, "Ancestor, save me."

As soon as he said this, Bruce knew why Dan Talin came to the door suddenly.

Originally, when I returned to my old place and saw my old friends, the mist and damp gradually came back to my heart. At this moment, I was driven away by the heartless little dean, and became speechless.

Bruce suspects that there should be very few people who can seriously sentimental around the little dean.This should also be counted as some kind of "little dean effect".He smelled the smell of alcohol still on his body, thought of his companions who were sleeping soundly in the guest room at this time, and the weight that had just dropped from his heart due to the surge of old memories suddenly disappeared like smoke.

But Talin hurriedly offered the wine he brought with both hands: "Please take me in, please sleep with me." While speaking, he had already walked towards the bed cheekily.

Just now when no one was around, Lin was still huddled in the corner very cautiously, when Bruce entered the door, he immediately let go boldly: "Look, I was stung again!" Trying to divert Bruce's attention, with the goal of rooting himself on the bed before he reacted.

Bruce didn't move, watching the little headmaster pull up his pajamas, revealing his mosquito-bitten collarbone.About this time, I was woken up by the sting again. I scratched it twice while half asleep and half awake. There were some scratches on the side of the mosquito wrapping, and it was really pitiful with the skin as white as milk tofu.

Just taking advantage of such a short period of time, but Lin successfully hit the mattress.After lying down for a second, he stretched out his hand and grabbed the quilt, buried his face under the quilt, revealing only a pair of shining eyes: "You must not have the heart to let me sit all Christmas because of mosquitoes until dawn, You can’t even get a good night’s sleep, right?” But Talin still reached out to pat the empty mattress next to him, inviting him in an anti-customer manner, “Come on, come on.”

In any case, he would never leave anyway.But Lin Lin thought nervously, shook off the quilt, and quickly wrapped himself up to express his firm stance that he would never move from his nest.A pair of eyes fixed on Zu Zonglong, holding his breath for a while, the other party finally looked away as if retreating, and with the sound of the quilt rustling, he also got on the bed.

The lights in the bedroom were not turned on, and all rely on the shady moonlight in the rain to outline the contours of straight and straight.On the spacious bed, one person and one dragon were quiet for a while.

But he, Lin Qiao, opened his eyes.

The human line of sight is not enough for him to clearly see the appearance of the ancestor dragon.However, the immobile figure of the other party still made Dan Talin feel particularly stable and reliable.

Sensing that the other party seemed to be looking up, Lin Fei quickly closed his eyes, thinking wildly in his mind.

Although he proposed to sleep together, but it is different from before, suddenly there is another person on the bed, will he not sleep well?

But Talin let out a big yawn.

After all, it was three o'clock in the middle of the night, and when he really calmed down, he fell into a deep sleep surprisingly quickly after a few breaths.

Bruce's bed was bigger than the headmaster's bedroom, so big that he could punch himself in it.He rolled around a few times in his sleep, always feeling that there was something missing in his arms.Frowning, he stretched out his arms and stretched for a while, and came across a group of objects with a slightly higher temperature, which was specially ironed like a hot water bag.

The room was shady and cool, and there was the damp smell of the previous rain, which made people feel cold when they smelled it.But Lin Lin's hands and feet were cold, and when he touched this warm mass, he immediately leaned against it, curled up in his arms in a daze, and suddenly felt that he had returned to the most comfortable and familiar state of hatching eggs.

It's just a little bad, the egg is very noisy, and tried to get out, but Lin Li immediately curled up his body tighter like a watermelon bug, and hugged it tightly. After a while, the egg calmed down.

In the thick and warm quilt, the egg is pressed against the pajamas, exuding the temperature of ironing.But when Lin fell asleep, he began to snore comfortably.

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But he was in Wayne Manor with a warm dragon in his arms, and he had a good night's dream.In Gotham City, the Scarecrow and the Riddler are collapsing separately.

"I don't... shut up! I don't want to hear it!" The Riddler stomped around his room angrily, yelling at the phone.

When he was declaring to be discharged from the hospital, he didn't even think of the rules of keeping order in the hospital, and he had to follow them outside the hospital.At the beginning, when his minions excitedly reported the evil plan, he still missed it very much and listened happily. When he finally heard the location, time, and people all explained, the warning sound of the nursing home suddenly rang in his ears. :

[Sanatorium employees are obliged to stop or report in time when they encounter violations of law and discipline. 】

[Employees please: Scarecrow, call the police immediately and strive to be enthusiastic citizens. 】

Riddler: "????"

Enthusiastic citizen Riddler, does this sound plausible? ?

He was ready to ignore it as if he hadn't heard it.As a result, the next second, the alarm sounded again:

[Please take action within 10 seconds, otherwise the police will be forced to call the police, and they will be eager to help the police! 】

Riddler: "@!#￥@"

He hated it so much, when he saw the riddle, why couldn't he just pretend he didn't see it?Why couldn't he miss the appointment when Catwoman was fishing for him?When he found out that the questioner was an old lady, why couldn't he be more open-minded?However, there is no medicine for regret in this world, he still became a fish in the dean's net after all...

The Riddler's hands seemed to be filled with lead, and he had to count down to zero before his ears, and then dialed the police: "...Hey, I want to report..."

Forced by the alarm, he explained the criminal plan he had heard in detail like squeezing toothpaste.The police detective on the opposite side became more and more strange as he listened, and asked questioningly: "How do you know so clearly? You didn't want to deceive the police and turn the tiger away from the mountain, right?"

Riddler: "..."

The Riddler: "I..." He managed to suppress the pressure, barely fooling the police detective.After hanging up the phone, I had to pray in my heart, GDPD had better call the police, he really didn't want to be forced to "help the police" after a while!

After waiting anxiously for about half an hour, the weather was calm, and the riddle relaxed a little.Just about to take a break, the phone rang again.

The Riddler almost bounced off the bed: "What is it again?!"

Another younger brother: "Boss! I don't know who leaked the operation just now. The police station made a surprise attack and took the whole team away. But don't worry, we still have a backup plan. This time we are going to switch to the Scarecrow's team." The site is expected to be in..."

"Shut up!" The Riddler's mentality finally exploded, and he jumped out of bed instantly, "I don't want to hear it!"

Nima, he doesn't want to "strive to be an enthusiastic citizen" for the second time tonight!

Turning off the phone angrily, the Riddler sat down dejectedly, exhausted physically and mentally.

He raised his hand, covered his eyes for a while, and couldn't help but put it down again, thinking to himself: In the scarecrow's territory... Hey, will the scarecrow also be taken by enthusiastic citizens?

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The answer is yes.

The scarecrow slept soundly, but was woken up by the alarm in the middle of the night, saying that evil crimes had occurred on his territory, and asked him to go immediately to attack and bravely save innocent people.

When he heard it for the first time, the scarecrow thought he was being driven crazy by the little headmaster and was having a nightmare.Until my body was forced to move, and I took a bite on the bedside table.

"@#￥I, I can do it by myself." The scarecrow had a hundred MMP things to say in his heart, but he didn't have the guts.I could only crawl out of the warm blanket in pain and helplessness, facing the cold and humid night wind of Gotham, and involuntarily went to be a vigilante.

As he walked hesitantly on the road, the cold wind hit his face, and the scarecrow couldn't help but think: It's already Christmas, and he's staying at his own house and sleeping well, so can't he let him go?

What does Batman eat? ? ?Why haven't the night patrols come here yet!

Following the guidance of the connector, the Scarecrow came to the evil crime site all the way.A group of hooligans were beating a group of shivering hostages huddled together, as if they were kidnapping and extorting.

The night wind blew the hostage's low cry and a lingering smell of tobacco towards the scarecrow.

How much painstaking effort did the Scarecrow put into blending the Boss incense!It can be said that he has feelings for this bottle of perfume.

He sniffed out this unique smell immediately: "Who used the perfume?"

In the crowd, a couple hugging each other trembled and sobbed uncontrollably.

Klee hugged his girlfriend tightly, as if this would protect her and keep her from fear, tears of hatred were already streaming down his face.

This is the fourth year that he and his girlfriend have been together. He thought he had to bring it back to Gotham to show his parents a look, so he drove to Gotham with his girlfriend this Christmas. Before the holiday, I went back to my parents' house.Because they had to deal with work matters, they set off much later. It was already late at night from New York to Gotham all the way.Not long after entering Gotham, the car was forcibly stopped. Not only was the car scrapped, but people were also tied up here.

He bit his lip, almost bleeding from it.The girlfriend didn't mean to blame him until now, she just curled up in his arms and wept in fear.This made the hatred in his heart more intense, so that his face was distorted.

He hated himself for delaying so much time, hated this city full of evil and sin, and also hated the evil people who walked in the night in this city, who were more terrifying than ghosts.

The scarecrow gradually approached them, like the shadow of death, strangled them by the throat.The other party's gloomy and malicious breath approached, sprayed on his neck, and took a very disgusting sniff.

Fearful of retaliation, Klee glared fiercely at the Scarecrow.If Laura gets hurt tonight, even if he turns into a ghost, he will definitely not let these people go!

The little guy said with some fear: "You, do you want a share too? I... we can give you half of the ransom we get!"

Klee sneered.Look, this is Gotham.A decaying city that can be said to be so open when it does evil.

He looked coldly at the scarecrow approaching him again, sniffed him humiliatingly, then raised his hand——

The Scarecrow patted Klee on the shoulder: "The taste is pretty good."

Kerry: "...Huh??"

The Scarecrow didn't care about Kerry's reaction, he glanced at the girl in the boy's arms again, and sniffed slightly. Although Boss's tobacco smell is very domineering, it still has the lady's tobacco aroma of the palace rose aftertaste, which is neutralized by softening the steel. Unique, lingering style.

This is a unique taste that can only be found in Gotham.

The scarecrow remembered the comments in the comment area after the Boss incense was released.Anyway, these people around him are all saved, why don't you take the opportunity to give him his hard work, and turn around the word of mouth: "Good perfume. It's tasteful. If that's the case, I'll let you two go tonight." He stood up, swept Looking at the stunned crowd, he said to Kerry, "Use the bottle of perfume you used to exchange the lives of everyone here. Are you willing?"

Klee was dumbfounded until the scarecrow glared at him impatiently before he realized: "Yes, yes, the perfume is in the luggage... in the back of the car."

The little guy dared not speak out. Everyone was afraid of the scarecrow's poisonous gas, so he could only watch helplessly as the duck he got passed through them majestically under the protection of the scarecrow. The Boss took out the bottle that was almost unbroken, hesitated for a moment, and brought the palace rose along the way: "All, all for you."

Scarecrows don't want court roses!That was the voice of the little dean, and he didn't want to empathize with the little dean at all.The scarecrow fell back into Klee's arms in disgust, and only took the boss: "Very good. If you keep your word, you can all go."

The kidnapped hostages were surprised to find hope amidst despair, and they were all ecstatic when they couldn't believe it. Before they helped each other to leave, they couldn't help but look at the bottle of Boss incense in the scarecrow's hand several times.

It is conceivable that after tonight, the comment area will be bombarded by these survivors:

Boss incense is real!Scarecrow said yes!

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But he didn't know how much the Riddler and the Scarecrow had contributed to the security of Gotham when he was sleeping soundly.Early in the morning, he was still woken up by a contact from Bruce.

But Lin Lin dazedly took out the communicator and took a look:

[Bruce: Where are you, you can't get through with a mobile phone. 】

But Ta Lin yawned, squinted his eyes and sent a message: [I'm here with Xiaoen, I'll be back later, don't worry. 】

He looked around and saw that Bruce was no longer there, the quilt was on him well and tucked in tightly.

The communicator vibrated again:

[Bruce: Look at Twitter. 】

But Talin: "...?"

What's the situation, why watch Twitter carefully.Is there something wrong with the commercial street?

But he immediately woke up, and quickly opened Twitter with a communicator.

I saw that under the Boss perfume with few reviews, the interactive area has been completely fried. The reason is that a customer who claimed to bring his girlfriend back to Gotham for Christmas described in detail that he was kidnapped in the early hours of last night and because of the Boss perfume. The story of dozens of lives exchanged in the hands of the Scarecrow.

Many people questioned it, but soon many people who were rescued because of the boss at the time spontaneously commented and confirmed it, and some people took pictures of the evidence left at the police station, which is impossible to fake.

"What the hell is going on." But Lin suddenly got excited, and wrote a few more comments, pieced together the plot completely, and couldn't help laughing, "Hahahahaha!"

The comments were shocking:

[When Iron Man praised before, I was still thinking about whether it was a commercial bragging.After all, as I remember, the haunted house is jointly operated by the master and Iron Man.Unexpectedly, even the Scarecrow is so respectful of this perfume? 】

[This is no longer a simple perfume.The perfumer poured his feelings into it, and this deep feeling, just last night, saved dozens of lives and dozens of families that were almost broken! 】

[I blew up, and Thomas whirled and exploded on the spot. I told my friends about these comments just now. They laughed at me for spending money on decorations, and now they are begging me to resell them at a high price!I will not sell it! 】

[High price for transfer, contact information XXXXXXXXXX]

[My God, no wonder it is limited to 30 bottles, it really is a boutique! 】

But Ta Lin almost fell off the bed laughing.He knew the truth and could fully imagine how the scarecrow was forced to save people last night and how he used perfume as a cover.This time he was completely awake, but Lin turned over and got out of bed, stepped on his slippers to find Bruce, and planned to share the joke.As soon as he opened the door, he met the eyes of three pearly white heads.

Thomas: "You, who are you?! Why are you in my son's bedroom!?"

Martha: "Why, why are you wearing pajamas, why are you a boy?!"

Dick: "Why..." All the questions had been asked by the old Wayne couple, Dick was silent for a moment, and said quietly, "I didn't expect... After so many years, Bruce didn't find me a stepmother, but gave me a stepmother. Find a stepdad?"

But Talin looked down at his crumpled pajamas: "...Ancestor!!"

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But he didn't expect that he caught the old Wayne couple in the Wayne Manor of his own universe the day before, and in another universe, he caught another Wayne couple in another Wayne Manor, and he also took a Dick.

Because he came in a hurry, he didn't bring a small backpack, so he had to go back to Wayne Manor and bring the backpack to stabilize the souls of the Wayne couple and Dick.

"Thank you." Although Alfred wanted to catch up with the old man and the old lady, he knew that it was Bruce who needed to talk and get along most now.He took Dantalin to visit the villa, and left space for the family: "For the master, the death of his parents and Robin are his two biggest knots. I didn't expect that in this special period, with That's how it unraveled."

But Lin didn't say anything that he could understand or I knew, and listened quietly to the old housekeeper.

It was easy for him to catch one ghost and two ghosts, and he hadn't experienced what Bruce had experienced. Alfred's words were simple and thin, and it was difficult to describe Bruce's feelings one-tenth of a million times, but just looking at the damp, cold, and lonely bedroom when he first arrived last night, it was enough to imagine how Bruce spent these years.

Alfred glanced at Dan Talin's expression, and changed the topic: "Actually, before you came yesterday, the master's friends tasted the wine I brought. They liked it so much that they were a little greedy, and they are still asleep in the guest room .so--"

But he was immersed in the atmosphere of what Alfred said earlier, raised his head a little heavy, and heard the old butler say: "——Consider selling in this universe? Wayne Group is willing to be your distributor in this universe."

But Talin: "...????"

How did this topic suddenly turn to business? ?

The old butler didn't seem to see it, but he looked into Lin's shocked eyes, and said in a very calm tone: "Master is a dragon now, which means he will live for a long time. I have already made up my mind to continue the contract with the ghost staff in the courtyard after death. On the one hand, I may be lucky enough to see the master’s wedding someday, on the other hand, in order to accompany the master, I have many things I want to do but haven’t done, and I can’t achieve it when I am alive, maybe I can find a chance to achieve it after death.”

But Talin: "Oh wait..."

The old butler: "The old master and the old lady are reluctant to leave until now because of their obsession with the master. If they knew the existence of the nursing home, they would most likely choose to sign a contract with the nursing home. And Master Dick, I think he is against himself. He is not reconciled to his life. If he can sign a contract with the courtyard, maybe the Lich can help him in his current situation, and I will try my best to persuade the dean."

But Talim tried to interject: "It's not..."

The old butler: "In this way, the wine in the hospital can be traded across universes. In this universe, no one knows you, so it is also very convenient for the Wayne Group to do it for you directly. If the nursing home cannot support cross-universe currency conversion, then we The income can be transferred through equivalent jewelry, that is, the wine is sold here, and the income obtained is converted into equivalent jewelry by us, delivered to you and then sold into income. For you, Bailier No harm."

The old housekeeper: "Look, are you satisfied with this plan?"

But Talin: "..."

But Talin: "I... full, satisfied..."

The author has something to say: But Ta Lin: I haven’t made a move yet _(:з」∠)_...Jiang Taigong hasn’t pulled out his fishing rod yet_(:з」∠)_

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