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Catwoman: "Let's make a bet, the newcomer will go first or the perfume will come out first. I bet the dean will find people faster."

Deathstroke said slowly: "Then we can't gamble..." because he thought so too.

Catwoman raised her head slightly: "What do you think, who will come in next?"

Deathstroke: "..."

Little Dean's hunting scope ranges from Apocalypse to Arkham, and the Infinity Stones are just in his pocket.Those flying in space and swimming in underground waterways are all on his prey list. It's really hard to say who will be next.

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Now that it was decided to hold an auction, Talin got busy again.Whenever he starts a new business, he is the most energetic. After discussing the basic preparations with Xiaoduo, Steve and others, it is almost late at night.

Xiao Duo casually glanced at the room, and frowned: "Dean, where is Xiao En?"

How can the dean sleep without a mosquito repellent? ?

But he held his cheek: "Oh, him."

After the previous joke, the ancestor dragon started to disappear.But fortunately, I will come back before taking a nap and going to bed at night, and I can pick off a bunch of treasures from the wall every night before going to bed, but Lin doesn't care.I really complied with that sentence, I was just greedy for his body and ease of use.

But he said jokingly: "Maybe I said last time that I only wanted him to be healthy and functional, so I was sad... Hahahaha you are too easy to believe, what kind of expression is this. No, it may be stepping on the ground Hey, you know they Batmans have this problem."

Seeing that everyone still had complicated expressions, he widened his eyes slightly: "Could it be that you really think that Batman will be sad because of this, so hurry up, I'm going to rest."

The group of people who were brought to the meeting were driven out by Dan Talin, thinking with complicated emotions, it is impossible to be sad, but there must be chills behind their backs.If one day, the little dean suddenly said that his body was easy to use...

Everyone went back shivering.

Bruce didn't go back to the house, but he didn't dare to sleep either.After washing myself, I tucked myself into the quilt, opened my eyes vigilantly and stared around, for fear of being bitten all over my head by mosquitoes after falling asleep.

But after a day of work, how could he not be tired, staring and staring at him, but he was sleepy, blinked for a while in a daze, closed his eyelids, and fell asleep in seconds.

Bruce went to Longshan to step on the site once, and when he returned to the bedroom, he saw the little principal curled up under the quilt, his whole body was tightly covered, and he showed his face.A hungry mosquito landed on the tip of his nose——

Bruce dispersed Longwei silently, and the mosquito flew away in terror.

Mostly because he felt the tip of his nose itching, but Talin woke up with a yawn: "You're back..." But Talin scratched his nose.

Scratched again.

"!" Dan Talin jumped up from the bed suddenly, frantic, "sting me again! How much blood can be drunk on the nose!?"

Mosquitoes wrap this thing, as long as they don't scratch it, it will get more and more itchy.But he, Lin, was bitten by a mosquito before, and was bitten again, and the two small bags stood side by side on the tip of his nose: "Look, look!" But he, Lin Feisu, turned his face in front of Bruce , Crying Blood complained, "It's because you moved in! You were stung."

The mosquitoes in the courtyard were quite poisonous, but Ta Lin just scratched it, and the red envelopes spread immediately, and the next to him was stimulated to explode with the soon-to-be-raised ones. It was really itchy.But Talin fell on the bed in pain: "My brain is itching!" But Talin hugged his head vigorously, looked at Bruce, "Ancestor, it's not restricting your activities, can I trouble you to come back earlier every day?"

But he said sadly: "Every time I come home late, there is an innocent little dean who is hurt by mosquitoes."

Bruce: "..."

But Talin quickly said, "I'll take it as your acquiescence! By the way, you're not in the office today. I'll have a meeting tonight to discuss the new business."

The black dragon leaped vigorously a few times, landed on his dragon's nest, and slowly lay down, its tail circled around him a little relaxedly.He glanced at Dan Talin lightly, which meant: say.

But Lin Lin leaped forward, lay down on the bed, stretched his hand out of the bedside table and pulled out the list he had written, with circles and pictures on it, filled with marks: "I'm going to open an auction venue, it's on Commercial Street in New York. I don’t know if it can be done, because it’s not just about our own products, but more people need to cooperate...I’m thinking now, who should be the host?” But Talin shared the list with Burce, "Who do you think is suitable?"

But Talin proposed his favorite candidate: "I think Riddler is good, easy to catch."

Bruce: "...?"

Others judge others, mostly good or bad, ugly and beautiful, etc. Is the little principal good or not?

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No matter what, the Riddler was sentenced to death from the moment he was favored by Dan Talin... No, reform through labor is a foregone conclusion.But Talin ran to the research building early the next morning and called the Holmes brothers and sisters and Moriarty together. On the surface, it was team building, but in fact he gave riddles to the Riddler.

Once these few people are transferred, the Consulting and Detective Center will definitely not be able to operate.Moran and Lestrade were together to watch the group building of these people who would never have been able to get together in the past.

Moran couldn't understand the results of the collision of these four mental peaks, and fell asleep all morning. He couldn't help it, and asked Dan Talin: "Dean, there are so many riddles, how do you get riddles?" people?"

But he Lin was already gearing up, as if the Riddler would fall from the sky in the next second: "You will know when the time comes." He glanced at the phone, "Huh."

When he was working, he really couldn't feel the passage of time. The last time he noticed the time change was a month ago, and now it's already December.

But Ta Lin sighed: "It's almost Christmas..."

Moran and Lestrade were taken aback for a moment, thinking to themselves, should we postpone the plan?

Just after thinking about it, I heard the little dean continue: "Then we have to hurry up. Try to recruit him before Christmas!"

Moran & Lestrade: "..."

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The Riddler never thought of himself as a violent man, he was wise, intelligent, and no one could match his brainpower.Even if he is always defeated by Batman and Robin, but——

"I'm smarter than, anyone!" The Riddler angrily picked up the old man who dared to question him, and put the horns of his cane on the opponent's abdomen, "Anyone!"

He dropped the old man and looked around.This is the small treasury of a wealthy businessman in Gotham. Before stealing it, he specially sent riddle clues, but obviously no one can solve it. Only an elderly old guard is guarding here.He has already stepped on the point, and no second person will appear. This old guy has already inhaled enough poisonous mist to soften his limbs, so he will not be an obstacle for him.

The old guard stiffened his neck and spat at the Riddler.

The Riddler's brand-new green suit suddenly became slightly wet.

The Riddler was furious, and was about to teach the old guy a lesson when the lights in the vault clicked and suddenly went dark.

In the darkness, only the electronic screen originally used to enter the password flashed a series of strange characters, and then a line of text appeared:

[The wolf said to the three little pigs, which of you are the stupidest pigs in the world?

The little pigs shivered and said, I don't know——

Wolf: Then listen to my riddle. 】

In the vault, the TV on the guard's seat, which was originally used to pass the time, suddenly flickered with snowflakes, and a female voice hummed happily: "Old beech, deep down, the east wind is blowing, I ask for help, sixteen by six..."

Starting with this riddle is about Olos' memories of her childhood with her brothers.Those once lost and lonely memories are now a thing of the past.

She landed.Landing in your own home, landing with your family.

at last.

Olos hummed in a different voice than when she was a child, and her tone of voice fluctuated, but the joy revealed in it, to the Riddler at this moment, was as vicious and superior as a cat catching a mouse.Angrily, he reached out to grab the old guard, wanting to ask what kind of trick it was, when the exposed wires crackled and exploded a series of electric sparks, almost hitting him.

The old guard took the opportunity to scramble and struggle to get out of the vault, slammed it with all his strength, closed the vault door, and yelled loudly.According to this momentum, in less than 5 minutes, this place will be surrounded by people.

The Riddler cursed, and hastily took some of the most valuable things. Just as he was about to walk out of the vault, the nursery rhyme just now rang out faintly again.

The old TV flickered for a while, casting an inscription from a cemetery.

In the dean's room, Ultron projected the situation of the treasury.It was Sunday, when everyone was on holiday, and the employees also gathered together to watch... Riddler solve puzzles.

These puzzles were carefully selected. Olos made the questions, and Mycroft, Sherlock, and Moriarty approved them. As long as one of the approvers can solve the puzzles, it will not be considered too much.It can be said that sincerity does not intend to make Riddler happy.

Catwoman tut tut: "Isn't it a bit too fast to make a dish in 10 minutes?"

Give poor Riddle a chance to breathe!Unfortunately, after escaping from the vault, the Riddler returned to his place, holding his cell phone and never resting.Ultron sends him new riddles every 10 minutes, keeping him safe that the next one will follow before he has memorized the last one.

But he was speechless: "If you really feel sorry for him, why don't you eat popcorn?"

Catwoman fell silent.What a rare and rare picture, it is much better than ordinary premium channels.The more unlucky the Riddler was, the happier she was, probably because she was infected by the little dean.

Killer Crocodile was even worse, with the headline: "Live Stream Drives Riddler Crazy."

This "live broadcast" lasted for nearly seven hours, which is considered long-lasting. In the end, when the riddleman really heard the text message reminder, he was shot all over his body, and his face was even more ashamed...

Catwoman had a sudden thought: "Do you think the Riddler will stop speaking riddles in the future?"

Everyone: "..."

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In the evening, he went to investigate Longshan, and Bruce, who was not in the office, added the plot: "...In the end, Xiao Sai pretended to be an old lady and went to the street where the Riddler had agreed to meet. Such an old lady defeated him and was about to kill Xiao Sai, but Xiao Sai brought him back."

Bruce: "..."

Phishing enforcement is just too aggressive right now.In the past, they just set traps at fixed points and waited for the bait.Now they are starting to take the initiative to touch porcelain...

But Talin embraced the soft pillow and murmured: "Now there is only one auction venue, and one Riddler is enough. If we want to open a branch venue in the future, there will still be a shortage of hosts..." But Talin shook his head and sighed He said, "Forget it, the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge, maybe someone will deliver it to your door automatically one day?"

He rolled around on the bed and approached Bruce: "Are you getting bigger?"

Xiao Shi and Bruce were hatched from the same egg. Originally, Xiao Shi was bigger than Bruce, but looking at it now, Bruce is much bigger than Xiao Shi.

Bruce: "..."

From the moment he entered the door to the present, he noticed the change in his body shape after he had finished chatting about Xiao Mi's capture?

But Lin met Bruce's complicated gaze, and murmured for a while: "I didn't mean to ask your little secret, but if there is really a way to grow your body, can Xiao Shi use it?"

In fact, he had noticed it a few days ago, but at that time, Bruce seemed to avoid him because of the joke, but Lin kept holding back and didn't ask.They slept together (?) these days, but Lin felt that his relationship with Bruce had been repaired, and he even practiced Tai Chi about the Riddler before asking.

This matter is indeed very important, Bruce jumped down from the dragon's nest, and rolled the phone to his side: [Not sure, but the magma pool in Longshan does have the effect of accelerating my growth. 】

In the past few days, he spent a lot of time in Longshan. Apart from visiting the map, he spent more time soaking in the magma pool.In just a few days, his size has grown rapidly, and the current dragon's nest is already a bit cramped, and it may have to be replaced tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.

But Lin Lin was terrified: "Yanyan magma pool? No, no, if Xiaoshi can't soak it, wouldn't he be scalded to death?" He hesitated, "But... if soaking in magma is really necessary for his growth One of the links..."

Bruce glanced lightly at the little eleven eyes who were sleeping upside down and unsuspecting: [Probably not.Doesn't he have to ask for cold water to take a bath? 】

Bruce had some doubts, whether Xiao Ten and him would be the two extremes of the gemstone dragon tribe.

They differ in shape, feeding habits, and growth rate.As far as Bruce is concerned, he prefers things that have warmth, so when he was still small, he lay down more on the desk lamp.But Xiao Ten is different. When the kitchen made a smoothie on a whim, Xiao Ten enjoyed eating it happily. After eating, he still held on to the ice cup, asking for a cold belly.

Bruce finally said: [Tomorrow I will take him to Longshan for a try.If I can't stand being near him, I'll bring him back. 】

But Talin said emotionally, "Thank you, thank you...you are such a good brother."

Bruce: "..."

Why does this sound so weird?

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The matter of Zai Zai going to Longshan occupied Dan Talin's mind.After getting up the next day to send off the two dragon cubs, one big and one small, he sat in the office for a long while without getting into the mood.Originally, he planned to chat with the riddleman and get in touch with him, but now he was in no mood, and sent him directly to the training room to receive professional training from the auction host.

After staring at the same document for nearly half an hour, there was a short and light knock on the door, and the scarecrow coughed dryly outside the door: "Dean...the perfume has been formulated."

But Ta Lin woke up suddenly: "Ah, come in."

The scarecrow held a plastic basket, which contained many bottles and jars.The colors are light and pure, probably for the sake of appearance, there are all kinds of colors, and some are mixed with gold leaf.

The scarecrow is very straightforward: "It doesn't matter the color and gold foil, it is all to stimulate consumers' desire to buy. In the future, these will have to be bottled differently. At that time, there will be special editions and classic editions. In fact, the difference is in the bottle."

But he doesn't understand these things, and perfume is something that everyone feels differently. He is only worried that the scarecrow's fragrance made in such a short time will be too hasty?

Scarecrow: "Just choose one kind to sell. I will strongly recommend this one." I don't know if the training course also comes with perfume marketing, but the Scarecrow's words sound like a counter lady, "You try it."

But Lin Talin took the bottle from the scarecrow, sprayed it, shook the test paper in the perfume mist, and brought it to his nose for a sniff.

He didn't know what the perfume was made of, but when he first entered his nose, it seemed as if there were clusters of fragrant roses blooming at the tip of his nose. These roses had to be the freshest and just bloomed, and each petal must be It must be full and delicate, embellished with cool and cold dewdrops.

Then the fragrance gradually transitioned, with a scent of powder and wine, which seemed to be the romance and extravagance between the skirts and champagne in the banquet room of the nobles.

The scarecrow handed Dan Talin a lottery paper that had been sprayed for more than an hour, and asked him to smell the aftertaste of the fragrance.

As soon as the wind blows, the dream-like fragrance of the middle note dissipates, and a female tobacco fragrance diffuses casually, decadently and lazily, a little sexy and a little wistful.

But Talin was very surprised. This perfume should be the main rose fragrance. Whether it is the powder fragrance he smelled in the middle note or the tobacco fragrance in the base note, they all have the lingering and charming floral fragrance of roses.The fragrance is not sweet, and there is a story when you smell it. I really didn't expect a scarecrow to make such a perfume.

He sniffed the rest intermittently, and there really was no other bottle like this one, which surprised him.

But Lin always felt that this fragrance touched him, so he sniffed the last note a few times and asked, "What's the name of this fragrance?"

The scarecrow hung his head and said something vaguely.

But he didn't hear clearly: "What, speak up."

The Scarecrow in one go: "Richard III's Court Rose!"

But Talin: "..."

...Zhi Nima's sense of loss and touch, can it not be touched? Isn't this the same as the three pots of roses that he sent to auction and were destroyed in the end?Let’s talk about why I finally thought of using a tobacco-flavored aftertone. At that time, Darkseid destroyed the venue. When the chef and Will dragged Dantalin out of it, the collapsed building was flying with dust. The choking smell of smoke, the scarecrow is quite a metaphor, huh? ?

You still know how to pierce the dean's heart?

The scarecrow immediately defended: "Dean, a good perfume must have a story and inspiration. The story of the three pots of palace roses begins with love and ends with brokenness. How beautiful and moving! Only such a story can inspire such a unique fragrance. It’s a perfume! And it’s a well-known story, so there are gimmicks in the publicity.”

But he smiled limply: "Then thank you for your painstaking efforts."

The Scarecrow fumbled and took out a separate one: "Actually, there is another bottle... Although it is not special, it is my feelings..."

But Talin: "..."

Scarecrow feelings? ?What.

He sniffed it suspiciously, and sniffed for a long time: "? Isn't this smelly?" But Talin simply removed the cover and sniffed the body directly.

The smell of ink, the smell of soap and sunlight, and after smelling it, there is a particularly pungent tobacco smell.

But Talin: "???"

This may be the feelings of the scarecrow, which is difficult for ordinary people to understand.It was even more difficult for him to understand how the scent of this perfume was adjusted, it had such a strong aftertaste, and it came out so quickly? ?

Scarecrow: "I hope it can be put on sale..."

But Lin Lin was so choked by the smell of the smoke just now, he frowned and moved away: "If you talk about feelings, let's just have feelings, and you can't do too much. It's okay to make dozens of bottles as souvenirs for stir-frying. What's this called?"

But Talin felt that this might be called a depraved academic bully or something, and it smelled like a clean brother next door who suddenly killed Matt and started smoking and drinking to go Goth.

Scarecrow: "Boss."

But Talin: "..."

He couldn't hold it back, and lifted the lid again to smell it.

I really don't understand, how does this have something to do with the boss, does the smell of tobacco at the end mean that Xueba kills the boss of the gangster? ?

But Lin Lin was about to choke on his tears, so he tidied up the perfume and asked the scarecrow to do as promised.After the person left and the door was closed, he coughed a few times, with red eyes and nose: "This is too painful."

Three homes.The scarecrow was carrying a small basket across the pasture, the penguin and the killer crocodile were chatting, and saw a pile of perfume with sharp eyes: "Oh, come here, Xiaocao."

The scarecrow almost exploded one on the spot, and stood there with a gloomy face, watching the penguin and the killer crocodile approach, and said angrily, "What are you doing?"

"Is there any recommendation, let us smell it too?" Penguin probed his head.

The scarecrow didn't want to talk to these two at first, and was about to take a step, thinking of his own emotional work: "... Smell this."

He took out two lottery papers for testing the fragrance, and just about to spray it, the penguin rolled his eyes, and reached for the perfume bottle: "It's still so particular, it's not—"

"Hey——" the Scarecrow couldn't stop it.

Penguin and Killer Crocodile were standing close together, just as there was another gust of wind blowing, the fragrance mist from the perfume bottle covered their faces.

At first it was the familiar smell of the office, followed by the familiar smell of the little dean...

The smell is so strong, it's like being locked in the closed dean's office, only you and the little dean are in the room, and the little dean is still approaching infinitely, oppressing them under the shadow...

The moment the second tune came out, Penguin burst into tears with empathy on the spot.

The smell of tobacco speaks from his heart!

Back then... he Penguin, what a character he was in Gotham, the Iceberg Restaurant, the underground gangster, which word is not synonymous with him, which word does not make people tremble.Now, he is wearing a small apron, with a cub in his left hand and a cub in his right hand. His body smells like milk... he is penniless and works for free.

The penguin choked up, "What's this called?"

Scarecrow: "Boss."

Penguin: "There is... an internal smell."

The author has something to say: Dan Talin: Nonsense, I should be a sweet fruity