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"..." Tony felt deep malice.That's why the old saying goes, you can't be too bad.

It is impossible for him to please the old bat so courteously, and it will never be possible. Tony can only look at Batman with a big bank card hanging from his waist, causing internal injuries.

It's working time now.Tony fished in the ward for 5 minutes, and the follower began to beep behind him, pulling the alarm to urge him to work.Tony managed to hold on until Batman put on a uniform bright orange overalls with a cold face, only then did he regain a little bit of psychological balance, and went to water the flowers with the water bottle in his arms.

As he watered the roses, he thought, this is not going to work, he can't sit still.Still have to find a way to make money!

Most of the shortcuts he can think of have been tried during this time.There was only one path left, which Tony didn't want to take the most, and that was a steady promotion and salary increase.

What is the promotion of junior handyman, senior handyman?Tony grieved against the wind for a while, and stopped the ghost nurse passing by: "You, you were the one who said that I don't have a qualification certificate in mechanics." Tony scoffed at this at first, after all, how could anyone in the world know mechanics better than him? , until he watched all the medical machines in the nursing home at close range, those big guys were not scientific at all, "Where are those things tested? Can you learn by yourself?"

"Apply to the dean and ask him to help you find a guest professor for training!" said the ghost nurse.

Tony: "... Does the training cost money?"

No, it's not him, it's not something Tony Stark would say.Tony covered his chest, thinking deeply.But, "I don't have any money right now..."

"Hey, you don't have to worry about that. Employee training is paid for by the public account. It's time to take an exam. There are only two handymen in the nursing home. One of them must be able to repair, otherwise what will happen if the machinery is damaged in the future!" the ghost nurse shook Head left.

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"No money! Woohoo, how can you have ten thousand dollars for your training!" But Lin Lin squatted on his desk and howled, "Look at today's account! It's only noon, and it's almost in deficit..."

But Talin sniffed sadly: "Why don't we ask Bruce for some money? He looks rich."

...I used to be rich too.Tony listened, but Talin's tone was full of envy, and he couldn't help thinking sadly.

"That's right. Where's Bruce? I haven't seen him all morning." But he took a sip of the instant noodles, licked the instant noodle soup on his mouth cherishingly, turned on the surveillance camera, and searched for the bright orange figure, "... Huh? He What are you doing on the other side of the bridge?"

Tony understood.

When he was trapped here the first day, he also tried to escape from the bridge, but later found it impossible.This place is like a map exploration game, the island is shrouded in a closed barrier, neither from the bridge nor from the water to leave.

He should have told Batman about these failed escape attempts... but who told him "haha"! !

But he looked at the bright orange on the monitor with puzzled eyes, swayed by the bridge, picked up a few stones one after another and hit the water for a while: "..." But he couldn't help but said quietly, " The dean didn't catch fish at work..."

Looking at your thick eyebrows and big eyes, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person? !

Dean Lin, who caught the employee fishing, turned on the communicator on the spot.

Batman was testing the air barrier with stones when he was notified by the communicator.He was stopped by this thing on the bridge before. He even tried the small explosive bombs in the bat dart, but it didn't have any effect on the barrier.Originally, he planned to turn around and survey the area of ​​the island shrouded in dense fog, but Lin called him back first.

Batman, who wanted to escape but was caught, had no fear on his face. After returning to the dean's office, he glanced at Tony beside him.

At first, he also tried to make deals with the patients in the hospital, but later found that none of the patients who came here used the magic crystal.They each use their own currency, which is finally entered into the account of the nursing home and automatically converted into U.S. dollars.He had personally seen an alien take out a bunch of energy bodies, and the moment he delivered them to the doctor, the words "9000$" popped up above his head.

According to this principle, he directly paid the emergency escort fee in US dollars, which saved the trouble of conversion in the nursing home. Why is it not feasible?

From this, Batman speculates that it is very likely that the escort fee that was forced to be paid with magic crystals was not paid to the account of the nursing home, but was paid separately to the emergency escort team.

Stark should have done all these attempts, otherwise it would be impossible to stay here as a handyman so honestly.

The other party did not tell him on purpose.

childish.Batman withdrew his gaze from Stark indifferently, and moved the redemption arrangement for the other party to the back of the plan list without changing his face.

"I noticed that there is no cafeteria in the nursing home. According to... Tony, there is no dormitory either." Batman spoke first, and grasped the rhythm of the topic, "Then why do we have to charge us 90 yuan a month?" Magic crystal or $900 for room and board?"

Tony sighed: "I asked, according to those ghosts, this board and lodging fee is to guarantee that no matter what the sanatorium will open in the future, as long as you pay the fee, you can enjoy food and staff rooms in the hospital as you like—"

Otherwise, how could he feel free to touch the snacks in the vending machine and drink the coffee in the consulting room!

No wonder the current nursing home is too shabby, which makes the price of board and lodging seem inflated.

But he, Lin, was most afraid of bargaining in his life, seeing Bruce squinting his eyes, as if he had something to say, he hurriedly opened his mouth, and changed the subject: "I invited you here to discuss whether I can borrow some money from the nursing home. "

"Loan?" Batman immediately understood Dantalin's meaning.

"Yes, have I read it? Nursing homes can accept loans." Dan Talin said.

Batman thought about the poverty here, and thought that he would not be able to find a way to get out in a short time. He and this place are basically both prosperous and damaged, so he simply reached out for his bank card: "How much is the loan? 200 Is it enough?"

... This number, but he is already drunk.

"No, it doesn't need that much..." But he couldn't help lowering his voice humblely, and stammered, "Now the bank account of the nursing home only has a loan amount of [-]..."

Batman: "..."

Batman: "Fifty thousand?"

But Ta Lin insisted on hearing the incredible meaning from the other party's not-so-strong tone.

But Talin: "Yes yes yes... just fifty thousand ha, fifty thousand is enough, mainly to raise money for Tony's training..."

But he talked so fast that Tony didn't even have time to make a gesture.

"—— Hum." Batman's tone became a little turbulent, "Training what?"

But Lin didn't know why, and boasted: "Training mechanics, Tony is very motivated! He said that he plans to apply for promotion and salary increase after training... Isn't this the end of labor earlier?"

Tony listened in despair to the dean selling himself out, and with the thickest skin in his life, he firmly resisted Batman's gaze.

Batman looked at Tony inexplicably for a while, until Tony hovered on the edge of fried hair, and then looked back: "Arrange one for me too. Is fifty thousand dollars enough?"

But Talin: "Enough, enough..."

What is this big guy talking about...

If it's not enough, he won't be able to borrow the second [-], woo woo.

·

Gotham, the Batcave.

Tim took a weary sip of his coffee before realizing it was cold.

"How about it, can you find Bruce's location?" Nightwing stood behind Tim, staring at the screen crowded with codes and large and small surveillance images.

The atmosphere in the cave was gloomy, and no one had a smile on their faces.

Damian and Jason are no longer in the cave, and they are chasing and killing Luthor, the Joker and others who caused Batman's disappearance all over the world.

As the closest people to Batman, Nightwing and Tim don't want to take revenge like Damian and Jason, but the world needs order, and they have a bottom line to abide by.There are already Damian and Jason among the crazy people. As the two calmest Robins, they must assume the responsibility of the team's brains and stay sane.

"What about Superman?" Tim asked without answering.

Ye Yi: "He... is blaming himself. But he is still helping to control the actions of Damian and Jason, so that they don't let them go too far." Ye Yi leaned on the back of the chair and emphasized, "I doubt he can persist How long. Bruce disappeared to save him, and he has to fight Damian and Jason for the culprits of this."

"I hope Bruce didn't... wait! What is this?" Tim straightened up suddenly, raised his hand and crackled on the keyboard, "Dick, look at this!"

Tim extracted the successfully decrypted account information: "Bruce Black, this is one of Bruce's fake identities. His bank account shows...someone used his bank card to withdraw $[-]!"

Just as he was talking, another entry and exit account information was refreshed.

Tim: "Withdraw another fifty thousand!"

"It's Bruce...he must be alive!" Nightwing immediately put on his mask. "It's time to bring back the crazy kids in the family. And Superman, he will be very happy to hear that!"

·

Everything that happened in Gotham was far from Tony the Junior Handyman, and Bruce the Junior Handyman.

After coming out of the dean's office, Batman walked out without saying a word, ignoring Tony at all.

"What are you doing? Don't tell me you're going to go into the water and try again. I've tried it, but it won't work." The poor Tony poked Batman sourly.

"Have you seen it in the fog?" Batman's eyes fell on the thick fog outside the window.

Tony: "Not really."

To be honest, the fog gave him a bad feeling.He's not the kind of Batman who likes to stab wherever things go wrong. After feeling the ominous feeling brought by the thick fog, he didn't try to rush in without wearing armor and with a mortal body.

"I want to go in and have a look." Batman walked out of the nursing home without stopping.

He pulled out a dagger from his waist: "This island should be much bigger than what you see. The sanatorium exposed out of the fog is only a part of this island. Is there anything in the fog? Will there be a way out—"

"Or dinner." Tony's interest also increased, "Island, there must be animals! With you here, it should be no problem to get some rabbits and the like? ——Even if you can't get them, at least you can get some. Mushroom bamboo shoots!"

Eating low-quality desserts and snacks from the vending machine every day, Tony almost vomited. Now when he thinks of braised rabbit heads or braised sea prawns, his mouth starts to salivate automatically.

Tony swallowed, and stopped mocking Batman. Instead, he urged: "Let's go, let's go find dinner."

But he Lin didn't know anything about the handyman who was caught in the dean's office just because he was fishing at work.He stared helplessly at the bills and receipts and payments uploaded from the computer, almost crying.

A few minutes earlier, he still felt that he was sitting on a huge sum of 30000 yuan. Even if he paid [-] yuan per person for training, there would still be a lot of money left. The [-]$ in his account was quickly reduced at a speed visible to the naked eye.

why!But he was in pain.

He was fidgeting in the office when a loud and piercing siren suddenly sounded in the courtyard.

But he sprang up from the chair at once: "Another emergency?!"

"Drip—emergency! The patient who received the fog poison: Tony, the junior handyman, has been sent to the ward for treatment."

"Received a patient with smog: Bruce, the junior handyman, has been sent to the ward for treatment."

After two consecutive alarm announcements, it finally returned to silence.

But Talin: "..."

But Talin: "...?"

What the hell, there are only two handymen in the nursing home, and they are all poisoned?No, what's going on, who did it! !

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"...So, it wasn't someone who poisoned them, but they got poisoned by breaking into the fog themselves?" But he confirmed with the emergency escort in a daze.

When Bruce was sent before, Talin didn't meet the emergency escort team, but this time he finally met.

The escort team all rode headless horses and wore uniform pure black knight outfits, looking handsome.

"Uh, what's going on with this group?" But he stared at the wild man tied up like a roast pig on the ground.

"When I found the handyman, this guy was about to put them into the pot to cook soup. The mushroom soup was so delicious. I thought that the nursing home was only opened in such a small part of the front, and I probably didn't have a chef, so I arrested him. Alright. Here, the two emergency patients this time, each with 1000 magic crystals, this wild cook will give away his head for free." The team leader said drooling.

But Talin: "..."

Oh, how delicious is this.

"You don't know, it's really because the soup is so fragrant that we met these two unlucky guys. We just want to see what makes it so delicious." The team leader also knew that he had lost his composure, and wiped his saliva to explain.

But he knew that he should think rationally at this time. What the team leader said meant that there were other creatures in the fog, and there was more space. The 55 square kilometers on the title deed was not empty; Tony and Bruce would know this The appearance shows that the fog is a barrier that prevents the people in the nursing home from entering behind the fog.But at this moment, Dan Talin touched his hungry stomach, which was only half filled with instant noodles, and his piercing eyes could not be separated from the savage who was tied up as a pig on the ground.

But he Lindao: "Hey... why are you treating the chef so rudely? Look at the hands tied, why can't you handle the spoon later..."

·

When Tony and Bruce woke up, the first news they heard was that each of them paid 1000 magic crystals for the escort fee.

Tony had already recovered his flushed face, but when he heard this, he collapsed back on the bed again: "One thousand! One thousand!" He said angrily, "It's another two years and nine months! Dean, you just buy me for life never mind……!"

But Talin widened his eyes, blushed and said, "What are you talking about! I'm not this kind of person..."

Tony: "..."

Why are you blushing! !

Batman was also rarely hit.Originally, he thought that if he wasted a few more days with Stark, he would lend him money and ask Stark to redeem him with the magic crystal... Now this road is also blocked.

But he just blushed for a moment, and quickly returned to normal, complaining to Batman: "Bruce, what do you want me to say about you... It's fine if you always fish at work, and you still spoil Tony. Man Tony How serious I was, and I even took the initiative to take classes and get promoted... Alas, what can I say, it really is a child of the poor who is already in charge of the family!" But Lin Lin sighed with emotion.

Poor Man's Child Tony: "..."

Batman, a kid from a rich family who was accused of fishing at work and ruining Iron Man: "..."

But he stopped talking and didn't want to be an annoying leader: "By the way, it's a blessing in disguise. I seem to know what's behind the fog."

According to the title deed, Universe Island covers a total area of ​​55 square kilometers, but most of them are shrouded in thick fog. The sanatorium exposed outside the fog may not even be as big as a high school campus.This also means that the undeveloped space after the fog is quite large.

"I always thought that the fog was so thick that no one would live there, but as far as the emergency escort team said, that's not the case. The leader of the escort team said that this place is similar to an open-ground game. The sanatorium in front will only be opened when it operates under certain conditions. The space behind. At least as far as we know, the escort lives behind the fog, and our new cook..."

Tony couldn't help being led astray, and then repeated the key points he captured: "New cook?"

"Ah, yes. It's the escort—"

But he Lin was about to explain the ins and outs of the matter to Tony, when he saw two ghost nurses carrying a patient into the ward.

The wards in the nursing home are all triple rooms. Tony and Bruce each share a bed, and one of the beds happens to be empty, so the ghost nurse carried them in.

"...Huh?" But he couldn't help but exclaimed, "Aren't you... the pirate hat from before!"

The one who gave him the basic funds at the beginning!He still remembered the person's code name, Captain.

But Lin sighed: "Didn't you just leave, why are you here again..."

The captain's face suddenly became darker, his head was doubled in size by the bandage, and blood was still oozing out.

The ghost doctor came late, struggling to drag something: "Do you want this thing, don't I let it go..."

A fishy smell of the sea came to the nostrils.

But Talin, Tony, and Bruce looked together and saw a five-meter-long fish with a ferocious face stuck at the door. Because of its too wide body, it couldn't get in.

Seeing the culprit who caused him to be admitted to the hospital again, the captain was furious, pointed at the ghost doctor and yelled, "You deliberately harassed me, didn't you? Get it out! Get it out!"

But Talin and Tony's eyes were green. They stretched out Erkang's hand and shouted hungrily: "Keep it! Keep it!"

·

What is the concept of a five-meter-long fish?But he can use tuna as a comparison.

He once read a piece of news that a fisherman in country R once caught a 2.65-meter tuna weighing 834 gold. If it is made into sashimi, it can be used by 3000 people.How many meals is enough for such a 5-meter-long fish?You can also make pickled fish!

He could hardly even afford instant noodles, but he thought humbly.

When the wildling cook was called over, Dan Talin and Tony were squatting next to the dead sea fish and drooling.

Because the ward is inconvenient to visit, Talin has entrusted the ghost doctor to deliver the fish to the grass at the entrance of the nursing home.At this moment, when the sun was setting, the afterglow sprinkled on the huge fish body, and the scales reflected the golden-red light, which looked quite spectacular.

Although the fishy smell was very strong, both Tony and Dantalin had strong confidence that the fish would be delicious when it was cooked!

As for where the confidence comes from... It can only be said that this is a false tower built by excessive hunger.

The savage was brought here by the escort team, and was subjected to labor reform for the crime of "attempted cannibalism". After being threatened with force by the escort team, he was very honest.But after Talin asked him if the fish could be cooked, he made gestures, indicating that he needed to go back to the mist to get some raw materials, hoping that Dan Talin and the others could process the fish first while they were waiting for him to get the ingredients. Just divide the meat.

After the savage left, Tony relied on Batman not to reveal his identity, not to hit him violently, and stretched out his hand to push Bruce: "Go, you go."

Is there anything better than Batman's knife work in the whole hospital!

Batman stuffed with a scalpel: "..."

Reluctantly, Batman went to fillet the fish.After all, he wanted to eat this fish himself.When the savage came back, all the scales had been removed, and the fish meat was cut into half-arm-length cubes, the viscera made one pile, and the scales made one pile.

The savage put the things he had brought back on the ground, piled up the cooking utensils cross-legged on the spot, skillfully drilled wood to make fire, put the stone pot on the stone stove, and asked Tony to get water and pour it into the pot. Crackling put down a bunch of things like mushrooms and grass roots.

"..." Batman silently showed distrust.

Those mushrooms grew very brightly, the grass roots looked hideous, the pot was not edible, and the water turned black.

However, after a while, the water temperature rose, and the soup gradually changed its color, milky white, and gave off the fragrance of fungi soup base and herbs, and even an inexplicable mellow milky taste.

The more the aroma is cooked, the more fresh it is, the more it is cooked, the more fresh it is, the taste penetrates into the nose, it almost makes people feel that the tongue has tasted the umami, and the saliva is secreted quickly.

At this time, the savage put the sliced ​​sea fish slices into the pot one by one. As soon as the hot soup boiled, the thin fish fillets rolled up, crystal clear and white, and the rich soup dripped from the texture of the meat.

But Talin and Tony had already taken the bamboo stick prepared by the wild man. Batman restrained for a while, and also picked up the bamboo stick.

As soon as you eat it, the taste of this fish conquers Dantalin.

The firm and elastic fish meat bounces between the teeth, the juice overflows, and the lips and teeth are fragrant.The fishy smell of raw sea fish disappeared completely, and the fragrance of mushrooms and grass roots accentuated the umami taste of the fish meat, but after Ta Lin finished eating this piece of meat, he couldn't help but lick the soup on the corner of his lips, the deliciousness was evident.

The captain who originally said that he would kill him also smelled the fragrance. At first he just poked his head on the window sill. After a few minutes, he wandered down and took a bamboo stick: "Why...! I brought this fish. Come!"

The ghost doctors and nurses in the nursing home have already smelled the fragrance, and they couldn't come out because of work.The lucky ghosts who were not caught were floating in the courtyard, and seeing the eating of these living people, they were all so greedy and cried, they gathered around Dan Talin and said:

"I want to eat, too!"

"Why can't ghosts be eaten? Have you never heard of sacrifices? You can sacrifice to ghosts!"

"Hey, Dean, you are the best dean in the world! I can help you supervise the doctors and nurses from tomorrow, and see who deliberately delays seeing a doctor. I will be your little spy..."

But Talin: "..."

He couldn't stop the ghosts from obsessing over him, and started offering sacrifices to them after filling his stomach. Once he offered, he couldn't stop until he got off work.

Ghost nurses and ghost doctors scrambled out like wild horses:

"I also want!"

"Leave some for me!"

"Dean! Don't favor one over another, don't listen to them... I haven't counted on my own, and I promise to increase the efficiency by 50% tomorrow!"

But Talin: "..."

OK!Sure enough, someone... No, there is a ghost deliberately delaying seeing a doctor!

The Savage Cook was out of breath at this moment: "Dean... the fish is gone!"

"What?! How could it be gone?!" The ghost doctors turned pale with fright, and they were in shock when they saw the same kind floating above the sacrificial circle.

Ghosts don't know how to eat enough, those companions who don't know how to restrain themselves ate up all the fish fillets in one go.

The ghost employees were furious: "...Wow, I beat you to death!"

·

Knowing that he couldn't leave the island for a short time, Batman began to care about the management of the nursing home.Firstly, changing the operating status of the sanatorium is tantamount to improving his own living conditions, and secondly, when the sanatorium meets certain conditions, it may unlock more areas, and there may be something in these areas that can help him leave.

With this in mind, on the second day of eating fish, Batman and Tony dragged Dantalin out of the office and went downstairs to inspect.

"...too messy." Batman frowned.

But Ta Lin was still confused, and Tony agreed: "That's right. These rooms can be divided into three categories based on their functions, diagnosis, treatment and diagnosis and treatment. When patients enter the hospital, they must first go to different diagnosis rooms to diagnose their illnesses one by one. Then go to the treatment room. Therefore, the diagnosis room should be placed closest to the door, and close together, so that patients can receive a diagnosis as soon as they enter the hospital. You should do your diagnosis and treatment quickly, and the patient will do it. If you have to run around for a diagnosis, won't it be a waste of time?"

Time wasted, money wasted!

"There are also vending machines." Batman looked at the vending machines.

But he was at a loss: "What happened to the vending machine?"

Batman said coldly: "Remove, and the benches are also removed. Those who lined up to buy snacks and sat on the benches, several of them were ranked 2, 3 or even 1. They came to buy snacks, and the patients behind had to wait. How much time are they going to waste?"

But he, Lin Kuanghan: "Then can't we just evacuate... How about this, let the clinic change the rules, if this person is not in the queue, then the next person will fill in directly..."

Batman: "Yes. The main problem is the layout of the room that S...Tony said. It needs to be closed to change the layout."

But Lin covered his face and murmured: "I want to shut it too...! Isn't this a cancellation of the appointment and you have to lose money?"

Tony was speechless: "Then can't you stop making appointments? Naturally, no patients will come in a few days."

Batman nodded: "That's right. After changing the layout, the overall treatment route will be smoother and more planned, which can save a lot of time and improve efficiency."

Tony, the only one who understands Dan Talin's pain points, showed a psychedelic smile: "You can continue to make money."

Batman: "...Yes. After this modification, the queuing problem will be alleviated a lot, and some consultation rooms with less pressure can be deleted appropriately to make room for building dormitories and restaurants."

Tony answered: "It would be even better if there is another front desk to assist in handling the shunt problems of various consulting rooms."

"But—how can we recruit the front desk?"

·

Gotham's underground sewers.

Luther lay face down in the water, unable to move his body no matter how hard he tried.There was more and more blood coming out of the waist and kidneys, and the weakness in his limbs caused by the poison made him buried in the foul-smelling water, powerlessly experiencing the process of being slowly drowned.

He never thought that the clown who was still teaming up with death knell could be so caught off guard, Damian and Jason's attacks were in front of him, and the clown could still take a shot, saying "you How can you take away the joy of my life?" He stabbed him with a smile.

When the pain was dying, Luthor thought bitterly: If there is a chance to establish a legion belonging to the villain in the future...

No one from Gotham is allowed!

Fuck you Gotham!