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When Tony called, he was checking Twitter.

After a period of word-of-mouth fermentation, there are more and more comments about the haunted house.Countless "victims" showed up one after another, expressing in tears that it was terrible, really terrible.

[I asked a few little sisters to go together, they all walked in beautifully, and crawled out...]

[My buddies suggested to test their guts and bought a group ticket. We didn’t know who was bolder and who was younger, but we can be sure that no matter how big or small, everyone has been scared to death...]

[What's more, when I came out of the haunted house, I even felt that the crooked friend with beautiful features was actually scared out of the suspension bridge effect, and it took more than half a month to get back home before coming out of the shadows. 】

[Damn it, it's no wonder that "The Night of Fear" has such superb acting skills from the main character to the group actors. They are all true performances! @[email protected] Scary Night Crew】

【Isn’t that right... Didn’t you read the news statistics? How many wanted criminals have been arrested in the safe house, and the wanted criminals have surrendered in fright, so you say it’s scary or not】

[Hahahahahahaha, the wanted criminal is aggrieved: where is the safe house? 】

Many people swore that they would not go, never go again, and I would be a fool if I went again.However, as soon as the next round of pre-sale ticket window opened, they greeted friends and friends again, intending to avenge their shame.Not only that, but even more people were brought into the water, so the scale of the "victim alliance" can be said to grow rapidly like a snowball.

But he, Lin Le, couldn't help but grieve. Calculating the rate of repeat customers and the scale of soliciting customers, the haunted house will soon expand to a second store, but the staff is more difficult. After all, there are not enough ghost employees, so this matter needs to be carefully considered.

The killer crocodile floated past the puppet, glanced at the comments on the screen, and couldn't help thinking in fear: As expected of the dean, even the guests are automatically equipped with matryoshka skills...

David didn't expect that "The Night of Dread" had been released for a long time, and it was fired again because of the haunted house.Many people review it for the second time. When they watch it again, their mentality and viewing angle are completely different. It is very engaging, and the Rotten Tomatoes score has increased a lot.This also brought a wave of enthusiasm to the promotion of his new film. Although David said that he hadn't done business with Dan Talin for a long time (?) because he joined the filming group, but as soon as he saw this situation, he immediately took the lead in "The Night of Dread". The old group of the crew appealed a lot, and everyone started free publicity for the master's haunted house.

But Lin Lin was very moved, feeling that David really valued love and righteousness, but Killer Crocodile shuddered: This is the first baby that the dean kissed, and the dean made a move, so terrifying!Even now, this David is still helping the little dean with publicity and attracting customers.

At the beginning, he made a clever plan to help the little dean get back all Harry Osborn's belongings. He only felt that he was already better than blue, but now, it turned out that what the little dean showed in front of their eyes was just the tip of the iceberg , the true level has not yet been developed... Killer Crocodile casts an awe-inspiring look at Dan Talin's back.

David even helped out with the publicity for free, so the Haunted House naturally needs to give back.But Talin had a simple interaction with David and the actors of the crew of "Dreadful Night" on Twitter, asking everyone what their latest work is, and helping everyone to mention it.Just as he was about to take the opportunity to reveal that he was about to consider building a haunted house branch, Tony called.

"Hey, little... But ah!" Tony almost said the little dean, but fortunately he responded in time, "I have a business here, and I plan to introduce it to you. Are you interested?"

But he Lin is not the same as before, he can be excited for a long time when he sees [-], but he is Lin!Not to mention, the daily turnover of the haunted house is more than that. I was about to say that I was preparing for the pet store and the branch of the haunted house recently, when I heard Tony continue: "If it can be done well, at least a seven-figure start."

Seven digits? !

Dantalin, who was still indifferent just now, stood up suddenly: "Hey, where did you say we'll meet? I'll go there right away!"

·

Although it is not the first time to meet Mr. Stark, but it is the first time for Talin to go to the famous Stark Tower.

But Talin followed Happy to the top floor, where Tony and several London guests had been waiting for a long time.But as soon as he entered the door, Tony stood up suddenly, and the noblewoman who was talking to him just now leaned back in shock.

Several guests present, one is a veteran in the aristocratic social circle, one is Sherlock Holmes who can't escape his eyes, and the other is the female prime minister who sees thousands of faces, which one is not human.But when they saw Tony's posture at this time, they were all at a loss.

Mr. Stark had previously denied the idea of ​​a "lover", but apart from his lover, who else could make Iron Man behave so attentively? The other party just thanked him, bowed and shook hands, and he would forcefully restrain himself. Can't suppress the excitement like a kid?Is it possible that Mr. Stark is also chasing stars?

The female prime minister looked a little surprised: "You... are slightly different from the photo Mr. Stark showed me."

The information about Dantalin called up by Tony is still projected in the air.In the enlarged version of the still photo, the handsome young man is wearing a tailor-made shirt, showing his thin collarbone.Under the light and shadow, the gray and white curly hair is fashionable and cute, and the accessories on the hands and waist are even more exquisite and fashionable.

As for the real Lin who walked into the room, his face was indeed prettier than in the photo, but this hair... what kind of shape is this yellow-inch board?And what kind of shape is this plaid shirt and overalls like a man of science and technology?

But Lin Lin compared his exquisite past with the rough present, and couldn't help showing a sad expression: "It was life that laid hands first..."

The noblewoman looked Dantalin up and down, covered her mouth slightly with a fan, and approached Mycroft: "Is this reliable? Let me tell you, why didn't you use that child to do it? Your—"

"Duke." Mycroft's voice was heavier than usual, showing a hint of anger for a moment, but quickly restrained, "This is not a good place to talk about her."

The atmosphere was inexplicably stagnant, but upon seeing this, Talin thoughtfully relieved the siege and said, "Mr. Stark called me and said that there is a job that I need to do. I don't know what it is? You... are my employers?"

Mycroft straightened his collar, stood up, briefly introduced the identities of the noblewoman and the female prime minister, shook hands with Dantalin and said, "...Mycroft, Mycroft Holmes."

But Talin: "..."

What is it, Holmes?Is this a coincidence?

But Lin shook hands with Mycroft blankly, and couldn't help but take a closer look at him, this dangerous hairline, this small belly, this... Hey, it should be a coincidence.No matter how you look at it, Xiao Si and Xiao Duo are more like Sherlock's brothers than him!

The female prime minister told Dan Talin about the general situation: "...the earl who is involved with the cult will hold a grand masquerade this weekend, one is to cope with the social season, and the other is to prepare for their private gathering Cover. On the day of the banquet, you have to attend with the Duchess, and then take the opportunity to find out the cult information."

Tony suddenly became unhappy: "Why do you have to personally—"

But Talin grabbed Tony, his eyes flashed: "No problem, no problem."

What a great opportunity!Originally, he was still thinking about how to open up the sales of the pet shop. Although this masquerade party may have other conspiracy behind it, but in order to cover up the private party, many nobles and celebrities will be invited to come. Isn't this a great opportunity!Although it is said to be sold in the UK, don’t everyone like it?At that time, the advertisement will be marked with "recommended by British nobles" and the like...

"..." Tony rolled his eyes.Just now he was nervous for a while, but now he thinks about it, with the strength of the ghost knight who was able to bring Darkseid back to the nursing home, the little dean can't be in danger!Look at the little dean who doesn't know anything, and dares to rush into the dragon's lake and tiger's den for money. Why does he think the emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuchs are in a hurry!

Now I have a question: "You will replace Holmes' informant at the banquet at that time, and you can't reveal your identity. You just want to advertise, how should you advertise?"

But Lin Hehe: "I can't expose it, isn't it because of you? I said let them contact Iron Man, what a golden signboard, even louder than reporting my name, but I don't know Mr. Stark, do you mind?" ..."

Tony: "..."

He suddenly felt as if he had returned to a nursing home.Even if he has been discharged from the hospital, he still cannot escape the fate of being squeezed out of value by the little principal from multiple angles...

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The weekend is coming soon, but Talin handled the affairs of the hospital in advance, and handed over supervision and other tasks to Xiaoduo temporarily, so he picked a more stable and careful ghost doctor to bring with him and Mycroft to London.On the plane, the people brought by Mycroft changed Dantalin's face and changed his clothes. After landing, they were sent to meet the duchess.The two sat in a black stretched Lincoln, carrying a car full of bodyguards, and headed to the earl's mansion together.

On the way, the Duchess asked suspiciously: "Didn't you say before that you wanted to take this opportunity to promote your pet shop at the banquet?" Yes, but in the end he came empty-handed and let her speak well.

But he smiled mysteriously: "I asked Mr. Holmes, and he said that the earl has a lot of cats in his house."

Duchess: "..." Then what does that have to do with you, do you still hug other people's cats to promote your pet shop?

But he said, "You will know when the time comes."

The Duchess was really aroused by Dantalin's curiosity, of course, some of them were not convinced.

As soon as the news of the Moren Cult reached the Queen's ears, she was entrusted with the important task of cooperating with Holmes to deal with the matter.She had already persuaded Mycroft many times to seek help from the little Sherlock Holmes who was imprisoned in Sherringford, but Mycroft repeatedly refused, saying that Sherlock's death had allowed Olos to enter the world. Crazy, once she is given a chance at this time, her influence will definitely escape from Sherringford like a shadow, and eventually plunge the whole of England into crisis.

The Duchess was a little scared by Mycroft's words, but wondered if it might be Mycroft's alarmist talk.With the wisdom of that little Miss Holmes, such an incident would definitely be settled easily. Did Mycroft refuse to ask Olos for help because he felt his status was threatened?

She glanced at Dan Talin, feeling a little bit of resentment in her heart.If you don't use the nearby water towers, you have to find some kind of ghost catcher. Look at this little guy with a tender face, does he really have such great skills?Don't panic at that time, if something goes wrong, she will have to take care of it.

Thinking about it, the Duchess suddenly felt that half of her body was cold, like an ice cellar, and was wondering if the air conditioner in the car was broken, so she heard Dan Tallin reproachfully say to her shoulder: "Row, this one is Duchess... What kind of car do you squeeze in, this car is full, let me get on the roof and stay there."

The ghost doctor was stunned for a moment, then he climbed onto the roof of the car and stayed there.

"..." The Duchess was terrified, and the faces of the bodyguards who were as immobile as a mountain turned pale, "Just, just now, could it be that there is a ghost sitting on me..."

But Talin hurriedly explained: "No, no, how could it be, it just wants to squeeze the car and get closer to you. I let her float on the roof of the car now."

The Duchess: "..." She said fiercely, "Daughter, female ghost..."

Dan Talin: "Yes, yes, female ghosts are more careful, and male ghosts are more careless."

Duchess: "..."

·

Because of the ghost doctor's episode, the duchess didn't dare to speak in the second half of the journey, and the bodyguards also looked very stiff. From time to time, people could be seen cautiously looking up at the roof of the car.

After finally arriving at the Earl's mansion, the Duchess tightly held Dantalin's arm, and she looked very suspicious. When she entered the door, there was a slight breeze, and she would tremble all over, which made Dantalin tremble. Lin was helpless: "Don't be afraid, I have asked her to investigate if there is a secret stronghold inside, and she is not around us now."

The Duchess breathed a sigh of relief, but her arms were still tightly held: "You, didn't you say 'there will be a way to promote it'? We have already entered, and you plan to—"

"Mi~~" A sweet and greasy meow suddenly came from under her feet.

This meow was like turning on a switch. In the next second, high and low, long and soft meows rang out from all over the banquet hall.This movement drew the attention of the guests who were talking to the music in a low voice. Everyone looked in the direction of the cat closest to them, and saw the always proud and lazy Persian cat, who never liked to be noisy. The Himalayan cat, the stubborn and disobedient Meiduan, the withdrawn Yingduan... nearly ten cats all meowed loudly and ran in the same direction. Young man in dress walled.

The duchess has been cut off, a bunch of fluffy and usually proud masters are walking around under her feet, soft cats rub against her ankles, and there are some with white belly exposed, who can resist this temptation!She was about to squat down to suck the cat on the spot, but before she squatted halfway, the cat owners all turned their heads and said to her, "Ha—"

Duchess: "..."

But Lin Hehe smiled, bent down and picked up a Himalayan cat, stroked its small face, which caused the cat to make a series of comfortable purring sounds, closed its eyes, and put its little hairy head into his hand with a look of enjoyment. ride on.The cats at his feet stopped working immediately, and screamed anxiously, and some stood upright, putting their forelegs on Dan Talin's calf.

Duchess Lemon died: "How did you do it, did you sneak catnip with you?"

But Talin: "No, maybe they smelled the scent of many companions." After all, he is also a person who has raised several cats on the hills now!Even lions, tigers, and cheetahs, he has also masturbated!

The Duchess refused: "My family has seven babies!"

Dan Talin: "Hey... I have raised more than 3000..."

Duchess: "??????"

A few more cats jumped out of the owner's arms, all in the same mood, lying down at Dantalin's feet sticky, with their white bellies touching their faces.Many of them are very famous high-cold varieties, and they are not so greasy in front of their masters!The hearts of the masters who were coldly thrown away were broken. Several noble ladies came over with wounded faces, surrounded Dantarin, and asked him if he had brought catnip.

But Talin: "How is it possible. Is this the reaction of your master to eating catnip?"

A noble lady asked unwillingly: "Then why is Christina so clingy to you!"

The Duchess immediately realized that this was the time for her to appear on the stage: "You don't know, he is a cat lover, and he has a ranch under his name, which is dedicated to raising cats. Recently, he is planning to open a pet shop... "

The cat owner that Pipa hugged was right in front of him, and everyone couldn't believe it, so they all asked:

"Oh, pet shop, can you help me tame the cat?"

"The doctor said that my heart is too fat and I want to lose weight, but I can't bear to starve it... Can it help me lose weight?"

"My baby doesn't like bathing very much, and it can hang for a long time after washing... Is there a way to solve this?"

But Lin Le died.He also thought narrowly. Whoever said that pet stores can only sell cats, he ignored these follow-up services, which is really unreasonable.Are these questions difficult?Cats in the cat kingdom can be tamed into war pets!How about taming cats, losing weight, and bathing?

But he promised with all his heart: "It's okay...it's okay, this is fine too. Don't worry, the pet shop I opened has introduced excellent foreign investment. After the formal and legal procedures are completed, it will open. I won't let everyone How long have you waited?" But he was still with God Lin, and he really thought he was British, "You should have heard of this outstanding foreign investor, Mr. Tony Stark."

"Stark? Is that Iron Man?"

"That must be safe, your pet shop should be opened soon!"

"Leave a contact information, and let us know when the door opens!"

But Lin Lin showed an indifferent look: "Here in the pet store, I am only responsible for the cat source and service of the store. As for the operation and contact, it is the responsibility of the partner. I will leave Mr. Stark's office for everyone. The contact information at the front desk! When the pet store opens in the future, a special person will be set up to handle the telephone connection business."

An aristocratic woman suddenly realized something was wrong: "Hey, is your pet shop opened in London, or is it going to New York?"

But Lin Chu remained unfazed and said with a calm smile: "It's New York, but don't worry, everyone. Whether it's buying a cat, taming a cat, losing weight, etc., we pay attention to once-in-a-lifetime guarantees, and there is no need to come to the door repeatedly to purchase services. If there is any after-sales service If there is a problem, we will send a clerk in the store to come to the door for after-sales service."

More and more people came around, the nobles didn't have a few pets at home, but there were not many people who brought the banquet.At this time, I couldn't help but lean over when I heard it, and asked if the dog could be tamed.

But Lin Hehe: "Don't say it's a dog... It's a wolf, a tiger, it doesn't matter."

To tell the truth, but Ta Lin is talking about it all at once. What kind of wolf or tiger, in the eyes of ordinary people, it belongs to the category of big talk.For attracting customers, it is completely a deduction item, and maybe it will make the previous publicity suspicious.

It was also out of his mouth, but he Lin realized that he said too much. Seeing the look of surprise in someone's eyes, he was thinking about how bad it was, how to make up for it, when he heard a tiger howling suddenly from outside the hall door.

The panicked voices of the servants and guards came, and before everyone had time to react, a fierce tiger as tall as an adult man's waist rushed in from outside the door, with strong muscles and sharp eyes.

The guards and domestic servants are arguing outside the door:

"Get out of the way, the beast hasn't been tamed yet! Isn't it locked all the time? At this point, it hasn't eaten dinner. What if it hurts someone? What about the tranquilizer gun? What, no? What about the shotgun! Here it is. I'll bring it!"

"But that is the earl's favorite pet..."

"What a fart! You are afraid that the Earl will punish you, get the hell out of here, and you will kill all the guests inside!"

The Duchess began to yank Talin's arm hard again, her legs were so weak: "It's all because of your big words!"

Tears of terror were about to flow out of her eyes, when the Duchess saw Dantalin stretch out her hand, supported the head of the tiger that was pounced on, and boldly rubbed it a few times.She didn't go into shock on the spot, and thought that Dan Talin's arm was about to lose its hold, but the tiger rolled on the spot, squeezing away all the cats that had been surrounding Dan Talin's feet, and then lay on its side, the watermelon worm The same mass of body engulfed Dantalin's legs.The thick tail was still wrapped around Dantalin's right ankle a few times.Stretching his head high, he forced it into his palm.

Everyone was stunned.They just heard Dan Talin's bragging, and before they had time to get over the disappointment and ridicule of the plot, the face-slapping content was broadcast in advance, and they didn't know how to react.

On the contrary, Lin felt relieved for a moment, feeling that the brain ax came in time, and rubbed the tiger's head vigorously a few times, making the big head bigger than his palm crooked: "The pasture at home is closer to the forest. , Tigers often come to visit us.”

Duchess: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Everyone was silent, and at this moment they screamed in their hearts: drop by! !Drop by? ?Is that how the word is used! ?

Dan Talin: There's nothing wrong with it. The orcs still bring the fish they caught as souvenirs, not visiting.

Now, even the guests who had no interest at all couldn't help but gather here, and they also wanted to hear more stories about "dropping in".But Talin asked Tony for his business card, and there were not many left.Many people with pets have made reservations and said that they will come to buy services when the door opens, and some even said that they are willing to help write recommendations after the pet store opens.

In the midst of the excitement, a voice suddenly came from the door of the back hall: "I heard that Tal ran out. It seems that everyone is fine."

The voice sounded indifferent and flat. Although the volume was not loud, it inexplicably silenced the commotion in the banquet hall.

But Talin looked in the direction of the sound source together with everyone in surprise, and saw two people, one fat and one thin, standing in the shadow under the curtain.The fat man stood respectfully half a step behind the tall slender man. The tall slender man's entire face was hidden in the shadow, and his pale face couldn't hide the beauty of his facial features.

"The fat man in the back is the Earl." The Duchess whispered to Dan Talin, "The one in the front...can't explain clearly. On the surface, it was said that he was the Earl's benefactor and guest, but they couldn't find out what it was. Well, we can't find the background. We have a kind of speculation, thinking that this person is the leader of the cult..."

"..." But Talin looked at the man, his brows almost raised.

This pale complexion, this temperament, these eyes.It's okay to fool these nobles who have never seen a vampire, but it is impossible to fool Dan Talin who met with the vampire staff of the Second Hospital every day.

The Duchess wanted to say more, but her eyes were captured by the cold eyes of the tall man, as if her throat was wrapped by a cold poisonous snake, she was speechless.

The tall slender man slowly walked over from behind the curtain, passed through the quiet crowd, walked straight to Dantalin, approached his face, and sniffed: "You..."

His voice seemed to contain some kind of magical power, which made people feel chills all over the body.The Duchess's limbs were cold, and she felt that the blood in her whole body was cooling down. She was thinking uncontrollably, whether there was something wrong with her actions, and she saw that Talin seemed to be out of her mind, and said with a smile: " It's a pleasure to meet you, are you also interested in pet shops? Why don't we go to the inner hall to discuss in detail?"

Not only not afraid, but even very positive!

High Challenger: "..."

?This seems to be different from what he thought.

But it doesn't matter, there is a pungent smell on this human's face, and he is clearly a spy.Although the Moon Cult is not his subordinates, after all, these people live on his territory, and they also know etiquette on weekdays and show a lot of filial piety.This little bug, just help dig it out.

The tall slender man turned around: "Follow me."

The Duchess pulled Dantalin back and squeezed out a word through her teeth, which was so soft that she could hardly hear it: "You are crazy, are you going with him?"

But Lin Hehe: "It's all right."

"Hey, hey, you!" The Duchess couldn't stop her, she watched Dan Talin walking towards the back hall, and saw that the Earl had cast doubtful eyes on her, so she had to smile again, her heart beating wildly.

What to do, contact Mycroft quickly!

The author has something to say: But he Lin: ?Don't, let me catch it!