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Regarding what happened after his death, apart from the tragic transformation of the junior handyman, Tony didn't expect a lot.

For example, he was forced to wear stupid bright orange work clothes; for example, when Iron Man received a broadcast notice to repair medical equipment, he was severely rejected by other ghost employees, saying that he "has no qualifications in mechanics" and could not touch Touching medical equipment; another example...he has nowhere to sleep.

Unlike other ghost employees, Tony has a real body. Like all humans, Tony needs to eat and rest.It’s okay to eat, he can open a few packs of snacks and touch a few bottles of drinks to fill his stomach while the old vending machine is restocking, but it’s not so easy to sleep...

Tony's original plan was to go back to the previous ward A001 to sleep, but the nursing home opened and the ward was overcrowded, so there was no room for Tony.

Tony knocked on Dan Talin's door at night, and recounted his own experience in a particularly miserable way: "...so I want to ask, can I spend the night in your office?" Tony glanced at Dan Talin, Lin Honghong. eyes, and the tissue on the desk, "Did you just watch a movie?"

"Yes, right." But Talin hesitated, and put Tony into the office.He turned around and turned off the computer, went into the bedroom and took the blanket out, "Do you sleep on the sofa or on the floor? I can make you a mattress."

Tony slumped on the sofa, weakly: "The sofa is fine, I just want to sleep now."

He said sadly: "I never thought that one day, I would work as a junior handyman for [-] US dollars, rely on temporary vending machines to cover my stomach, and sleep in other men's offices..."

But he Lin Youyou said: "Then, in order to save money for you to build a body shaping room, the dean, I don't even dare to buy snacks. A box of instant noodles is divided into three meals..."

Did he say something? Why don't you continue to lick the instant noodle soup?

The two men looked at each other silently, after a while, Qi Qi sighed sadly.

Tony slumped on the sofa, thinking blankly, how did he know what would happen after death?

Too poor, really too poor, never dare to die again!

But Lin Lin turned around, walked to the desk, took out a small card from the drawer, and handed it to Tony: "I asked my follower to do it for you."

The follower is the medical robot who always likes to follow Dan Talin everywhere.

Tony: "What is this?"

But Lin solemnly stuffed the card into Tony's hand: "Your salary card, keep it safe."

"..." Tony almost burst into tears, "I don't have a salary, so what's the use of giving me this?"

But Talin: "Who said you don't have it. I can dial 300 for you at the end of each month, let you listen for a ring, and then dial it back..."

Tony: "..."

...are you a fucking devil! ! !

·

Regardless of whether he was a monster or not, Tony slept on the sofa in the dean's office at night anyway.

He didn't sleep well.Ashes he didn't need to rest, so that Tony almost forgot the nightmares that came to him every night and never let him go.

The alien army from outside the sky rampaged across the earth, tearing the sky open.The corpses of countless people were piled up on the cracked road, and the ugly alien soldiers screamed harshly, stabbing weapons into the bodies of innocent people.His companions were lying in the sea of ​​corpses, the black widow's beautiful face was stiff and cold, and the eyes of Captain America stared at him, as if accusing him of why he couldn't do better, why he couldn't protect himself Someone who wants to protect.

"Hey——" Tony sat up from the sofa suddenly, his center of gravity was unstable, and he fell to the ground.

"What's going on? Is there a thief!?"

The bedroom door was kicked open instantly.

But he rushed out, Pikachu's pajamas were crumpled, his curly hair was disheveled, and he still held a desk lamp in his hand.

But he, Lin, scanned the office alertly, and his ferocious expression softened: "I was scared to death...haha! Why did you fall to the floor, Tony." But Lin threw away the desk lamp and helped Tony up.

After Mr. Ashes agreed to repay the debt with labor, the name registered on the employee form was Tony. At that time, Dan Talin also teased a few words that it is no wonder that the other party likes Iron Man.

"...Huh." Tony rubbed his forehead exhaustedly, got up from the ground, and sat back on the sofa, "It's just a nightmare. It's okay."

He bit his cheek and suppressed the trembling caused by anxiety in his body: "Go back to sleep." Tony lay back on the sofa to confirm that he was really fine, "I have to go to work at nine o'clock tomorrow morning."

Yes, it is no longer a day to sleep in!Thinking of the empty balance in the account when he got off work today, he suddenly lost his nosy mood, sighed and dragged the desk lamp back to the bedroom.

Tony's staff lounge needs to be built, the medical equipment in the consultation room needs to be upgraded, and the queue outside the clinic is serious... Maybe I should open the second floor?But he shrank under the quilt, planning what to do tomorrow, and gradually fell back into a deep sleep.

Just after a series of small snores, outside the bedroom: "Bang! Boom!"

But he, Lin, jumped up from the bed again, relying on his instinct of helping his agent guard the apartment for many years, he immediately picked up the desk lamp that had only been reconnected and kicked the door out, shouting: "What's going on, is it a thief this time! "

He looked down and saw that Tony, who had just returned to the sofa, fell to the ground again at some point, his face was in worse condition than last time, his palms clutched the clothes on his chest and he was struggling to breathe, like a dying fish.

But Talin was startled: "Wow! You... I'll call you an emergency room!" He hurriedly unbuttoned Tony's collar, and went to open the window of the office.

Tony: "...!"

Just for Dantalin's words, Tony tried his best to squeeze out words: "Don't bark! It's stress...!"

——Who the hell knows how much the emergency room costs here! !

But he beat Lin, and Tony recovered after panting for a while.

But when Talin helped Tony up, he still said, "Why don't you go to the psychiatric clinic tomorrow."

At first, Tony instinctively wanted to criticize the term "mental illness", and then remembered all the unscientific aspects of this hospital, thinking: Maybe they can really be cured?

Thinking about the consultation fee again...

Tony: "Pull it down, no money."

Tony, who was unwilling to spend another penny, was beaten to death, and he just stayed up for three nights on the coffee in the general practice clinic.

On the fourth day, he finally failed. While watering the potted roses in the cardiology department, he accidentally watered the mind-chasing machine, which caused the mind-chasing machine to explode on the spot, and was carried into the dean's office by the angry ghost nurse.

Tony sat on the sofa with a disheveled face and covered his face: "Just tell me, how much is this thing worth?"

Originally, he wanted to save it, but after the fire was extinguished, he saw that the whole instrument was a charred black shell, and when he pushed it with his hand, the shell cracked all over the floor.

But he Lin was as heartbroken as Tony. After all, he is actually relying on the money of the old hospital to open the hospital: "This is a third-level instrument. Even with the original machine and upgrades, it costs [-] US dollars to rebuild..."

With 11 US dollars, plus the previous [-] medical expenses, Tony's original labor time of two years and nine months changed to [-] years and two months in seconds.If I had known earlier, I might as well go to a psychiatric clinic, no matter how expensive it is, it will cost less than [-] yuan!

But he, Lin Wuwu: "The [-] funds that were only withdrawn today..."

He thought he could finally start saving money!

It's all a dream, it's fireworks, and it's all gone with a bang.

Tony lay paralyzed on the sofa for a while, slapped his thigh suddenly, sat up and said bitterly: "Damn, what are you afraid of! I'll book a consultation room tomorrow!"

When he was arrested by the ghost nurse just now, he had asked about the price, and a psychological consultation was only 13 US dollars, which was paid off in [-] years and eight months.

Is there much difference between 13 years and eight months and 11 years and two months?

Tony resignedly covered his head with a blanket.

·

After the crew of "Night of Horror" left the nursing home, they only took one day off before officially starting filming.

Those five days and five nights spent in the nursing home left a deep and unforgettable memory for everyone.So many times, the actors can easily enter the scene without too much effort, and the shooting is very real.The director originally regretted that he couldn't sleep well when he got home, but when he saw the film, he was immediately happy again. He specially selected a few vivid promotional photos that were taken from nursing homes and created a terrifying atmosphere, and used the crew official to push Ait but He Lin.

Except for the director, the other actors are more or less respectful, and have the mentality that maybe they will deal with each other in the future. Occasionally, Aite will touch him a few times, making fans who have been following the progress of this movie think that he Lin is a new actor, so he had a lot of fun on Danta Lin's Twitter, asking why the little brother didn't come out for business.But later the actors discovered that Talin did not reply to Twitter, so they gradually reduced the frequency.Only David, who has always maintained a high degree of enthusiasm, has to revisit Dantalin every day, and occasionally tweets the works of Amway Dantalin's original band.

Fans were left confused and confused:

[? ?When did David tweet so frequently, 'I ate fried eggs today', is it necessary to tweet someone? ? 】

[What the hell, at first I saw that the whole crew, including the official Twitter, paid attention to this Dan. I thought this was a new cast member of "Dreadnought". Now look at it... Maybe it's David's old tree blooming? 】

【David is not old! !It is the golden age of men!Look at his big pecs!Look at his ass!Look at his blue eyes and blond hair, how can you say David is old? 】

[No, what does this Dan have to do with David?If it is David's love interest, what does the crew love him for? 】

David is serious about filming every day, so when he wakes up early, he will take time to take a look at Dan Talin, intending to get acquainted, and the rest of the time is very busy. At first, he didn’t know whether the speculation on the Internet was still in the later stage. One day after the filming ended, the director specially left him behind, found a secluded place, and said cautiously: "David, look at the comments on other people's Twitter... I think you'd better speak out!"

The director checked after he left the nursing home, but Lin had already terminated his contract with the entertainment company.The reason why I don’t reply to Twitter now may be that I am in a state of retreating from prosperity and living in seclusion.It would be bad if David drew attention to others in this way, but it would anger the other party and make enemies with them.

David took the phone from the director in confusion and swiped it. His eyes widened quickly, and he hurriedly logged into his account and sent a new tweet.

[David.Black: Please don’t make random guesses, @Dan is the life mentor I met recently, the career star, who helped me a lot in improving my acting skills, and I was fortunate to make great progress because of it.Stay tuned for my performance in Night of Horror, click this link to follow the official twitter…]

Soon some fans swiped to this new tweet, they were all shocked, and left messages saying:

【Oh my god, to be able to teach David how to act, he must be a very good actor! 】

[Why can't I find his works... But I watched the video of David Amway's band performance, the little brother is very handsome, I'm already his fan! 】

[I went to the other members of his original band to push down and ask him for news, but everyone kept secret.There must be a big plan! 】

[After the band disbanded, the other members all succeeded in solo, and recently renewed their contracts with the original company.Only my little brother didn't spread the relevant news... I don't know which company can win this potential stock! 】

[To be so highly praised by a person like David who doesn't like tweeting for thousands of years and is so upright that he is almost annoying, it must be very lucky to win over his company. 】

【I really want to know which company is lucky enough to sign a contract with my little brother...】

Fortunately, there was no company that signed a contract with my little brother, but there was one that terminated the contract with Dan Talin.

But Lin's original company, Fly Entertainment, was baffled by the fans who followed the vines to find him. After searching online, this little guitarist who had been unknown for several years because he couldn't get any works was actually quite popular. The PR manager of Fly Entertainment immediately called Dan Talin himself to ask if he intends to enter the entertainment industry again.

But when Lin received the call, he was crying in the office looking at the account: "...No, thank you."

Woo!But Talin shed sad tears.

He really wants to break into the entertainment industry again!But once the sanatorium opened, he couldn't close it at all.If the door is to be closed, it means that he has to cancel all the appointments, and every time he cancels, he will deduct a hundred dollars.Although his daily income and expenditure can only barely balance, it seems very shabby, in fact, with the current flow of people in the nursing home, if he cancels the appointment, he will be able to bear hundreds of thousands of foreign debts in minutes...

Facing the warm and sincere invitation from the manager, Talin could only say firmly: "...I have no intention, thank you for your call."

The manager persuaded him for a while, but seeing that Lin seemed very determined, he had no choice but to hang up the phone regretfully.

As soon as the microphone was put on, Lin Talin grabbed the phone.

He logged on to Twitter, looked at the soaring number of fans, and scrolled through the comments again, feeling heartbroken and choked up.

Tony finished his day's work and returned to the dean's office exhausted physically and mentally. He just lay down on the sofa when he heard a high-pitched, emotional chant from the bedroom: "Tobe or nottobe!——That'saquestion!"

Tony, who had read the hospital bills, fell off the sofa in fright, thinking that the little dean was finally unable to bear the blow of poverty and was about to jump off the building, so he rushed into the bedroom without thinking about it: "Don't think about it—we can't afford to die." ah!"

·

Although Talin has never been clear where the patients in the nursing home come from, as he said, there are indeed quite a lot of patients who come to make appointments in the nursing home every day.

The psychiatric clinic that Tony made an appointment with earlier did not have his number on the line after waiting for two days. It was because Dan Talin discussed with the follower and added a block with the privilege of the dean, so that Tony could grab the last one in the evening of the third day. a vacancy.

When making an appointment for registration, Tony went to the dean's office, looked at the list of employees, and selected a psychiatrist with the best resume (in other words, the longest time for free eating and drinking) and a 100% cure rate. .In other words, as long as he stepped into this consulting room, those nightmares that troubled him would definitely be a thing of the past.

Tony stood at the door, took a deep breath, pushed open the door, and walked in: "Doctor, I want to talk—"

The benevolent ghost doctor closed the notebook in his hand with a bang, and stood up very unkindly: "Talk about your salary."

Tony: "???"

He stepped back subconsciously, and heard the door behind him shut with a click without any wind.

The ghost doctor folded his arms around his chest, and his chest swelled up like a balloon: "Why, why do you have a salary? You can get 300$ a month, such a high salary, and you still ask for a raise! I heard it at the door of the office!!"

The ghost doctor was so angry that he yelled at the bewildered Tony: "I want to work for 100 years, and I have no salary and no salary increase! Why are you!"

More and more ghosts gradually drifted into the originally empty consulting room. It is estimated that all the ghosts who were not caught came, and all of them stared at Tony unkindly. Obviously, they knew that their future would be the same as the ghost doctor, and they were all angry. To complain flatly, to blame:

[Why! 】

【unfair! 】

【300$ a month!so much!Gosh, what a huge salary! 】

But Talin drank instant noodle soup in the office and waited for a long time before Tony came back: "How is it?"

Tony's hair was disheveled and his eyes were full of doubts about life. After following his instinctive habit on the sofa, he hesitated to speak: "Do you think... a monthly salary of 300 US dollars is high?"

But he Lin hugged the instant noodles with only soup left, and said quietly: "The dean doesn't have a monthly salary yet... From this month to today, the total income is only 300..."

But Ta Lin picked up his mobile phone and clicked: "Here, now it's all on your salary card."

At Tony's waist, the pager issued by the nursing home beeped twice, and Tony touched it to see:

[Received funding from Dean Dan Talin, monthly salary: 300$]

But Talin continued to look at Tony quietly, and said, "Now, you are the richest person in this hospital."

——The richest man in the nursing home!

Before Tony could taste it, he lowered his head again and dialed twice on the phone: "Have you finished your addiction? It's ok, I'll deduct it to pay off the debt."

Tony: "..."

How short a fucking time it was for me to get rich again! !

Pooh!wrong! Is 300$ considered the richest man? ?

This richest man is too worthless!

The sense of responsibility that he never had when facing the huge Stark Enterprise suddenly arises spontaneously and weighs heavily on Tony's heart.

Tony straightened his back dignifiedly: "Listen to me, Dean. We can't do this anymore, we have to find a way to make money..." Tony couldn't help feeling sad when he said this, he didn't expect that one day he would actually say 'it's Find a way to make money', "Tomorrow we will go to the consultation room downstairs to study and see if the ward on the second floor is open—"

The warning siren sounded piercingly, interrupting Tony's words: "D-emergency! Received a patient with a comminuted fracture of the whole body, and the fracture ward of the nursing home is not open. Are you going to send him home?"

Tony and Lin Qiqi looked at the monitor on the desk computer. Two ghost nurses hurried in carrying a stretcher. Tony saw the black cloak hanging from the stretcher and the two broken cat ears on the other's head at a glance.

"Don't send! Don't send!" Tony never thought that one day he would be so excited to see this person.

He threw himself in front of the computer desk, like the owner of a black shop that hadn't opened for several years, and he was beaming with joy when he finally saw an innocent passing lamb.

Tony grabbed the computer and yelled at the ghost nurse through the stereo: "Don't let him get away! Get him in!"

come!become poor!