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Chapter 30 Catch Staff 9, referred to as CS9.
The first on-site inspection of the Universe Sanatorium ended when the dean was exhausted.But when Talin was helped down the mountain by the staff, he sighed and said, "Now I wish my cub was a horse again."
Xiaoduo adhered to the principle of equal exposure to rain and dew, and the staff present were only allowed to take turns helping the director for 5 minutes.When he said this, it happened that the clown was supporting Dan Talin, and he was speechless: "Dean, you also said before that you hope your cubs are giant bulls, giant spiders, giant bees... I want to meet your expectations, It must be a genetically modified monster."
"Giant spider? Why?" The little spider keenly grasped the key words, regained his energy, and asked afterward.
Peter thought to himself, although he is not a giant spider, Spider-Man should be no worse than a giant spider!Maybe he can help the dean solve problems?
But Talin showed longing eyes: "Do you know the white-fronted tall spider, this kind of spider is super good, it can eat cockroaches."
Peter: "..."
Lose, lose...Spiderman doesn't eat cockroaches_(:з」∠)_
Most of the people present knew Peter's identity. After transporting Xie Cai's useless dean back to the office, they laughed and laughed at Peter about it, causing the little spiders to run away with their heads in their hands, and then scattered in twos and threes.
It took a few more days, but Talin finally regained his energy and his legs stopped trembling when he walked. The first thing he did was to go to the Animal Husbandry Department to see how the investigation was going.
The Animal Husbandry Department is in a bad situation. It was established just in time to open a new land, and there may be tenants in the way. Up to now, there is not even an office, so we can only make do with the staff dormitory.But Lin Talin found the door plate of the Animal Husbandry Department in the dormitory building, knocked three times and pushed the door open: "You—ah!"
A large group of brown hairy balls instantly submerged Danta Lin, and the impact was not small, knocking the already weak little dean to the ground. After a while, Danta Lin stretched out his hand tremblingly: " What's the situation, this is..."
Jason waved his hand, shooed away the hairballs, and then pulled Dan Talin up: "It's all the food reserves that Xiaopang caught."
But Lin was about to ask who Fatty was, when he saw a round, fluffy cat's head popping out from behind Jason's shoulder.It turned out that the big fat lynx that Jason caught before had been stuck on Jason's back, but this time it stopped biting and stuck to it. At first glance, it really looked like a lynx with a backpack.
Jason explained: "I have been taming the cat since I brought it back. You can see that it is so fat, there must be enough prey every day, but I don't know which hill it hides." He looked down and swarmed over to nibble on him The fur rabbit in the shoes, "Maybe it was accidentally tamed too much. These days, I catch some and nothing comes back."
The bobcat was behind Jason with its hairy head, and it turned into a meow meow when it screamed. After being coquettish for a while, it slid down from Jason's back limply and rested its belly on Jason's feet, which means: Touch porcelain and wait.
Jason didn't take it at all, and pushed it away with his feet.He still remembered the revenge of one bite before, and it was not so tempting: "Apart from these rabbits and squirrels, there are a few fish in the bathroom." Jason picked up the one that gnawed on his shoe most vigorously, "I check Check it out, this is called a snowshoe rabbit, and this is Xiaopang’s staple food. In summer, the fur is brown, and in winter it turns white. And these squirrels... I saw that one of the fish that Xiaopang brought back was still laying eggs Now, let’s put it in the bathtub to keep it.”
Those squirrels were also very dumbfounded, the boss's tail was standing upright, and he was gnawing on the nuts given by Jason in his arms.Kacha Kacha is quite powerful.
But Lin Lin felt his heart itch to death: "Xiaohong..."
Jason: "Huh???"
But Talin: "Why, what's the matter!"
Jason: "Who is Xiaohong??"
For the matter of the name, I really can't blame Dan Talin.It was mainly Jason's own name on the contract, so he wrote Red.But at that time, Lin still thought in his heart, it can't be, whoever is named will be named Red... Then what will he be called in the future?Xiaohong?
But Talin: "Isn't it your own name..."
Jason held his breath: "..."
But Talin looked at the lynx at Jason's feet to dry its belly: "How is this tame, can I touch it?"
Shan Mao immediately put his belly away, not only that, but also shrugged his back and hated him.Halfway through, Jason pinched the back of the neck, and said half-jokingly and half-remindingly: "This is the dean, you know? In the future, whether our animal husbandry department will have an office and how much funds will be approved will depend on the dean. If you dare to be fierce, believe it or not, I will send you to compost."
But he was ashamed, it seems that his reputation as a compost has spread far and wide in the courtyard: "Ken, an office will definitely be built!" But he promised with a guilty conscience, "I won't keep asking you to raise it in your own dormitory... ..."
But Talin tentatively touched the bobcat pushed by Jason. After being warned, the bobcat was really scared.But as soon as Dan Talin came, it fell to the ground, turned its belly, and swept its short tail around the ground. With its round eyes and pink nose still wet, it barked softly at Dan Talin.It can be seen that in order to obtain an office for the Animal Husbandry Department, a lot of sacrifices have been made.
But he said goodbye to Jason after smoking the cat. Seeing that the animal husbandry department was indeed developing actively, he was relieved.In the past few days of raising his legs, he has been thinking about what new ways to open source. According to this momentum, he may not be allowed to sell pets in addition to livestock products in the future.
Speaking of this question--
But he, Lin, stopped suddenly, and turned back to Xiaohong's dormitory: "By the way, I wanted to ask before... why did you say 'male' when you caught cats?"
Jason was half-kneeling and half-squatting, rewarding the coquettish Bobcat: "Oh, that." Jason said flatly, "I was wrong. I mean, male, wait until the estrus period, eunuch gone."
Jason also went out of his way to explain: "I was eunuch."
But Lin Lin looked in horror at the lynx that was screaming for a long time: "..."
You're still enjoying it like a baby... Do you know that it's these hands that help you smooth your hair, and it's going to crack your balls later!
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Animals definitely don't think about eunuchs in advance, they crowd around Jason every day, very attached.
The staff and patients in the hospital have gradually noticed that there is a new employee in the nursing home. He is tall and has a perfect figure. He wears a white apron embroidered with the Ministry of Animal Husbandry every day and carries a big fluffy bobcat on his back. , there is a large piece of little hairballs like bunnies and squirrels rolling around at the feet.Unintentionally, Jason actually became the top 1 on the list of "Most Wanted to Be His Lover" selected by the courtyard secretly. Everyone felt that this employee Xiaohong, who was wearing a white apron and surrounded by fur, was really a good neighbor , So gentle, so heart-warming!
Cranky Old Man Red Hood:?
In short, although the courtyard has not been in touch with the tenants in the hills, everything seems to be developing in a positive direction.Until breakfast one day, the employees were shocked and angry to find out that their kitchen had been burglarized!
Yuga Khan, who was on duty the night before, lost face and was stared at by a group of people who said "you can't even guard against a thief", pointing at Jason in embarrassment and saying, "Your cat must have stolen it! Look at how fat it is, can it grow so fat without stealing food?"
Jason sneered: "I didn't do a good job in the security work. I can't do it myself, but I still blame the cat? Is it low-level."
Bruce's face was not very good either. The Bat Cave has been under construction, and the surveillance in the courtyard was not connected to the cave until this morning, which happened to be a step too late.
Yujia Khan held back his anger, and said bitterly: "I'll be guarding in the kitchen tonight...I want to see which little thief it is!"
That night.
A group of superheroes and superfans who could shake the outside world and even the universe by saying their names, all squatted in the kitchen, their eyes were widened, they stared at the doors and windows, and waited for the rabbit.But he, Lin, and Peter were taller... not so strong, and they were shoved under the counter in disgust.
Around midnight, the window, which had not been moved for a long time, suddenly moved a few times. A black fur-padded paw pressed against the window glass, pushed the window open a few times, and then jumped up and jumped. Come up to the window.
Yuka Khan went up immediately!With bare eyes, he pinched the little thief who had caused him embarrassment: "I think you are courting death!"
Yuga Khan is so big, that hand can cover the whole head of the little thief with a single slap, and the little thief is pressed down until he yells out with a milky sound.Luther turned on the kitchen light, but Lin was shocked to see that the one that was patted on the ground was actually a child with wolf ears and wolf tail.
It is estimated that it is the season of hair removal now, and Yuga Khan used a little bit of strength, rubbing his hand full of wolf fur, and he let go of it in an instant because of his disgust, and rubbed hard on the cabinet next to him, so nothing happened. Wipe clean.
The little werewolf didn't expect so many people to be ambushed here, he was frightened and cried, his round eyes were watery, with tears in his eyes, he hugged his tail in his arms, it was pitiful.
Seeing him trembling, the little spider stepped forward softly: "Don't be afraid..."
Just as he was about to comfort him, the little werewolf suddenly buried his face in his tail fur: "Smelly! Wow, it stinks to death! Ouch."
No, not so!Obviously he takes a good bath with soap three times a day!Spiders can't even smell anything!Peter was hit hard, and his whole body froze in place, as if his soul had come out of his body after being struck by lightning.
"I'm going to vomit!" said the little werewolf, while showing two eyes from the fur of his tail. There was a mischievous cunning in his eyes, "You stink to me, stay away from me."
"Hey!" But Lin Leng laughed angrily, blocked Peter behind him, and said to the little werewolf, "It's fine to steal food, and humiliate the staff of our hospital. Why is it stinky? You haven't seen the real thing. Stinky! Take it off and mix it with dung!"
It is no exaggeration to say that this is what Dakseid has been waiting for since he squatted tonight.But as soon as Lin's voice fell, he strode forward and lifted up the little werewolf: "Welcome, colleague."
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Said it was sent to mix dung, the little werewolf looked too young.About thirteen or fourteen years old, that's when cats dislike dogs.But Talin asked Dakseid to sneak him into the dean's office and ask him about the situation in the hills.
The little werewolf tilted his nose proudly, and opened his mouth and said, "Speaking out won't scare you to death! Although there are countless orc tribes on this continent, very few tribes can establish a kingdom! I am the royal family of the wolf kingdom, my country It has occupied three hills!"
There are three whole hills!You just say too much!
But Lin Lin only felt that there were too many troughs, and he didn't mention whether the "mainland" was big or not. The mountains are all mine, okay?A group of tenants are still plotting land in the leased land as kings...
The little werewolves tried to put their own kingdom in a good way: "Our wolf country is in terms of national strength and combat effectiveness, not to mention number one, at least it is also in the top three. Wars for survival are happening all the time on this continent, but there is no That tribe dares to challenge my wolf country!"
Darkseid almost laughed: "This place is as big as a bullet..."
Still fighting, returning the kingdom, laughing to death.
The little werewolf's tail hair exploded, and he yelled at Dakseid, "You, a mere manure mixer, have a serious tone."
Darkseid, who generally launches wars with the universe as the unit: "?!"
I didn't talk too much, how dare you bite the door yourself?
However, in the sanatorium, except for dealing with foreign enemies, any violent behavior is prohibited. At this time, Dakseid can only say to the little werewolf: "Don't be complacent...you will be in trouble soon."
The little werewolf yelled, saying that he is a nobleman, and you will regret it, but after being set up, no one listened to his threat, but after Talin nodded, Darkseid lifted the little werewolf and sneered Take it to the compost.
Luther watched from the side, watched Darkseid leave with the little werewolf, turned to him and said quietly: "Dean, are you going to start nesting dolls again?"
But Lin Lin frowned: "How could it be? For tenants who have paid the rent and can communicate well, we will never set up babies. We will help educate the bear children... wolf children. This employee's meal can't be stolen for nothing, right?"
Just as Luther was thinking, what the little dean said made a little sense, but Talin turned around and said to himself: "The royal family... three hills... with the son of the royal family in hand, let's open three There should be no problem with the top of the mountain...hahahahahaha!"
Luther: "..."
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He has been running a nursing home for a few months, but his hair has grown a lot.The roots of the hair revealed the original hair color, which was black mixed with yellow. It looked like it had been scorched by fire, and it didn't match the color of the dyed gray and white curls at all.
One day at work, Talin looked at the small mirror and sighed as he dragged his hair, "It's so dirty...Little Lu!" But Talin stopped Luther who was passing by the door, "Look, my hair grows out like dyed hair. Does it look dirty when you pass by it, just like a sheep that doesn’t take a good bath and turns brown and yellow?”
Luther: "Why don't you take half a day, Dean, to dye your hair."
But he Lin lay on the table, very sad: "No time... I haven't opened a nursing home in the hills yet... No, I have never learned how to open a nursing home, and I don't know how to do ecological construction in the hills. Now I have to Self-study? How can I have time to dye my hair!"
Luther thought for a while, and then shivered cleverly: "Then Dean, you can shave first, and then use the medicine that you applied to me before. When the hair grows long, you can cut it again. The gray part is gone, and the overall look One color, it’s not obtrusive. Anyway, Dean, you don’t plan to eat in the entertainment industry now, so why do you care if your hair is yellow or not.”
But Lin Lin felt that it made sense, so he immediately cheered up, praised Luther, and immediately sent to find the ghost nurse to ask for medicine.
Luther didn't take it seriously, but seeing that he was gone, he went back to his laboratory to continue the experiment.He didn't have a job recently and was quite bored, so he began to try to synthesize artificial kryptonite, but he didn't know if he could succeed.
This incident didn't ferment until an hour later. Luthor was conducting an extraction experiment at that time, and the communicator at his waist suddenly trembled violently:
[Dean: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 】
Luther was taken aback, remembering what Yuka Khan had confessed before, that because of the matter of roses, the staff dormitories and kitchens would have to be demolished and sold. Lou went to the first hospital to find the dean.As soon as he knocked on the door and entered the dean's room, a shiny head flashed his eyes: "... Dean, you, didn't you use any medicine?"
But Talin collapsed and slumped on the chair: "Who said it's useless, I used it! But it's useless!!" But as Lin talked, tears came down. Hui really shed two lines of tears, he choked up and said, "I want to change my image..."
But I don't want to be bald!
She used to be a cute little dean, but now she's a cute little bald head?No!He can't!
Luther didn't know whether to laugh or not, in short, he showed that he was very worried for the dean.He frowned, and said with a worried face: "How could it be? Could it be that the application time is not enough, or the amount is not enough..."
"..." But he was so wronged that Lin didn't want to speak.
At first, he thought the same way, and he asked the ghost nurse to help him apply it on a fluke, but it still didn't work.
Want to make money, roses are gone.I want to change my hairstyle, but my hair is gone.But he slumped on the chair and quietly let the sadness flood into the river...
"Dean, Elder Caius..." Xiaoduo knocked on the door and came in. He gasped when he saw Dan Talin's new look, "Dean, who did this?!"
But Lin Dong didn't want to move.He couldn't blame Xiao Lu for this matter.After all, no one thought that this medicine would be useless to him.At this time, he can only wait patiently for the hair to grow back... If he had known this, he might as well have had his original hair!Maybe we can invent a new style called Dirty Head.
Domamu tentatively asked: "Then, Elder Caius..."
But Lin Jianqiang sat up and said, "Please come in."
Dormammu and Luther looked at each other, each left the office with complicated emotions, and let Caius in.
In the past half a month, Volturi has maintained a good cooperative relationship with the nursing home. Caius came here to see how his brothers are doing, and to order additional medicines.After talking about the business, Caius frowned and said, "That's right. The advertisement before."
With Volturi's technological access restrictions, it was impossible for Caius to check Twitter with a mobile phone.But I can't help it, the vampires who come to the pilgrimage will!Everyone was confused by the advertisement, so when they came to visit, they couldn't avoid probing a few words, and Caius had to know if he didn't know.
Caius: "...I hope my brothers, and the Volturi people, can keep a low profile. We haven't planned to attract too many ideas from vampires."
Caius was considered a half partner of the nursing home, and this request was not too much, but of course Talin agreed.After politely expressing his gratitude, Caius was about to leave, but Talin sent him all the way to the bridge. Before parting, Caius suddenly looked at Dan Talin's bald head: "Being the dean...is hard work, isn't it?" .”
all bald...
During this period of time, Caius, who gradually took over the previous affairs of his brothers, showed a sympathetic expression, and couldn't help raising his hand to touch his beautiful pale golden hair, and muttered to himself: "Fortunately, I'm a vampire... "
But Talin: "..."
Enough is enough...!Besides, the price of the next order will be doubled!
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The arrival of Caius was regarded as the first frontal blow that Da Talin encountered.As the head of a hospital, it is impossible to hide such a significant change in hairstyle. Soon all the employees in the hospital knew about it. After experiencing countless eyes and greetings, but he Lin Basically, I can look down on this matter, and now my eyes are a little bit empty and disillusioned.Fortunately, he has a shaved head, not really bald. After a day or two, light fluff has begun to grow on the top of his head. Peter, who is more lively and jumpy, even rubbed the little dean's hair once. Said that it was as soft and fluffy as Xiaopang's belly, and it was very easy to touch. In the end, he was dragged down by Xiaoduo and humanely destroyed for a while.
One evening, after the settlement was over, he walked slowly to the backyard of the second courtyard with Heidan in his arms and sat down, staring in a daze at the rolling hills: "...This may be the guidance of fate."
He thought about the challenges he might face in the future, the biggest challenge throughout, and the energy, mental and physical energy he would need to spend to challenge him...
But Talin touched his egg sadly: Guide me to become poor and bald in the future QAQ
The little werewolf wagged his tail, hopped past Dantalin, turned around and smiled: "The dean is bald!"
But he, Lin Dan, took a look at the little werewolf, and calmly said: "Be good, if you are disobedient, you will bald your tail, and I will make a wig for the dean."
"Aww!" The little werewolf screamed, and immediately ran to hug Jason's thigh passing by, and hid himself behind Jason.
Jason looked down at this little guy who had never changed his bad habits, and shook his legs: "Why isn't your dad coming here? Don't want you."
"Wow!" The little werewolf let go of his hand in grief and anger, bit the tip of his tail and ran away tearfully.
But Lin Lin looked at the back of the little werewolf sadly, and sighed with his chin resting on his shoulders. Just as he was thinking that this little guy was really abandoned, the phone in his pocket rang.
But he regained his composure, thinking it was a new ghost-hunting business: "Hello?"
"Hello, is this Danta Mr. Lin? I'm the director of XX fashion company, and I want to discuss a cooperation with you." The person on the other end of the phone said politely.
"..." Fashion company? ?But Ta Lin had already started to have a bad feeling, "What kind of cooperation?"
The director said: "We want to hire a new actor from your company to be a model for our company's new season's fashion show."
Dan Talin: "...What? Who are you talking about?"
The director on the other end of the phone laughed: "Of course it's those handsome men and women who appeared in the palace rose commercials! Seriously, there's no need to hide it, we all know...that must be created by you yourself It’s a newly discovered combination by an entertainment company! Some people on the Internet have given names to them, saying that the 9 of them all have the noble temperament and appearance of the royal family, why not call them King9..."
But Talin: "..."
Dan Talin: "You mean CS9..."
CatchStaff (catch staff) 9, referred to as CS9.
The other side laughed: "So it already has a name! Well, can I invite CS9 to be our fashion show model?"
But he, Lin Kuanghan: "No...! I was joking just now, that is really not a group! They don't go to the entertainment industry, even my employees are also ghost hunters." It's just that the ghosts are special, and the professional only catches ghosts. vampire.
But he persuaded Lin with good intentions: "Well, I think you should give up this idea... Their family backgrounds... are quite special, and they won't like this proposal."
That's all he said, but he, Lin, couldn't say too much, so he hung up the phone after a few perfunctory words.
On the other end of the phone, the director put down the phone, his face gradually gloomy.
The secretary on the side said, "They refused?"
The director snorted coldly: "Yes, he said he wouldn't go the way of the entertainment industry... Heh, who would believe it! The advertisement was filmed like that, so professional, and he said he wouldn't go the entertainment industry. He obviously wanted to use the haunted house to publicize and take the opportunity to praise To be an artist is to see that my popularity seems to be quite high now, and my ambitions are big, and I look down on a small company like us!"
"..." It's because you see people's popularity, that's why you want to gain popularity. It's not normal to be rejected.However, the secretary knew that his boss was a small-hearted, sinister and vengeful person, so he didn't dare to talk to him at this time.
Even so, the director stared angrily for a while, then turned his head and said to her: "A little artist who has terminated his contract, messing around with the company, he really treats himself as a wrist! Didn't I receive some Photos, did you capture those men and women going in and out of different people's homes at night? Send them to me, and send them all to the Internet!"
The author has something to say: CS9 Captain Ah Luo: There is a way to heaven if you don’t go, but there is no way to hell...
Chapter 31 I Are All Accidental Matryoshka Dolls, Who Looks Like You, You Deliberately Touched Matryoshka Dolls!
Said it was framed, but in fact the director felt that he was right, at most he could only be regarded as "telling the truth".A group of good-looking young men and women who are hidden by Dan Talin, wearing black cloaks at night, knocking on the doors of different people furtively, can that be any serious business?Also catching ghosts, only fools believe that there are ghosts in the world!
This is called, flies do not bite seamless eggs.The director thought proudly, and he asked the secretary to give money anonymously to bribe the gossip tabloids.Even if the news broke out, could Talin still find him?As far as he knows, there are many companies that got those photos, especially the entertainment company, they are all staring at this big piece of fat, so why would they not suspect him first!
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But Lin really didn't suspect the Director.To be honest, he even forgot the name of the fashion company as soon as he put the phone down.But it doesn't matter, don't forget, there is Sherlock Holmes in the yard!
But Talin called Sherlock over, told the matter, and after appeasing Sherlock who was full of complaints because of being overqualified for a while, he turned his head and continued to appease the furious Caius: "With Xiaoxia here, this simple The case will be solved within an hour or two!"
Sherlock was incredulous: "A case?? You call this a case?" Stop insulting the word case, and, "Why did it take an hour or two? Are you questioning my ability?"
As soon as Sherlock hit Enter, he turned the computer over and showed it to the two of them: "That's the man." Seeing that Lin Lin was about to speak, Sherlock turned his head and left in a bad mood, stomping hard. Feet, "Don't ask, asking is mentally handicapped."
But he was speechless, and Caius had already turned his head to look at it, and showed a gloomy expression to the man in the photo who seemed to be friendly: "This kind of despicable human...doesn't deserve to be food for vampires."
The guard brothers and sisters in the office were already gnashing their teeth talking about how to torture and kill this human being.Everyone in Apocalypse held different opinions, and said to Lin Jin one after another: "Principal, it's shameful to waste, why don't you catch him and mix it with dung!"
But his ears are full of excrement, beheading, and waterboarding, and it will become more and more bloody after listening to it. He is almost ready to reproduce the history of European punishments on that director, so he has to stop it with a word: "This court prohibits killing. ... Lynching is also prohibited! What he did is indeed despicable, but it is not to the point of torture or death penalty."
"Well, the most severe punishment in the courtyard is mixing manure." Doctor Strange said sadly.
Forget about Apocalypse Stars and Little Spider, what did he do wrong?For no reason, he suffered the longest "stinky punishment" in the hospital.
But he couldn't help but feel ashamed: "Here, Xiao Lu, I don't think you have applied for any research projects recently. Let's see how to make a mask to filter odor!"
Peter was very excited, and actively suggested: "Can it be filtered to make it smell like chocolate or flowers?"
Doctor Strange said quietly: "So what about filtering? No matter how delicious the scent of chocolate and flowers is, it still smells like dung in essence..."
Luthor also knew that he was blocked in the back road, maybe he really had to live under Dan Talin for more than 50 years, and he had already learned to flatter him calmly: "You are enough, don't push yourself too hard. The dean specially approves a project to make you a mask If you are happy, then continue to stink!"
Doctor Strange fell silent for a moment.
"And you." Luther glanced at the Apocalypse crowd who kept saying "catch and mix dung", "Is he worthy of letting this kind of person enter a nursing home?"
You don't even think about it, among other things, who are the people who can enter this nursing home to mix manure?Spiderman, Supreme Mage, Darkseid...
Is he just a human being, fit to mix dung?
Luther turned to him and said, "Dean, I don't think it's advisable to torture or mix manure. His punishment can be obtained, but who can help us repair our damaged reputation? I have a plan." ..."
"Some time ago, when I was passing by the psychiatric department to chat, I heard from the ghost doctor. Among the patients they received, there were two kinds of patients called chicken stomach disease and evil disease." The ghost doctor in the psychiatric clinic went to punish him, first threatened him as punishment, then persuaded him to be kind, and asked him to publicly issue an apology... After clarifying the slander, he punished him to help us promote the ghost hunting business."
Caius said angrily: "Threat? How is this considered punishment?!"
Luther said slowly: "Of course it's not as good as the torture you mentioned just now, but don't underestimate the mental punishment. This is the same as labor reform..." And don't you know how to deal with the ghost doctor?It's not impossible for Luther to wink at Caius behind Dantalin's back, and it's not impossible to scare him crazy, anyway, the ghost doctor can cure him in the end.
Xiao Duo looked worried: "His behavior, even if it is suddenly reversed later, it won't have any good effect. What if someone regards this as reverse marketing?"
Luther smiled: "Ghosts are so far away from the lives of ordinary people, how many people can actually encounter ghosts? But in everyone's life, they will more or less meet one or two hateful villains like the Director! He is so bad, if he suddenly changes his mind completely, the effect will be much better for people than the illusory ghost advertisements! It is difficult to prove things like ghosts, but the director is different, anyone who doubts it just needs to look at him The changes before and after have to be convinced."
But he Lin Han said: "What are you convincing about? What does catching ghosts have to do with this? Can catching ghosts make people be kind?"
The old god Luther is here: "Do bad people still want to be tortured by evil spirits!"
"..." But Talin thought for a while, and murmured, "After this publicity is done, maybe someone wants me to do behavior correction..."
Luther: "Then congratulate the principal, and open a new nesting doll."
Caius on the side looked at Luthor with strange eyes for a while: "You humans..." It's really bad. After punishment, you will continue to squeeze out the remaining value of the other party. "But what about the reputation of the Volturi?"
But Talin smiled, raised his hand and said, "I'll use what I've learned, and make a show of my ugliness..." But Talin said under Luthor's encouraging eyes, "I think it's very simple, so I'll tell the vampires that ghostbusters are dead!" It's a cover. In fact, the Volturi is cooperating with us to research a kind of execution reagent... Those vampires who were sent to work as employees, anyway, are immortal labor reforms, and they will not be able to get out in the future. You can say that they failed the experiment and were disposed of. Yes, the others are also experimental subjects. Is death the scariest thing for vampires? No, I think it should be the sudden loss of vampire powers and permanent youth. The age spots are dead... so after explaining this way, they will only shudder at Ah Luo's actions and dare not say anything at all!"
Luther: "..."
Yes, I feel it, but why don't I feel that you are imitating me, you are simply bad at your own roots.
Caius was the one who was really learning. At this time, he was inspired and added earnestly: "Furthermore, the Volturi are not cooperating with ordinary humans, but with Dantalin, the Duke of Demon God among King Solomon's 72 Pillars of Demon Gods..."
But Ta Lin: "?! It's passed, I'm not!"
Caius said domineeringly: "I said yes, could it be that Dantalin really jumped out of the legend and hit us?"
But Lin Xuxu said honestly: "That's not sure... You see, there are all vampires in the courtyard."
To put it rather embarrassingly, since he entered the nursing home, he has been thinking about changing his name several times. He is afraid that one day the real devil will suddenly come to his door and be counted as the same name.
As soon as the plan was finalized, he picked a ghost doctor and went to the director to settle the score.In this way, I have to repeatedly tell the Volturi who still hate: "In a society ruled by law, I have already let the ghost doctor go, so don't think about beheading people at home and using lynching."
The director didn't know that the plan that he thought was perfect could be exposed so easily, and he was even approached by ghosts.When the ghost doctor arrived at the director's residence, the director was still humming, sneering and drawing up a new slander plan, trying to hammer the sewage splashed on Ah Luo and the others to death.The ghost doctor looked at it in disgust for a while, and then thought about it. Before leaving the door, the sacrifice provided by Caius threw himself in front of the director in a sinister manner, revealing his hideous appearance, and swallowed the director who was so frightened that he lost his voice. ...
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Ever since she was asked by her boss to contact the gossip tabloids to frame CS9, Miss Secretary has been living with guilt and suffering every day.If she hadn't really dared to offend the director and was jealous of him, she would have resigned a long time ago.The only thing that can be done is to leave some clues and pray that the bad things done by the director will be discovered early.
Thinking of the loopholes he deliberately left, the secretary walked into the director's office with the documents in his arms, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw the director standing behind the computer, typing violently on the keyboard.
Probably trying to frame someone for revenge again.The secretary twitched the corners of her mouth, adjusted her posture, and walked to the director: "Director, this show——"
"Oh! This group of impolite bad things! How can they speak ill of the masters! Didn't you see the apology letter I sent?" The director showed a very angry look at the computer screen.
secretary:"……"
Bad things with no manners...?What kind of non-painful insulting method is this, when did the director learn to be gentle?
While he was at a loss, he saw the angry director look up at him.The secretary lowered her head in fright: "Boss—"
The director suddenly sat up from the chair, took the document from the secretary with both hands: "Thank you very much for your help, do you want me to pour you a cup of tea?"
The secretary took two steps back in horror, and said helplessly, "Yes.
Xiaoduo adhered to the principle of equal exposure to rain and dew, and the staff present were only allowed to take turns helping the director for 5 minutes.When he said this, it happened that the clown was supporting Dan Talin, and he was speechless: "Dean, you also said before that you hope your cubs are giant bulls, giant spiders, giant bees... I want to meet your expectations, It must be a genetically modified monster."
"Giant spider? Why?" The little spider keenly grasped the key words, regained his energy, and asked afterward.
Peter thought to himself, although he is not a giant spider, Spider-Man should be no worse than a giant spider!Maybe he can help the dean solve problems?
But Talin showed longing eyes: "Do you know the white-fronted tall spider, this kind of spider is super good, it can eat cockroaches."
Peter: "..."
Lose, lose...Spiderman doesn't eat cockroaches_(:з」∠)_
Most of the people present knew Peter's identity. After transporting Xie Cai's useless dean back to the office, they laughed and laughed at Peter about it, causing the little spiders to run away with their heads in their hands, and then scattered in twos and threes.
It took a few more days, but Talin finally regained his energy and his legs stopped trembling when he walked. The first thing he did was to go to the Animal Husbandry Department to see how the investigation was going.
The Animal Husbandry Department is in a bad situation. It was established just in time to open a new land, and there may be tenants in the way. Up to now, there is not even an office, so we can only make do with the staff dormitory.But Lin Talin found the door plate of the Animal Husbandry Department in the dormitory building, knocked three times and pushed the door open: "You—ah!"
A large group of brown hairy balls instantly submerged Danta Lin, and the impact was not small, knocking the already weak little dean to the ground. After a while, Danta Lin stretched out his hand tremblingly: " What's the situation, this is..."
Jason waved his hand, shooed away the hairballs, and then pulled Dan Talin up: "It's all the food reserves that Xiaopang caught."
But Lin was about to ask who Fatty was, when he saw a round, fluffy cat's head popping out from behind Jason's shoulder.It turned out that the big fat lynx that Jason caught before had been stuck on Jason's back, but this time it stopped biting and stuck to it. At first glance, it really looked like a lynx with a backpack.
Jason explained: "I have been taming the cat since I brought it back. You can see that it is so fat, there must be enough prey every day, but I don't know which hill it hides." He looked down and swarmed over to nibble on him The fur rabbit in the shoes, "Maybe it was accidentally tamed too much. These days, I catch some and nothing comes back."
The bobcat was behind Jason with its hairy head, and it turned into a meow meow when it screamed. After being coquettish for a while, it slid down from Jason's back limply and rested its belly on Jason's feet, which means: Touch porcelain and wait.
Jason didn't take it at all, and pushed it away with his feet.He still remembered the revenge of one bite before, and it was not so tempting: "Apart from these rabbits and squirrels, there are a few fish in the bathroom." Jason picked up the one that gnawed on his shoe most vigorously, "I check Check it out, this is called a snowshoe rabbit, and this is Xiaopang’s staple food. In summer, the fur is brown, and in winter it turns white. And these squirrels... I saw that one of the fish that Xiaopang brought back was still laying eggs Now, let’s put it in the bathtub to keep it.”
Those squirrels were also very dumbfounded, the boss's tail was standing upright, and he was gnawing on the nuts given by Jason in his arms.Kacha Kacha is quite powerful.
But Lin Lin felt his heart itch to death: "Xiaohong..."
Jason: "Huh???"
But Talin: "Why, what's the matter!"
Jason: "Who is Xiaohong??"
For the matter of the name, I really can't blame Dan Talin.It was mainly Jason's own name on the contract, so he wrote Red.But at that time, Lin still thought in his heart, it can't be, whoever is named will be named Red... Then what will he be called in the future?Xiaohong?
But Talin: "Isn't it your own name..."
Jason held his breath: "..."
But Talin looked at the lynx at Jason's feet to dry its belly: "How is this tame, can I touch it?"
Shan Mao immediately put his belly away, not only that, but also shrugged his back and hated him.Halfway through, Jason pinched the back of the neck, and said half-jokingly and half-remindingly: "This is the dean, you know? In the future, whether our animal husbandry department will have an office and how much funds will be approved will depend on the dean. If you dare to be fierce, believe it or not, I will send you to compost."
But he was ashamed, it seems that his reputation as a compost has spread far and wide in the courtyard: "Ken, an office will definitely be built!" But he promised with a guilty conscience, "I won't keep asking you to raise it in your own dormitory... ..."
But Talin tentatively touched the bobcat pushed by Jason. After being warned, the bobcat was really scared.But as soon as Dan Talin came, it fell to the ground, turned its belly, and swept its short tail around the ground. With its round eyes and pink nose still wet, it barked softly at Dan Talin.It can be seen that in order to obtain an office for the Animal Husbandry Department, a lot of sacrifices have been made.
But he said goodbye to Jason after smoking the cat. Seeing that the animal husbandry department was indeed developing actively, he was relieved.In the past few days of raising his legs, he has been thinking about what new ways to open source. According to this momentum, he may not be allowed to sell pets in addition to livestock products in the future.
Speaking of this question--
But he, Lin, stopped suddenly, and turned back to Xiaohong's dormitory: "By the way, I wanted to ask before... why did you say 'male' when you caught cats?"
Jason was half-kneeling and half-squatting, rewarding the coquettish Bobcat: "Oh, that." Jason said flatly, "I was wrong. I mean, male, wait until the estrus period, eunuch gone."
Jason also went out of his way to explain: "I was eunuch."
But Lin Lin looked in horror at the lynx that was screaming for a long time: "..."
You're still enjoying it like a baby... Do you know that it's these hands that help you smooth your hair, and it's going to crack your balls later!
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Animals definitely don't think about eunuchs in advance, they crowd around Jason every day, very attached.
The staff and patients in the hospital have gradually noticed that there is a new employee in the nursing home. He is tall and has a perfect figure. He wears a white apron embroidered with the Ministry of Animal Husbandry every day and carries a big fluffy bobcat on his back. , there is a large piece of little hairballs like bunnies and squirrels rolling around at the feet.Unintentionally, Jason actually became the top 1 on the list of "Most Wanted to Be His Lover" selected by the courtyard secretly. Everyone felt that this employee Xiaohong, who was wearing a white apron and surrounded by fur, was really a good neighbor , So gentle, so heart-warming!
Cranky Old Man Red Hood:?
In short, although the courtyard has not been in touch with the tenants in the hills, everything seems to be developing in a positive direction.Until breakfast one day, the employees were shocked and angry to find out that their kitchen had been burglarized!
Yuga Khan, who was on duty the night before, lost face and was stared at by a group of people who said "you can't even guard against a thief", pointing at Jason in embarrassment and saying, "Your cat must have stolen it! Look at how fat it is, can it grow so fat without stealing food?"
Jason sneered: "I didn't do a good job in the security work. I can't do it myself, but I still blame the cat? Is it low-level."
Bruce's face was not very good either. The Bat Cave has been under construction, and the surveillance in the courtyard was not connected to the cave until this morning, which happened to be a step too late.
Yujia Khan held back his anger, and said bitterly: "I'll be guarding in the kitchen tonight...I want to see which little thief it is!"
That night.
A group of superheroes and superfans who could shake the outside world and even the universe by saying their names, all squatted in the kitchen, their eyes were widened, they stared at the doors and windows, and waited for the rabbit.But he, Lin, and Peter were taller... not so strong, and they were shoved under the counter in disgust.
Around midnight, the window, which had not been moved for a long time, suddenly moved a few times. A black fur-padded paw pressed against the window glass, pushed the window open a few times, and then jumped up and jumped. Come up to the window.
Yuka Khan went up immediately!With bare eyes, he pinched the little thief who had caused him embarrassment: "I think you are courting death!"
Yuga Khan is so big, that hand can cover the whole head of the little thief with a single slap, and the little thief is pressed down until he yells out with a milky sound.Luther turned on the kitchen light, but Lin was shocked to see that the one that was patted on the ground was actually a child with wolf ears and wolf tail.
It is estimated that it is the season of hair removal now, and Yuga Khan used a little bit of strength, rubbing his hand full of wolf fur, and he let go of it in an instant because of his disgust, and rubbed hard on the cabinet next to him, so nothing happened. Wipe clean.
The little werewolf didn't expect so many people to be ambushed here, he was frightened and cried, his round eyes were watery, with tears in his eyes, he hugged his tail in his arms, it was pitiful.
Seeing him trembling, the little spider stepped forward softly: "Don't be afraid..."
Just as he was about to comfort him, the little werewolf suddenly buried his face in his tail fur: "Smelly! Wow, it stinks to death! Ouch."
No, not so!Obviously he takes a good bath with soap three times a day!Spiders can't even smell anything!Peter was hit hard, and his whole body froze in place, as if his soul had come out of his body after being struck by lightning.
"I'm going to vomit!" said the little werewolf, while showing two eyes from the fur of his tail. There was a mischievous cunning in his eyes, "You stink to me, stay away from me."
"Hey!" But Lin Leng laughed angrily, blocked Peter behind him, and said to the little werewolf, "It's fine to steal food, and humiliate the staff of our hospital. Why is it stinky? You haven't seen the real thing. Stinky! Take it off and mix it with dung!"
It is no exaggeration to say that this is what Dakseid has been waiting for since he squatted tonight.But as soon as Lin's voice fell, he strode forward and lifted up the little werewolf: "Welcome, colleague."
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Said it was sent to mix dung, the little werewolf looked too young.About thirteen or fourteen years old, that's when cats dislike dogs.But Talin asked Dakseid to sneak him into the dean's office and ask him about the situation in the hills.
The little werewolf tilted his nose proudly, and opened his mouth and said, "Speaking out won't scare you to death! Although there are countless orc tribes on this continent, very few tribes can establish a kingdom! I am the royal family of the wolf kingdom, my country It has occupied three hills!"
There are three whole hills!You just say too much!
But Lin Lin only felt that there were too many troughs, and he didn't mention whether the "mainland" was big or not. The mountains are all mine, okay?A group of tenants are still plotting land in the leased land as kings...
The little werewolves tried to put their own kingdom in a good way: "Our wolf country is in terms of national strength and combat effectiveness, not to mention number one, at least it is also in the top three. Wars for survival are happening all the time on this continent, but there is no That tribe dares to challenge my wolf country!"
Darkseid almost laughed: "This place is as big as a bullet..."
Still fighting, returning the kingdom, laughing to death.
The little werewolf's tail hair exploded, and he yelled at Dakseid, "You, a mere manure mixer, have a serious tone."
Darkseid, who generally launches wars with the universe as the unit: "?!"
I didn't talk too much, how dare you bite the door yourself?
However, in the sanatorium, except for dealing with foreign enemies, any violent behavior is prohibited. At this time, Dakseid can only say to the little werewolf: "Don't be complacent...you will be in trouble soon."
The little werewolf yelled, saying that he is a nobleman, and you will regret it, but after being set up, no one listened to his threat, but after Talin nodded, Darkseid lifted the little werewolf and sneered Take it to the compost.
Luther watched from the side, watched Darkseid leave with the little werewolf, turned to him and said quietly: "Dean, are you going to start nesting dolls again?"
But Lin Lin frowned: "How could it be? For tenants who have paid the rent and can communicate well, we will never set up babies. We will help educate the bear children... wolf children. This employee's meal can't be stolen for nothing, right?"
Just as Luther was thinking, what the little dean said made a little sense, but Talin turned around and said to himself: "The royal family... three hills... with the son of the royal family in hand, let's open three There should be no problem with the top of the mountain...hahahahahaha!"
Luther: "..."
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He has been running a nursing home for a few months, but his hair has grown a lot.The roots of the hair revealed the original hair color, which was black mixed with yellow. It looked like it had been scorched by fire, and it didn't match the color of the dyed gray and white curls at all.
One day at work, Talin looked at the small mirror and sighed as he dragged his hair, "It's so dirty...Little Lu!" But Talin stopped Luther who was passing by the door, "Look, my hair grows out like dyed hair. Does it look dirty when you pass by it, just like a sheep that doesn’t take a good bath and turns brown and yellow?”
Luther: "Why don't you take half a day, Dean, to dye your hair."
But he Lin lay on the table, very sad: "No time... I haven't opened a nursing home in the hills yet... No, I have never learned how to open a nursing home, and I don't know how to do ecological construction in the hills. Now I have to Self-study? How can I have time to dye my hair!"
Luther thought for a while, and then shivered cleverly: "Then Dean, you can shave first, and then use the medicine that you applied to me before. When the hair grows long, you can cut it again. The gray part is gone, and the overall look One color, it’s not obtrusive. Anyway, Dean, you don’t plan to eat in the entertainment industry now, so why do you care if your hair is yellow or not.”
But Lin Lin felt that it made sense, so he immediately cheered up, praised Luther, and immediately sent to find the ghost nurse to ask for medicine.
Luther didn't take it seriously, but seeing that he was gone, he went back to his laboratory to continue the experiment.He didn't have a job recently and was quite bored, so he began to try to synthesize artificial kryptonite, but he didn't know if he could succeed.
This incident didn't ferment until an hour later. Luthor was conducting an extraction experiment at that time, and the communicator at his waist suddenly trembled violently:
[Dean: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 】
Luther was taken aback, remembering what Yuka Khan had confessed before, that because of the matter of roses, the staff dormitories and kitchens would have to be demolished and sold. Lou went to the first hospital to find the dean.As soon as he knocked on the door and entered the dean's room, a shiny head flashed his eyes: "... Dean, you, didn't you use any medicine?"
But Talin collapsed and slumped on the chair: "Who said it's useless, I used it! But it's useless!!" But as Lin talked, tears came down. Hui really shed two lines of tears, he choked up and said, "I want to change my image..."
But I don't want to be bald!
She used to be a cute little dean, but now she's a cute little bald head?No!He can't!
Luther didn't know whether to laugh or not, in short, he showed that he was very worried for the dean.He frowned, and said with a worried face: "How could it be? Could it be that the application time is not enough, or the amount is not enough..."
"..." But he was so wronged that Lin didn't want to speak.
At first, he thought the same way, and he asked the ghost nurse to help him apply it on a fluke, but it still didn't work.
Want to make money, roses are gone.I want to change my hairstyle, but my hair is gone.But he slumped on the chair and quietly let the sadness flood into the river...
"Dean, Elder Caius..." Xiaoduo knocked on the door and came in. He gasped when he saw Dan Talin's new look, "Dean, who did this?!"
But Lin Dong didn't want to move.He couldn't blame Xiao Lu for this matter.After all, no one thought that this medicine would be useless to him.At this time, he can only wait patiently for the hair to grow back... If he had known this, he might as well have had his original hair!Maybe we can invent a new style called Dirty Head.
Domamu tentatively asked: "Then, Elder Caius..."
But Lin Jianqiang sat up and said, "Please come in."
Dormammu and Luther looked at each other, each left the office with complicated emotions, and let Caius in.
In the past half a month, Volturi has maintained a good cooperative relationship with the nursing home. Caius came here to see how his brothers are doing, and to order additional medicines.After talking about the business, Caius frowned and said, "That's right. The advertisement before."
With Volturi's technological access restrictions, it was impossible for Caius to check Twitter with a mobile phone.But I can't help it, the vampires who come to the pilgrimage will!Everyone was confused by the advertisement, so when they came to visit, they couldn't avoid probing a few words, and Caius had to know if he didn't know.
Caius: "...I hope my brothers, and the Volturi people, can keep a low profile. We haven't planned to attract too many ideas from vampires."
Caius was considered a half partner of the nursing home, and this request was not too much, but of course Talin agreed.After politely expressing his gratitude, Caius was about to leave, but Talin sent him all the way to the bridge. Before parting, Caius suddenly looked at Dan Talin's bald head: "Being the dean...is hard work, isn't it?" .”
all bald...
During this period of time, Caius, who gradually took over the previous affairs of his brothers, showed a sympathetic expression, and couldn't help raising his hand to touch his beautiful pale golden hair, and muttered to himself: "Fortunately, I'm a vampire... "
But Talin: "..."
Enough is enough...!Besides, the price of the next order will be doubled!
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The arrival of Caius was regarded as the first frontal blow that Da Talin encountered.As the head of a hospital, it is impossible to hide such a significant change in hairstyle. Soon all the employees in the hospital knew about it. After experiencing countless eyes and greetings, but he Lin Basically, I can look down on this matter, and now my eyes are a little bit empty and disillusioned.Fortunately, he has a shaved head, not really bald. After a day or two, light fluff has begun to grow on the top of his head. Peter, who is more lively and jumpy, even rubbed the little dean's hair once. Said that it was as soft and fluffy as Xiaopang's belly, and it was very easy to touch. In the end, he was dragged down by Xiaoduo and humanely destroyed for a while.
One evening, after the settlement was over, he walked slowly to the backyard of the second courtyard with Heidan in his arms and sat down, staring in a daze at the rolling hills: "...This may be the guidance of fate."
He thought about the challenges he might face in the future, the biggest challenge throughout, and the energy, mental and physical energy he would need to spend to challenge him...
But Talin touched his egg sadly: Guide me to become poor and bald in the future QAQ
The little werewolf wagged his tail, hopped past Dantalin, turned around and smiled: "The dean is bald!"
But he, Lin Dan, took a look at the little werewolf, and calmly said: "Be good, if you are disobedient, you will bald your tail, and I will make a wig for the dean."
"Aww!" The little werewolf screamed, and immediately ran to hug Jason's thigh passing by, and hid himself behind Jason.
Jason looked down at this little guy who had never changed his bad habits, and shook his legs: "Why isn't your dad coming here? Don't want you."
"Wow!" The little werewolf let go of his hand in grief and anger, bit the tip of his tail and ran away tearfully.
But Lin Lin looked at the back of the little werewolf sadly, and sighed with his chin resting on his shoulders. Just as he was thinking that this little guy was really abandoned, the phone in his pocket rang.
But he regained his composure, thinking it was a new ghost-hunting business: "Hello?"
"Hello, is this Danta Mr. Lin? I'm the director of XX fashion company, and I want to discuss a cooperation with you." The person on the other end of the phone said politely.
"..." Fashion company? ?But Ta Lin had already started to have a bad feeling, "What kind of cooperation?"
The director said: "We want to hire a new actor from your company to be a model for our company's new season's fashion show."
Dan Talin: "...What? Who are you talking about?"
The director on the other end of the phone laughed: "Of course it's those handsome men and women who appeared in the palace rose commercials! Seriously, there's no need to hide it, we all know...that must be created by you yourself It’s a newly discovered combination by an entertainment company! Some people on the Internet have given names to them, saying that the 9 of them all have the noble temperament and appearance of the royal family, why not call them King9..."
But Talin: "..."
Dan Talin: "You mean CS9..."
CatchStaff (catch staff) 9, referred to as CS9.
The other side laughed: "So it already has a name! Well, can I invite CS9 to be our fashion show model?"
But he, Lin Kuanghan: "No...! I was joking just now, that is really not a group! They don't go to the entertainment industry, even my employees are also ghost hunters." It's just that the ghosts are special, and the professional only catches ghosts. vampire.
But he persuaded Lin with good intentions: "Well, I think you should give up this idea... Their family backgrounds... are quite special, and they won't like this proposal."
That's all he said, but he, Lin, couldn't say too much, so he hung up the phone after a few perfunctory words.
On the other end of the phone, the director put down the phone, his face gradually gloomy.
The secretary on the side said, "They refused?"
The director snorted coldly: "Yes, he said he wouldn't go the way of the entertainment industry... Heh, who would believe it! The advertisement was filmed like that, so professional, and he said he wouldn't go the entertainment industry. He obviously wanted to use the haunted house to publicize and take the opportunity to praise To be an artist is to see that my popularity seems to be quite high now, and my ambitions are big, and I look down on a small company like us!"
"..." It's because you see people's popularity, that's why you want to gain popularity. It's not normal to be rejected.However, the secretary knew that his boss was a small-hearted, sinister and vengeful person, so he didn't dare to talk to him at this time.
Even so, the director stared angrily for a while, then turned his head and said to her: "A little artist who has terminated his contract, messing around with the company, he really treats himself as a wrist! Didn't I receive some Photos, did you capture those men and women going in and out of different people's homes at night? Send them to me, and send them all to the Internet!"
The author has something to say: CS9 Captain Ah Luo: There is a way to heaven if you don’t go, but there is no way to hell...
Chapter 31 I Are All Accidental Matryoshka Dolls, Who Looks Like You, You Deliberately Touched Matryoshka Dolls!
Said it was framed, but in fact the director felt that he was right, at most he could only be regarded as "telling the truth".A group of good-looking young men and women who are hidden by Dan Talin, wearing black cloaks at night, knocking on the doors of different people furtively, can that be any serious business?Also catching ghosts, only fools believe that there are ghosts in the world!
This is called, flies do not bite seamless eggs.The director thought proudly, and he asked the secretary to give money anonymously to bribe the gossip tabloids.Even if the news broke out, could Talin still find him?As far as he knows, there are many companies that got those photos, especially the entertainment company, they are all staring at this big piece of fat, so why would they not suspect him first!
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But Lin really didn't suspect the Director.To be honest, he even forgot the name of the fashion company as soon as he put the phone down.But it doesn't matter, don't forget, there is Sherlock Holmes in the yard!
But Talin called Sherlock over, told the matter, and after appeasing Sherlock who was full of complaints because of being overqualified for a while, he turned his head and continued to appease the furious Caius: "With Xiaoxia here, this simple The case will be solved within an hour or two!"
Sherlock was incredulous: "A case?? You call this a case?" Stop insulting the word case, and, "Why did it take an hour or two? Are you questioning my ability?"
As soon as Sherlock hit Enter, he turned the computer over and showed it to the two of them: "That's the man." Seeing that Lin Lin was about to speak, Sherlock turned his head and left in a bad mood, stomping hard. Feet, "Don't ask, asking is mentally handicapped."
But he was speechless, and Caius had already turned his head to look at it, and showed a gloomy expression to the man in the photo who seemed to be friendly: "This kind of despicable human...doesn't deserve to be food for vampires."
The guard brothers and sisters in the office were already gnashing their teeth talking about how to torture and kill this human being.Everyone in Apocalypse held different opinions, and said to Lin Jin one after another: "Principal, it's shameful to waste, why don't you catch him and mix it with dung!"
But his ears are full of excrement, beheading, and waterboarding, and it will become more and more bloody after listening to it. He is almost ready to reproduce the history of European punishments on that director, so he has to stop it with a word: "This court prohibits killing. ... Lynching is also prohibited! What he did is indeed despicable, but it is not to the point of torture or death penalty."
"Well, the most severe punishment in the courtyard is mixing manure." Doctor Strange said sadly.
Forget about Apocalypse Stars and Little Spider, what did he do wrong?For no reason, he suffered the longest "stinky punishment" in the hospital.
But he couldn't help but feel ashamed: "Here, Xiao Lu, I don't think you have applied for any research projects recently. Let's see how to make a mask to filter odor!"
Peter was very excited, and actively suggested: "Can it be filtered to make it smell like chocolate or flowers?"
Doctor Strange said quietly: "So what about filtering? No matter how delicious the scent of chocolate and flowers is, it still smells like dung in essence..."
Luthor also knew that he was blocked in the back road, maybe he really had to live under Dan Talin for more than 50 years, and he had already learned to flatter him calmly: "You are enough, don't push yourself too hard. The dean specially approves a project to make you a mask If you are happy, then continue to stink!"
Doctor Strange fell silent for a moment.
"And you." Luther glanced at the Apocalypse crowd who kept saying "catch and mix dung", "Is he worthy of letting this kind of person enter a nursing home?"
You don't even think about it, among other things, who are the people who can enter this nursing home to mix manure?Spiderman, Supreme Mage, Darkseid...
Is he just a human being, fit to mix dung?
Luther turned to him and said, "Dean, I don't think it's advisable to torture or mix manure. His punishment can be obtained, but who can help us repair our damaged reputation? I have a plan." ..."
"Some time ago, when I was passing by the psychiatric department to chat, I heard from the ghost doctor. Among the patients they received, there were two kinds of patients called chicken stomach disease and evil disease." The ghost doctor in the psychiatric clinic went to punish him, first threatened him as punishment, then persuaded him to be kind, and asked him to publicly issue an apology... After clarifying the slander, he punished him to help us promote the ghost hunting business."
Caius said angrily: "Threat? How is this considered punishment?!"
Luther said slowly: "Of course it's not as good as the torture you mentioned just now, but don't underestimate the mental punishment. This is the same as labor reform..." And don't you know how to deal with the ghost doctor?It's not impossible for Luther to wink at Caius behind Dantalin's back, and it's not impossible to scare him crazy, anyway, the ghost doctor can cure him in the end.
Xiao Duo looked worried: "His behavior, even if it is suddenly reversed later, it won't have any good effect. What if someone regards this as reverse marketing?"
Luther smiled: "Ghosts are so far away from the lives of ordinary people, how many people can actually encounter ghosts? But in everyone's life, they will more or less meet one or two hateful villains like the Director! He is so bad, if he suddenly changes his mind completely, the effect will be much better for people than the illusory ghost advertisements! It is difficult to prove things like ghosts, but the director is different, anyone who doubts it just needs to look at him The changes before and after have to be convinced."
But he Lin Han said: "What are you convincing about? What does catching ghosts have to do with this? Can catching ghosts make people be kind?"
The old god Luther is here: "Do bad people still want to be tortured by evil spirits!"
"..." But Talin thought for a while, and murmured, "After this publicity is done, maybe someone wants me to do behavior correction..."
Luther: "Then congratulate the principal, and open a new nesting doll."
Caius on the side looked at Luthor with strange eyes for a while: "You humans..." It's really bad. After punishment, you will continue to squeeze out the remaining value of the other party. "But what about the reputation of the Volturi?"
But Talin smiled, raised his hand and said, "I'll use what I've learned, and make a show of my ugliness..." But Talin said under Luthor's encouraging eyes, "I think it's very simple, so I'll tell the vampires that ghostbusters are dead!" It's a cover. In fact, the Volturi is cooperating with us to research a kind of execution reagent... Those vampires who were sent to work as employees, anyway, are immortal labor reforms, and they will not be able to get out in the future. You can say that they failed the experiment and were disposed of. Yes, the others are also experimental subjects. Is death the scariest thing for vampires? No, I think it should be the sudden loss of vampire powers and permanent youth. The age spots are dead... so after explaining this way, they will only shudder at Ah Luo's actions and dare not say anything at all!"
Luther: "..."
Yes, I feel it, but why don't I feel that you are imitating me, you are simply bad at your own roots.
Caius was the one who was really learning. At this time, he was inspired and added earnestly: "Furthermore, the Volturi are not cooperating with ordinary humans, but with Dantalin, the Duke of Demon God among King Solomon's 72 Pillars of Demon Gods..."
But Ta Lin: "?! It's passed, I'm not!"
Caius said domineeringly: "I said yes, could it be that Dantalin really jumped out of the legend and hit us?"
But Lin Xuxu said honestly: "That's not sure... You see, there are all vampires in the courtyard."
To put it rather embarrassingly, since he entered the nursing home, he has been thinking about changing his name several times. He is afraid that one day the real devil will suddenly come to his door and be counted as the same name.
As soon as the plan was finalized, he picked a ghost doctor and went to the director to settle the score.In this way, I have to repeatedly tell the Volturi who still hate: "In a society ruled by law, I have already let the ghost doctor go, so don't think about beheading people at home and using lynching."
The director didn't know that the plan that he thought was perfect could be exposed so easily, and he was even approached by ghosts.When the ghost doctor arrived at the director's residence, the director was still humming, sneering and drawing up a new slander plan, trying to hammer the sewage splashed on Ah Luo and the others to death.The ghost doctor looked at it in disgust for a while, and then thought about it. Before leaving the door, the sacrifice provided by Caius threw himself in front of the director in a sinister manner, revealing his hideous appearance, and swallowed the director who was so frightened that he lost his voice. ...
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Ever since she was asked by her boss to contact the gossip tabloids to frame CS9, Miss Secretary has been living with guilt and suffering every day.If she hadn't really dared to offend the director and was jealous of him, she would have resigned a long time ago.The only thing that can be done is to leave some clues and pray that the bad things done by the director will be discovered early.
Thinking of the loopholes he deliberately left, the secretary walked into the director's office with the documents in his arms, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw the director standing behind the computer, typing violently on the keyboard.
Probably trying to frame someone for revenge again.The secretary twitched the corners of her mouth, adjusted her posture, and walked to the director: "Director, this show——"
"Oh! This group of impolite bad things! How can they speak ill of the masters! Didn't you see the apology letter I sent?" The director showed a very angry look at the computer screen.
secretary:"……"
Bad things with no manners...?What kind of non-painful insulting method is this, when did the director learn to be gentle?
While he was at a loss, he saw the angry director look up at him.The secretary lowered her head in fright: "Boss—"
The director suddenly sat up from the chair, took the document from the secretary with both hands: "Thank you very much for your help, do you want me to pour you a cup of tea?"
The secretary took two steps back in horror, and said helplessly, "Yes.
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