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The Clown felt that from the moment he opened his eyes, the development of things began to gradually deviate from the scope of his understanding.

But this didn't affect his goodwill: "I'm not a bad person..." The Clown took a step forward, and just wanted to explain, but was fixed in place by the eyes of the two opposite employees who almost had hostility written on their faces.

"..." The Clown raised his hat in embarrassment, "Uh, I thought you saved me because you know who I am."

But Talin grabbed Luther's arm with one hand, supported Yuga Khan's hand with the other, tried to stand up straight, and pretended to be calm: "You, aren't you a clown?"

"Uh, Jokester? Not Joker." Corrected the Joker.He is also a well-informed superhero, and he found a reasonable explanation: "So this is actually a parallel universe? I am bad here?"

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The Clownman explained the concept of parallel universes to the trembling little dean, and finally made the little dean feel weak when he no longer saw him.

Within an hour of being admitted to the hospital, the Clownman experienced being ostracized by his colleagues. He didn't know that the little dean once said "If he has anything to do with Chaoying, the hospital will be closed." The dean missed the chance, and was almost squeezed out by his colleagues to become a toilet cleaner.

Fortunately, the dean was wise and didn't listen to the slander. Although he still looked overwhelmed by his arrival, he still arranged a decent job for him: "I have long wanted to add some entertainment and pastimes to the nursing home. Before I had I saw recommendations for newsstands and mobile stalls in the business guide. At that time, I had no spare money, but now if I have funds and spare time, I would buy a gift shop and sell gift balloons.”

But the gift shop he mentioned in Linkou is actually a storefront similar to a small trolley.The Clownman was worried at first that people in this world didn't know his identity, and would be as scared when seeing him as the dean, but in the end, he changed into a staff uniform, and he was just like any clown serving in an amusement park. Even without yelling, his shop will be full of people from morning till night.The young patients would happily come to hug his legs and play with him, the older patients would also come to chat with him, and there were even a few young female patients who would be very shy with a The stammering clown store manager is flirting ambiguously...

Sometimes when Jackie gets off work and works hard to move goods up and down to tidy up the shop, she suddenly feels like returning to the ordinary life in the past.The peace of mind touched him, and he cried several times watching the golden sunset.What satisfied him the most was that the little dean gradually let go of his instinctive fear under his serious attitude, and sincerely apologized to him.Later, if the dean was busy with official duties, he, Lin, would go downstairs to finish the day's work in the gift shop with him in advance, do the calculations, sort out the shelves, and so on. meal.

Jackie really likes the life here, whether it is the environment or the people, it is like a carefree island of peace, a paradise, he loves the patients here, the colleagues here, and the friends here - just Even the occasional provocations of the security guard Xiaozuo and the researcher Xiao Lu are very cute-they keep trying to prove that they are very evil and cruel, but in fact they dare not even pierce a balloon on purpose!

A pleasant living environment can stimulate people's enthusiasm for work.Jie is basically a very serious person. Under such circumstances, he naturally pays more attention to his small shop.Generally, employees will start preparing for work one after another around 08:30. He often starts to decorate his shop around [-] o'clock, preparing for discount announcements or new decorations.

On this day, Jackie also walked into the gift shop at the gate of the nursing home early in the morning sun at seven o'clock, ready to open.

As soon as he turned to the next floor, his eyes were flashed by the harsh reflection, he instinctively blocked it and squinted through his fingers, Jackie almost missed his foot and rolled down the stairs: "Courtyard, Dean!! !" Clownman stuttered in fright, subconsciously turned around and was about to run to the dean.

I saw that the entrance of the nursing home was piled up with gold coins, magic crystals, and many fresh sea fish bouncing on the floor.On the side of the gift department, the door leading to the basement opened with a creak, and a few zombie security guards squeezed out, all looking straight at the golden mountain: "It's so... delicious..."

Clownman was about to shout "Don't move! I'll call the dean!", when he saw the zombies who were usually very well-behaved, fighting and pushing each other, trying to squeeze out of the door, their necks were also Stretching in the direction of Jinshan, it seems that what is placed there is not gold coins, but the brains made by the ghosts of the ancestors.

The Clownman was taken aback, he couldn't just leave Jinshan alone in this situation, went downstairs again in a hurry, ran to the iron door of the basement, beat back the zombies who looked abnormal at first sight, and dragged them back The trailer of the gift shop was blocked, so he hurriedly took out the communicator and dialed the dean's communication: "... Dean!" The clown felt the iron gate under his feet, being beaten hard by the zombies, sweating It's about to flow down, "Help! Someone put a bunch of things at the door, and the zombies seem to be rioting!"

Just as he was shouting, the Clownman saw several vampire employees walking in drooling, his eyes became brighter because of hunger and thirst: "Okay, it smells so good!"

The vampires can be regarded as more rational, they are not as desperate as the zombies, and they can still question:

"Strange, didn't you see blood?"

"There is no hairy blood..."

"It seems to be the smell of that egg, no, isn't that equal to amniotic fluid in the egg, why... Chiliu, why is it so fragrant..."

But Zhengxiang, who was sleeping in Lin, was called, and hurriedly put on his clothes and got down the elevator: "What's going on? What's going on?"

A vampire touched its throat in pain: "Dean, that egg! You quickly put that egg away and hide it by your side, so we won't be able to smell it."

But Lin Lin looked in the direction the vampire was pointing, and was startled: "Hey! This, this, what's going on?" He was shocked, but he didn't forget to save the employees from the sea of ​​suffering, and he used his hands and feet smoothly. Climbing up the golden mountain, he hugged the black egg that was as big as a watermelon, "Who sent it? Who saw it?"

As soon as the big black egg entered Dan Talin's arms, the original alluring smell was suddenly cut off, the vampires all heaved a sigh of relief, and the iron gate under the clown's feet stopped rattling.A vampire employee took out a broad leaf from the golden mountain. After staring at it for a while, his face turned red: "Dean..."

But Talin leaned over confusedly: "What? Why are you blushing?"

Two lines of words are engraved with sharp objects on the broad leaf:

[According to the contract with Universe Island, the rent and special products of thanks for these years will be sent. 】

No wonder the vampires were blushing. After they learned about the new island owner, they never thought about paying the rent in a proper manner. They only thought about how to occupy the private island.

But Lin Lin looked down at the pitted and dark egg in his arms: "This, this is also a special product?"

The vampire employee swallowed: "It smells so good, why don't you make egg drop soup..."

As soon as the words fell, the egg in Dan Talin's arms shook, and while shaking, he tried to get into Dan Talin's clothes, as if he wanted to hide himself.

But Talin: "..."

What the hell, you bastard!Can you be more particular about the gift of special products? How can he beat egg flowers, make custard, and steam cakes...

But he, Lin, had already thought of one hundred and eight ways to eat the egg just now, so he could only endure his disappointment, and said firmly: "Don't eat it, don't even look at it, I, I'll look back and see if it hatches." what?"

If it's a prehistoric giant chicken or goose, half of it is braised in brown sauce, half of it is steamed, and eaten separately!

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The rent sent by the "tenants" was quickly collected by the followers.But he, Lin, was wondering if it was a surprise to get a huge sum of money, but he was told by his follower that none of it could be converted into US dollars. The only change brought about by gold coins and magic crystals was that there were two more storage units in his bank account. .

But what was the use of that!It doesn't work again! !

But he was so angry that he had to find a follower to argue for a long time, but the follower repeated two sentences: "If it does not comply with the regulations, the nursing home will not exchange it" and "You cannot exchange it privately. This is the hospital's reserve fund."Even if he broke his throat, he didn't let go.

But Talin's only consolation these days is the big black egg. The creature inside seems to know that he is not in a good mood. Every time Dan Talin hugs it, it will rustle, like a puppy nestling in the arms of its owner As if wagging his tail, but Talin moved and promised: "Cub, I won't eat you anymore. Even if you are really a prehistoric giant chicken or goose, I will raise you and find a partner for you..."

Xiao Duo was still very jealous of how this egg was favored by the dean, but after hearing about Dan Talin's positioning of the big black egg, he suddenly changed his attitude.After reporting regularly to Dan Talin three times a day, he also greeted and said goodbye to the big black egg unshakably, completely confessing as a prince...

Only John was sober, and reminded Dan Talin: "Don't look at it as an egg now, it's so obedient, and you won't know how naughty it is when it grows up..." The cub-raising experience user stated in advance, "I won't help you take care of it when the time comes. !"

But he, Lin, is at the time when he cares most about Dan, so he can't listen to John's persuasion, don't talk about going to work every day, even when he sleeps, he hugs her.

One night after that.

But Talin, as usual, took a shower and fell asleep with the egg in his arms.At three o'clock in the middle of the night, the big black egg in An An'an's arms suddenly shook violently, waking up Dan Talin: "What...what's the matter, is it about to hatch?" Dan Talin sat up sleepily.

There was an urgent knock on the door outside the dean's office: "Dean, the remaining vampires are here."

But he regained his spirits.

Very good!The new land he has been waiting for for a long time is finally here!

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Among the weeping vampires, the First Elder and Second Elder lay on the ground with bruised noses and swollen faces, describing it as particularly miserable.According to the recovery ability of vampires, this kind of physical injury should heal soon. I don't know what method the security officer and personnel officer who beat them up violently used. Those injuries not only did not heal, but also hurt more and more.

But when Talin and Sherlock came in together, Yuga Khan, who was wearing a security uniform, was stepping on a half-dead vampire, roaring furiously: "I didn't even dare to touch a single hair of the dean, what kind of bear heart do you have?" Leopard guts?! Still want to drink blood, huh? Do you still want to die? Do you still want to drink?"

The vampires shivered and huddled together like lambs, shaking their heads in horror: "Continuously...do not drink, do not drink..."

But he took a breath and swept the vampires on the ground again, feeling that the intruder this time was more injured than when Bruce was still there last time: "Okay, okay, stop..." After breaking it, go back and open a new land, there are no employees what to do!

Sherlock turned a deaf ear to the suffering of the vampires, and there was one that tried to bite John before!He cleaned it up by himself, that is, the one lying on the ground that hasn't moved yet.

He moved a chair and sat down, and said in a moderate voice: "Is there anyone here?"

The third elder squeezed in from the outside of the room, gloating and admiring the unlucky faces of the clansmen who cheated them: "It's all right, the whole clan is here now."

Sherlock nodded: "You don't live in the dense fog, but we have never found you outside the dense fog. There must be a certain space that we have not discovered - where is this space? Who opened up this space ?” His eyes quickly flicked across the vampires, and he grabbed the elder who was still trying to cover himself, “You. You are their leader.”

Sherlock's keen eyes lingered on the face of the Great Elder: "You know the answer to this question."

The Great Elder still wanted to speak hard: "I don't—ah! You, don't come here! I say! I say!" He frightened and moved his body back desperately, away from the approaching Yuga Khan with red eyes, "I I don't know who opened up this space, but I heard from the patriarch...he entered this island by accident, and later established our clan with the help of the people on the island, and transformed us. Who helped I don't know, I can only ask the patriarch..."

Sherlock narrowed his eyes: "Where is your patriarch?"

Great Elder: "He, he is a member of the Volturi family in the city of Voltura in Florence, Italy..." He saw that Sherlock's expression became somewhat dissatisfied, and suddenly amplified his voice in panic, "I You can write a letter! I can ask him to come over, please, please, don’t let him hurt me again... us.” The Great Elder barely changed his words under the gazes of the surrounding vampires.

Luther handed over the pen and paper expressionlessly, having seen through everything.

This, clearly, is an infinite nesting doll...

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The night of the night raid passed, and the sanatorium returned to calm.The new vampires have been sent for training, and the employees are basically gathered. When the Volturi patriarch arrives, he can pry out the secrets and open a new place.All human employees are looking forward to this, because the opening of the new land has been delayed again and again, and their staff dormitory buildings have been delayed for several months. No one wants to be crowded with unfamiliar people, especially Yujia. Khan, he never lived in a dormitory! ?

The problem that made him irritable was not only the dormitory, but more importantly, the dean's attitude.He didn't know the reason, but he seemed to think that although the security officer had a bad temper and was fierce all day long, he was essentially a very reliable employee.Whenever I think about any problem these days, I will catch him and worry together, and then repeat the endless loop of asking him whether to build a staff dormitory.Yuga Khan suspects that if things go on like this, sooner or later he will be pissed off by the dean of what humans said, heart disease, high blood pressure!

Yujia Khan made a painful decision to find a way to prove to the dean that he is evil!Atrocious!Not some reliable security guard!

But how exactly?

"...Well, well, I know. You are very bad, very bad." But Talin listened to Yuga Khan's roar in his ear, smiled, without any fear, and glanced left and right. In the blink of an eye, he stuffed the napkin in his hand into Yuga Khan's hand, "Then you can throw trash anywhere."

Yuga Khan: "..."

The restriction that the nursing home requires employees to do good deeds and the restriction that they must obey the orders of the director worked together, and he suddenly seemed to be caught between two invisible walls, unable to move.

But Lin laughed loudly, and patted Xiao Zuo on the shoulder: "It's just throwing trash everywhere! I've scared you...you're so frozen!" But Lin comforted him in a coaxing tone, "Don't throw it away! , let's not throw it away, relax."

Yuga Khan: "...!!"

what! ! !

Sooner or later, he will kill this hateful dean!

After this setback, the idea that Yuga Khan must prove that he is an evil villain has not been dispelled, but has become stronger because of it.This question circled repeatedly in Yuga Khan's mind, occupying almost all of his thoughts.That night, suppressing his anger, he wandered around the sanitarium sleeplessly, thinking about how to prove this true proposition, and told the little dean to let him go as soon as possible because of his difficulty in choosing. in the office.

Domamu's power was no match for the new god Yuga Khan, so he didn't realize that the nasty little security guard had sneaked into the bedroom of his beloved dean.

In the dark and quiet bedroom, Yuga Khan stared at the little principal who was sleeping soundly on the bed with deep eyes full of suppressed anger.Given the limitations of the nursing home, the most bad things he can do are "wake up the dean" and "draw pictures on the dean's face with a marker pen", nothing worse.

There were only three choices before him.Either give up and go back home; or wake up the little dean; or draw a picture on the dean's face.Either one sounds very villainless!

But, is it so in vain?

Yuga Khan was conflicted and struggling fiercely in his heart, but his body had already leaned towards the direction of the little dean's exposed head honestly, wanting to see where he could probably write.

At this moment, Dan Talin's bulging blanket suddenly shook crazily.

The big black egg that was motionless bumped into Dan Talin's chest desperately, making a dull sound.

"What's wrong, what's wrong! Is it really going to come out this time!" But Lin Yi jumped up from the bed, and Yuga Khan, who was planning to do some bad things, backed away suddenly in shock.

But Lin rubbed his eyes halfway, and looked at Xiao Zuo in the room in horror: "You, what are you doing in my bedroom?"

Yuga Khan struggled and twisted his facial muscles, thinking, if it was known that he was planning to draw pictures on the dean's face while the dean was sleeping, then he might as well stop being a god or a villain, and go directly to the wall of origin Forget it if you hit your head on the head.

Yuga Khan held back for a long time: "I, come and see the egg."

"Not at all……"

In the corner of the bedroom, a small group of shadows suddenly moved.

The shadow said faintly: "I can see clearly...he is bent down, just to kiss you secretly!"

The struggle in the eyes, the turbulent emotions...

The shadow who wanted to steal an egg: "It's clear that I have been secretly in love with you for a long time!"