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The third elder led the team to the door, and the one who was most gratified was not Dan Talin, but the female vampire who lived in fear that she might have to clean up bat droppings every moment.Seeing her familiar brothers and sisters being driven upstairs by Xiaoduo, she seemed to have found solace, and smiled indifferently in the midst of suffering:

That's great, finally I don't have to sweep the dung...!

The vampires were forced to wear protective clothing and clean the bat feces on the seventh floor. After feeling sick and sick, they couldn't help but deeply regret: Why did they choose this old castle in the first place?

But Talin supervised the vampires cleaning up the seventh floor, and instructed them to carefully disinfect and sterilize seams, and replace them with clean curtains and new windows.When everything was done and the cleaning work in Building No. [-] was finally finished, he smiled and told everyone that in order to help everyone pay off their mortgages as soon as possible and carry out labor reform for the attack of the night before, all vampires will undergo a period of up to five periods. , One-month medical training.

The vampires exploded immediately, and they all expressed that they couldn't bear the torture of studying because of their thousand or hundred years old age, and a few said in grief and indignation: "You, you might as well just kill me!"

But Talin: "What are you talking about, am I that kind of cruel person? I won't do illegal things, but if you don't do it, I won't be responsible for the Maoxuewang employee meal... Actually, Xiao The blood of the dwarves is also good, right, try a few more mouthfuls, maybe you will fall in love with this unique flavor?"

The vampires were silent for a moment, rushing to the training room: Just kidding! !What is the difference between sucking the blood of those ugly aliens and eating bat droppings! ?

The third elder was even more unbearable, so he came to Dan Talin one day after class and said, "Principal, can I be the front desk... You see, now our nursing home has two buildings. Make a front desk?"

His idea was good, but Lin Lin agreed to it, but he didn't expect that some passers-by with sharp eyes and ears heard his words.Before the third elder had time to react, he was immediately swarmed by the clansmen and squeezed to the back.The vampires who have been tortured for many days just want to get rid of it, and try their best to please the dean. Most of the transformed vampires have good-looking, delicate and beautiful faces. Even Dan Talin, who came from the entertainment industry, can't help being dazzled.It happened that the captain was passing by during the rest time, but Lin hurriedly blamed him: "Small boat..."

But he called out his nickname for the captain.

It’s not because he doesn’t remember people’s names, it’s because the captain’s name is a garrulous Guksulu language, but he couldn’t pronounce it because his tongue was tied up, so he called it like this: “Choose someone, let’s be the front desk with you. "

The captain glanced around, and picked out one without hesitation: "Xiao Lu is gone, I still miss him. Just this golden scroll, the beauty is quite vivid. The right is to commemorate Xiao Lu!"

When the selected vampire heard the news, he was overjoyed and couldn't help showing a somewhat complicated expression.In the past, he relied on his face for food, but he never thought that one day, he would be able to rely on his hair to get the upper hand...

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The reception and training were on track, but Dr. John Watson, who he had been picked up by the Linto Ambulance Team, had finally arrived at the nursing home.Beating Sherlock violently will definitely not make it through. When Sherlock was violently beaten, he still hoped that Talin could save him, but Talin hid behind Bruce and poked his head: "You've got him in, What happened to people beating you?"

Sherlock: "??? Didn't you still agree?"

But Talin said to him: "I want to be a good dean, what are you doing for..."

The current employees in the nursing home, if you want to say that they are miserable, no one can compare to John.They are basically self-defeating, just like John, the only thing he did wrong was making bad friends by mistake...

It's also because John has such a good temper. After beating Sherlock violently, he still had no choice but to accept the fact that even the marketing department and the research room didn't even have the money to build it.When I was doing nothing, I encouraged Sherlock to teach the little vampire who was either sleeping or crying every day to learn some knowledge.

The little vampire was stunned and burst into tears on the spot.

Originally, he was proud of being envied by his former companions because he didn't need training, but he didn't expect to be taught by Sherlock. This was a devastating blow to his personality and self-esteem.Before he asked Sherlock to call his father revenge, taking advantage of this moment, Sherlock justly avenged it, and it was not intentional.That knowledge was indeed very simple in Sherlock's eyes. Considering the little vampire's IQ, he tried to explain it in an easy-to-understand (according to his standards) way. Unexpectedly, the little vampire still couldn't understand it. After a while, both the teacher and the student collapsed on the bed in the dormitory in pain, thinking that the other party was simply too much, they couldn't understand this kind of thing/actually taught such a difficult thing.

That's not all.Sherlock's most is a blow to self-esteem. Anyway, the little vampire has been hit since childhood, so he is still a little resistant.John is different!John learned that the little vampire was in a special situation. Other mixed-race children would grow into adults at the age of seven, but after he had maintained this state, he said that it might be because of lack of exercise, so he eagerly wanted to take the little vampire to exercise in the morning.

Who has ever seen a vampire who is picked up from the bed at six o'clock every morning and runs against the sun!The little vampire was about to cry and suffocate.

He thought he was already very pitiful, but he didn't expect that the painful days of being mixed and taught by unfilial sons had only passed a few days, and Tony, who was in the same staff dormitory, couldn't help but come over and began to try to instill some mechanical knowledge in him .Fortunately, Batman didn't go into battle himself.It's just that every time the little vampire ran lazily in the morning, he would be caught accurately by John. It was only later that he learned that it was Batman's stern stare and sued John.

It's too miserable, the little vampire hid in the dean's room crying, and cried to the good-tempered little dean, and finally he envied in a milky voice: "If only I were the dean!"

Let's see who dares to bully me!

The little vampire has seen too much respect for Dan Talin from everyone, including the third elder who used to have a high status in the family, and only thinks that the dean is the most powerful person in the world.

"..." But he Lin slowly stopped what he was doing, suddenly moved, "Yes...you will definitely become a very good dean, after all, you are still young, and there is still such a long time..."

to learn.

yes!But Lin's eyes gradually lit up when he looked at the little vampire, he was so stupid, so stupid.He only knows about raising spare tire employees, why didn't he think about raising the spare tire dean?If an acting dean can be trained, won't he be able to idle around and be a happy emperor in the future?

The little vampire never expected that the words he had dreamed of for a moment would actually start a learning journey of the devil's hell version for him.But when he got the idea of ​​cultivating the little vampire to be his heir, the study that was only a joke that was originally burdened on the little vampire suddenly became a serious task.During the day, he had to go to formal vocational training alone, and when he came back at night, he had to take turns to receive lectures from Tony, Bruce, and Sherlock. Even the time to sleep in was brutally deprived by John!

The little vampire's life is worse than death, and if he fails the exam, he has to accept a heart-to-heart talk from the personnel Xiaoduo:

Xiaoduo: "How old is it?"

Damon: "One... a hundred years old."

Xiaoduo: "There is no job after more than 100? Look at Tony. He knows how to make money at work when he is only [-]. He is motivated, eager to learn, has career ambitions, and pursues promotion and salary increase. What about you? It's useless, [-] years old I still failed the exam. How can I help the dean in the future?! Learn from me!"

·

After Luthor left the nursing home, Tony and Batman waited for the moment when the Communicator would give them a new support mission.In fact, according to the speed at which New York and Gotham were devastated, they really waited for quite a while for this opportunity.Batman looked at the task of supporting Gotham, and chose to accept it without saying anything, but before leaving, he took off the batsuit he had prepared, and chose a magical black man with pointed ears in the escort team's armor library. armor.

Tony wondered: "What are you doing? Didn't the little dean take your uniform to wash?"

"..." Batman couldn't help being silent, and also remembered the tragedy of saving his uniform from the washing machine many times. Get the magic crystal by doubting your identity."

In two hours, Las Vegas.

Constantine was happily shaking the magic crystal that he had just dug from the hands of the devil brother, picked up a cigarette, and was about to light it when suddenly his back felt cold.

His reaction was not enough to catch up with the speed of the enemy's attack. Before he could turn around, he was trampled to the ground by the ghost horse, and the next second he was beaten violently with his head covered.The blue flame was like the fire of the abyss, it sucked up all the magic power he wanted to mobilize, making him unable to cast any magic.

Constantine: "?!"

No, no, what did he do to him? He hasn't done too many bad things recently!

Constantine raised his arms in embarrassment to protect his face, and only saw the silhouette of the opponent's top ears in the violently turbulent field of vision, and the magic crystal in his hand was snatched away.

The visitor beat him mercilessly, and threw him on the cold ground after looting.

Constantine waited for a while, then stood up dizzily, rubbing his forehead in wonder: Batman?Can't, it's impossible!How could Batman wear that kind of weird and flamboyant clothes, and even come to Las Vegas to beat him and steal his magic crystal?If you really need the magic crystal, with the character design of a bat, you should use a lot of money to smash him, how could it be possible to steal it!

It's definitely not Batman, this guy is obviously a fake!

Damn it, how could he be so unlucky that he hit the muzzle of the gun.Constantine gasped, stood up clutching his old waist, still thinking in his heart: I must tell the bat about this later, and let the bat avenge him!

As for him?He is responsible for sitting on the mountain and watching the tigers fight.Constantine clapped his hands, picked up the cigarette again, lit it up, and felt quite proud of being able to trick his companion again.

How should I put it, this is called, those who deceive others will always be deceived...

·

With the excuse of "can't contact the leaker, so I can only make this bad plan", he took the opportunity to beat up his teammate who cheated, and got the Batman with the magic crystal. He didn't even wait until the next day but Talin went to work and returned to the nursing home. After changing his clothes, he knocked on Dantalin's door in the middle of the night.He handed the magic crystal to Dantalin and asked to say goodbye.

Xiao Duo was still glaring at Bruce who dared to disturb the dean's sleep, but when he heard the other party's words, the anger on his face suddenly changed to joy.But before Lin Lin could speak, he took a step forward and took the initiative to shake hands with Bruce: "Go all the way."

It's time to go!Xiaoduo still remembered the time when the bat took away his chance to protect the dean.

It was different from Xiao Lu's departure before, but Lin Zhengzheng persuaded Bruce to keep him for a few words before letting him go when the other party resolutely said goodbye.

He felt woken up, but Lin couldn't sleep now either.After Bruce and Tony left one after another, he staggered back to the office and slumped on the sofa again, looking very shocked.

Xiaoduo couldn't help but enviously said: "Is Bruce really so good?"

"What do you know." But Talin almost burst into tears, "He has dug a hundred thousand holes, and he still leaves... Isn't this underground layer dug in vain? Also, it's okay for Tony to leave, and he doesn't now. The absent handyman... But, there is only one security guard in our hospital!"

In Dan Talin's heart, Bruce, the security guard, was the only one, very precious and irreplaceable.What's more, he is an endless source of loans... Now, the security guard is gone, and the source of loans is gone, but he's gone in an instant.

Just when he was sad, he poked his head out of the office door and stuck his head in: "Dean..."

But Talin glanced sadly: "It's the third child."

The third elder smiled, rubbed his hands and came in: "I can't sleep at night, just passing by, and heard that the dean is worried... I can help the dean to solve his problems!"

"How to solve problems?" But he Lin collapsed on the sofa, looking sideways.

The third elder looked flattering, as if he was already an inhuman traitor: "You don't know... those tombstones on the road. There are zombies living under them! Turn around, let's wake them up and let them be security guards—"

"Zombie?!" But Lin Lin couldn't help grabbing the blanket, feeling a chill in his head.

Third Elder: "If you want, I will be an envoy and lobbyist, and I will satisfy you."

But Lin hesitantly put down the blanket: "Really? Can you convince... Zombie to be the security guard of our courtyard?"

The third elder smiled: "Of course."

If you don't agree, just do it!He can't beat this group of weird sanatorium human beings, can't he beat zombies? !

The third elder went to help the dean with "errands" overnight, but when he went downstairs to inspect the next morning, what he saw was the third elder leading a mighty zombie team, walking towards him proudly: "Dean ah!"

But Talin almost turned around and ran away, so he managed to hold back: "Success, it's a success!" He looked at the zombies, each with their heads drooping, each holding a tombstone in their hands, like a homeless person who was forced to move , The tragic situation is really sad for those who hear it, and tears for those who see it.Think about Bruce who dug a hole and ran away, but he took a deep breath and said, "Since, he will be the security guard in the courtyard from now on. The basement floor of Building No. [-] should be assigned to everyone as a staff dormitory!" "

The zombies were originally crushed and killed by a group of vampires gathered by the three elders, thinking that they came here to be the bottom of the bottom, but they didn't expect there to be a staff dormitory.Hearing this, he immediately lifted his spirits, lined up orderly and hugged the tombstone, and moved into the basement beautifully.There is no rain, no insects, and no moss growing here. Isn't it much better than letting the tombstones be exposed to the wind and sun outside?

The zombie security guards suddenly surged with a strong enthusiasm for love and dedication.

·

Luther left early, and didn't see the scene of the Batcave being invaded by zombies, so he was very sad to know in the future.At this time, he was only sincerely happy for his freedom at last.Taking off the mask, saying goodbye to the nursing home, and sitting in the office, Luthor felt as if he had passed away.

In the Kerex Group, not many people were happy.They found that the big boss who had been absent for a long time and finally returned suddenly changed and became even more terrifying...

The secretary, who was originally trusted, had her wages deducted on the first day she welcomed back to the boss; the new receptionist was stood aside by Luthor because of her lack of dexterity, and stared at her for a long time; The boss's eyes seemed to be everywhere, as sharp as an eagle. Only two days later, double-digit employees had already been demoted and their salaries were cut, causing panic within the company.

When Miss Secretary was called into the office by Luthor, her back was almost wet with cold sweat.As the person who can be regarded as the closest to the boss, she clearly knows that the person in front of her has beautiful long hair at some point, and also has a creamy blonde and a golden wave perm in a particular way. What a cruel heart a man has.

Demotions, salary cuts, and dismissals are nothing.She is only afraid that she will dissatisfy her boss without knowing it, and she can't imagine what she will face.

With his back to the desk, Luther looked at the blue sky and white clouds of the metropolis through the newly replaced glass, as if he was talking to her, more like talking to himself: "I know, many of you are memorizing Discuss with me."

Leaving aside the seemingly terrifying aura, Luthor is actually very depressed inside!

Can he explain that he deducted the secretary's salary because the other party went to London to find a detective, which led to him being exposed by the other party at a glance while wearing a vest at the front desk?Can he explain that because he has worked in the front desk for several months, he can't stand the work efficiency of the front desk interns everywhere?He can explain that he has worked so hard and diligently in the nursing home for so long, commuting to and from work on time every day, without fishing for a minute, but before leaving the nursing home, he did not get a promotion, so that when he returned to the company, Do you feel unbalanced when you look at those senior employees who take the salary he paid but are lazy in paddling water? !

No!he can not!And all of this was caused by that hateful sanatorium!

Luther controlled his facial expression very well, and no one could see any trace of his thoughts from his indifferent eyes, as well as his decision to blame the nursing home: "Go and check, during the time I was missing, I went to a nursing home." ,it……"

Time froze at this moment, Luther's slightly parted lips, the cold light in his eyes, and the confused eyelashes of Miss Secretary all stopped moving.Then, in the next second, everything suddenly flowed back, as if someone had pressed backwards.

When the time returned to normal, Miss Secretary had already stood back at the door: "Boss, are you looking for me?"

"Yes, I..." After Luther subconsciously responded, he suddenly got stuck.

He couldn't remember what he wanted to say just now, it seemed that he asked the secretary to pour water for him?

Yes, this is it.Luther pushed the cold coffee by his hand, and said flatly, "Re-brew."

"Okay, Boss." Miss Secretary said respectfully.

Everything is continuing normally, and no one knows, just now, some force wiped away the three minutes of regression.

Luther watched the secretary leave the office gracefully, and frowned in doubt: Why do I feel like I have forgotten something... But, what is it?He even remembered the details of how he solved the kryptonite radiation, changed the color of his hair due to the sequelae, and how to carefully maintain and grow his hair. What did he forget?

The landline on the desk rang, and Luthor collected himself and picked up the phone: "Harry Osborn? Strange. What do you want from me?"

"Someone broke into the group's research room and destroyed all the research materials, all! Research materials!" Little Osborne's voice almost roared, "They smashed my research room, instruments, tables and chairs, Windows, walls... Shouldn't your RoboCop stop these thugs?! Then what's the point of me spending tens of millions to buy your RoboCop?!"

Luthor thought he would say something rational and reassuring, but in fact, he heard himself say to little Osborn in a sincere and worried voice: "—Have you considered being haunted?"

Harry was confused for a moment, instinctively took the phone away from his ear, and checked the number: "What's wrong with your mind??"

Luther took a deep breath.His mind knew how ridiculous his words were, but a part of him screamed deep inside: This is the truth!

"Google ghost hunters." Luthor said, opened the web page, Googled it casually, and the news photo on the top caught his attention instantly, "But he's..." He subconsciously read out the smiling man in the photo. The name of a shy and well-behaved musician.

Harry was a little hairy: "...Luther, have you been under a lot of mental stress recently? I think you need to see a psychiatrist."

"No need." Luthor said firmly as soon as he hit enter, "But he is Lin, just contact him."

Harry almost collapsed: "Why???"

Luther's voice was cold and assertive: "Contact him. Tomorrow, I will go over and deal with this matter with you."