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I don't know if it was the dean's intention. The passage from Atlantis to the nursing home has never been closed.

The Neptune and his wife did not bring anyone else. After searching the sea area of ​​the Trench Country by themselves, the Neptune learned through communication with the water and the aquarium that a certain area above this sea seems to be connected to another space. .

"Aum must have gone there!" Arthur said firmly, and immediately swam all the way along the direction guided by the current.

The further you go up, the more swimming fishes and sea turtles you can come into contact with. Arthur communicated one by one and became more excited: "They all said that there are people up there, even if it's not Aum, they must be with Aum and Trench Country. It's related to the sudden disappearance!"

Mela also looked at the sea that was getting closer and said: "I saw the ship, and there are indeed humans."

They made a good plan, how to control the situation immediately after boarding the boat, and how to communicate with the fishermen.Arthur's vigorous figure broke through the water, jumped onto the boat, and when he raised his head, he met the fisherman of the boat he had chosen: "I—Aum???"

Aum was stunned, he never thought that his brother would find him so soon.At this moment, he was still holding a tortoise in his hand and was taking samples. He instinctively lifted up the tortoise and hit Arthur hard on the head with the hard tortoise shell. Arthur, equally shocked, was pushed back into the water.

Orm: As long as I push fast enough, even if I don't see him.

However, are nursing homes so easy to fool?It worked so hard to let the little fish and the turtle go to seduce it.How can I let go of the fish I personally caught, and immediately sent out the task of catching leaks, and You Qi called Poseidon frantically for a while.Poseidon had long wanted to fish Atlantis from the bottom of the sea. Hearing the news, he immediately took action and drove the sea to trap Arthur and his wife. He took it happily and walked to the dean's office.

He also counted on being able to persuade Xiaobut to agree to his plan of fishing for one country.Besides, after all, isn't Atlantis under his protection?I have to say something like "The times have changed" and "God also respects the freedom of believers." Anyway, Poseidon does not accept this.

"..." Aum stood on the boat, holding a young leatherback turtle tightly, his whole body was like a stone sculpture.

why why? ?Obviously, Batman has already entrusted Batman to explain to Arthur that this is a "fake death plan". Why does this guy usually have a silly head, but at such a critical moment, he suddenly becomes clever? ?

…………

In the dean's office.

Aum pointed at his brother and scolded: "What are you doing, I don't usually see how smart you are, so why don't you be stupid when you should be stupid."

But he, Lin, had a headache from the quarrel, and couldn't help but look up when he heard this sentence: "You entered the hospital earlier than your brother. If you want to say stupid, you are the first to come in, right?"

Aum: "..."

Poseidon stood beside Dantalin, only focused on slandering: "Dean, look, the royal family of Atlantis is here, let me pull Atlantis up!"

"What nonsense are you talking about? It seems to scare the Neptune couple. I don't know, I thought you were going to massacre the city." But Talin gave Poseidon a reproachful look.

After Atlantis sank to the bottom of the sea, many of its people had genetic mutations.They gained the ability to survive in the ocean, but at the same time, as a price, apart from the royal family, ordinary people also lost the ability to leave the ocean. If they left the water, they would die instantly and turn into a puddle of water.

Trench country is a special case. Genes do not evolve like other people in the country, but degenerate. This is a blessing, otherwise they were driven ashore by the Cthulhu crystal nucleus, and they might have escaped death.But now after receiving treatment, they have restored the genes of Atlantis before it sank into the sea, and also retained some of the hydrophilic genes, making them "sea and land amphibious".

But Talin showed a kind smile at the bewildered Haiwang couple: "Don't listen to what he said to be so scary, the courtyard never forces people. Of course, to be honest, from a selfish point of view, as the dean , I definitely hope that you will be willing to let Atlantis enter the hospital."

"It's not without benefits. I know that after Atlantis sank into the sea, the people of the non-royal family lost the ability to walk freely on land. But when you first came ashore, you must have also seen the present situation in Trench Country. Besides, with the conditions of our academy, it is completely possible for the people of Atlantis to regain the ability to walk freely on land."

Both Arthur and Mela were stunned, especially Mela.She knew very well what this condition was equivalent to for Atlantis.

"What about the conditions?" Mela didn't think this matter would be free, "You said you were admitted to the hospital, what do you want us to do?"

But Talin realized that there was room for discussion on this matter, and he immediately beamed with joy: "Actually, it's nothing. Originally, your Atlantis was connected to the sea area in the courtyard. If you are willing to enter the courtyard, then the people After regaining the ability to land, they will engage in mariculture, or help breed endangered marine protected animals. These are the jobs in the sea area. Of course, if they are willing to go ashore to work, that is also possible, anyway, free Well, the job options in our courtyard are also very rich. As for Atlantis... you can pull it up if you want, it doesn’t matter if you don’t."

There is nothing to develop in Atlantis City, why not use it as a staff dormitory for the Atlantis people, and save him the trouble of re-opening the land.

Mela and Arthur looked at each other subconsciously, and there was some surprise and suspicion in her eyes that she couldn't believe easily.To be honest, the condition proposed by Talin had almost no impact on the lives of the Atlanteans. It could even be said that it opened a new door and greatly enriched the lives of the people.To put it a bit bigger, it is to give the people of Atlantis "freedom".

"Let's think again, think again..." Arthur murmured.

The decision was too big for him to make in one go.

But Talin said very clearly: "What do you need to consider? You have already entered the hospital. Now it is the people of Atlantis who have to choose whether to enter the hospital. They should consider it themselves. In order to give They have room for it. I will let the senior employee Hermes go on a mission, and I will not mention the affairs in the courtyard. I will only say that with my own power, I can make such a deal with Atlantis, and then I will tell you the advantages and disadvantages. It's clear, if they are willing, they will be admitted to the hospital."

But he was calm on Lin's face, and felt a sense of relief in his heart.

Let Hermes go on an envoy, tsk tsk tsk, this was the right that only Zeus had when Mount Olympus was still glorious.This is the first time he has given an order in a serious manner, but he feels quite swollen...

Ha ha!The swollen little dean laughed twice in his heart, secretly crossed his hips, and thought even more swollen: Now, even if he sends Zeus as an envoy, it is also possible!

Poseidon: "..."

Poseidon tugged Dan Talin, and whispered: "Dean, Dean, please keep your expression on your face, your smile is too wild..."

·

With the attractive conditions of regaining freedom, Hermes successfully brought back good news a few days later: "Atlantis unanimously agreed to enter the hospital, the only disagreement is whether to take Asia or not." Atlantis pulled up from the bottom of the sea."

Most people don't want to pull.On the one hand, from generation to generation, they already like living on the bottom of the sea. Although they must regain their freedom, they are still used to living on the bottom of the sea when they really settle down.On the other hand, they also feel that good things come first, and the lessons of the past cannot be forgotten.Choosing to leave Atlantis at the bottom of the sea is a kind of memory of past mistakes. Take this as a lesson, remind them all the time, and maintain awe.

Hermes: "I have already brought a group of new employees ashore. After all, the manpower for treatment is limited, so we should take turns to come here in batches. This part comes first, because I hope to be able to work on land in the future, so bring them first. Coming up is also an early adaptation to the new environment.”

But he, Lin Dawei, was delighted: "Actually, after Haigou Country entered the hospital, I have been preparing for it. The seafood side can open up a separate supermarket next to the farmer's supermarket. These new employees who are willing to work on land just happen to can fill the void."

In fact, he even asked someone to decorate the new store, but he kept it from Aum, for fear that Aum would be so angry when he found out...

The treatment took only half a day, and the new employees got to know and adapt to the hospital for about three days before officially starting work.The news of the Seafood Supermarket's strong landing in Ghostbusters Commercial Street spread quickly, making many housewives/husbands ecstatic, and also caused confusion among young fans:

【... To be honest, I have gradually forgotten what the original job of a ghost hunter is...】

[After the farmer's supermarket, there was a seafood supermarket. My mother celebrated her birthday before, and I bought her a bottle of Ghostbusters perfume as a present for her. Her first reaction was: What?Isn't the ghost hunter a vegetable seller? Does he also sell perfume? 】

[Today is also a day of exhaustion for the ghost hunters. The business interests of the ghost hunters are really... good and bad. 】

[I can’t say that, I think this can also show the character of ghost hunters, that is, treat all professions equally]

[...Thinking about it this way, ghost hunters actually have quite different personalities. Some are engaged in high-end luxury goods such as perfume and jewelry, and some sell vegetables and fish...]

[What do you mean, is this complaint about the fact that the fish in the seafood supermarket is not tasty, or the shrimp is not tender enough? ? 】

[Eat it, eat it! !Let's talk! ! 】

【Then if the master sees the comments and thinks that the industry chain is really lowered and the supermarket is closed...】

【…】

【………】

[Seafood supermarket is good! ! ! !Convenience to the public! !How many people's tongue desires have been satisfied! ! 】

【right!fragrant! 】

[Don't say anything, okay! 】

【Hey, that's why, when will the master reconcile us to Gotham...】

"Look, this is what everyone expects." But Talin pointed to the comment that urged Gotham, and said to Tim, "How is the situation with Bruce? When will the clown be in the hospital?"

Tim: "..."

After entering the hospital, his outlook on life had to be refreshed by the little principal almost every three days.

Tim twitched the corners of his mouth, unable to smile: "Dean, what do you expect him to be admitted to the hospital for?"

Does the Joker have any special talents?Tim can't figure it out.Could it be that he was going to do acrobatics in the amusement park?

But Lin hehe smiled, seeing Bruce on the side also raised his head, looked at himself, and said shyly, "I have such immature thoughts..."

Bruce: "..."

Every time I hear the little dean say this, it must be something bad.

But Lin rubbed his hands: "Why haven't you officially opened the commercial street into Gotham? On the one hand, there is indeed a reason for worrying about losses. On the other hand, I think that the citizens of Gotham are all battle-hardened." Ordinary haunted houses can't scare them easily, right? We need to be ruthless."

But Talin spoke out his brilliant idea: "For example, when you enter the door and see Arkham, is it thrilling or exciting?"

Bruce: "..."

Tim: "..."

But he was gearing up: "I started thinking about this idea the day Penguin entered the hospital! I think it's very good! This is called 'adjusting measures to local conditions', and it can be regarded as a feature of Gotham. By then, this will also be considered Gotham It’s a landmark attraction! Maybe there will be foreigners who come to Gotham specially to experience the characteristics of this place. It’s unique, isn’t it?”

Bruce: "..."

Tim: "..."

This feature, indeed, only the courtyard can afford this risk.

Tim wanted to speak, but he opened his mouth dryly a few times, but still closed it: "..."

Unable to speak, his brain was temporarily blank.

Bruce said calmly: "I read Bruce's information. The clowns of this world have 'dionysus factor', this green liquid metal—"

"Bacchus?" But he was at a loss, "What does this have to do with Dionysus?"

Bruce: "..."

...I really don't know if it has anything to do with it...

But Lin scratched his head and looked at Tim: "No matter what the reason is, anyway, if you get into the hospital, you will be sent to the prison for eternal life. It doesn't matter whether you die or not. The key is..."

You have to enter the hospital!

The little dean wrote the urging on his face.

Tim: "...Understood, Bruce has located the traces of the clown. Harley Quinn, Bane, and Double-Face are all with him, so even though many asylums were withdrawn, they still hid for a while. According to Bruce According to the plan, if there is no accident, they will be admitted to the hospital tonight."

But his eyes widened: "Really? That's great—there can't be any accidents. Wait a minute, I'll make a few calls."

"..." Tim watched Dantarin call Apollo, Ares, and Athena again, and added three more people to the list of abandoned people.

This is not enough, but Talin hesitated for a moment, then scratched another number, muttering: "Just to be on the safe side, I will also add it here... crooked, Dione? Yes, it's me. No, no, it's not wine." Not enough, it’s like this, I have a small favor I want to ask you to do..."

Bruce: "..."

Tim: "..."

The Batman who can dispatch this universe, plus the four gods, the clown enters the hospital this wave, it is not a loss...

·

"Pudin! Pudding, are you okay?" Harley Quinn once again narrowly supported the clown who was wrestling on the flat ground, with a trace of doubt in her eyes besides worry.

It's so strange, isn't Mr. J too unlucky these days?He fell on the ground when he walked, a vase fell from the sky, he could sit on broken glass wherever he sat, even if he was standing still, a car would crash into him from time to time, bird droppings would fall from the sky... at last The frightening thing is that they tried to carry out a plan against Batman several times. They worked hard to bury a dozen bombs, but in the end all of them misfired. The only one that survived exploded in the hands of the clown, killing the clown's arm. Halfway through.

The Joker also instinctively felt something was wrong. He suspected that someone was targeting him, but it was okay. With his ability, even facing all the bad luck sent by God, it was enough for him to drag Batman to hell together——

"Crack it."

clown:"……"

"What's the matter?" Bain was quite impatient.He wanted to dismantle the gang, not because he suspected, what kind of plan did the clown come up with recently, did he want to show his stupidity first and lower the enemy's vigilance, or did he really lose his mind?

Clown: "A sprained ankle—cough cough cough cough!"

Accidentally choked on saliva while speaking, the clown coughed so hard that he could hardly breathe, his eyes almost rolled out.

Baine: "..."

Damn, he was horrified again, looked at the clown in surprise, and moved away almost imperceptibly.

This is too fucking evil, what's going on?Could this person be a fake clown?

Just as he was thinking about how to escape, a cold gaze came. Baine raised his head instinctively, and met the dark knight crouching next to the gargoyle on the roof under the dark night.

Bane tensed his muscles instantly, hesitating for a second between fighting or fleeing, before he had time to make a decision, he suddenly felt his back wet.

The potion pot, which had never had any problems, suddenly burst for no reason!

Bain was stunned, his previously intelligent brain suddenly went blank, as if the machine had been stuck.Before he had time to think, he turned around abruptly and wanted to retreat, and with just one step, he experienced the experience of the clowns he had witnessed these days—his left foot tripped over his right foot, and he fell face down with a heavy load, The stone protruding from the puddle stunned him.

Damian lurking in another corner, ready to attack at any time: "..."

Are you serious? ?

what the hell? ?

Harley Quinn and Two-Faced Man also reacted. Considering that there was still a coughing clown, Harley Quinn grabbed the clown's arm: "Quick—ah!"

As if in some funny mime, at this moment, Harley Quinn, Two-Face, and the Clown all fell on the same level, and just fell down without a sound.

Ye Yi also: "..."

Are you serious? ?

what the hell? ?

Even Bruce, who knew the truth, couldn't help being silent for a moment before jumping off the roof, guarding until the three of them were tied tightly.

Damian came out of hiding, wiped his face, and said violently: "What's going on, is this a fucking clown? Is it Bane?? It's fake."

Ye Yi also stared at the four people who were tied up like dead pigs on the ground, his mind was speechless for a moment, and then he thought: ... This is probably the most disreputable way for a clown to be admitted to the hospital.

Don't say anything, just put some wax on it.

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When the clown and others were admitted to the hospital, Tim was also waiting in the dean's office, mainly to see the expressions of the clown and others when they learned that they were about to be exhibited as ghosts in the haunted house.Killing people to punish their hearts, the little dean has no heart himself, but he is very good at stabbing other people's hearts.

Bruce doesn't quite agree with this method, mainly because he thinks that letting the clown leave the nursing home or return to Gotham, isn't it the same as before?In case something happens to the sanatorium—

Dan Talin: "What do you mean you? What is an accident in a nursing home? How can something happen to a nursing home if I'm fine? Are you cursing me?"

He was also depressed for a while about this matter.It is to know that after death, you cannot be reincarnated, but become an eternal demon god—so where is the demon god?It is clearly a social animal.Eternal social animals.

Bruce: "..."

Bruce: "Just in case—"

Dan Talin: "The sanatorium was built by Jehovah, and if something happens, God is gone. If God is gone, can the universe still exist? The universe is gone, so why do you think about it?"

Bruce: "..."

Bruce: "No."

Jason heard it from behind and wanted to jump out and kick Bruce away.Fuck you just in case, he just wants to embarrass the clown now, it's a little bit of relief, not to kill people or let the spirit be suppressed?

To put it in a high-sounding way, how much fear and harm the clown has brought to Gotham, how much laughter and GDP he deserves to return to Gotham now.

He has already backed down to this point, can't he?No way, your uncle!

But Talin did not disappoint Jason in this regard: "You are the dean and I am the dean? That's it."

The clown and the others were so angry that their teeth were going to be ground. There was nothing they could do. They were given a God-produced seven-virtue watch, and then sent to train service spirits.

Jason was happy. When the clown and others were yelled "customer is God" by the professor in the training class, he stood at the door and looked at it with a sneer. The more twisted the expressions of the clown and the others, the happier he was.

Should!That's right!

Three days later, the clown was still able to hold on, but the two-faced man couldn't take it anymore, so he came to the office to look for Dan Talin: "I am willing to make amends. I can help put Arkham in, just ask me to change it." Position... I don't think there are any lawyers in the court, I have experience in this field, and I used to be the District Attorney of Gotham City..."

The author has something to say: Two-faced people: they are not birds in the same forest, of course they have to fly separately when disaster strikes

Two-faced man: the dean looks at me, I have special skills