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When Poseidon received the invitation to be admitted to the hospital, the whole god was shocked and pleasantly surprised, even a little unbelievable.

To be honest, it has been such a long time, and he saw the people he didn't deal with enter the hospital one by one, and he couldn't get his turn, so he didn't have any hope. Unexpectedly, he still missed him after all...

"You're thinking too much. If you weren't in charge of marine life, Athena and Apollo would be enough?" But Talin twitched the corners of his mouth, very disgusted and firmly embraced Posei with a moving face. Dong firmly pushed away.

Bruce is still there, what are you talking about, how can the dean's sex at night be guaranteed?

Poseidon's smiling face froze, and he continued incredulously: "...Xiao Dan, what do you want to use my sea tribe army for? Whether it is attacking the land or invading the underworld, I will definitely stand by your side."

But he Lin Youyou said: "I want to send your sea clan army to the farmer's market..."

Poseidon: "..."

Poseidon: "This joke is terrible...haha."

His sea clan army includes not only the edible sea fish that Dantalin refers to, but also sea warriors, his many children and so on.Is it okay to send it to the farmer's supermarket?

But Talin gave Poseidon a strange look: "Who is joking with you? Both the fish seller and the one being sold are fine."

At that time, if there are sea fighters admitted to the hospital, he will assign them to fish farming and fishing, and then work as salesmen in the seafood area opened by the farmer's supermarket...

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Poseidon also went into the hospital for a moment of excitement, and when he really started to work, he would die.

But what job did Talin assign him?He looks like a god of the sea and is in charge of raising fish. Is this appropriate? ?

Poseidon struck up a conversation with a widow who happened to pass by, and spoke angrily in the middle of the conversation.

The widow's originally smiling expression changed, and she squinted at him: "Hmph, if you don't want to, then change jobs with Xiaosha..."

The beauty is not happy, but she is still beautiful. Poseidon felt itchy in his heart when he saw this, and subconsciously said, "Who is the little killer? What does he do?"

Widow: "Killer Crocodile, the pond owner of our yard, is doing fish pond management."

Although they are both in charge of fish, one in fresh water and one in salt water, the jurisdiction of this job is very different. Poseidon entered the hospital, and Killer Crocodile was hit hard——he originally thought that he might be able to work hard to do it. He is a Neptune, but he never thought that his competitor, not Neptune, would directly upgrade to Poseidon...

Poseidon: "..."

The cold-faced beauty in front of her walked away with a frown. Poseidon didn't take it seriously, looked around, and quickly focused on the new target.This time, he was targeting an Amazon warrior woman.

So, why didn't everyone mention Seagod to the little dean after being in the hospital for so long?It is because this guy has never changed his nature to this day.Even Zeus has restrained himself, he is still the old school.It is also because of this that Demeter and other goddesses who have had unhappiness with Zeus have a less bad attitude towards Zeus, which is purely set off by Poseidon.

Poseidon didn't have any counts yet, he felt noble, and flirted around, and within a long time he was collectively reported by the staff, Hades and Zeus personally suppressed him, and sent him to the dean's room.

But Talin looked at the joint report letter and hissed.

Most of the outsiders in the courtyard are of extraordinary appearance, and they are related to each other.Poseidon's flirting seemed to have harassed three or four employees, but in reality, it almost offended all the outsiders in the nursery.

Take, for example, the Amazons.The other party wants to protest, can Paradise Island help?Can Wonder Woman help?Will the Justice League help?The Amazon queen has spoken out, can Zeus be distracted and help?Will Zeus help?Wonder Woman is also the half daughter of Zeus!And especially like Athena, who was sheltered by Athena...

But he Lin put down the report letter that almost carried the signatures of all the foreign employees, and sighed: "You are really... the sentence of labor reform is not bad."

But Talin hadn't specifically punished employees for a long time. This time, he brought out the method of mixing manure again, and punished Poseidon to go to the Ministry of Agriculture to compost after completing the work of the Ministry of Navigation, and he was not allowed to wear masks.

It's been a long history, and the manure-mixing effect of the little dean has finally reappeared...

The employees breathed a sigh of relief, and felt relieved to see Poseidon's unlucky appearance, but Poseidon's life is not easy.Whether it's composting or marine farming, which one doesn't smell?The smell of fish, the smell of dung, he is a majestic sea god, how can he do such a job?

Gritting his teeth, Poseidon approached Zeus: "What on earth are you thinking? I see that you help Dantalin every day, don't you feel unwilling?"

Zeus was playing a game, and when Poseidon approached, he almost vomited: "I don't know if you want to be willing or not, but you stink anyway."

He was also a colleague who fought Longshan with Apollo, and Zeus also had a bit of Apollo's viciousness when he hurt people.

Poseidon was furious, but had to restrain himself, gritted his teeth and continued: "Didn't you ever think about holding Dantalin in the palm of your hand..." He lavishly praised the mighty God King of the past And nostalgia, and feeling deeply saddened by the current situation of Zeus being controlled by others, looked forward to the ambition of the brothers to join hands to divide the divine power of the sanatorium, and the motivation is not weak.

Zeus was shaken for a moment, and thousands of thoughts quickly flew through his mind: The thing is such a thing, it sounds easy, but can they do it?

Among other things, Hades will definitely not let them do this, and the remaining gods will definitely not be enemies with Xiaodan for him and Poseidon.What's more, the rules of the nursing home are generally only deliberately indulged before the employees sign the labor reform, and the purpose is to catch fish...

Most importantly, will Ares choose to be with him?He is still waiting for Ares to take him to the rank!

Zeus fell into deep thought for a while, thought carefully, and then said to Poseidon earnestly: "At this time and at that time, those who know the current affairs should recognize the present. Go to your dung!"

After speaking, he bowed his head and continued the game.

He made an appointment with Ares, and if he advances to the rank, Ares will take him to fly at a fixed live broadcast time!

Poseidon was so angry that his eyes were about to squirt: "...you, you will regret it!"

After the harsh words, Poseidon left in a huff, turned around and went to Apollo, who he thought was in the same situation, and told the big plan he was brewing again.

Apollo listened carefully, making Poseidon feel hopeful, so he spoke dryly, and finally asked impatiently, "What do you think?"

"Well, it's like this..." Apollo said slowly, "I am your boss now... The Navigation Department is managed by me and Athena. You are a low-level employee, and you said in front of your boss that you want to If you make trouble, you will get a share of the boss's pie...don't you think...?"

For the latter words, Apollo expressed it with eyes that looked at the mentally retarded.

After losing Poseidon, but Apollo is not yet finished, he lowered his head and took out the communicator: "I want to sue—"

"Oh, tell the little dean?" Poseidon sneered, without fear, "He has already punished me, nothing more than mixing manure and raising fish, and there is no punishment in this courtyard, how can he punish me?"

"..." Apollo continued to finish speaking, "I sue the old dean."

Poseidon: "——?!" He opened his eyes suddenly, "You fucking?!"

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But he, Lin, did not expect that after so many years, one day the old dean would take the initiative to contact him.When he received the text message, but Lin was still relying on Bruce to make flirtatious words, he casually touched the communicator and almost smashed the communicator: "Dean, the dean said he would come to visit!"

He couldn't help swallowing his saliva, his charming thoughts dissipated, and he stammered: "Then, you have to sign an employment contract when you enter the hospital, what's the matter?"

He is not the self who knew nothing before. Now he knows that Zeus, Apollo, etc. are the real Olympian gods. Who is the old director of the orphanage named Jehovah? This identity is almost clear at a glance.

He is not very advocating Greek mythology, but he has awe of God.

Not only that, but the old dean was the one who rescued him from the desperate situation that almost starved to death.It is no exaggeration to say that in the heart of Dan Talin, who was only six years old at the time, the old dean introduced himself as Jehovah, and he really believed that the one who saved him was the all-knowing, omnipotent and benevolent God.

Take a look now...

But Talin: "Ahem cough cough!! It's over, Bruce, what should I do, I remember that there seems to be something against homosexuality in the Bible..." He first thought for a while how to hide this matter, and then under Bruce's raised eyebrows watching the show, , made up his mind with a heavy face, and threw himself on Bruce, "I don't care, if we are set on fire, then we will be fateful mandarin ducks together."

But he rubbed his head against Bruce's strong and bulging chest muscles, as if he had a deep-rooted look, like a little milk dog having fun.

Bruce looked down at Lin Yan, but he relaxed a little from his scruples and guard against this "old dean".

Seeing the little dean like this, isn't it too scary?There is also mood rip off.

But his Lin expression was mournful, but his hand had already walked around Bruce in a ghostly manner, and touched back covetously: "Before I am sent to the fire, I only have one request...I want to be on it once!"

Bruce: "..."

He slowly stretched out his hand and grabbed Dantarin's paw, and slowly but irresistibly pulled it away, borrowing Dantalin's usual tone: "How can you have the heart to let the dean get on fire. God teaches temperance in the world, dean, baptism Get some sleep."

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Because of the visiting letter from the old dean and his excessive performance, he was forced to live a few days of asceticism. When the old dean really entered the hospital, he looked at the old dean with sad eyes .

Yahweh didn't ask what happened to Dantalin, but just watched him gradually laugh.

The old dean still had the old wise and tolerant appearance, wearing a white robe.He didn't come alone. He was followed by seven white six-winged angels and six black six-winged demons. No need to introduce them, everyone knew who they were.Aziraphale and Crowley, who were far away in the trusteeship center, couldn't help looking sideways at the direction where the power of holiness and power of corruption were bubbling, and they didn't dare to approach casually despite being astonished.

This power is much stronger than the Michael and Beelzebub they have come into contact with. The only possibility is the coming of the original god who is higher than their world.They are not in the mood to show their faces in front of such an existence. Their current life is so comfortable, and they have no plans to go further, and they are quite content with the status quo.

But Talin pulled Bruce's hand very cautiously before the Lord.Seeing that God didn’t react too much, he was bold enough to have a closet with Jehovah: “This, this is my boyfriend.”

He's not a top-notch either, mainly because the Greek gods who don't care about men and women and have chaotic relationships were all saved by God, but he thinks that God should have a high tolerance for this aspect...

The Lord said to Bruce kindly, "I wish you happiness."

God's word is the truth, including the spirit of words, once said, it can be regarded as completely binding Bruce and Dan Talin together.This behavior is probably like the son suddenly brought a man home, saying that this is my boyfriend, and the parents said to this boyfriend, if this is the case, you will never want to be separated from my child for the rest of your life...

Bruce: "..."

How should I put it, it seems that I suddenly saw the shadow of the little dean from Yahweh... No, on the contrary, it should be the shadow of Yahweh that was imprinted in the dean's behavior.

"Father was admitted to the hospital because he received a letter from Apollo saying that Poseidon had broken his promise with him. Where is Poseidon?" The leading angel spoke on his behalf, "Father prepared a gift for him. "

But Ta Lin didn't react for a while: "Huh? He broke his promise and gave him a gift instead?"

"Father is merciful." The angel lowered his eyes and took out a... watch that exuded holy radiance from his pocket.

"Loyalty, hope, generosity, justice, tenacity, temperance, frugality, the precepts of the seven virtues bestowed on him by his father, I hope he will abide by them." The angel said with a righteous face.

The demon Mammon, who symbolizes greed, stretched his neck, looked at the watch and salivated, "This watch is not bad, isn't it, G's new model..."

The author has something to say: Mammon: Thank you so much!

Poseidon: ...I can fuck you! !