top superhero nursing home

"One final confirmation, but he Mr. Lin, are you sure you want to sell Universe Island?" The middle-aged bald lawyer sullenly said, "According to the title deed, this private island covers an area of ​​55 square kilometers, including the Universe Sanatorium. With an estimated value of nearly ten million buildings and facilities, this is a considerable legacy.”

As the lawyer spoke, he looked at the employer in front of him without any trace.

The young man was dressed in fashion, with curly hair, dyed gray and white in a trendy color, with simple ornaments dotted on his body inadvertently, and he looked soft and harmless sitting on a chair.

Such an exquisite handsome guy should be pleasing to the eye anywhere, but it can't compare to the hall of the cosmic sanatorium they are currently in, which has been abandoned for many years and is dilapidated and dilapidated.Especially beside them was a round-headed and round-brained robot, with red lights on both eyes, staring at them in a daze.It is said that it is a medical robot left over from a nursing home, but coupled with the dilapidated and gloomy hall, it looks like a killing machine, and even the stains on the floor and walls look like blood.

But Talin pushed the signed agency contract to the lawyer: "Thank you very much, I hope you can help me realize it as soon as possible."

If you realize it, you will have money for your retirement...you can sit and eat!But Lin Huai held his good expectations for the future, touched his empty pockets, and began to worry about how he would get his lunch.

For him, this inheritance from Uncle Filson, whom he had never heard of, was simply pie from heaven.He had just terminated the contract with the entertainment company, and he was in a period of loss of assets and didn't know what to do in the future. He never expected to encounter such a great thing of sending money to his door.

One second, he was still worrying about having no money to eat, and the next second, he owned an entire private island comparable to the size of California Disneyland.However, it is impossible to let him run the business. He doesn't have that ability, so it's better to resell it directly.

"It will take some time to deal with such a large-scale asset..." The lawyer who is afraid of ghosts glanced around vigilantly again, finally took out a pen, and was about to sign when he saw the gray notice board behind the employer's head, suddenly It flickered a few times miraculously, and a string of blood-red characters lit up:

[Room A001 has been checked in.Sick number: the richest man in New York, cause of disease: total body annihilation, please diagnose and treat as soon as possible. 】

"???" But before Lin Lin had time to be surprised, the bald lawyer opposite jumped up from his chair.

Wow, this place is really wrong!When he and his employer came in, they obviously went to turn off the switch together!

The lawyer was so frightened that he never forgot to snatch the contract: "Don't you say that this island is okay? We both turned off the switch just now! How could this light be on!? Want to use Ghost Island to cheat money? I will send the news to you. Spread the word and no one will do your business!"

"Oh, it's not..." But he watched the middle-aged fat lawyer rushing out of the hall like a whirlwind, and he, a guy in his twenties, couldn't catch up, so he could only watch helplessly. With a vigorous speed that doesn't fit the figure, he jumped onto the commercial vehicle parked outside the nursing home, and drove to the distance at a drifting speed, raising a large cloud of dust.

... simply inexplicable!

But Lin wanted to catch up but couldn't, so he brushed off his little curly hair, turned back to the hall depressedly, and took out a bottle of anti-wolf spray from his suitcase in the corner.

The lawyer ran away and returned, and the island should be sold or it must be sold.But before that, he had to figure out what was going on with this sign and A001.

He had anti-wolf spray in hand, but he was still a little timid. He scanned the hall, but couldn't find any weapons that looked useful, so he had to persecute the medical robot that was spinning around in vain, holding down the robot's round head, and pushing it in front of him shield.

There is a separate switch behind the sign, which is separate from the public power supply line. But Talin and the others didn't know it before, and it was not turned off. No wonder the light can be turned on.

With a scientific explanation as a base, Lin suddenly gained confidence and stood up from behind the short, round-headed robot: "Take me to A001."

What did the notice board say just now that the patient had an illness and his whole body was annihilated?Isn't this dead? It's a ghost!

He followed the robot cautiously through the empty ruin hall, narrow and gloomy corridors, and stepped on the creaking wooden stairs, his hair bristling.

Not to mention, this sanatorium looks really suitable for "curing a ghost".

But the place is still huge.But Talin counted roughly, the sanatorium has about five floors, and the corridor he walked alone has at least thirty rooms on the first floor. If it can be refurbished, it must be quite grand.

"Ward A001, arrive." The robot stopped in front of the innermost room door on the top floor, and opened the moss-covered wooden door of the ward without waiting for Dan Talin to speak.

"@#￥%&, the new dean is finally here!"

Unexpectedly, there was more than one patient in the ward.When two strong men in uniform hospital gowns and covering their faces saw someone coming in, they both cursed bitterly, jumped off the hospital bed impatiently, and rushed to the changing cubicle.

"Damn it, I came in first!"

"Fuck you, I've been lying in this hospital bed for more than 30 years! This crappy hospital can only be run by the director, and my pillow is almost worn out every day waiting in this crappy ward!"

The aggressive patients changed back into their clothes one after another, resembling high-end cosplayers who were preparing to release a comic exhibition, and one of them even carried a huge knife and a pirate hat.But before Talin had time to panic, he was horrified to see two little red hearts popping out from the top of their heads strangely. They were chubby and chubby, and shrouded in a circle of cupid-like light, completely destroying their vicious look. aura.

"What are you looking at! It's not all your fault that you didn't take over until now!" The chubby little heart on the head of the pirate hat viciously knocked off Dan Talin's shoulder, and strode out of the ward.The man in military uniform hurried out after him in a hurry.

It wasn't until the two of them passed the corner that he was restarted by the vibration of his mobile phone.He took out his phone and looked:

[The captain of room A001 has been cured, and the hospitalization fee is 6000$. 】

[The colonel in room A001 has been cured, and the hospitalization fee is 9000$. 】

The bank account was credited with [-] US dollars simultaneously, and the information was sent along with it.

But Talin: "..."

But Talin: "!!"

Everyone said that opening a hospital makes money, but he never thought he could make so much money!As for what he thought before, "Where did the patient come from" and "Is it haunted?" Talin doesn't care about these anymore.

Whether he is a man or a ghost! !This will be his food expenses for the next few months!

Qian Zhuang is timid, he has been hungry all day, but he Lin burst into tears: "Are they also patients? But they don't look like 'whole body annihilation'...and they said 'more than 30 years', they are the original hospital The patients admitted by the chief...sick ghosts!"

Being able to stay in this ward for 30 years is a mystery.

But Talin took a look at the ward. The floor was dirty and the walls were old. There were three beds squeezed into a ten-square-meter room, plus a nurse's station.But Talin suddenly felt that the [-] in the account was heavy, full of fraud, and his conscience was condemned unprecedentedly...

He looked at the empty hospital bed, and saw that there was still a handful of black ash on the pillow.The [-] dollars in the account drove him forward, he dusted his guilty conscience, and muttered to himself, "Why is there still ashes?"

Medical robot: "..."

The medical robot beeped twice: "Patient: The richest man in New York. The cause of the disease has changed: the whole body is annihilated, and the body is divided into five horses."

The ashes dusted off by Dantalin: "..."

But Talin: "..."

But Lin was extremely shocked. He never expected that a patient would be murdered under his nose: "What the hell?! Didn't see anyone!"

How can it be divided into five horses? !

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Tony Stark, AKA Iron Man.

Even the most famous superheroes have thought on certain nights that one day when they die, their souls will be picked up by angels or sent to hell.

As the largest arms dealer ever, a pessimist, Tony never hesitated to imagine the worst, but none of them could make him so confused as now.

Am I fucking a handful of ashes now? !Tony huddled under the quilt calmly, hiding the part of himself that hadn't been dusted off.

But Ta Lin and the medical robot chattered for a while, realizing his mistake with trepidation, and bowed to Hui Hui who was running away on the hospital bed: "I'm sorry, me, it's my first day as the dean."

If he hadn't miscalculated, he might, should have just brushed off his head just now!Isn't rounding off five horses dividing corpses?

But he was embarrassed, and according to the robot's instructions, he touched the "automatically capture escaped patients" button beside the hospital bed, and retrieved the victim's bruised and ashesed head.

As for why the patient "runs away", why there is a button to capture the escaped patient-but Tahlin refuses to think about this issue.

Tony cautiously sent a speck of dust to roll out of the bed to monitor the situation, and saw the rather cute gray curly dean asking the round-headed robot with a sad face: "He's already like this, how can he be treated!"

Round-headed robot: "Established: bodybuilder body sculpting ward, curable: full-body annihilation."

But he, Lin Zai, was shocked that this could be cured, and hesitated for a while between complaining about the bodybuilder and what the hell, and chose to skip this question. After all, who can say for sure about ghosts: "Then, this bodybuilder... what, How much does it cost?" More importantly, "How much is left in the hospital account?"

Round-headed robot: "Establish: bodybuilding ward, basic fee: 30000$, cure rate: 50%. Hospital account (linked to the personal account of the dean): 15000$."

But Talin almost couldn't catch his breath: "What does 50% mean... Wait, let me talk about why the hospital makes so much money, but there is no penny in the account??"

But he couldn't laugh anymore—wasn't 15000$ the money he just received!

The round-headed robot fell into a weird silence, and looked at him with red eyes, as if implying: why, you know...

Earn more, spend more!

But Talin: "... Then what did you say about 50%?"

Robot: "Increasing the cure rate requires increasing the level of the instrument."

But Talin almost realized this routine: "Just tell me, how much does it cost to be 100% cured?"

Robot: "50000$"

But Ta Lin said that he had never had so much money in his pocket in his life.

The robot solved the problems of the poor dean in time: "You can choose to send the patient back."

"He sent it back like this...?" But he couldn't bear to see that the ashes that had been hiding in the quilt rushed out anxiously.

The robot switched a track, and the sad female voice said softly: "Maybe it will be scattered in the corner of the world with the wind."

Tony: "..."

great.Me, Tony Stark, Iron Man.Living in a three-person public ward, because a mere [-] US dollars can't cure the disease, and you have to be sent home?

...Wayne from Gotham next door would fall out of bed laughing in the middle of the night!

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Tony was lucky. The dean he met this time was Dan Talin, who had a soft heart and an excessive sense of responsibility.If he meets the former dean like the two patients before, it is estimated that after he is discharged from the hospital, he can become the second in the US team.

But Talin felt that Mr. Ashes was also very pitiful.

Now that you have decided to help it, of course you can't rush to sell the island.His strong adaptability has played a positive role, and he has followed the robot to patrol the entire nursing home.Unfortunately, there is no third leftover patient. If you want to save 50000$, you still have to earn it steadily.

Adhering to the belief of doing one's work and loving one's work, Lin asked about the general situation of the robot sanatorium, and he had a pretty good idea.What he has to do at this stage is to clean up the nursing home as soon as possible, and then open it to welcome guests.As long as the nursing home can admit patients, according to the current charging standard, [-] US dollars should not be a problem.

That is, to admit patients, first of all, they have to clean up, which requires hiring some handymen; secondly, Dan Talin doesn't know how to see a doctor at all, so doctors and nurses have to be hired separately.Adding these two items together will cost a lot of money, a mere [-] U.S. dollars, which is simply unaffordable.

The employment fees of doctors and nurses cannot be saved, so we can only work hard on handymen.But even if Lin Youxin undertakes all the cleaning tasks alone, the sanatorium has five floors up and down, with more than 30 rooms on each floor, and he can't clean it all at once.

While worrying, the phone on his waist vibrated again.

But Lin found out and saw that he was a former manager.

Hunter sounded a little distressed: "How is it? Have you found a place to live? I told you that if you can't find it, you can come to live at my house."

But he Lin laughed: "I don't—you just want to trick me into looking after the house for you! Thank you, I found a place to live, and the conditions are very good." But he Lin happily inspected the dean's office he found, the side door Once opened, there is also a spacious bedroom, "How about the captain?"

Before the contract was terminated, Dan Talin was once the face value of a young band.Now, except for him, everyone else in the band has succeeded in solo, only he has not been able to make it out, and his contract was terminated.

Hunter: "Evil. The same. However, your captain has recently accepted a new movie about ghosts - their crew is looking for a famous haunted house to stay for a few days, experience the atmosphere, and get into the movie." Hunter sighed , "But I haven't found a suitable one. If it's too vicious, I definitely can't go. If it's not too vicious, it's either because the secrecy is not strong, or it's not enough 'haunted house'... The director specially allocated [-] US dollars to find a suitable haunted house. It's never been right."

But Talin: "...!!"

Thirty thousand dollars...!

But Lin Lin raised his head excitedly, just in time to meet the faint and resentful ghost floating outside the window.

Haunted house... Could there be a more genuine haunted house than this nursing home?

"??" Seeing that he didn't scare anyone, the ghost unbelievingly leaned against the window, his dantian sank, and he yelled at the new dean, "Woo... woo..."

Its efforts are doomed to no good results.The new dean looked at it, not only did not show any fear, but even beamed with joy.

Thirty thousand, plus the fifteen thousand in the account, is five thousand short, and he can build a body shaping room for Mr. Ashes!And there are so many people in the production team, and each person is given a broom, are you afraid that the nursing home will not be cleaned properly?

When the opportunity is too late, he will not come again, but Talin immediately sent out a warm invitation: "Don't look for it, come to me!"