Master never follows a routine

"She has something on her body," the system said.

Yuan Jian frowned: "What?"

"I don't know, do you want to take a look?"

"Can you guarantee that there is no eyeliner behind her?"

Not guaranteed.

Yuan Jian propped his chin, thoughtful: "Actually, it doesn't seem to be a big deal to see Master now—forget it, it won't be too late to meet again in the future."

The system is a little anxious: "This is obviously an unexpected bug. What if there is something that should not have happened? Maybe we went there earlier..."

"Maybe he will die faster. Who do you think my master can fool him with this little trick?" Yuan Jian glanced at him: "Of course, it's just very useful. Even if the master understands, it doesn't matter. .”

"So it doesn't matter?"

Yuan Jian said softly: "Of course not, I haven't seen Master for a long time, so it's okay to go and see."

Yuan Jian thought a lot, if he were Jiang Linmu, he would definitely choose to kill himself by any means, and it would not be uncommon for him to have any ghosts on his body.

It was late at night, the wind was still blowing, and the small paper cranes were under the weight of the lush weeds, so most people couldn't see it.

The same is true for Jiang Linmu, he can only see the dark sky through the paper crane, because he is close to the grass roots that look extraordinarily long.

And the densely packed small bugs under the grass roots.

"This road is the only way to the main peak. If you want to get out of the mountain, you have to take another mountain road. That person is probably in the Tianxuanzong." Jiang Linmu frowned: "I never thought it would be so close .”

"Master, who can you think of?" Ying Lin asked.

"The method of exclusion should not be me first."

"..."

What does this make him say?

The corner of Ying Lin's mouth twitched.

Lin Feng couldn't bear it anymore: "You guys continue to watch, I'll go back to sleep first."

"Cultivators still sleep like pigs all day... Back then, the ancestors didn't eat, drink, or sleep, and the industrious and brave ways of enlightening the Dharma all day long have been defeated by you!"

Lin Feng suddenly became angry: "Are you ashamed to say? Who sleeps from dark to dawn, sleeps from dawn to dark, or even sleeps from dark to dark? Who knows how to eat all day long, and doesn't even know how to cook?" , don’t cook, don’t even wash the dishes! Don’t wash the dishes, don’t wipe the table! Don’t wipe the table, don’t even send your own dishes to the kitchen!”

Ying Lin: "..."

The two of them are really embarrassed to quarrel. One day, isn't it the one who works hard to cook, wash the dishes and collect the table?

"What's wrong! Are you unconvinced?" Jiang Linmu didn't blush at all, and his voice was even louder: "You are envious of having a fart! You can have an apprentice if you have the ability!"

Ying Lin looked at him in horror: "Life?"

Should he actually call him dad?

No, Master doesn't seem to have this function, right?

Lin Feng opened his mouth, but he was speechless. He patted Ying Lin's shoulder and sighed: "My child, I will suffer you in the future."

"No, didn't I be picked up by Master?"

"It was picked up." Lin Feng said: "At that time, Zhuo Ying asked your master to hand you over, but he refused. He was imprisoned for a long time, and he searched countless times but couldn't find you... Even I thought Your master didn't get the dragon egg at all, and I found out later that he actually hid you in the dantian!"

Ying Lin was dumbfounded.

"Damn it, at that time he suddenly retreated for a long time, I went to find him, and suddenly saw him come out with his belly outstretched, I was stunned, who is so strong can make him pregnant!"

"Really, at that time, many male cultivators thought that your master was a woman disguised as a man, and there were groups of people who came to seek Taoism."

"You can shut up!" Jiang Linmu's face was slightly drunk: "Today's Taoism is restricting, and it is not friendly to the dragons whose blood is close to the beasts. The mother dragon who gives birth to the next generation will definitely exhaust her spiritual power and her body will be as weak as a snake. It directly breaks out of the mother's womb and cuts the mother's body. Even if the female dragon survives by chance, it will be difficult to linger for a few days. In the face of unforeseen disasters, the dragon that gave birth to the offspring filled the hole with his own life, so the number of dragons is getting rarer and rarer now..."

"Ying Lin was just an egg at the time, the size of a fist, and the shell was soft. I could only put it in the dantian and raise it in the place with the most spiritual energy in my body." Jiang Linmu propped his chin, as if a little embarrassed: " Later, when you grew up, your eggs were a bit big, and my spiritual power was absorbed by you at that time, sometimes I couldn't control my body shape, and my stomach swelled..."

Cultivators can sometimes put some natal aura into the dantian, and some artifacts or celestial artifacts can become larger or smaller according to the master's control, and even repair themselves. Putting them in the dantian is more conducive to maintenance.

But the egg is different, it is a living body, and it consumes Jiang Linmu's countless spiritual power every day. Fortunately, he had a lot of spiritual stones before, otherwise his spiritual power would have been exhausted and he would have died.

The most troublesome thing is that it can't absorb spiritual power by itself. Jiang Linmu put it in a pile of top-grade spiritual stones, but it doesn't work. It's like a fetus in the womb. It can't eat by itself, and it has to rely on its mother to provide nutrition for it.

But it’s different from pregnancy. Pregnancy is to watch your child grow up slowly in the womb. Only the mother can know the pain and happiness.

Jiang Linmu, on the other hand, only felt fear and pain.

He is a man, without a uterus, and the price for the gradual growth of the egg is to open the dantian. The pain of tearing is like someone has embedded a sharp knife in his body. For a long time, he touched his hard belly, feeling panic He is also afraid, he doesn't know how big the egg will grow, he feels that if it grows any longer, his dantian may be burst.

It can be regarded as this kid's fate, and later I found that it didn't seem to absorb my spiritual power, so I dug it out of the dantian.

Then it broke out of the shell, and a little black dragon emerged.

Boy mother is so difficult.

Jiang Linmu was very thankful, Ying Lin was sensible and obedient, fortunately Kuku was not some unfilial son, otherwise he would really die of anger.

Ying Lin's expression was complicated, he didn't know what to say for a while.

"How could Master...get me?"

"Your mother is dead... No, I didn't scold you." Jiang Linmu sighed: "Forget it, there's nothing to say. My condolences will change, good boy."

"Master, why didn't you tell me."

"I'm afraid you will hate me." Jiang Linmu looked towards the corner of the room: "Actually, I was the one who felt sorry for your mother."

Lin Feng was terrified: "Jiang Linmu, you bastard, you actually shot a female dragon? Is he really your son?"

"I'll fuck you..." Jiang Linmu scolded, suddenly, he stopped talking, and his beautiful eyes narrowed.

"Master?" Ying Lin called again.

Jiang Linmu closed his eyes: "I saw it."

"Ok?"

"The face hurts."

"what?"

In the dark night, Yuan Jian walked towards the sea of ​​flowers alone, and the system pointed the way in his mind: "It's about ten feet away, you should look carefully, there should be."

"I saw."

He pinched the little paper crane and said with a low laugh, "Master?"

Jiang Linmu opened his eyes slightly, because he saw that the person was—Yuan Jian?

"Master, long time no see?" Yuan Jian said unhurriedly, "Thanks to you, I'm still alive."

Fortunately, Jiang Linmu was there that day, so Ying Lin didn't dare to make any bigger moves, otherwise she would have been torn to pieces by him long ago.It is more difficult to change a body with such a high degree of fit than to practice again.

"Are you a member of the ghost clan?"

"Master, how can you compare that thing that lives in the darkness of the gutter with me?" Yuan Jian said without hesitation: "You also know that I don't have yin energy in me, and even barriers can't stop me."

"That's it!" Jiang Linmu said coldly.

"Did you make Master angry? That's really my fault as a disciple. Originally, I wanted to be a good disciple to Master—at least for now." Yuan Jian said casually.

"I know Master has been missing your mother, how is it? Is Master still satisfied? This is the only thing I can do for you as an apprentice."

Jiang Linmu gritted his teeth: "The Huyu brothers and sisters, did you also do it? I have treated you well, and I have never provoked you in these years. Why did you do this? Their brothers and sisters were hurt by others when they were young. If you are hostile, why didn't you tell me if you were dissatisfied, or just join the sect master directly!"

"No, Master, how can the great suzerain be compared with you, my goal has always been you." Yuan Jian smiled, and the voice "hissed" in his ears like a poisonous snake and stuck out his tongue.

"Originally, I planned to still be by Master's side, but it's a pity that I accidentally exposed something, but now that Master knows, it doesn't matter, you still want to come to see me anyway."

"Profane, blasphemy to the dead! Harm innocent creatures, Heaven will not let you go!"

"It doesn't matter, the way of heaven is unfair. As long as the master is willing to help me, it's nothing." Yuan Jian pinched the tip of the paper crane's wings and looked up at the dark sky.

"I'll give you a hammer!"

"Then is the master willing to come to see me?"

"Of course, you are the little boy I raised, even if I do it, I will do it, right?" Jiang Linmu said coldly.

"Say, what are you planning to do with the big suzerain?"

"The great suzerain wants the master, but he is not worthy." Yuan Jian said: "A precious person like the master, with the body of a god tree, who has lived for thousands of years and has not ascended to waste, is not worthy of the master."

"so what?"

"Master is mine."

"I am your father!"

Ying Lin: "..."

Why is Master so keen on being a father?

Yuan Jian laughed softly: "This is unlikely."

"Then it's best not to be caught by me. Next time we meet, I'll kill you."

"This is not what a master should say."

"You are so powerful, how dare I be your master?"

He was silent for a long time before he said: "Actually, we met a long time ago, but you seem to have forgotten me."

"Are you kidding me?" Jiang Linmu frowned.

Since he came to this world, the first person he met was his mother, and he has met many people of all kinds since then, but he has never had Yuan Jian's face.

"Master really doesn't remember." Yuan Jian said: "But I still remember Master, I have been looking for you."

"What do you mean?"

"Master will know later." Yuan Jian held the paper crane in his palm, and the spiritual power immediately occupied it, and the little spiritual power that existed before dissipated in an instant.

A small, crumpled paper crane lay in his palm.

Early the next morning, he went back to the sect.

Barriers are useless to someone like him who has no cultivation, and he doesn't even need to report.

As soon as he entered, he saw Qingqian standing at the door looking out.

"Senior Sister, long time no see." Yuan Jian stood outside the door and waved at her.

"Why are you back?" Qingqian looked at him in surprise, her complexion not very good.

The master is because he was caught by the big suzerain, there are still formations outside, and people are left to watch them.

Most of the demon cultivators in the main sect are still children - those with a little bit of cultivation, except for the elder brothers who have gone out to practice. They are demon cultivators, and it is more conducive to practice to stand in the sky and the earth.

A large part of the reason is that I don't want to be disciplined by Master anymore.

"What is the senior sister talking about? Doesn't the senior sister welcome me back?"

"That's not what I mean. You're back. What about the master? It's unbelievable that the master and senior brothers are going to dig out your spiritual core!" Qingqian eagerly grabbed his collar: "What do they want your spiritual core for? Go and tell the Great Sect Master that all this is just a rumor, let him remove the outer barrier, and the children in the sect will be terrified."

"Senior Sister, I have already found Master. He is with Uncle Lin Feng. It is not convenient to come back now. Senior Sister, go and find him." Yuan Jian said.

"Really?" Qingqian breathed a sigh of relief: "I knew Master was not that kind of person..."

When she turned around, Yuan Jian couldn't help but smiled, and took out the sharp knife hidden in his back waist.

This little rabbit is also very interesting, and its cultivation is not bad. I don't know if Master will faint when he sees her dead body.

He raised the knife and slammed it into her back!

"boom--"

Qingqian seemed to feel something, turned around suddenly, kicked his upper leg horizontally, and hit his abdomen with his knee!

"Hmm..." Yuan Jian couldn't help but bend down, choking out a mouthful of blood.

Damn it, why is she so strong?He felt like his internal organs were going to be kicked by her.

"It's really your fault! Master, if you're really okay, why don't you come back to us?" Qingqian grabbed him by the collar and lifted him up like a rabbit.

"Master and brother treat you well, why do you want to harm them?"

Yuan Jian stretched out his hand and wiped the corner of his mouth: "Senior sister, I didn't expect this to happen. It was the senior brother who did it to me first..."

Qingqian pushed him against the wall, her beautiful rabbit eyes were slightly red: "I know who Senior Brother is. If you really have no bad intentions, he will attack you for no reason?"

Yuan Jian sneered: "Senior sister can think whatever she wants, but today you must help me find Master..."

Qingqian quickly let go, and a palm-length wound was drawn on the side of her waist!

Seeing that he has no spiritual power, he relaxes a little. Who knows that this guy is a poisonous snake, and he will bite back if he is not careful.

Fortunately, the demon cultivator has a strong healing ability, and the wound has begun to scab and heal slowly with just this dazed effort.

"I can't keep you." Qingqian narrowed her eyes, kicked her legs straight, and raised her red eyes.

The system finally said: "It is recommended that the host not fight her. According to the analysis of the data of both parties, she can beat you to death."

"Then why don't you help me?"

"Please host, run away quickly."

"..."

The author has something to say: Heck, I wanted to update it in the early morning, but my friend made shrimp tails, and I went to find her to eat shrimp tails, and accidentally fell asleep, so I dragged it until now...

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!