I'm just an ordinary Dazai [Comprehensive]

Huangba Tushen's residence in Gaotianyuan is a majestic city. From the outermost moat, the tall city wall, and the inner curved wheel wrapped in layers like onions, the five-fold vertical tower stands in the In the center of Honmaru, overlooking the entire fortress.

This is indeed the residence of the Valkyrie. The arrow tower hidden in the corner allows archers to shoot cold arrows from unpredictable angles. The narrow room that is usually disguised with lime is like a hive that hides countless poisonous bees. When the enemy approaches, the camouflage will be pierced. . Guns rained down on the invaders.

Although the brick walls and gray tiles are not very magnificent, the city still exudes a majesty from the beginning to the end, because the architect who designed it had only one purpose of practicality from the beginning, that is, in the war to win.

But in the eyes of other gods, this castle is still flashy, and the architect simply designed it to show off its prestige—who doesn't know that Huangba Tushen is such an artifact, and there are so many fortifications that no one can use!

Of course, because the twitchy designer was Yan Qi, no one dared to sneer in public, and would only slander in private, so that the land god who had just arrived took some time to find out the information.

But looking at the boy in kimono floating on the moat, he felt like he came at the wrong time.

half an hour ago

The young gods who have just completed the replacement are quite curious about their living environment. The castle tower alone has five floors, dozens of different rooms plus various dark rooms and secret rooms, which makes the little god very excited.

Yesterday the "expedition" explored all afternoon, and I was so tired that I fell asleep in a certain weapon warehouse, and was carried back to the bedroom by the artifact. I just woke up early this morning, and started running around the corridor tirelessly again.

It wasn't until he ran to the oar in the southeast corner, opened an ordinary wooden door, and found that the window of this room could see the scenery outside the city, so he had a whim to move a table, stepped on it to hold the window Poke your head out.

Then got startled.

"Yanqi!" Zhong Ye yelled, jumped off the table in a hurry and ran out the door, "Why are there corpses on the moat..."

Halfway through the words, he got stuck in his mouth, and his pace gradually slowed down and finally stopped.

The orange-haired boy who looked to be only seven years old was wearing a dignified black safari suit, standing at the door and staring dumbfounded at the half-kneeling artifact in the corridor.

"Do you have any orders?" Dazai asked nonchalantly.

When looking up from the bottom of the kite-colored eyes, there is a kind of obedience that does not match his own temperament, but the slightly raised eye ends add a bit of playfulness to his smile, and the right hand on his knee hangs down casually, looking careless , All of a sudden dilute the surrender and respect expressed by the movements and angles.

The young god who only regained consciousness yesterday, with a blank memory, couldn't feel it. He just looked in surprise at the drenched clothes of his artifact, and the drops of water dripping from the opponent's soft and fluffy hair—after a while There was a pool of water on the floor under the artifact's feet.

Chuya looked back at the window subconsciously, and then realized that there was no need for such trouble. The vision of the gods allowed him to quickly compare the clear image in his memory with the artifact in front of him, and quickly came to a conclusion: "So the corpse on the moat is you?"

"It's too much to say that someone is a corpse," Dazai complained quietly, then changed his face for a second, and praised with a smile, "But you are worthy of my god, it's amazing, you read it right, it was indeed me just now. "

However, as the object of praise, Chuya was not happy. He shivered subconsciously, frowned and reprimanded: "Speak well, don't use such a strange tone!"

"Hey hey~" Shen Qi agreed quickly, but Zhong knew that he didn't take it to heart at all, his throat was blocked immediately, and he felt aggrieved.

"So you called me for this reason?" Shen Qi asked a little more seriously.

"Hmm..." Chuya replied absent-mindedly, not understanding the hobby of Yanqi, "Why did you soak in the river? Isn't there a hot spring in Honmaru?"

Facing this question, Dazai said seriously: "This is a recent activity in the world that can strengthen the body, called 'water health therapy'."

He seemed to know what to ask, and continued before the god could speak: "As a god who satisfies human beings, you must have a good understanding of the lower realm. Therefore, although artifacts do not require health care, I am willing to try this for you event!"

"Yuan, so that's the case?" Zhong also was taken aback by the righteous expression of the artifact. Although he was a little skeptical, he still accepted the words, "Thank you, Yandao."

In fact, after waking up for so long, Zhong also still doesn't quite know what job the Huangba Tushen is responsible for. He guesses that it is related to the battle, but Yan Qi is his only artifact, and it is also a guidepost to guide the direction. Since he said so, maybe Huang Ba Tu is really responsible for human health...

"Pfft."

Just when Chuya was about to convince himself thoroughly, Dazai couldn't hold back a laugh.

Then he raised his eyes to meet the bewildered little eyes of his own god, and his laughter became uncontrollable like opening a floodgate: "Hahahahahaha..."

Zhong also looked at his artifact and rolled on the ground laughing while hugging his stomach, and slowly came to his senses.

"You bastard, you're not kidding me, are you?!" the young god roared, gnashing his teeth.

Dazai couldn't stop laughing, but I didn't know what the purpose of. After hearing the questioning of Zhongye's question, he squeezed out of his throat and answered: "Hahahaha, do you finally respond? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, the little dwarf hahahaha..."

So he was dragged by the back of the neck by the embarrassing Lord Shenming, stumbling all the way to the outermost city wall, and kicked him down without hesitation.

In this way, it floated on the moat again.

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When the land god came over, he happened to see this picture, carefully confirmed it for a few minutes, and then said cautiously: "Is it the Yan Island of Lord Huangbatu's family?"

He didn't try to go to the river to pull people up. First, he didn't understand the situation. Second, a crimson enchantment was separated five meters away from the moat. Visitors are not allowed to approach without permission.

Fortunately, this enchantment does not seem to have sound insulation effect. The voice of the land god's call is not loud, but it is still heard by the Yan Qi in the enchantment.

The boy in the kimono moved his fingers, raised his head reluctantly, and looked away boredly after seeing the figure outside: "It's you..."

Although he was not very interested, Dazai got up from the water and flew to the three-meter-high river bank with a light leap, just in time to face the land god outside, but there was still a barrier between the two.

And the land god heard his words blurted out, with a sense of deja vu, and felt that he had come to the right place-this artifact had noticed him yesterday.

But why did he pay attention to a newly promoted land god who was buried in the pile of gods?Is it true that Yanqi can really see through the secrets of all things in the world, as it is said among the gods?

Thinking like this in my heart, the God of Land didn't show any flaws on his face, and introduced himself politely: "Did you meet me at the God Council meeting yesterday? When we first met, I am the God of Land dedicated to the newly built Kushina Shrine in the Lower Realm." , you can call me Kushina ①."

Although the name of this land god is very perfunctory, there are often such situations. After all, the god was born from the prayers of humans, and his real name is also closely related to the humans who first made the wish. However, it is quite rare to be named directly after the human surname.

Moreover, even the nameless god is superior to the artifacts of the undead. This land god puts his stance so low. Normally, the artifacts being treated with courtesy should be rejected in fear.

But none of these Dazai care.

"Just say so if you have anything to say. You also know that my god is in a bad condition, so it's inconvenient to invite guests in." Dazai said casually, wringing the water from his clothes, and then looked up with a smile that was not a smile, "Land God ", with slightly emphasized tone, "Especially a guest like you."

The God of Land's eyebrows thumped, and for the first time under the gaze of those insightful eyes, he felt like running naked in broad daylight.

In fact, when he didn't change form, he was equivalent to running around naked, but there was no panic like now, as if all the secrets could not be hidden.

At this moment, Kushina realized that Gao Tianyuan's god's fear of Yan Qi was not only the untrue rumors passed down thousands of years ago, but also because of the fact that looking at him is equivalent to taking off his clothes Shame...

He couldn't continue thinking about it. The more he feared Yan Qi, the more unfavorable it would be for the next negotiation.

"Kushina" decided to speak clearly with this weird guy while he could hold on.

"I'm new here, but I've also heard a lot of interesting rumors. For example, Huangbatu is the god Fusangshen who is the sharpest spear. His body was broken in the Age of Gods. There was no chance of a replacement, but he woke up again after a thousand years. Someone obviously did something in the middle." Kushina stared closely at the eyes of the young artifact, "After thinking about it, you are the only one who has this ability and motivation, Yanqi."

Unexpectedly, Yan Qi didn't respond to his guess, and nodded in response directly, and then sighed distressedly: "Of course it's me, otherwise, with the situation of the dwarf at the time, all the gods of the same camp would perish and be replaced. After the emptying, everyone has no friendship at all, and no one will work hard for him."

Gu Ming was stunned for a few seconds by this unexpected and straightforward answer, and when he came back to his senses, he felt refreshed, and looked at Yanqi with burning eyes: "Then you should know that Gao Tianyuan is not suitable for the life of Huangba and spit spirits—shattering Fu Sangshen's main body deprived him of the opportunity to replace him in order to fundamentally erase the possibility of his return, can this level of deep hatred be wiped out with time?"

"The scene where you asked God Inari for the crystallization of divine power yesterday at the Congress of the Gods was watched by tens of thousands of gods, then your master's enemies must have also got the news, and will take action soon..."

No matter what he said, Yan Qi kept the same expression from the beginning to the end, his eyes were empty, and the corners of his mouth were hooked into a half-smile, as if he didn't care about his master's safety at all.

A flash of inspiration flashed across his mind, and Kushina suddenly realized, his eyes widened in disbelief: "You did it on purpose!"

"You use the safety of the god you enshrine as bait to force his enemies to take action so that you can take the opportunity to achieve your goals?!"

If other gods find out about this rebellious idea, they will definitely notify Tianshou immediately to arrest the criminal, but Kushina is not a real god.

So he just frowned and couldn't understand it: "But it doesn't make sense, what purpose is worth planning for thousands of years, and painstakingly resurrecting a god who should have lost the chance of replacement?"

Dazai watched him think with a faint smile, and after a while he said unhurriedly: "I want to overthrow Gao Tianyuan, and let all the arrogant guys in the heavens fall down from the altar-there should be no gods in this world."

"Am I right? Yamata no Orochi-sama?"

Suddenly being called to reveal his identity, "Ku Ming" was startled, and suddenly burst out laughing.

"Hahahaha, it really is a tool to see through the secrets of all things. You must have known my identity from the very beginning!" Although he used interrogative words, Yamata no Orochi's tone was very firm, and he no longer concealed his dissatisfaction with this Appreciating the artifact, he stretched out his hand to him from a distance across the barrier, his eyes full of determination to win, "I'm not mistaken, you should be a citizen of my demon world!"

The author has something to say: It was originally a short film, but I really wanted them to talk about a possible love relationship under the fetters of the gods and artifacts "You bear my memories, emotions, and sins, and I will show you the direction", but I don't know why it has become a prelude to the big war again... It is impossible to finish the third round, so let's write slowly.

① Kushinada Bimai is an alias of Chida Inahime, the woman who ate seven of Yamata no Orochi and the last one who didn't eat, and the wife of Susanoo who killed Yamata no Orochi.Susano turned the girl into a comb (comb) so that Yamata no Orochi could not find anyone, so there is this alias.

While it's weird to think of an enemy's name as a pseudonym, I can't find any other suitable names for the vest.Then the Yaqi Orochi I wrote has nothing to do with the Onmyoji game, that Jinjiang has no copyright and is not allowed to write, so I made it up, no matter what you see next is the sand sculpture or the Bazong version of Yaqi, please remember that everything is for Zhong Tai love service.

感谢在2020-02-0422:43:28~2020-02-0515:00:03期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 5 bottles of shimmering light; 1 bottle of hot summer and cold (=^▽^=);

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!