I'm just an ordinary Dazai [Comprehensive]

The gods who live here all the year round have long been tired of seeing the unchanging scenery of Gaotianyuan, but there are always new gods who are amazed by it.

"Senior, what a spectacle!"

"Hey, keep your voice down, everyone is watching you, don't embarrass me!"

The god who was questioned angrily lowered his voice and reprimanded, and the newly promoted land god quickly covered his mouth, revealing only a pair of round and big clear eyes that were gurgling around, very lively.

After calming down for a while, the land god couldn't bear his temper, pulled the sleeve of the god next to him and asked in a low voice, "Senior, who is that? It's so beautiful."

The senior glanced at the direction of his finger, and immediately turned his head quickly to press down the finger of the land god, his lips moved slightly, and the sound was as small as a mosquito, but he could still hear the anger in it: "That's Fushimi Inari, Be careful with me, this kind of great god status respects sharp perception, don't point your dirty finger at others!"

"Oh." The land god nodded in response.

But the senior was still tired for a while, and began to regret why he had softened his heart for a while. After being called a few times, the senior was so confused that he couldn't find his way. He patted his chest and agreed to help the rookie lead the way.

Having not been together for a long time, he has already fully understood the bold nature of this younger generation. Don't look at the good promise now, but if you don't see it, you will make trouble again.

"This is Gao Tianyuan's annual god conference. I don't know how many great gods who are usually only heard of by name but not known. Those gods who have existed since the beginning of the world are not all as good-tempered as Inari! If you accidentally offend them, A little god like us who has no name and no surname will definitely die a miserable death, and he won't even have a chance to change!"

The senior warned with a serious expression, but seeing the land god nodding obediently, he knew in his heart that it was useless.

He was afraid that this rookie would be reckless and cause any trouble again, so he thought of an unsolvable solution: "Well, if you want to know the news about a god, just point to the divine weapon that follows him, and if you can tell me, I will tell you. you."

"Thank you, senior!" The land god's eyes lit up, and he shouted crisply.

Hearing this thank you, the depression in the senior's heart was swept away immediately, two blushes appeared on his cheeks, and he touched the back of his head in embarrassment: "Hahaha, don't be so polite..."

Little gods like them who are not famous will become weak if they are not expected, it will be difficult to continue if no one prays, and they will disappear completely if they are forgotten, so they can't refuse when someone says "please" and "thank you".

So even though he knew that the Rookie God would cause him trouble, he never thought of leaving him alone.

Thinking of this, the senior was moving himself, and felt a tugging force coming from his sleeves.

"...Senior, look at that, that artifact, it feels so special..." The land god's tone seemed to be dreaming, erratic like stepping on cotton.

His attitude was a bit exaggerated, and the senior couldn't help but sneered, turning his head and mockingly said: "The rookie is really a rookie, a mere artifact, what's so special..."

"Fuck!" The senior subconsciously screamed.

"Why do you..." The Land God's tone was confused, but before he finished speaking, the senior raised his hand to cover his mouth regardless of his appearance, and clasped the back of his head with the other hand, bursting out with the strength of the Martial God in an instant, pressing down on him. The land god whoosh retreated into the corner.

"Why did this guy come? He shouldn't be... He usually takes his own gods so seriously, and basically stays at home and refuses to show up. An ordinary god meeting is not worth his coming! Could it be that something big happened in the lower realm ?”

The senior's performance as if facing a great enemy aroused the land god's curiosity. He had never seen him react so strongly when he saw Inari God or mentioned other great gods before. Now he is just a "mere artifact" in his mouth. A god shrank himself into a corner, not even daring to vent his breath?

And "the mediocre God Conference"?If he remembered correctly, it was also said by the senior himself that it is a supreme honor to be able to participate in the God Conference and sit in the front row at the venue. His lifelong dream is to sit under the Great God Amaterasu.Is it really okay to change your mouth casually?

It would be fine if only the senior was like this. What is even more surprising is that since the appearance of the artifact, all the gods who saw him have been silent, or lowered their eyes or turned sideways, and more seriously, they shrank into the corner of the wall like the senior, covering their hands with their hands. Close your eyes and chant "I can't see you".

In just a few seconds, the entire hall was so quiet that a pin drop could be heard, and none of the tens of thousands of gods dared to pant loudly.

The dignified gods are as cowardly as a group of self-deceiving quails, and they are still so frightened by the artifacts they despise.

The land god became even more curious.He has always been very courageous, and he was born with a weak sense of dignity, so even though he did not resist his senior out of respect, he secretly opened his eyes wide and looked at that special artifact.

The appearance of the artifact is a young man with a smile at the corner of his mouth. He has a handsome appearance, and his skin is as white as porcelain, so it shows a little fragility. His short curly black hair gently brushes his cheeks as he walks, and his narrow, iris-colored eyes are gentle and hollow.

He wore a slate-gray pinstriped linen kimono with a black sash, and no other frills—nothing to fear from the beginning to the end.

If I have to say it, there is only that dark and distorted temperament that makes the God of the Land feel very special. The feeling of facing the abyss is simply more difficult than some big monsters.

This kind of temperament is quite outstanding among monsters. It is conceivable how conspicuous it is in the heavens. You must know that gods and artifacts are of one mind, and an artifact with evil intentions will stab its owner. It stands to reason that there is absolutely no god willing to give such an artifact. name.

But even though he didn't follow his master, he was able to appear in the hall of the God Conference majesticly alone, and was feared by many gods—not the jealousy and contempt for Nora.

The land god was really curious, scratching his lungs to find out the origin of this artifact.

At this time, the artifact boy had come straight to a girl in a splendid costume and a golden tassel on her head. She was also the only god on the field who could still keep calm. It was the Inari that the land god and the senior had talked about before. god.

Relying on his height, the young man lowered his head slightly, his iris-colored eyes curved like a moon, like a cunning little fox: "Excuse me, this beautiful lady, can you give me the ears of rice on your head?"

The tone of his speech is also very special, the ending is slightly drawn out, like the surface of the water rippling in the breeze, and like the shadow of the moon reflected on the surface of the water, it is as illusory and uncertain as his whole feeling.

Even though he was covered by the senior, the Land God opened his mouth wide in shock—this artifact dared to moles the Inari God!

However, the surrounding gods seemed to be indifferent, and the land god even heard Youshen heaving a sigh of relief, as if saying, "So it's for this, so it's okay."

Poor rookie feels out of place in this world.

And Inari, who was "molested" in his eyes, also didn't have a big reaction. After hearing the request of the young artifact, he raised his hand and took off the hair ornament on his head and handed it over. Yet?"

After the boy's goal was achieved, he ruthlessly looked away, not stopping at Inari God at all.

He stared blankly at the golden rice-shaped ornament in his palm, and when he heard Inari God's greeting, he didn't know what to think, his eyes softened suddenly, and he replied softly: "Ah."

"Congratulations." God Inari congratulated sincerely.

Shen Qi bent his eyes, said nothing, put away the golden spikes, turned and left the hall.

When his figure disappeared completely, the gods melted one after another like frozen ice sculptures, pretending that the episode just now hadn't happened, and continued to chat as if nothing had happened, and the hall quickly returned to its previous noise.

The senior hiding behind the land god also heaved a sigh of relief, pushed the rookie in front of him aside, and sighed with emotion: "I was scared to death. After all these years, Yanqi is still so scary."

The land god showed curiosity: "Why are you so afraid of him?"

The senior glanced at him sideways, saw the disapproval in his eyes, and immediately became serious: "Boy, I warn you, in the entire Gaotianyuan, except for Amaterasu, the last thing you can't mess with is Yanqi."

"It is said that he can see through the secrets and weaknesses of all things in the world, including gods. During the theocratic era, he relied on this ability to lure hundreds of gods to fall. He also relied on this ability to commit serious crimes and still live in style. "

The senior obviously didn't want to continue talking, but after hearing half of the story, the land god was not only not satisfied, but his appetite was whetted, and he couldn't help asking: "What did he do?"

The senior originally wanted to refuse, but the land moved his back fingers calmly.

A black light flashed, the senior's eyes were in a daze for a moment, and then he changed his mind.

He carefully looked around, leaned into the ear of the land god and whispered: "He wrote the secrets of all the gods in Gao Tianyuan into a book, copied countless copies and hid one in the foundation of each god's house, and set a book Seal, as long as he dies, these secrets will be exposed."

"In this way, unless you want Gao Tianyuan to fall into chaos again, no one will take action against him. Even to show that you have absolutely no intention of breaking the peace, everyone wants to stay as far away from him as possible."

The God of Earth suddenly realized: "No wonder the seniors are so afraid of him. It's because Yanqi holds their secrets in their hands, and he will expose them at any time."

The senior blushed immediately, and glared fiercely at the rookie who couldn't read the air: "I told you that we let him go for the peace of the heavens! That guy was cursed by Amaterasu, and he must not reveal anything related to the gods." How could we be afraid of him!"

The God of Earth cursed in his heart, that's not what you said just now.

However, the God of Earth is still more interested in that artifact than complaining about his predecessors—even though he solved most of the troubles, he still feels a little incredulous: "Why didn't God Amaterasu break the seal and recycle those books? Or put those books together with Destroy the seal together?"

If it were him, he would definitely choose the former. Not only would he not have to worry about a mere artifact, but he would also be able to grasp the secrets and weaknesses of all the gods. The position of the god king would also be more secure, right?

Of course, these words can only be understood, as a noble land god, "under normal circumstances" would not have such thoughts.

"Of course it's because God Amaterasu is the incarnation of light, so he won't covet the secrets of the gods!" The senior said righteously.

The land god's forehead twitched, and he moved his fingers again to increase the power of hypnosis.

"Yanqi can see through the weaknesses of all things. No one can crack the seal he improved with his talent. At the same time, there are other magical effects attached to it. Overloading the attack will only cause all the seals to be released together."

The land god was simply amazed: "This kind of guy should obviously join our demon world..."

The author has something to say: ①From "Late Years", I really like this sentence

The Huangba spit out a new generation, and the artifact worked hard to pull the young god and teach him all kinds of weird things.

The world view is the fusion of Ye Liangshen and Vitality Girl, and it is privately set up as a mountain, but it is consistent with the main text and can be regarded as a parallel world of the main text.

The final ending may or may not be cruel. After all, I think the gods who cannot restore their memories after the replacement are no longer the same as before. At most, they are reincarnations and similarities. This is the reincarnation of a "best friend" who was ordered to raise his "best friend" when he was in danger; if he can restore his memory, he will continue. Front edge, but I always feel that it is not sour enough.