I'm just an ordinary Dazai [Comprehensive]

"You're kidding me meow!!!"

The cat stayed there for a few more seconds, and finally understood under the hint of winks from Iori and the Banshee. It was furious, jumped three feet high on the spot, and threw itself at Dazai fiercely. It was ten centimeters long, and it carried a murderous intent in the dim light of the room.

"What a powerful and beautiful lady cat demon~"

Dazai seemed to be intoxicated by the beauty of the sharp claws. Seeing that the claws of the cat monster were about to fall on his face, he might split his head in half if he was too strong. He said that if he could really die like this, he would really wish for it.

Seeing that there was really no trace of fear on the human face, the cat wrinkled its furry cat face in confusion, turned 180 degrees abruptly in mid-air, and avoided Dazai's vital points, but a few nails still rubbed against it Dazai's clothes.

There was only a stabbing sound, and none of the three layers of coat, jacket, and shirt were spared, and the crack spread from the left shoulder to below the left rib.

Dazai lowered his head and carefully observed the damaged part of the clothes for a while.

"Since you know how powerful I am, make way out of the way, and I'm going to find Yizhi!" The cat demon licked his paw, but he didn't hear the answer for a long time. Not remembering the villain's mistakes, he said a few words of comfort to the other party, and then the young man Youyou sighed: "It's a pity, I almost cut my heart out."

The cat demon tilted its paw, and couldn't help shouting at Dazai: "What's wrong with you, human! What do you want to do here?"

"Ah yes," Dazai raised his head in a sudden realization, and looked at the cat demon gratefully, "I almost forgot, I do have something I want to do."

After speaking, he raised his feet and walked towards the cat demon: "Miss Cat Demon, would you like to let me shake your hand?"

He half squatted in front of the cat demon and explained seriously: "Actually, I am a meat pad lover. My favorite thing to touch is the cat's paws. Please let me pinch the meat pads!"

"Is there something wrong with you?!" The cat was stunned for a second, then raised its paw to scratch Dazai's outstretched arm.

However, I didn't expect that Dazai, who appeared to be just a weak boy, had a very sensitive nerve. When the cat demon swung his claws, he flipped his wrist deftly, pinched its flesh pad accurately, and pinched it twice more.

"Well, it feels good, no wonder Murakami-kun is so fascinated." Dazai said to himself.

What a shame!

The cat was so angry that its ears were smoking again, like a boiling kettle. It just wanted to pull out its paw to teach the human a lesson, but found that it couldn't move at all.

When he lowered his head again, he was so scared that he almost cried. After he became a cat, he never recovered his body. He forgot that his legs were so short 800 years ago!

Even if the demon power cannot be used, it is not as strong as the blow that the appearance brings to it.

Dazai plucked the ears of the palm-sized kitten. The kitten shook instinctively, but its body was still huddled and it didn't even lift its head.

Dazai stopped teasing it, raised his hand to pick up the kitten and put it in his pocket, then turned around and smiled devilishly at the man and monster on the floor who were staring blankly.

"who is the next?"

Of course, the banshee who lived longer was the first to react. She pushed the woman next to her without saying a word, pushed Iori, who still didn't understand the situation, towards Dazai, and then raised her hand and released a half-stroke Transparent blue soul body.

I don't know what order the banshee gave, but the undead in the form of the man covered his head and opened his mouth in pain, as if screaming, but the unrealized undead couldn't make a sound, and the scene looked absurd and weird.

These actions were all completed in a blink of an eye. After giving the order, the banshee turned around and fled without hesitation. She plunged into the window and jumped into the dark night outside, disappearing.

Dazai's pursuit was blocked by Yizhi first, and then blocked by the undead whose body was several times larger and whose head reached the ceiling.

Let go of the most evil chief criminal among these guys, and then trying to find it is like looking for a needle in a haystack. If you let it wander among the crowd, you don't know how many people will suffer, and Dazai, who is ineffective, will also be punished.

But there was no worried expression on the boy's face. On the contrary, he looked at the dead spirit in front of him and laughed happily.

Because as the body of the undead swelled, Iori, who was forced to stand on his arm with his arms, opened her eyes wide in pain. The woman's long black hair turned yellow and frosty from the beginning, and her beautiful appearance also withered. , the plump body gradually shriveled.

Her whole body was like a balloon with holes poked, and the pain of watching her life being lost without being able to stop it could drive people crazy.

Dazai, however, leaned closer to the woman's ear without any distaste, as if she was still the beautiful lady with melancholy eyes: "You are really pitiful, is that monster breaking the contract by doing this? Next, it will rely on you Flee to a safe place with your sacrifice, and after a while you can fool others as if nothing happened, and you will spend the rest of your life with this pathetic appearance—”

"Drink..." Iori grabbed Dazai's arm tightly with a sudden burst of strength.

Dazai didn't break free, and continued to whisper in her ear: "Teach it a lesson, can you do it, Miss Iori? Think about it carefully, apart from the protection of Erwei Mao, what is the reason why that monster dare not hurt you? "

Iori's pupils constricted, as if thinking of something, the pupils burst out with hatred.

Dazai pulled his arm away at the right time, watched Iori stagger a few steps, and with the breath in his chest, he stabilized his extremely aging body.

On the other side, the swollen to the extreme, the undead finally made a movement. It can be vaguely seen that the facial expression of the human facial features is dull, and the huge and energy-filled body seems to explode with a poke. At this time, it moves slowly and stiffly to Dazai. Before, slowly fell down.

If any of the Onmyojis here today, faced with the formed Necrobomb, all they can do is to dodge far away, because any fluctuation of spiritual power will destroy the internal balance of the bomb, detonate it in advance, There is simply no way to stop it.

But it was Dazai who faced this guy.

Before the undead giant was about to fall to the ground, Dazai supported the undead's chest with one hand, and the blue energy full of death began to turn into light spots from the place he touched, and then the dissolving phenomenon spread to the whole body, in just a few seconds Afterwards, only the head of the Necromancer remains.

Dazai withdrew his hand and put it back into his pocket, staring flatly at the soulless eyes of the dead spirit: "Rest in peace, and then enter reincarnation."

Hearing that the eyes of the Necromancer moved, and looked at Yizhi whose appearance had changed drastically, Dazai followed its gaze, and said clearly, "You guys will meet down there soon."

The voice fell, and the last bit of the body of the undead dissipated, and Yizhi's curse was just completed. Thick and ominous blood radiated from her chest, smashed the window with a clear goal, and disappeared in the night chasing the banshee's escape direction. middle.

After doing this, Iori relaxed her body in relief, and slowly fell backwards, was caught by Dazai and put on the sofa.

Dazai took out the palm-sized kitten from his pocket, held it up to Iori and asked, "Do you remember it?"

Iori nodded, and the kitten realized that she was in a bad situation, so he didn't care to shut himself up. He quickly jumped off Dazai's palm, ran to Iori's side, rubbed her neck, and called out obediently, "Meow~" .

The corner of Iori's mouth curled up into a smile on the verge of death, and tears dripped from her eyes in the next second, fear suddenly welled up in her heart, she grabbed Dazai's hand with great effort, and made a few mouth shapes. "I, no, want to, die."

Dazai nodded seriously, and promised: "Please don't worry Miss Iori, I will take good care of Miss Cat Demon."

The cat demon, who buried her head by Yizhi's neck, let out a sobbing "meow" when she heard this.

Yizhi suddenly understood, her eyes widened suddenly, and she moved her fingers eagerly to let go of Dazai to catch her cat, but she was too weak, and the movement was too small to attract the cat demon's attention.

Before she could gather strength to make a bigger move, Dazai grabbed her wrist tightly with his backhand, covered her eyes that were widened by anger with the other hand, and said in a sad tone, "Miss Iori, please rest assured." Go, I will entrust someone to sell this villa according to your wishes and repay it to the victim's family."

Iori was so angry that he couldn't rest in peace, but Dazai responded calmly, keeping the hand covering Iori's face as it was, and at the same time let go of the hand holding Iori's wrist, and picked up the kitten and put it back in his pocket.

When the cat demon was clamoring to crawl out of his pocket, Dazai reprimanded bitterly: "How can you be so ignorant! Miss Iori couldn't let go of you the most before she died, she entrusted you to me, you have to let her down Is it a lot of painstaking work?"

To deal with cat monsters whose IQ is at most a child, this kind of logically confused rhetoric is enough to fool them.

Then he slightly softened his tone and coaxed: "I will take you to see her after she is buried."

Sure enough, as soon as this sentence came out, the cat demon immediately stopped making trouble.

Dazai left the corpse with peace of mind, and left the villa with the newly acquired shikigami, and wandered the streets, intending to find a coffee shop to sit for a while before the reward came down.

Anyway, the people who will clean up the aftermath will be here soon, he just needs to wait for the reward in peace of mind, and then consider the issue of board and lodging.

But only halfway through the road, a small paper-folded shikigami stood in front of him. After looking at him for a second, he rushed towards him as if he was dead, hugged his toes, and then hung on it like a power outage. Moved.

Dazai was silent for a few seconds. Realizing that something was wrong, he wanted to ignore the episode, so he continued to walk forward as if a piece of paper was stuck on his foot.

But in the end he took a deep breath, bent down to pick up the paper figurine, took it apart without saying a word, and finished scanning the small characters on it.

Then he crushed the paper figurine, showing a fake smile.

"idiot."