I'm just an ordinary Dazai [Comprehensive]

When we met for the first time, Rokudoku felt that Osamu Dazai was a big trouble.

A skinny boy wrapped in bandages hangs on a tree, swaying slowly with the spring wind, looking very poetic in Japanese style...

But this picture is that Liu Dao Mu had just escaped from Estoraneo, and suddenly appeared in front of him when he was so tired that he was in a coma.

What's even more exasperating is that he thought this guy was abandoned and used just like him, so he kindly put him down, but the first thing the kid said when he opened his eyes was to blame him for disturbing his dream!

From then on, Liu Dao Mukuro has been certain that Osamu Dazai is an out-and-out bastard, and this kind of guy is destined to be alone and lonely until he grows old.

But he never expected that things would develop like this four years later.

At this time, Liu Daokui was standing outside an ordinary villa in the Yokohama residential area, listening to the quarrel on the second floor expressionlessly.

"Don't move!" the boy shouted angrily.

After a burst of pinging, bang, and the sound of things falling, and the dull thud of heavy objects falling to the ground, the other person complained loudly, "Isn't Zhong Ye using too much force?"

The voice was a bit sluggish compared to usual, and it was a bit hoarse. It took Rokudoku two seconds to distinguish before he dared to confirm that it was Osamu Dazai's voice.

At this point the quarrel in the room continued.

"Shut up, why did you run when I asked you to take your temperature? Didn't you look in the mirror before you ran to see how your face was burnt?" Chuya's tone was irritable, but the movement of suppressing Dazai with his hands was subconsciously relaxed.

"The weather is too hot," Dazai said lazily while being pressed on the bed by him, "it's a normal phenomenon of changing seasons..."

Zhong also interrupted him mercilessly: "38 degrees at [-]:[-], I'll call the president later and ask for leave for you."

"That's right, I just have a cold," Dazai immediately changed his tone smoothly when he heard that he could ask for leave openly, and accused him in a natural tone, "It's all because I came too late in the middle of yesterday, and I was drenched for four hours rain, so today's work is entrusted to you."

Appeared, Osamu Dazai's stunt was overwhelmed.

Liu Daoku thought to himself, if someone dared to talk to him like that, he could guarantee that he would never be able to resist taking out his trident and giving the opponent a fork, so at this moment, he also sincerely hoped that his friends inside would give this bastard a punch.

But Zhong also disappointed him.

"...I see, I will do it. You really know how to climb the ladder. You don't need to talk about work. When did you skip work and leave work that wasn't mine?" Naka who originally thought about staying to take care of Dazai Also speechless.

Then he couldn't help but scold: "Are you a fool? You won't find a place to hide from the rain in the middle? It's no wonder you caught a cold after being drenched outside for four hours. Remember it for me next time, don't rely on your resilience to die .”

Hehe, Liu Daoku was indifferent when he heard the words, and couldn't help but slander, you are the one who is stupid, right?You are definitely used to that bastard Osamu Dazai becoming more and more aggressive. How could he be sick?Don't even think about it, you know it's pretending, you can find it when you sense the soul link.

He really found it strange. It stands to reason that the last time he came to Yokohama with Peng Lie to see this foreign desolate god, he didn't think he was brainless. Why didn't he doubt it when he encountered such a thing?

But neither party knew about his rant, so the conversation continued uninterrupted.

In the room, Dazai ignored Nakaya's reprimand, looked at his partner with a smile on his face, his eyes seemed to be admiring leeks, and his tone was sweet: "Although Chuya is only useful when helping me with work, I like you the most. click it."

When he said this, he was ready to be beaten, but he saw that Zhong Ye was obviously stunned for a moment, then coughed, looked at the window embarrassedly, and asked a little awkwardly: "Really? "

Although the premise was added, it was the first time that Chuya heard the bastard Dazai openly confess his love after being together for so long. After he regained consciousness, there was a bit of joy in the corners of his brows and eyes, and the air in the room was infected by him, and it seemed to become light.

This reaction was not what Dazai expected, he looked at Chuya's side face thoughtfully, his long eyelashes trembled twice, and suddenly felt a bit uncomfortable - the word "like" shouldn't be so perfunctory.

"Of course I lied to you." The smile on Dazai's face didn't change, it even widened a little bit, looking at Chuya whose face suddenly darkened, he repeated with a smile, "Not a single word of what he said just now is true."

Bang, being tricked again, Chuya stood up angrily and strode out of the room, but he came back within a few seconds, pressed the ice pack on Dazai's forehead angrily, and said through gritted teeth, "It's my fault." , I actually have expectations for you, a mackerel... you better shut up, and cool down your brain so you don't keep talking nonsense!"

"Yeah - I got it." Dazai replied in a perfunctory tone, he didn't pay attention at first glance, he was still writhing in the quilt, like a lively caterpillar, about to break free from the "silkworm chrysalis" .

"Don't move," Zhongya quickly pressed the edge of the scattered quilt, tucked it back again, and warned with a frown, "Be quiet, or do you want me to tie you up with a rope?"

But since it is so lively, it seems that there is really no problem.

Nakaya relaxed slightly, because Dazai's physique is right there, except for the few days when he took the wrong medicine and turned back to seven years old, he has never been sick. It's no wonder he was so nervous when he suddenly came here today.

After Dazai was threatened, he immediately lay obediently on the bed and looked at Chuya obediently.

Of course, Zhong Ye was not confused by him like this, but he became more and more suspicious that he would not be obedient, and he couldn't help but want to really tie him up, so as to save this guy from being sick and having to get up and make trouble.

"You're going to be late, Chuya." Having partnered for so many years, Dazai knew what the other was thinking when he saw Ye's expression, he reacted quickly, raised his eyes to the clock on the wall and reminded calmly.

Nakaya was interrupted by him, and found that it was really late, and if he didn't ask for leave, he really couldn't do the shameless act of absenteeism without reason like Dazai, if he didn't want to be late, he should start now.

But Dazai is too worrying - he thought for a while, lowered his head and stared at the mackerel on the bed, and said in a serious tone: "You stay here, I will come back after finishing the task, and wait for the cold to worsen." I'll clean you up."

"Yeah." Dazai nodded again and again, his eyes were full of impatience, and he couldn't wait to wave his handkerchief to see him off.

Zhong also was so angry with his familiar expression that he almost couldn't help punching him, but in the end he took a deep breath and exhaled slowly, resisting the urge to punch someone.He took one last deep look at Dazai, turned his head and walked out of the room.

Facts have proved that Zhong’s guess is right. He had just left, and Dazai, who felt the other side was going far away through the soul contract, threw off the quilt and jumped off the bed without hesitation. He walked to the window with an ice pack and pushed it open. .

The cool morning breeze blowing in from outside made Dazai's slightly reddened cheeks slowly return to normal.

"Ah~ I was almost suffocated," Dazai said to himself a little helplessly, "Next time, I'd better not pretend to be sick, Chuuya gets nervous too easily."

After finally waiting for Chuya to leave, Liudaoku jumped onto the small balcony, and couldn't help laughing out loud when he heard the words: "kufufufu...do you two actually get along like this? When do you want to hide something so big? Fei Zhouzhang?"

"It was really eaten to death, Dazai-kun."

Forgive him for eating dog food downstairs with the cold wind blowing, and now he is a little bit on fire.

"Where is the thing I want you to bring?" Dazai ignored Liudao Mukuro's teasing, and did not intend to give the other party a chance to laugh, "I will restart the security system of this house in half a minute, don't blame me for not telling you if you get kicked out .”

The guy was as annoying as ever.Liu Daoku clicked his tongue, and without wasting time, he handed over a gift box together with a pure black stone the size of a thumb.

"I took the godhead you gave me to the underworld of Japan to see the six reincarnations, and when I came back, I found that most of it was recycled, but in the end there was only this left, and I just gave it to you this time-in this way, I owe you a lot of money." The favor will be completely paid off, and it will not be as simple as it is now if you want to ask me for help."

"En." Dazai casually responded that he was not interested in the stone, took it and threw it into his pocket casually, planning to find a place to destroy it later - if he was greedy for the godhead, he would not give this thing to Liudaokuku, let it He returned it to Izanami who was sleeping in Huangquan Country.

Dazai opened the exquisite gift box and picked up the tie inside.

The first thing that catches the eye is a beautiful sapphire. The sunlight outside the window falls on the surface of the gem as if it is absorbed, with only a little brilliance flowing. When you look closely at this gem, it seems to hide a deep ocean, inlaid in the dark and slender fabric. Be low-key and seductive.

In fact, this is just a jewel-shaped ring customized by Vengley's research department, but Dazai has incorporated a trace of his own deadly flame into it. As long as he comes into contact with his own breath, he can change the internal structure under the action of the fog attribute flame , to make it look exactly like the gem.

——In other words, it will only become a gemstone in the hands of Dazai himself and Chuya who is connected to his soul, and it will be an ordinary stone when it is taken off.

Under the blessing of the flames of death, it is indeed very beautiful, but of course it is still a little worse than Chuya's eyes, Dazai thought casually, lowered his eyes to look at it for a few seconds, and then closed the lid.

"Mr. Gonggong Mu sent the things for me. After you joined Peng Gelie, you should have many more tasks, right? It will be there in half a minute, and I won't keep you."

When the voice fell to the ground, Liudao Mu, who had planned to find a way to stay and watch the excitement, scattered, and found himself standing outside the house when he came back to his senses.

Realizing that he was thrown out without even saying hello, before he even had time to refute the sentence "Join Pengo Li", he suddenly laughed "kufufu" with a black face.

This style of throwing it away after use is really the same as before, so Osamu Dazai is really an out-and-out bastard.

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On the other side, Zhong is also restless at work, and is rarely able to concentrate.Obviously there is nothing wrong with Dazai at home through the soul link, but just looking at the exuberant vitality makes people think that he doesn't look sick at all.

Even so, Chuya still felt that there was not much there, and he was so absent-minded that he didn't control his strength when arresting the prisoner who planted a bomb on the tram.

Seeing him fidgeting, Luanbu took the initiative to say: "Leave the follow-up work to Kunikida who just joined the detective agency, and Mr. Hat can go back first."

Zhong Ye was taken aback for a moment, the words of refusal turned around in his mouth twice before being swallowed back, and he said apologetically, "I'm sorry Mr. Ranpo, then I'll go first."

Luanbu nodded, suddenly thought of something, stopped Chuya who turned around and was about to leave, looked at it for a while with his glasses on, and cleared his green eyes: "Today is April 29th, happy birthday, Mr. Hat."

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It was noon when Chuya returned home, and as soon as he opened the door, he smelled the familiar aroma of wine, and he suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Dazai!" He strode to the restaurant, and sure enough, he saw a very drunk Dazai at the dining table. There was a pile of empty wine bottles beside this guy, and Nakaya saw his favorite bottle inside with a sharp eye. Drinking wine, I suddenly felt blood rushing to the top of my head.

The veins on his forehead were throbbing, he walked over and grabbed the clothes on Dazai's chest, wanting to lift him up and question him, but before that——

"I like... Chuya the most."

After being stuck for two full seconds, Chuya finally realized what Dazai said. For a moment, he felt as if fireworks exploded in his head, and he almost threw the mackerel on the ground with a trembling hand. To say he was drunk would be better to say he was bewitched!

Chuuya came back to his senses and his first reaction was to reach into his pocket, intending to call the exorcist and ask them to send someone to look at the situation, but halfway through he stretched his hand, he didn't think of mentioning Dazai's disqualification in the world, and said that he and Dazai This mackerel is bound, if there is a problem, it is impossible to hide it from him.

...so the bastard is really confessing? !

Chuya couldn't believe it for a moment, his face changed back and forth, as colorful as if a paint box had been knocked over, it was really beautiful.At the same time, the muscles at the corners of his mouth were also twitching crazily, and he looked like he wanted to laugh, but he seemed a little distorted because of his extreme restraint.

——It’s not that he’s unhappy, but based on what Chuya knows about Dazai, his partner has never been frank enough. His mouth never speaks sweet words except when he’s lying, and even if he speaks, he will stab the knife in the next second.

Most recently, he was tricked once this morning. How could he dare to believe such a good thing?

Just in the middle, he was extremely entangled. When the battle between heaven and man was in his mind, he felt Dazai move on his shoulder, and then a thin tie went around from the back of his neck to the front of his body, and was dexterously tied in a knot by his slender fingers. , and then the heavy boulder clings to the throat.

Although the throat is the most dangerous part of the Beast that needs to be protected, although Chuya is always on guard against Dazai's pranks, he has never been prepared in front of the opponent, so now he is only surprised and has no other actions.

Nakaya lowered his head to look at the deep gem, then looked up at Dazai, and found that this guy sat up straight at some point, looking down at the bow tie with an unfathomable expression on his face.

But seeing those out-of-focus eyes, one knew that this guy's consciousness had fallen into chaos, otherwise he wouldn't have said such words.

"Zhongye is mine." The drunk announced loudly.

"...You guys are really pretending to be sick this morning." Zhong also murmured in a low voice, but it was more like changing the subject in embarrassment than accusation, because when he said this, his eyes dropped, staggering his misty iris eyes , fell on Dazai's face.

This mackerel has a special physique. After drinking so much wine, his face is only slightly red, but it can be seen that he is indeed drunk. Even if he finds his body hanging in the air, he just tilts his head belatedly, as if he has not reacted at all .

"Chuya?" Dazai asked with his head tilted, his voice sounded a little erratic, as light and soft as if he hadn't woken up, his clear kite-colored eyes showed a little confusion, and because of the lack of vision, he looked more innocent than usual.

Zhong Ye's ears turned red from his shouting, even looking at the empty wine bottles scattered on the ground, thinking of the good deeds this guy has done, he couldn't smash his clenched fists down.

He stared at this guy for a while, but the drunk mackerel would just smirk at him with an idiot face, and Chuya dared to bet the hat on his head that if the bastard Dazai was awake, he would be laughing triumphantly at him for being unable to move .

But what can he do?

Zhong also took a deep breath, decided to settle accounts with him after the guy woke up, then bent down and planned to lift him up by the waist and send him to the room.

Dazai seemed to be brought back to his sanity by this action, he shook his head, his eyes regained a little clarity, but the alcohol had not been eliminated in his body, and his brain, which was usually spinning fast, was messed up, the specific manifestation was that he did what he thought of right now.

He leaned forward limply, pressed on Zhongye's shoulder accurately, turned his face sideways, rubbed his lips against his partner's earlobe, and said vaguely: "Happy birthday, Zhongye."

The author has something to say: To be honest, my original plot was that Dazai really had a fever here, because he remembered the memory of the reincarnation space but was unwilling to leave, so it was tantamount to giving up his identity as a reincarnation person, so the soul energy accumulated in reincarnation was drawn by the world There are after-effects, the ending is to kill first and then let Zhongye find out... Actually, I really think this is very sweet, like a love story of giving up the identity of a little fairy and staying in the mortal world, but the master told me that this is a knife, let me take it away After a while, I realized that I am a little different...

感谢在2020-04-1817:42:20~2020-04-2019:14:43期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: -+Na1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 195 bottles of mortal wisdom; 99 bottles of Michelle Li; 50 bottles of Huoyan Yanyi; 10 bottles of Wuyue;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!