I'm just an ordinary Dazai [Comprehensive]

Turning back the time to an hour ago, Dazai said that he was already prepared, and don’t worry about the suggestion, it’s best to set the notification sound on the phone and put it aside, wait for Tsuchimikado Haruha to leave the area of ​​the festival venue to watch again, free time You can come and play a game with him.

Since Dazai had never failed to make a battle plan, Chuu was relieved to be guaranteed, and somehow actually listened to his suggestion to ask Shikigami to help find a new game console, and fight Dazai.

Unexpectedly, it exploded in only 10 minutes.

Zhong Ye reacted very quickly, and quickly threw the machine into the open space—of course, he realized that he could use divine power to surround the source of the explosion after making this action, but the previous years of combat experience made him rely more on physical skills. Knee-jerk reactions are not so easy to change.

"What's going on?" Nakaya looked at Dazai with a confused face, and saw the ribbon with the slug pattern on it jumped off the table early.

By the way, as soon as Dazai hit the ground, he ran forward without saying a word. Chuya quickly reacted and reached out to grab the teacup on the table. This was also the source of the strange movement heard by Yokai Shikigami.

"You are cheating!"

Nakaya slapped the table angrily after catching the prisoner, full of annoyance, feeling that he still underestimated Dazai's brazenness.

He and Dazai had a [-]/[-] win rate in games before, depending on the type of game, this guy would think of something to distract him at best when the situation is not good, who would have thought that he would blow up the game console this time!

"Is there any evidence for Chuya? They said that the electronic equipment is not compatible with the mysterious side. Maybe this game machine is more sensitive than its kind. It was dying when Mr. Yokai brought it over, and finally died under Chuya's rough operation. "

In just a few seconds, he fluently added various detailed settings, as if he had experienced the "journey of game consoles" he described in his mouth, and Zhongye actually believed this in his magical narration. nonsense.

But in the next second, he shook his head vigorously, got rid of the state of being almost brainwashed, and slammed the ribbon in his hand onto the table: "Stop talking nonsense, you didn't do it, what did you just run away?"

"I want to take a closer look at what's so special about the monster that just touched the game console for a short time." Dazai tore himself off the table, then twisted the ribbon into a stickman shape, and "stand" up smoothly, waving Pointing his arm at Zhong Ye, he said in a condemning tone, "You misunderstood me so much."

His attitude was too straightforward, and Zhong couldn't help but wonder if he misunderstood Dazai this time, because with this guy's thick skin, it stands to reason that even if the matter was revealed, he would not flee, let alone such a failure, less than ten centimeters Just got caught.

It's no use sitting here and reasoning out of thin air, he's not good at it, but it's actually very simple to verify whether what Dazai said is true or not.

As if guessing what he was thinking, Dazai took the initiative to say: "Since you don't believe it, let's go find it now. This shikigami was assigned by Tsuchimikado Haruno, and he won't leave easily."

The poor shikigami thought he had nothing to do with himself, but he was relieved. Suddenly, he heard the door of the room behind him open, followed by a big monster calling from the door. The little monster, who was completely unprepared, was so frightened that he almost walked away .

After regaining consciousness, it realized that it had actually left the big monster aside, and was even more out of breath in fright. It hurried to Nakaya, lowered its head deeply to lower its sense of existence, and silently prayed that the big monster would not care about itself.

Fortunately, the big monster didn't make things difficult for it, and asked it a few insignificant questions such as "where did you buy the game console" and "did you encounter any special circumstances on the way back", and let it go directly.

Zhong also saw that the other party was so scared that he couldn't lift his head up, and felt very helpless. It would be fine if there was an enemy in front of him, but he didn't do anything. Even if the game console was damaged due to a real magnetic field problem, it was an unintentional mistake, and he shouldn't be frightened for nothing. .

But since Dazai felt that he could get information from it, even if he suspected that it was a trick played by mackerel to divert attention, he still chose to trust his partner compared to outsiders, and relayed Dazai's question with an embarrassing expression.

Of course, at the same time, he silently swore in his heart that if Dazai dared to say that he was just joking, he would tie this guy in ten knots and hang him under the eaves.

"So did you see what happened?" Chuya asked directly after returning to the room.

"Hmm—" Dazai made a contemplative sound, and then remained silent for ten seconds.

Fortunately, before Chuya's patience ran out, he spoke slowly to avoid being beaten into a mess: "There is no problem with it, and its strength has not changed, but I took the remaining game console and When the electronic watch in the room is close to it, the internal parts of these things will heat up very quickly."

"Let's rule out that these things have been tampered with - after all, it's useless to you, that is, the interference between the monster power dissipated by the youkai and the electronic equipment has become stronger." Dazai drew an inference, and then added, "Of course , There are not enough samples, so we can’t be 100% sure, it would be great if we find a few more monsters to test.”

"Well, I'm going to give it a try today." Zhong also really didn't expect him to be serious this time, not an excuse he made up casually, and he felt a little guilty for a while, but a flash of light flashed in his mind the next second, and he suddenly realized No, he reached out and pressed the corner of the ribbon to stop Dazai from moving towards the table as if nothing had happened.

"Hey Dazai," Chuya's voice was full of doubts, "I didn't pay attention just now, the game console you used is fine, right? The same demon sent it, and it took about the same time on the road. Why is it only my problem? And you just took the device out of the room to test, it shows that the power of monsters outside cannot affect the house, so why is mine still broken?"

Dazai tried to twitch outwards, but found that the middle was pressed very tightly, and he couldn't break free for a while, so he turned his head and replied calmly: "Well, that's why I said before, it just so happens that the game console is weaker than its peers. , Zhongya is too violent, and it is easy to malfunction."

"No." Zhong also said firmly.

Once Dazai showed this familiar attitude of looking around and talking about him, it showed that something must be tricky.

But his cunning partner is now just a ribbon, with no expression, and it is difficult to judge the authenticity——

Chuya suddenly stood up and walked to the corner of the room, where a small machine with scattered parts and occasionally charred shell lay quietly. Of course, before he got up, he grabbed Dazai who was trying to escape again, and the two came to the wreckage of the game machine together. before.

He didn't pay attention before, but now he just took a second look, and Zhong Ye easily found the target from the mess on the ground.He picked up a thin emerald green blade of grass, not much bigger than a nail, but exuded a faint demonic power, so it was very obvious.

Zhong Ye crushed the blade of grass casually, and the powder flicked away. Without saying anything, he straightened the twisted ribbon in his hand and tied it from one end.

"I can explain that the leaf floated over by itself, really, I didn't lie to you..."

Chuya pushed open the door, ignoring the shocked sight of the monster outside, raised his hand and hung the bundled ribbon under the eaves, turned and went back to the room.

Dazai swayed in the wind and sighed in distress.

It's a pity that this is the first time he has used this method. After all, the main body is humanly disqualified. This kind of sporadic crystal fragments of demon power will disappear immediately when touched. Originally, he hoped that this experiment would be successful, and he would be able to stand in the future when he competed with Zhongye. It's invincible. ——Obviously that bit of monster power will only cause the machine to have poor contact at most, and even if Zhongye loses, he can't find it. Who would have thought it would blow up directly?It can only be said that the current fusion speed of the mysterious and the mundane is much faster than he estimated.

If you let him know who is making things difficult for him, he must return a big gift to the other party.

Of course, this kind of change is really of great help to the disadvantaged human beings. First of all, after a month, there will be an extra layer of protection against Jian Yu Lei Shen's ambush; and he and Zhong Ye rescue the main body, and the plan can also be slightly changed. , using the characteristics of mutual interference between the two sides, can save a lot of effort.

...But the conclusion drawn by rational analysis still cannot eliminate his resentment for being hung under the eaves, and he must definitely make that guy look good.

The author has something to say: Well... there is nothing to do without it, Kaka